>>220725361
that's a man

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>>220725361
>When's the last time you went to the kino with your gf? We went to the new Goose flick a month ago

>>220725361
Most egregious humblebrag I've seen in ages

We went to the movies a lot a few years ago, but everyone is an obnoxious phone addicted talkaholic cynical faggot retard so I put the kibosh on that

>>220725361
at what movie could you possibly have a footjob

God I want to rub my dick on girl feet

>>220725361
the fuck is hinge

>>220725361
I can't imagine drinking monster, what's wrong with coke or alcohol and coke?

I'm no one's type.

6 years ago, the first Sonic movie

>>220725389
>that's a man
good.

got a handjob in one once long ago. never came though. it got too risky or whatever. or I think that's what happened

The last Mission Impossible and then some diving movie with Woody Harrelson before that. Both were just okay, but only served to remind me how shitty modern movies are.

>>220725468
>alcohol and coke
Sounds like a party to me!

Is a 3rd person taking this image? The angle is confusing me
Probably an AI image

>>220725361
maybe I should download hinge

>>220725361
Going to a movie with a girl isn't really enjoyable unless its an empty theater and you can get a handy or bj. My first date was watching SAW 3 and being confused. Its better to go to the beach.

>>220725361
I went to see AVP 2 with my gf, she made us late for the movie and when we got there I was like let’s just wait for the next showing because Whats the fucking point right but she insisted so we went in and half the movie was over and gave me an awful fucking handjob and didnt even finish me and the movie sucked. Fuck AVP 2

>>220725361
>gf(male)
>deleting hinge keeping grindr

>>220725361
that's a ugly tranny faggot

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>is that a FOID??!? and she has FEET!!!!?!?! IM COOOOOOOOMING!!!!!!!

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>>220725361
Took a girl to watch MK2 and she complained about it being stupid the whole time.

>>220725612
this but unironically

>>220725462
A dating app.

>>220725462
A dating app full of mentally ill women who do nothing but go to clubs and on vacation

>nah bro...
>the way the...
>no because...
why do all social media brains start their posts the same way?

>>220725633
marry her

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>>220725361
>with your gf
no can do!

>>220725450
Anything Tarantula, obviously

>>220725487
Have you been to the movies with your dad again since then?

>>220725361
>with your gf?
beg pardon?

is this some not so subtle ad?

>>220725633
>good woman wasted on a retard
You hate to see it

>>220725361
>coombait image gets flamed with replies screeching about AI trannies
Great microcosm of the board

>>220725361
I once went to the cinema with a group of friends that included the girl I was mad about. Some how we ended up sitting next to each other.

During the movie she asked if she could share my drink. I offered to turn the straw around but she said it was okay.

I thought that meant she liked me. The film was The Sixth Sense

>>220725361
2008, Indiana Jones 4. I've been single ever since because of Lucas' shitty script.
Fuck you, George.

interesting how ai is so good now people don't even recognize it.

My girlfriend doesn't watch movies or TV. She just watches Vinesauce streams. Sometimes I'll drop in and spoon her until I get hard then drop a creampie in her pussy and leave.

>>220725361
The last date I went on was probably The Big Lebowski.

>>220726186
It's not AI
I can tell by some of the pixels, and because I've seen some slop in my time.

>>220725667
That's every dating app.

>>220726255
>i hope they fall for my b8 hehe im so lonely

>>220726266
Prove it's AI
I'll wait.

>>220725361
Saw Lee Kronin's The Mummy in the cinema. It was pretty good. It's fun when something's startling or scary and she buries her head in your shoulder. Anons should get girlfriends to see what it's like.

>>220726288
>im so lonely

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>>220725361
>arbys.jpg
Does that bitch gnaw on Grapenuts?

>>220726299
My condolences, but that's neither here nor there.

I was thinking of trying hinge but fuck it looks like more work than trying to bullshit a resume

>>220725667
So, their legs open easily ...like a hinge?

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Why the fuck do girls always put their nasty feet on the chairs like it's their own dman house?

Have some respect for others please

>>220725599
yea just don't expect him to delete it lol

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>When's the last time you went to the kino with your gf?

First time was with some gross slob i worked with at a fast food chain, another employee was going to a screening of the film "Knocked up" with Seth Rogan, so we tagged along. It was a cautionary tale & I'm glad i never got her pregnant. She later revealed she'd had much older boyfriends in the past who would use her for sex and all the emotional baggage red flags came out in full force. Her dad was way too enthusiastic about sport, i broke it off with a phone call (landline) it was a typical case of don't shit where you eat because work relations soured.

Second time i went on a movie date we saw "Real Steel" with Hugh Jackman. Prior to the screening we played billiards in a pub, I paid for her film ticket and snacks. She was very rude and barely even acknowledged my effort. I was 17 and peak attractive I've ever been all my life, she clearly thought she was too good for me and i left with barely $5 just enough for the train.

The last time i even went on a date and saw a movie it was "Don't be afraid of the dark" starring Katie Holmes. The girl was absolutely disgusting looking downright hideous, so ugly. When we were walking through the mall prior to the screening much prettier girls my age were walking around everywhere & i knew i had to get out ASAP.
I ended up leaving the state a week later, moved back in with family and she was literally saying she wanted to move in with me, major desperation. Played IMVU or some garbage

After that i stopped chasing. I remember seeing videos of a guy getting two girls competing with eachother to give him a blowjob in the cinema, and thinking "damn what a lucky sod"

>>220726422
you sound like a colossal faggot

>>220726422
lizardman

>>220726367
I guess, considering basically all of them are "long-term, open to short", which translates into whoring around until some rich loser with 0 self-esteem shows up.

>>220725361
Dunno if it was the last time but I got free tickets to Kick-Ass, excited to see, maybe due to this place? My gf absolutely hated it lmao, she said "Why did you even want to see that?!" before we exited the hall. I thought the movie sucked including Chloe but not to the extent my gf should place my tastes under fucking review. Thinking back, America went to total shit after that movie or year.

>>220725361
>>220725440
Sitting next to a girl for two hours is loser and pathetic. Just meet, fuck and go back to your own thing.

>>220725361
>gf
I'm almost 39 and have never had a GF, been on a date, held hands, hugged, kissed, or literally anything with a woman/girl.

>>220726703
And? Nobody cares except you apparently

>>220725361
I saw Star Wars Ep VII with my gf when it came out. Didn't know this yet at the time but I had recently knocked her up. Now we're married and have 10 year old son. Also we both agreed that the movie sucked ass.

>>220725527
>took a photo of this couple in the cinema, forgot my flash was on

>>220725361
i dont have ba gf

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>>220726457

we went to see that fantastic four movie because she used to read them as a kid. it was alright, but some of the reed/sue stuff touched a little too close to difficulties we were having at the time, and the popcorn we got was so stale and bad i threw it out for us during a cgi scene. it was a mixed blessing. we both realized we're too old for comic book junk, movie dates and definitely not spending money on convenience food anymore. it felt like our last 'kid date'. so they're better now, but far less frequent because we're getting older, our time and energy more precious. bittersweet.

*crying emoji*

*skull emoji*

>>220725389
Looks like Soapie, ngl.

erm

>>220725361
>the new Goose flick
I didn't want to wait, so I watched some telecine riddled with Chinese gambling ads on a streaming site the night before, so she went with her daughter the next day.

>>220726682
Any girl worth fucking makes you put in a little work. Sorry all you've had are used up hag cumdumps. You might want to get tested for STDs.

>>220726387
Yeah they better stop unless they want their big toe to end up in my mouth in less than a second after the foot has been placed.

>>220725361
2007

>>220725468
>what's wrong with coke or alcohol and coke?
Aside from being "unc shi" nothing.

>>220725633
it is stupid

>>220727453
trvth. i recently met a girl (at a bar) that told me she was going through some hard times due to death in the family. she came over my place and got into my bed naked the 2nd time we hung out. i had sex with her but couldnt cum because i knew she was a whore and i didn't feel safe around her. turns out she was severe cluster b and was just using me for validation anyways.

>>220727457
Imagine being at the theater with your girl at some fat smelly fuck in a trench coat and fedora starts sucking on her toes.

>>220727542
I would kill him immediately because my girlfriend's toes are for my mouth only
i wish i had a girlfriend

>>220727638
it'll remain a mystery of the ages why the violent foot fetishist has no gf

>>220725361
not sure if that pic is meant to convey "I already got this girl so I'm off hinge," or (most likely) "this is the kind of date I get on hinge so I'm off"
either case, I'm so lonely it's unreal and I have no idea what you're supposed to do to get to date females you see on the street or at work, so maybe I should get on one of these apps

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why do women even have feet what's the evolutionary purpose

>>220727542
I'd let him fuck her

>>220727853
To step on boys while they make out with real men.

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>>220725361
>gf

Be honest, bros. Are you handsome enough to get 7/10 and above matches on dating apps?

isn't this thread supposed to start with "what was your STRANGEST movie theatre experience"?

>>220727926
>feet aren't even bare

>>220727926
>The last one just spits on his carpet.
Lol

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>>220726914
>too old for movie dates
Only a thing when you’re retarded like this and have taste that is completely piss-poor

>>220725667
Do they also go to clubs while on vacation? I heard Ibiza's fun.

just got back from seeing Obsession with the old ball and chain haha

>>220726387
What is that expression meant to convey?

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its been too long since i've gone on a proper date
but i do watch kinos with my mom, usually in her bed or on the couch in the living room
last movie we watched was anaconda with jack black a complete piece of shit film, we only laughed a couple of times

>>220727933
maybe ten years ago

>>220725361
There's no way that pose is comfortable. They only did it for the picture.

>>220727926
This is why I hate nerds. Total losers.

>>220725361
>uses the flash while taking this picture in a dark theater
Jerkwad

>>220725361
I don't like being this guy, but that girl is a red flag parade.

>>220728542
pump and dump

>>220725361
I genuinely have whore fatigue. I'm at the point where they don't even turn me on, they just annoy me.

>>220728480
right? like imagine paying girls to kick you in the balls and they don't even take their shoes and socks off first. and that last girl didn't even spit directly in his mouth. he shouldn't have given them anything.

>>220725595
>didnt even finish
That's terrible. Women should be contractually obligated to finish what they started. Once I get a bonner you don't get to back out.

>>220728003
What else do vapid cunts do, aside from taking selfies at the beach?

>>220725612
Ironic footfags are the reason women censor their toes now. Real ones were happy quietly enjoying these things without anyone knowing.

>>220725361
>first date
>greasy hair
>shoes out already
>in her undies
red flags everywhere

>>220729058
Girls like these age out quick

>>220725361
some men drown...

my fiance got a $100 prepaid cinema card for christmas and i thought nosferatu looked cool so we drove over an hour to go see it, had to pay another like $80 to fully cover two tickets and a fucking popcorn, the volume was way too loud, the movie was shit (thanks eggers) and then we dropped an expensive new work tool somewhere in the cinema parking lot.

>>220729058
also she has a dick sucking profile

>>220725691
You know how people say stuff like "to be fair..." "I mean..." and the likes? It's just the most current version of that. The exact language changes but people are still the same.

>>220729069
Girls like these were forced to get a part time job at 15 while you were still raiding black temple at 25

>>220729137
>also she has a dick

ftfy

>>220729145
>part time job
You mean OF

>>220725633
Other anons are retarded. I don't care what you think of the movie, shut the fuck up until it's over.

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>>220729145
>25
30

>>220725612
literally me

>>220725691
"no because" is the most obnoxious and niggerish version so far, mostly said by underaged girls.

>>220725361
I'm married. We have a 70" surround sound setup in our living room. I can get pissed, eat snacks and even finger her without it costing a fortune or my reputation. Remind me why I want to sit amongst the cell phone chirping animals who can't shut up for 2 minutes?

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>>220725361
gf?

>>220725691
>no, but why...
>i mean, no?...

>>220725361
bitch looks like a fish with lots of make up lel

>>220725361
I can imagine how this level of performative foid even forms

>>220729390
I feel so bad for this guy. He gets posted almost as much as the bald guy at the blacked porn convention.

>>220725468
You can get a decent buzz off an energy drink when you have to be sober. No reason to be sober at the movies though.

>>220728542
Probably can feel the last guy's jizz still inside of her

>>220725633
she got filtered, you dodged a bullet

Ever gone to the theater by yourself and get laughed at by girls you went to highschool with? haha. Yeah me neither

>>220727926
Red shorts phases in like a ghost.

This is AI

>>220725633
Based foid. She's wife material, but not for you.

>>220725361
nah diddy blud really downloaded hinge fr fr ong :skull:

Went with my gf and her 4 kids to see Mario. Pretty good time.

>>220725447
Where you live? I live in Honolulu and go to two different theaters... usually only Tuesdays where it's cheap and still barely anyone is ever there. It's one of my girl and I's favorite most comfy thing. We go twice a month usually

>>220729806
Did her husband feel left out?

>>220729806
Her youngest two, the twins Deshaun and Lamarcus in particular really enjoyed it and every time something bright and shiny happened on the screen they would jump up and down in their seats yelling “das wassup!”

>>220729036
I began as an ironic footfag but like all things I became irony poisoned

Incredible that no one mentioned it is an AI image.
We've reach the point where people dont even question anything anymore.

>>220729965
Think more puerto rican and mexican...I don't know what the other two are.

>>220730043
>t. bot post

>>220726703
have you tried just being yourself and asking one you know out on a date?

>>220730116
Not him. Not a virgin and even have a kid but I never went on an actual date. Unless you think a date is after you been fucking and are a couple.
sounds scary and awkward

I actually got one of my worst relationships thanks to Nicolas Winding Refn.
>18, meet girl in 2011, we bond over Drive and its music, we go on a night ride on bikes, with paint cans, play in a fountain and finish it off with a 12h fuck session with the Drive OST playing in the background
>friend (female) who introduced us tells me she's batshit crazy, so I forget about her and get an actual gf
>in 2015 i break up with said gf and we part ways amically
>2016, i learn about The Neon Demon and start messaging the girl
>"new Refn movie is coming out, should we watch it in theaters together?"
>"should we meet before to catch up?"
>"sure"
>she comes at my place, we talk, i even start up Valhalla Rising on the TV
>end up fucking again before half of the movie is done
>go see The Neon Demon and fuck afterwards
>we end up together for a few months
>some shenanigans happen
>we break up
>two weeks later she informs me she's pregnant
>we decide we won't keep the baby
>end up bringing back issues that made us break up, and it turns to shit real quick
>never spoke to her again

I could have had a 9-year old kid by now if it had happened differently and she wasn't so batshit insane

Thank you NWR

>>220725969
Fantastic storytelling I fucking kneel.

>>220730061
No thanks.

>>220730216
It’s really not that big of a deal, nowhere near as much pressure as you seem to be imagining it is.

>>220730329
yeah. just more of the awkward vibe. pretty introverted. but like if I knew she liked me it would be whatever.

>>220730243
I would have an 8 year old half-asian and 6 year old half-black kid right now if I didn't pressure their mommies to abort them.

>>220730359
It’s only as awkward as you make it, which judging by the way you’re talking and thinking about it sounds like you would make it a very uncomfortable situation.

>>220725361
damn that's hot. now check these

>>220730401
Epic Fail

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>>220727792
I was the original toe in mouth guy. I do, in fact, have a gf and she's got heavenly toes.
However, God himself, has played a sick joke on me, because she is EXTREMELY ticklish on the feet and one of the times I put her toe in my mouth I nearly lost a tooth and she a nail.
If I do get her just the right amount of drunk though, its numbing and I can suck on em properly.

>>220730399
I have just never been one for rejection. I mean like dating app shit. If I know she likes me and we're friends. that hits different. but youre probably right. regardless. I did well enough

>>220730216
How is a date "scary' if you're a man? What are you afraid she's going to do? I get that women can be scared because the man can overpower her, but who gives a shit if you're the man.

>>220730381
Anti-Natalism is the biggest scam ever foisted upon the American public.

>>220725361
going to the kino is a shitty date. you are just sitting there enjoying the movie. there is no interaction for at least 1,5 hours

Took her to see the goose flick. She liked it.
Women cant get into film so it has to be one made for females like project hail Mary. When I take her to see men movies she falls asleep which is fine with me.

>>220725361
>>220725426
My ex-girlfriend basically refused to make any friends and would constantly want to spend time with me, which included watching movies and shows. This normally wouldn't be that annoying except for the fact that she was incapable of shutting up during them, she was literally sheboon tier in that aspect. What I found out what worked was putting on Ancient Aliens anytime she wanted to watch something and she would eventually get bored around 15-20 minutes in and get on her phone or go play on the PS5 which would then let me put on what I really wanted to watch.

>>220725691
>no because
I've never seen this before. What is this even supposed to be

This photo is staged by (((someone))) to demoralize people

>>220730533
Did she have big cans?

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>>220725361
me

>>220730454
How is it not?

>>220730454
Go home and file a fake police report and then two days later when the cops arrest you it doesn't matter that you're a minor or she brought alcohol over state lines. You either plead guilty and take a slap on the wrist or take it to court and flip a coin and if you lose that coin flip you go to jail as a rapist for 10 years.

>>220725733
Annihilated him.

Also, nice digits.

>>220730649
Nah, not really. She had a big ass but only weighed like 120lbs. I'm not an ass guy so my favorite part were her feet, which were smaller than my hands.

>>220730515
I'm not an anti-natalist, I just don't want to raise nonwhite kids, especially with women I don't view as wife material. The black one tricked me and leglocked me while I was cumming cuz she WANTED to get pregnant, and it took a lot of convincing to get her to get rid of it, I had to be really mean to her but it was worth it. The asian one told me her birth control didn't work, but idk, maybe she lied to see if I'd have a kid with her, who the fuck knows with women, they pull all kinds of bullshit. Neither one of them has talked to me since I forced them to abort.

back in 2012-13 when Grand Budapest Hotel came out, pretty kino afternoon. We saw it in a small local theater in a quiet neighborhood instead of going to a big spot in a popular neighborhood. I don't remember if I got any action in the theater but the movie was great and she actually was quiet during the whole thing. Thanks for brining up that memory boys

>>220729119
Nosferatu would be better at home on an OLED. I watched it in digital IMAX and thought it looked too dim/low contrast.

>>220730381
based halfblood culler

>>220730381
I'm going to have half-white/ecuadorian kids with my fiance in a few months

>>220730671
You're the one who said it was, you have to explain why. I don't have to come up for reasons why it isn't. I'm a big man and she's a frail woman, so what is there to be scared of? She can't overpower me and force me to eat out her rotten smelly cunt. If she started being annoying or insulting me, I'd simply walk away and leave her with the bill. She can't do anything to me.

>>220730678
I don't know what you're schizobabbling about, but if you aren't stupid, there's an incredibly low chance any bullshit like this is going to happen to you.

>>220730812
No, I'm not. I'm a different person.

3 days ago, funny enough i got a footjob when we got back home, not in the cinema ofc

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>>220729284

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Should I obtain a whore to gain access to the couples only theaters?

>>220725691
>>220729139
don't forget about the faggots who spam "sort of"
>>220729355
>>220730603
no because what do you mean you haven't seen it before? <cry emoji>

>>220725633
I thought it was worse than FNAF 2, at least FNAF was fun to watch

>>220727453
>Any girl worth fucking makes you put in a little work
What, like letting them fuck niggers on the side? What's with this simp shit? "Putting in work" for women just means pussy is a form of usury.

>>220729284
based

>>220727926
Denji?

>>220730812
Definatly not describing exactly what happened to me based retard. By the way that was sarcasm. I normally wouldn't point it out but I'm worried you would miss it if I didnt.

14 years ago, to see The Dark Knight Rises.

>>220730619
This.
I fucking hate the “haha never using hinge again haha crazy goth girl amirite haha never should have met up with the discord girl” “joooooookes”
For humor to be funny it needs to be reflective of real life. Shit like that just never happens in real life to anyone, not even Chad. It’s just an excuse for people who make these “memes” to show off their girls and make you think about sex all the time.

>>220731006
I found my girlfriend on 4chan and lived with her for 4 years. It was horrible and don't suggest anyone should ever find their girlfriend online, especially not 4chan/discord

>>220730381
In my case it would have been a white kid from two white french parents. She was even blonde with blue eyes. Why did she have to be that cunty?

>>220731038
Spill it. Still got any nudes?

>>220725691
It’s NPC programming. They have the same canned lines when you tell them 18 and 30 is a fine age gap

>>220731122
>Spill it
Spill what? She was a crazy BPD bitch who was obsessed with me and moved from Chicago to Texas. She cheated on her new boyfriend with me after I dumped her so she probably cheated on me too. There were a ton of other red flags too but I was retarded and kept her around because she was willing to work, cook and clean.
>Still got any nudes?
Probably, yeah, she started sending them to me very early on when we met. (Another red flag)

>>220727542
More importantly how would you respond without sounding mad?

>>220731038
>>220731167
No matter what I doubt she was a sexually forward and aggressive good looking woman who wore fetish clothes and makeup

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>>220726422
>She later revealed she'd had much older boyfriends
Nothing wrong with that

>>220727853
Bluizard? Whats Bluazard?
Oh it's AI

>>220731038
heh. i randomly saw an ex squirting milk out of her tits as another guy next to her was sucking his own dick. didnt meet her on 4chan. but she used it. it ended up on motherless too

>>220730216
A date isn't complicated, you talk about yourself a little, ask questions about them and try to find a tangent you can get on so it doesn't feel like an interview. Make a few jokes, toss out a few low key compliments, and maybe make fun of each other's faults a little.

If I managed to get laid by 20+ (not fat) women as a 5'7 skinny fat manlet, with patchy facial hair, and no money any of you can do it. I even have 2 kids and a wife now.

>>220728726
Hoeflation is real.

>>220731315
I usually know enough about them though. eh I have fucked like 8 different girls. I can't complain. now I am older and a single father. basically over

>>220731221
Eh when you’re young and sexually inexperienced it can fuck with your head a bit. I went through something similar with my first gf, she dated a guy twice her age in high school who had groomed her online.
Nowadays I wouldn’t care so much but it took a lot of time and new women to get to that point in the first place.

>>220729119
$180 got you two tickets and a popcorn? That barely covers the minimum 15% tip here.

>>220731422
women have always liked older men. just normal shit

>>220725361
I've only had 1 gf for 1 year. I'm probably one and done given how long it took to have anyone like me enough to date for a whole year

>>220731219
literally me

>>220731468
If you have a daughter one day, would you be ok with her dating, as in hooking up and having sex with, a 30 year old man she met online? Just curious.
And no, he isn’t a gigachad trad based orthodox catholic who will propose to your daughter and have 10 white sons, it’s more likely than not some mexican with a dead end job who likes Deltarune and Sakura card captor

>>220731575
if your hypothetical daughter is getting groomed by some balding mexican thats on you lmao

>>220731575
I do have one. I wouldnt like it. But if she was 18 it's not up to me. But no I wouldnt be thrilled about it. I am sure she probably wouldnt bring him around though. If he is an actual good nerdy type guy I would be more welcome to it

>>220731611
Ah yes anon, you can live in perfect world where everything is perfect and you have lock and key control of your pubescent hormonal daughter and we’re all based and trad and have white sharia.

That’s not the point of the question, asshole. If you think there’s nothing wrong with teenage women hooking up with men twice their age or more, would you stand on business and put your daughter out into that world?

>>220725361
I'm grooming a teenager, I took her to the movies and she had no idea what was going on and farted a couple of times.

>>220731753
You sure you weren’t grooming a 13 year old boy with Down’s syndrome?

>>220731766
I mean she's pretty fucking dumb, but no actual disorders.

>>220731638
>But if she was 18 it's not up to me
I’m talking specifically about underage girls, my first gf was literally 15 and “dating” a 30 year old dude
You have a daughter so you actually get it though, you’re not some zoomer who’s using “trad” as an excuse to have sex with underage women like muslimniggers

>>220731721
i'll pimp slap my daugther, if she's getting groomed at least let it be by some rich guy then some discord nerd

>>220725361
I hate going to the movies with her because she A) has a tendency to talk too much and B) looks at me everytime something happens. Like, watch the fucking movie.
So I make a point of only going to movies (with her) I don't think I'll enjoy that much anyway so she's not ruining what might otherwise be great.

>>220725361
How do I get a goth-baddie girlfriend and then convince her to give me a through-the-pants footjob at my local kinoplex?

>>220731753
See this is what I’m talking about. Sexually successful well-adjusted men meet women early on and start having progeny. Only absolute losers like 4chan posters are the ones that need to try to relive their failed youth by predating on underage girls.

>>220731858
Teenager includes 18-19 year olds retard-kun. 16-17 is fine in most of the world too.

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I am 5'7.

>>220731793
So a rich guy first, THEN a fat sweaty discord mod, got it.

>>220731792
ah yes. obviously. pretty wild to do that

>>220731957
5’6” king reporting in, never really had any issues dating and hooking up with chicks as a short stud. Real life isn’t the same as vapid hoes on twitter, you do know that right?

My gf used to suck my dick through entire movies in high school. I'm sure people saw.

>>220732011
my face isnt symmetrical and i can't cutemaxx like you can.

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>>220732011
>5’6” king reporting in, never really had any issues dating and hooking up with chicks as a short stud. Real life isn’t the same as vapid hoes on twitter, you do know that right?

>>220725361
thats an AI image.

>>220725361
My dick would be through the rafters

I have NEVER touched a woman's bare feet

>>220725361
nice slop

>>220725361
>downloads Hinge
Oh what am I kidding I've had Hinge downloaded for two months and haven't had a single like or message response.

>>220727926
>framed picture of the terminator
fuck, he’s literally me

>>220725361
My wife and I went and saw Project Hail Mary last night. Then we came home and did a gram of blow and just had the filthiest sex for 2 hours. We do this every 3-4 months. Keeps shit spicy after 6 years.

>>220732334
post profile

>>220728480
I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents.

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You're all retards, nice slop btw.

>>220731221
there is if you don't want some mentally broken whore with daddy issues who's been ran through by multiple men twice your age

>>220731219
this was me like 2 years ago and bitches loved it, funny how when i do something it becomes a hated trend a few years later. good thing i've hopped onto another since then. i always walk away when i feel the heat around the corner.

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>>220731575
>mexican

Actually no, it's more likely to be a 40 year old Indian Hindu rape rat...but saar he has a great job, his cousin Ramesh got him into the codemonkey grind at intuit so you should be honored your 12 year old white daughter is getting groomed by a high skill engineer the jews let into your country.

>>220725480
I asked Keally to go see that with me, but I think I fucked up by giving her my number on a piece of cardboard

>>220732546
I ain't gonna post shit but I been in other apps for months. I've talked to girls and they ghost me or I ghost them. I have twelve likes on Duet. I think Duet is a scam but I searched it Duet is a scam and it isn't. Dating.com is an AI generated scam. Don't go there. I like Tinder the most. If you want the most ratchet black women go on Baduu. Duet girls seem to like me but no one responds. Fuck Hinge. I can't pull a single girl on Hinge. You know why? Every single lonely mother fucker bombards every Hinge girl where they they don't like anyone. They get to pick and choose. That's every app but Hinge is like top tier. They get whatever they want. Other apps you get ratchet bitches with 3 children and don't wanna text. It's fucking awful. I have all these bitches on other apps and they're all ugly as hell

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>>220731575
>would you be ok with her dating, as in hooking up and having sex with, a 30 year old man she met online?
as opposed to her dating a 18 year old who doesnt know how to pull out and gets her pregnant? at least he will be more likely to have more money to spend, car, place, emotionally fulfill her, wanting to settle down soon. the only positive of a woman dating her own age is he'll be alive 10 years more but that wont matter anyway because no one stays together til death anymore

>>220731539
Jokes on him.
>PS5 has no games.

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>>220725426
>no girlfriend
>no work
>no car
>no home

WHAT A LIFE

Feet smell.

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>>220725361
>your gf

>>220730401
damn nigga look how you do this shieet

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>>220733151
BASED

>>220733339
how smell without nose

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>gf wants to go to the movies every week
>literally cost $75 after all is said and done

>>220725389
Even better.

>>220725459
Ick

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>>220732696
What are you on now??

The fact that most posters here don't seem to have immediately dinged that this is AI - not even good AI, just entry level stuff, because I've seen that retarded Asian face in a hundred different scenarios at this point - is depressing.

>>>/wsg/6157188

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>>220730943

>What, like letting them fuck niggers on the side? What's with this simp shit? "Putting in work" for women just means pussy is a form of usury.

It honestly cracks me up how you worthless incel chud faggots genuinely can't even go five minutes without projecting your BBC cuckolding fetish onto everyone else. Imagine being this utterly mindbroken by BBC cuckolding porn, kek.

>want to find a girl to go watch the amazing digital circus ending with
>find online dating site and make an account
>every "female" is la creatura
>limited search options, unless i pay, of course :^)
>go to delete my account
>that's not allowed, i can only request a removal

>>220734980
>he gives up his data for free

>>220735009
yeah and i hate it

>>220734908
lmao wtf
as if we needed anymore proof of dead internet theory

>>220725389
Lies, a man could never have such soft and delicate feet

In December, watched some kids movie because she wanted to see it, I dont even remember what happened. I gladly went along because even the shittest movie is watchable in a cinema. And I like popcorn.

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what do you call this puffy region of fat just below the toes that elevates the toes? it drives me insane

>>220730245
If you've never watched the girl you love suck on the straw with your saliva on it you haven't lived

>>220725969
wouldn't did you do that thing where you cut a hole in the bottom of the drink and put your dick through it, and she would accidentally stick her straw down your urethra and drink from your bladder like in those 80's teen sex comedies

>>220735160
Called fat pads I believe

>>220725361
aren't you guys afraid of getting herpes, like 80% of casual sex havers get it and there's no cure

>>220725361
Marcus Theaters has a Mystery Movie where they don't tell you what it is ahead of time. We saw The Sheep Detectives before it officially released. It was cute.

Once i fucked an 18 year old like this when i was like 25 for a few months, a few years ago. It was pretty sweet but dealing with her was extremely exhausting. ive always been boomerbrained anyway so that didnt help.

>>220735160
those are the metatarsals, known as the balls of the feet. They form the lateral arch of the foot.

>>220725361
>girl presents her feet to you
what does that mean?

>>220735404
you suck them or she knows you're low t

>>220735404
means she wants you to rub them

>>220728085
smug and sassy

>>220735372
you sound like you know what you're talking about. is there any mechanism whereby my sperm that is deposited inbetween her toes can swim through the pores of her feet into her sweat glands and reach her egg and impregnate her

>>220725459
It's nice. I had a girl give me a footjob while she was wearing really soft stockings once. Came all over toes.

>>220731249
it says biohazard, retard. resident evil 7: biohazard

>>220727853
>posting these posers again

>>220735457
yes it's called the footussy. when she's on her period and sufficiently aroused, two extra vaginas form on each of her feet, between the medial and lateral longitudinal arches. when you copulate them with enough vigor, her ovaries will deposit an egg into the corresponding secret fallopian tubes which go down her legs and connect to the footussy.

>>220735488
i wish i could get hard enough to enjoy this

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>>220725361
like 13 years ago

My wife's japanese. We're probably going to see that new star wars slop with the grandkids.

>>220735529
How are they "posers"?
How are you better?
You're probably way more unlikable and don't have any friends to watch kino with.

>>220734974
>>220730943
shut up and kiss

>>220734974
this, what the fuck is wrong with these loser freaks
this is literally why they're untouchables

>>220734980
>want to find a girl to go watch the amazing digital circus ending with
Same, bro. The only chick I know who likes TADC and might be down to go with me is like 3000 miles away and I’m not taking a flight just for that

>>220735721
you need to teach them to be a macho man

i like to rub my wife's feet but worshiping random peoples feet is gross. barefoot women are a sign of intimacy and ownership, the psychological connection is a woman should be barefoot in your home because you're the provider and defender of the keep so she's safe and vulnerable there. they should be shod in all other cases, they shouldn't reveal them to anyone else. foot porn is just repulsive

>>220725361
>>220727926
i love women so much bros

>>220731219
Oh no.. he's hot

>>220735404
take your cock out and fuck them of course

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>>220730526
this
theres so many better options

>>220733147
kek
at least the coffee maker can play doom

>>220730657
kek came to post this. i guess i'll delete the image i cropped

>>220730809
RIP

>>220736060
like what? pls help me
>>220730526
yeah you get to makeout and not talk

>>220735529
>>220735685
fat retards who think "zelda" is some obscure hipster band that no one is allowed to listen to but them is so amazing I love it. it's like when someone asks who your waifu is and you're like NO I AM NOT TELLING U SHE'S MINE STAY AWAY FROM HER.

>>220730526
yeah it's not great for a first date, with someone you're not on sloppy long makeout terms with yet. it's ok for later on when you're comfortable spending time with each other

>>220736276
hm i was right, you're very unlikable and not special at all. your obsession with pop culture media definitely doesn't elevate your value as a potential mate

>>220736277
Imagine not making out on a first date.

>>220736294
brother I was agreeing with you.

>>220736320
agreeing with whomst
i'm not op

>>220725361
>not fondling her feet all movie

>>220736335
I'm making fun of the guy who called the brazilian gamer girls posers. Comparing him to a hipster that thinks no one is allowed to listen to their favorite "obscure" band that makes them really cool just for knowing who they are - but it's fucking resident evil and zelda - shit that every normie knows about and tons of girls have played. many gamers are pathetic.

>>220725462
you dont have doors at your place? are you a fucking mud hut dweller?

>>220725691
talking like black thugs is in and tiktok brainrot zoomies have by now mostly adopted talking in ebonics or using some of their phrases. It's all just trends, just like how every zoomie is now biting or smacking their lips and rubbing their hands like all those monkeys trying to be sexy.

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>>220725361
it should be illegal for women to display their feet in public like that

>>220736702
unc crashin out!
dead ass! a whole ahh crash out
im sended
ohio

>>220737184
women should be carried around by rickshaw to preserve their soft feet.

>>220736702
I think it's actually fallen out of style and only extremely online losers do it. I've never heard anyone talking like this in real life.

>>220725361
>4/10 girl
>BRO IM DELETING HINGE
AI was a mistake

>>220736060
Is she trying to look like a sanic character?

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>>220737243
rocka rolla woman for a rocka rolla man
you can take her if you want her
if you think you can