Will it be kino?
>>220726870Is this gonna be another bait n switch girlboss movie where Teela saves the day and completely upstages He-Man?
>>220726947she better take the sword and get gigabuff
>>220726870Prime white female ass, just terrific
if you care about this you're a 40 year old man and you're a loser
>>220726870Probably not, but I'm keeping my expectations low like I do for every cartoon/video game adaption and maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised.
>>220726974>Prime Latina female ass, just terrificFTFY
>>220726870he-man? more like she-male!
You gotta have back to play Teela
>>220727189What about Evil Lynn? Does she have butt?
>>220727259I would slap those rubbers right out of her hands
>>220726870>capeshitkys
>>220727296Evil Lynn would then cast a Frost Spell and turn you into a popsicle
Does The Sorceress enjoying watching Adam transform?
>>220727763>43I NEED TO PUT A BABY INSIDE SOON OR ELSE. I NEED TO BRIEED BRIE.
FRANCO CAN WATCH BUT HE CAN'T MAKE THAT SMUG GRIN
>>220727772Her and Teela have those shitty blue eyed contacts because they're both mutts.Should have just hired actresses who looked the part. DEI ruined kino. I blame zoomers.
Did that last He-man cartoon even get numbers?
>>220727772So not is Teela, but also the Sorceress played by Brazilian actresses with blue contact lenses?
Is this a symbol from the Masters universe or is Idris Elba casually wearing a sweater with a pentagram on it?
>>220728289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRDB9R2_Jk4
>>220726870The He-Man actor is 1.83m tall, so I would guess from that image that she is around 1.75m. This would mean that her ass is sticking out 28-30cm and has a height of 38-40cm. The ass width is harder to estimate at this angle but I am going with 24-25 cm per cheek.To calculate the volume of one cheek, I use the half-ellipsoid approximation formula:>Volume per cheek ≈ (1/6) × π × width × height × depthA full ellipsoid volume is (4/3)πabc. Since an ass cheek is roughly half an ellipsoid protruding from the body, this simplifies to (1/6)π × width × height × depth. So:>V = (1/6) × 3.1416 × 24.5 × 39 × 29 ≈ 4,600 cm3 per cheekThat’s roughly 4.6 liters per cheek, or about 9.2 liters total for both.
https://youtu.be/ve_2iIubJ8EShe was pretty good in Riverdale.
>>220726870How did Veronica and Reggie have the best careers out of the cast
>>220728857archie is playing jimmy stewart in some made-for-tv boipic, so yes
>>220726959After my sword goes soft I get gigatired.
>>220728471she is 5'1 / 156cm you dongheaded poo pileshe got no upper lip and she lookds disgustingly mediocre even for a latina.5-6/10, maybe a weak 7/10 when pimped out. je vvrat hollykike cant collapse soon enough
>>220726870im going to see it , i dont care wat 4channel saysmight be shit thoi got into a fight in preschool over a he-man action figure, kid bit meI was more of a TMNT/TFgenwun/pinkrangermasterbator as a child tbhfammmers
>>220728960In that case I estimate 21cm width, ~26cm height, ~13.5cm depth. (1/6) × π × 21 × 26 × 13.5 ≈ ~1,220 cm3 (1.22 liters)Both cheeks combined: 2.44 liters. That is still a very juicy ass for a 1.57m woman.
>>220726870I refuse to believe movie in 2026 has that much ass in it
>>220728857>KJ Apa (Archie) has some weird TikTok persona thing going on and a Jimmy Stewart thing.>Madelaine Petsch (Cheryl) starred in those awful The Strangers movies which were essentially reboots and all filmed back to back. Mostly she has been in boring horror.>Lili Reinhart (Betty) is a weirdly sensitive bitch (she writes awful poetry) and her big break was meant to be that Hustlers movie (2019) with JLo and others and it did fine but had production issues.>Cole Sprouse (Jughead) is barely doing anything. Although his twin brother just put a baby in Barbara Palvin, so good for him.>Charles Melton (Reggie) has Beef on Netflix I guess.>Camila Mendes (Veronica) has this... but this film will probably bomb.>Ashleigh Murray (Josie) has fuck all.>Casey Cott (Kevin) is similar.>Vanessa Morgan (Toni) is same.
>>220729022How old are you? Don't lie, or I'll know.
Even if it sucks I don't care. I FUCKING LOVE HE-MAN AND MEN
>>220726974>Prime white female ass
>>22072917940. I've been here since week 1. nigger. dont ever @ me again.
>>220729230All the better to eat you with!
220729260That's what I thought. This movie is going to bomb.
>>220726870>he is showing way more skin than she isTHEY MADE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE WOKE!
>>220729332IN FACT, IT WAS ALWAYS WOKE1!!!!!
>>220729297coward
>>220729361I forget the name of the doc about the making of the He-man cartoon/toy line, but the original drawings for Teela were very hot.
>>220726870Looks promising so far
Is this considered a good ass?
I am masturbating to the white dude already.
>>220729587Yeah
>>220729587Works for me.
>>220729587you had to ask?
>>220726870
>I HAAAAAAVEEEEE THE WHITEEEEE POWEEERRRRRR!Big, if true.
I'm gonna watch for: Skeletor, Jared Kino, and Joel
>>220727296I mean if you need condoms to have sex with a girl either>you don't know if she's clean or not>she doesn't have enough of a basic intelligence to learn what her cycle isEither way, I fucking hate condomsIf a girl doesn't want to wait for a few months before we have sex for me to find out that she knows how her literal periods work and/or if she's got any diseases, then it's better to not have sex.If I'm being unreasonable, it's fine either way lol, because all that happens is that I become one of those >fine lol have fun being single and alonekind of guys but the joke is on them because I have literally always been that. The one relationship I had was because the girl was a loser and needed someone to latch on to, and she was more or less cheating on me for probably the vast majority of the relationship. When she couldn't benefit from being around me anymore she dumped me and started to hump guys in the company we both worked at. A year after we dated I had sex with a girl that didn't want to know me after we had sex5 years after that I had "sex" a few times with a girl who basically didn't want to have sex with me but I guess just "needed" to be on "dates"That was 5 years ago.I think I'll be fine. I can imagine that if I'd spent any real amount of time with a woman I would still be basically crippled in my right knee and once I had permanent damage I would have just been back to being aloneThe best way to live this world is to understand that everything you need can be given to you by yourself. It's just a matter of suffering through the difficutly of EARNING the right to receive happiness from the internalJerking off to fantasies is cool, and I don't have to worry about anything at all because it isn't real. Thank you for reading my blog post.
>>220726988Look i really need to see Alison Brie being Evil Lyn if she's even in just like 4 minutes of the movie and wears something approximating the costume, its worth 9 bucks
>>220729906This is what having a foreskin does to a man. Luckily, I don't think about sex and can decide to further my business career! Thanks God!
>>220729587Can't tell, he's facing the wrong way.
