>i was a tangerine the size of Burmawhy did Alfred tell such an absurd lie? was he trying to mindfuck Bruce into leaving Gotham and moving to Burma?
hahaha
>>220728094He was trying to get Bruce to invest in his orchard. You see Alfred was desperate to get some actual money out of Bruce before retirement so he could spend his last years nutting in sugar babes across Latin America and southern France.
>So what did you do?>I ate his shit
Which fruit is more iconic? The tangerine from The Dark Knight or the Tomato from Return of The King?
>>220728094>my burmese ladyboy wife's cock was the size of a tangarine Bruce, If Ra's al Ghul hadn't blown up our fuck hut I'd have died a happy man balls deep in that mochochino boibussyLets look at the facts, bachelor, spent many years in SEA back when anything goes and later raised a young by who turned out to be a crime obsessed autistic.
>>220728094>a child the size of a tangerine
>>220728362Kek, Nice reuse of the uncle Ben classic greentext.
>>220728418a daring synthesis, even
>>220728094>oi wuz a farkin tangerine da soize uva roobie, back in burma
>We say Myanmar now don't we?>Do we?
>>220728163I want to scream at you and call you a retard because oranges don't grow in orchards, yet that's not true. This fact irks me
>a tangerine the size of a tangerineDid Albert provide any evidence to back up this claim? Who knows of it was just the musings of an Alzheimer's ridden old man?
