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>>220728247
hands down
TLW is a messy and convoluted flick
Dumbberg leaving out the explanation for the dead ship crew is alone reason enough to hate this garbage
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>>220728247
Both are great and underrated, with JP3 taking the most undeserved flak, but I disagree desu, LW is still better even though it nosedives in the third act
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>>220728247
wrong
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>>220728247
>>220728315
>JPIII fag lashing out for no reason
What happened this time? Did someone insult your precious spino again?
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>>220728405
black girl kicking the raptor and the whole t-rex shit automatically put TLW below JP3
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>>220728315
>>220728247

TLW would be 8/10 if it ended before the gay King Kong rampage through San Francisco. It has so many great cinematic moments.

>the long grass
>the ironic tiny dinoe showdown
>the cliff hanger scene
>the stegasaurus scene
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JP3 feels like a made for TV syfy movie

The effects were so fucking godawful and the movie was only like 80 minutes long
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>>220728247
TROO.
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>>220728247
Once the guys start running back to the plane in JP III the movie is non stop action. The pacing is on point.
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>>220728645
It also has a little girl defeating velociraptors using gymnastics.
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>>220728664
Jurassic park 2 has jew goldbloom with a darkie daughter to promote the race mixing agenda since nineteen ninety whatever.
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>>220728645
would have a cut to black once the t-rex shows up in SF worked?
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>>220728719
she had to be adopted because she was 100% black
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JP3 was the only one from the original trilogy that I saw at the cinema and it was freaking LAME
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>>220728247
I don't really care for ether sequels. Give me the first one any day of the week
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>>220728574
This samefag OP puppet loving boomer has been seething so hard for the past few weeks. Probably having a mid life crisis kek.
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ALAN
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>>220728247
Yep.
Even though TLW had amazing vehicles n setting, the overall JP3 story is better.
TLW slows down dramatically with the T-Rex in the city plus the black kid is incredibly annoying. Roland Tembo was amazing though and stole the movie, he should have been the main character, Ian was neutered big time, sounded like a big pussy and his gang were all retards.
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>>220729290
>Ian was neutered big time, sounded like a big pussy and his gang were all retards.
THIS
so much this. He was the most captivating character in JP,imo
having him turned into a boring and bitter Ahole was a very stupid decision
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>>220728574
no one mentioned none of the dinos,you turd balrained dipshit loser. You are the one who brought it up for no reason. The whole Rex vs Spino thing is extremely cringe and puerile tho. No different than discussing which superhero wins against another and so on
loser
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>>220728998
Uhm ackchully in the first film he claims that he has multiple kids with multiple wives.
nice headcannon you got there, mind if i poke a hole in it?
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>>220728405
The main cast were all horrible and annoying. It would have been better if they all got picked off.
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>>220728405
both are fairly hated
but then again,the JW franchise shat the bed so much harder that TLW and JP3 are excellent in comparison
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>>220729043
You're lame.
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Spinogods WW@?
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>>220730615
getting their prostates checked
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>>220728247
Jurassic Park III is an overall better movie but TLW has the absolute sickest T-Rex scenes
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Lost World is one of the worst movies of all time.
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>>220728664
They didn’t even have a finished script when they were filming it, it was so rushed that the CGI guys clearly had to cut corners.
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>>220728247
JP1 > JP2 > JW1 > JW3 > JW4 > JP3 > JW2
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>>220728247
I'm just here for the dinosaurs.
I already saw the "le hubris of man xD" shit in the first movie. I don't need that in every flick.
JP3 understood that and just gave us dino action.
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The Lost World has the best kills
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>>220728247
TLW tries to be a smart movie and fails miserably.
JP3 knows it's just a dumb monster movie and never tries to be more than that, it's an honest film that just tries to be fun.
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>>220728315
They straight up just didn’t film the end of the script for 3 because they ran out of money
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>>220728315
Ironic. The end of this film was meant to explain what happened to the boat at the start but didn’t
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>>220728247
Lost World is messy and flawed but has much higher peaks and actually looks like a movie. 3 has incredibly annoying characters and looks like a tv show.
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>>220728664
Yeah the cgi is much worse and Johnson doesn’t know how to shoot animatronics so you can feel someone going up, down, left, flap the mouth, etc. I don’t understand the following the spino has because it doesn’t look or act real at any point
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>>220728247
Agreed. I rewatched both recently and felt the same. JP 3 is a focused and slightly different kind of JP film.
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>>220732317
Yeah, Lost World has Eddie getting ripped in half and the raptors in the grass both of which are great scenes. Even Peter Stormare getting stalked by the compies is really good
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Sorna looks completely different in 3, inexplicably has fences when Lost World established it didn’t, and the pterodactyls are imprisoned in a big bird cage despite being free in the second film
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Credit to Lost World for having Malcolm visibly changed by the events of the first film. Most franchises wouldn’t do that type of thing now. By the time Dominion came along they had Goldblum just doing a Flanderized version of himself in the first one
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>read jurassic park
>better than the movie in some regards, worse in others
>move onto TLW book, figure this'll have to be a straight upgrade
>its actually far worse than the movie
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>>220733315
It has some memorable moments like the dinosaur that can camouflage or Eddie getting pulled out of the high hide, but it’s very obvious that it was only written so a second film could happen. Even just the fact Malcolm is alive again
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>>220728787
>would have a cut to black once the t-rex shows up in SF worked?
Would have been kino
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>>220732998
>TLW tries to be a smart movie
Who the fuck thinks this lmao
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>>220728247
A person's preference betwewn Lost World and 3 boils down to whether you prefer endless boring talking or loud dumb action, personally I think 3 blows Lost World out of the water, I ain't watching Jurassic Park to get lectured by a jew about how we shouldn't toy wih life and shit, I just want to see dinosaurs in cool setpieces chasing people around.
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>>220735491
Schizo post. Theyre both dino action slop, but TLW does it infinitely better.
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>>220728247
My girlfriend who doesn't even like dinosaurs watched the trilogy with me her ranking is:
JP3>JP>TLW.

She did not like TLW at all, she thought it was boring and wanted it to be over even before they brought the rex on land. She thought the movie was over and was like "there's more?!? oh no...." She said the plot is dumb and characters make the worst decisions left and right over the whole trilogy. The infamous Raptor gymnastic scene did get a few groans out of her as well.

JP Surprisingly she did not think it was that great. Shocking, she said it takes way too long before it gets anywhere, but she did think it was alright. She probably wouldn't want to watch it again.

JP3 Was her favorite.. and honestly fellas.... I might have to swallow the forbidden truth and agree. The plot is just the right amount of dumb for what it is, doesn't take itself too seriously overexplaining everything, but also isn't too dumb. It's high action pretty much the whole time. Yeah characters make horrible decisions nobody would ever attempt to make in real life (you would hope), but the less room for breathers here gives you less time to really chew on that. You're just too busy watching people getting eaten. It's like the closet to a great 80s action movie than any of the other ones.
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>>220735295
Steven Spielberg when filming it
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>>220728664
The CGI for the raptors and pteranodons is the best in the franchise, toughbeit
the other dinos are a bit mid
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>>220728247
It's better in many ways, but, except for the fire on the water scene toward the end, it's visually much flatter.
TLW had more memorable individual scenes, but JP3 holds together as a story better.
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>>220729407
Do you see a family resemblance?
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>>220728247
I’ve got very little love for 3, but I’ll take a big budget Sci-Fi Channel movie with Tea Leoni’s fine ass over “Annoying people yell over each other in the woods for 2 hours, and then they do a lame Godzilla impression because they realized the story just kind of ends on a thud otherwise”.
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>>220728247
cringe
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>>220733126
>guy trying to run into a store but the door is locked and the T-Rex gets him
>ceo man gets toyed with by the T-Rex until the baby T-Rex goes in the for the kill
>guy scared of snakes runs out of the waterfall and gets crunched with his blood rolling down the waterfall
>guy gets stepped on by the T-Rex and get stuck to its foot while he's screaming and ever step is just killing him even more
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>>220728664
>The effects were so fucking godawful
nigger shut the fuck up. The part with e spinosaurus attacking them in the flaming wreckage looked great, same with the plane stuck in the tree. The pterodactyl cage area looked great. You don't know what you're talking about.
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>>220728664
It's got a little bit of sovl though



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