What the fuck? /tv/ told me The Mandalorian and Grogu was going to flop!
>>220728768>exact budgetkek they are desperate
>>220728768Weird how leftists are always bitching about rent and healthcare but can somehow afford streaming services and nerdslop like star wars or capeshit
>>220728852>stop enjoying things then after 50 years you can buy a house>csssk sip
>>220728837What did he mean by this?
>>220728768uhoh, there goes the it flopped narrative, sad
50% drop in the second week
>>220728768It cost just $156m to make? Isnt that incredibly cheap by modern movie standards?
>>220728852$1000 a month vs $10 at the box office (if you want it immediately) not counting piracy too. Kys
>>220729141>i hope the brown teenagers answer my questions
/tv/ is mostly fucking stupid. a few of you are alright but this board overall has shit taste and need to be told what the collective opinion is so they can fit in
STARWARSISBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>220728768>less than solo even before adjustment for inflationlmfao
All the Grogu meals at BK worked
It is a flop
>>220729138That's considered healthy for a blockbuster. Over 60% is where worries have to be raised
Boomers be like>JAR JAR RUINED STAR WARSbut also >OMG HE IS SO CUTE GROGU SAVED STAR WARS.
Reminder that this is a lower domestic opening than Solo.
>>220728852If they didn't prioritize pleasure they wouldn't be leftists.
>>220729245>>220729363>quick download the new narrativeTHIS IS LESS THAN SOLO
Solo was a good movie thoughbeit whilest Grungleman and Binkus is 4 mid episodes of a tv show stitched together.
>>220729317what terrible bait
>>220729422It's that the one with the freaky milk monsters on the real British island? That's all I remember from the Disney movies.
>>22072913885% drop incoming
>>220729434what terrible cope
>>220729313This looks like my turd fighting germs in the toilet.
>>220728768Yeahhhh little buddy!
>>220728768/Tv/'s Miserables in shambles after a devastating update!
>>220728852>Living like a peasant for 5 years so I can afford an inflamed appendixThe point is that we should be wealthy enough to afford rent *and* creature comforts.
>>220729317Boomer be like "Jar Jar ruined Star Wars" while ignoring the existence of C3PO, objectively the worst character in any movie ever made.
what is going to happen to yeed after this bombs?
It is White people's fault. The White man still likes Disney Wars.>Projected $167M worldwide>Projected $98M domesti>52% Caucasian, 24% Latino/Hispanic, 10% Black, 8% Asian American, 6% Native American/other>68% of audiences are Disney+ subscribershttps://deadline.com/2026/05/box-office-mandalorian-and-grogu-1236918713/
>>220729377if mario galaxy had opened to 102 it would widely be considered a flopthe brand's value has decayed immensely and the fact that disney can't find a way to divest from its failure makes it that much of an albatross
>>220728768Its gonna be big in China. It literally has a part where the Mandalorian goes to China. They didn't add any effects or sets, its just a chinese city filled with chinese people.
>>220729541They are probably going to auction the puppet because it costed 5 million dollars.
>>220729537some truth to that. C3P0 is literally just a walking joke.
>>220729107that Disney is buying their own tickets
>>220729422hearing someone say this after years of contrarian trolling using solo's box office underpeformance as an example of why it's bad in comparison to last jedi is jarring to say the least, always remember shills believe in nothing and can turn on a dime to a new narrative no matter how hypocritical, the only thing that sucks about solo was the miscast lead looking nothing like ford
>>220729422No it fucking wasn't. It was boring. I tried to watch it twice and deleted it twice.
>>220728768alright, now show me the 1-2 billion all the shills predicted
>>220728852my hospital bill for my sons birth was $22kthat would pay for 92 years of Netflix without ads
>>220729141No. Cheap for hollywood would be 40 to 80 million 150 to 250 million is right around average. 500 million+ budget is AVATAR tier or waterworld budget catastrophe
>>220729630>my hospital bill for my sons birth was $22kIs this why white people stopped having kids?
>>220729623What kind of brain dead retard thought this would make two billion?
>>220729663It would have made two billion if they had called it The Baby Yoda Movie
>>220728852>Weird how leftistsHow is the success or failure of this movie in any way related to pol rotted, direction brained nonsense?
>>220729660He's lying.
>>220728768Obviously it's fake since the 4 day hasn't even occurred yet. The actual box office is the lowest of any star wars release ever. Look at any real source
>>220729630Didn’t you hear anon? You need to tighten your belt and live like a 3rd world pauper if you want to afford living in the greatest nation on Earth. Be thankful!
>>220728852>Weird how leftists are always bitching aboutThis website has broken your brain, unless youre a zoomie raised by 4chan. Then you never had a chance.
>>220729542I dunno, in my experience the most passionate Star Wars and anime fans are always black. But then the black Star Wars fans always have a violent loathing of the sequel trilogy, so maybe they’re not the ones propping up Disney Wars.
>>220729245Yeah but Solo's budget was twice as large.
>>220729623>alright, now show me the 1-2 billion all the shills predictedI don't think even the most optimistic bet on anything over 500 mil.
>>220729718My chemo infusions ran 11k a piece every 2 weeks for 3 months. Fortunately insurance covered 7k of that so I could still afford Amazon Prime
>>220729735>>220729699no i just wanted to ruin a potential star wars thread with politics slop, you're welcome
>>220729736it's not my black people but the few blacks who like star wars LOVE star wars
>>220729736>black Star Wars fans always have a violent loathing of the sequel trilogyThis isn't quite correct, they turned on it hard when they realized Finn wasn't going to pipe Rey. This realization came at different times for different individual fans, but mostly was not during TFA. They thought that Reylo was a myth
>>220728852shit like starbucks and klarna are also flourishing.
Oh no, my fellow NotMyStarWars bros, this doesn't make me feel so good. I might just have to commit hari-krishna by sunset to salvage what little honor remains.
>>220729842At least you didn't try to inject that ridiculous schizo "meme" that's currently shitting up the board.
>>220729718you haven't had a kid in america if you think im lying
>>220728768Luv dat lil nigga.
>>220729630Mine was 1500 that I paid with pretax money so effectively 900. Have you tried getting a health insurance?
>>220729610Correct.
>>220728768So 300-400 million final run. That's terrible. Worse than Solo. It's not going to lose as much money since budget is way smaller but this is still a complete disaster for a brand like this.
>>220730194If it makes $400 million it won't lose any money.
>>220730019phew, I got worried for a second. I saw anon's post and got scaredme and the wife are due this fall, I was really hoping it wasn't 22k
I live in a socialist utopia so I've paid around $1-2k per month in taxes my entire life just for healthcare I never used and around $200 on movies.
>>220729990I just did in December. My fucking back is killing me. The total bill was 22k, the insurance discount was 18k then the insurance covered 2500 and I had 1500 to pay. This was in the best hospital in the area, we had the room to ourselves and we had the option to put the baby in the nursery during the night to catch extra sleep.
>>220728768The movie was terrible. They kept calling the main character Mando and never mentioned his real name. He also had no tender moments with his son and was just an unfeeling and uncaring asshole the entire film. It made him look like a god awful father that keeps putting his baby in harms way
>>220730346They will show you 20k because that’s how much they’d charge someone off the street with no insurance and 90% chance they won’t pay the bill anyway. The insurance has an agreement with the hospital to reduce the cost each service by 80% and they’ll cover around 10% for you so at most you’d pay 10%, usually less
>>220730394did the movie mention how much did he had to spend on healthcare?
>>220728768>>220729120Great, so just another $165m to go before they actually break even on the production costs since the movie theatres take half the gross, and then "at least $100m" on top of that according to Variety to cover the marketing spend.Lol, lmao.
>>220730292see >>220730440 - at *minimum* it needs to make $430m to break even, and given they were splashing out on Superbowl spots to try and sell this stinky turd I'm pretty sure Variety's marketing budget number is conservative.
>>220728852>you can't afford a $1m house? its because you spend $10 a month on watching tvYour worldview was hand picked for you by Epstein.
>>220730363so the hospital bill was $22k.. wow.. thank you
>>220730422Nope. Just a film where a man drags a baby around the galaxy to be put in terrible situations and never once shows any affection or care for him. Not even a thank you or "good job" after getting saved by that baby for like the 3rd time. After becoming father and son, their relationship somehow became even more robotic.
>>220729630Dudes make sure your hospital doesn't have donor help my dad got that totally paid the 4K bill. They are always raising money and the rich enjoy adding donations into the pot , you might get hooked up its worth a try. Just ask for assistance.
>>220729317The movie is literally called "The Mandalorian and Grogu," and the poster makes it look like a campy sci-fi movie from the 50s. Jar Jar wouldn't have been a problem if it'd been called "Jar Jar and the Jedi" and the poster looked like Spaceballs.
>>220728768The power of Yeed is beyond mortal comprehension
We are in 2026 and there are still retards who think a movie just has to make its production budget back in order to be a success
He cute though.
>>220730658It made half of what it needed in the first weekend. It isn't failing.
>>220729313CGI was a mistake
>>220730292Wow so first Star Wars movie after 7 years manages to... barely break even. Maybe. If marketing budget was very tiny. Amazing.
>>220730782>t. Mumford & Son motherfucker
>>220730819This proves Star Wars isn't dead, retarded. It isn't the juggernaut that it was before, but it is alive.
>>220730732Even with very conservative 100 million marketing budget it needs about 500 million to start turning profit.
>>220730845Hail Mary and fucking Pegasus 3 made over 650 million $. If SW can't even beat absolute nobodies like this it's 100% over.
>>220730782fuck this alcoholic dweeb
>>220730845Pretty much every tv show and movie that Disney put out flopped hard. The Mandalorian was the best IP that they had and their only real hope and it's film barely broke even.
>>220729164Add in the half dozen subscriptions like Spotify, HBO, etc. and the 10$ coffee and boba every other day. The food delivery service. Amazon prime. Video games. Latest smartphone every year. The hedonistic excess of the average libshart goes completely unnoticed.
>>220730546His worldview was hand picked for him by a TDS-sufferer and DNC super-donor?
>>220731078Nigger read the files
It is flopping. Stop cope
>>220728837I don't know if they're using AI to run damage control or if they're actually this stupid.
>>220728768It's flopping hard. It cost more than $165 million to make, the real number is something like $225 million. It also has a $100 million+ global marketing budget.
>>220731159I did. This isn't a counter-argument, retard.
Forbes will disclose the real budget of the latest Disney flop and it will be even funnier.
>>220731290Why do people believe Disney budget figures? They said Black Captain America had the same budget. But that movie was in development hell for years. And had tons of reshoots. It cost at least $300,000,000 before marketing.
We are at the stage of "the movie flopped and that's a good thing".
>>220728768It made $1 million less than Solo did over its Memorial weekend opening. It gets even worse if you consider inflation because Solo's weekend would've been the equivalent of $136 million today.This shit is a flop which should surprise precisely no one that has a functioning brain.
>>220731290>If I just make up shit with specific numbers maybe people will believe what I wrote as genuine and not a huge cope
>>220730732>Half Break even on movies is 2.5x their production budget
>>220728768Lmao, prequelfags seething!
>all the salt and cope itt at the baby yeed film succeeding
Damn, some serious copium going on here.
>>220731417>succeedinglol
>>220728768WE WANT SLOP!!!! WE WANT SLOP!!!!
Every single time a big budget Disney flick flops you have hordes of shills come here to try and tell you otherwise. They even tried to say fucking Snow White wasn't a failure
>>220731461I don't even know what the point is. They can keep up the narrative that it's doing well for a week at max, and that's when a movie isn't obviously doing underwhelming numbers like Mandalorian. Unless they want to tell us that projecting to perform worse than Solo is suddenly a success.
>>220729630202 years if you're willing to accept ads.
>>220728837I mean...... it's going to cross the number at some point.
>>220728768>/tv/ told me The Mandalorian and Grogu was going to flop!/tv/ was right, it flopped.
>>220729630>>220731502Are you implying they aren't gonna raise prices every few years
>>220731507That's good enough for me, write the headline!
>>220731369>It was always intended to make its budget back on merchandise! >The plan was always to dump it on Disney+ after four weeks!
>They even tried to say fucking Snow White wasn't a failureNobody said that. Some of us, however, aren't butthurt because Baby Yeed isn't doing as poorly as some of the #NotMyStarWars, I Hate Everything, chudlets would've liked, and find the cope rather humorous.
>>220731569>The Ghostbusters 2016 copeEven their cope is bland and unoriginal.
>>220731644100% of those sales were people buying the toys to destroy them for YouTube videos.
>>220729422Are these made up words lol wtf?
>>220731444This troglodyte is the exact audience paying to see this shit
>>220731546No, I mean if at any point it's going to make more than it's budget, at some point it's going to have made exactly its budget. Because it has to reach that number before it reaches a higher number. So it's not suspicious that it's the exact same amount as the budget.
>>220731569>The Rey and Rian Johnson trilogies are happening.
>>220731736>No, I mean if at any pointDo you think the box office numbers are coming in like a ticker-tape?
>>220729871Wrong they turned on it when Finn didnt become a jedi
Who the fuck is watching this shit? There has to be money laundering involved.
>>220728768It won't flop any harder than Solo. Relative to its budget, this will absolutely make a profit just on Yeed merchandise alone.
>>220731824Yeah? It's not 1995 any more. It's one big digital system, they have the data to the hour.
>>220731329>yes I read the part where Epstein colluded with Moot to create /pol/ specifically to radicalize lonely, loser men to benefit Israel>t-this isn't a counter argument
>>220731891>>220731329Ladies please, you're both brainwashed by the Jewish pedophile.
>>220731891
>>220731861Watched it the cinema yesterday. There were a bunch of millenial parents restraining their 5 year old kids into seats for 2 hours.
>>220731918>actually the literal Mossad asset hated jewsDo you really...?
>>220731414>1779453305420128m>m
>>220731530>cucking yourself out of your birthright for morality is le epic and cool
>falling for sequelslop cuck propaganda
>>220731861People with families probably, basement dwelling NEET's aren't the target audience.
Baby Yeed gonna do numbers
>>220731370Solo cost an ungodly amount to money between hiring/firing directors and then reshooting the entire fucking movie twice. It would have had to make $1 billion to just break even.
>>220731891>the part where Epstein colluded with Moot to create /pol/ specifically to radicalize lonely, loser men to benefit IsraelThis didn't happen though.
>>220731983And yet from the box office performance the single ticket basement dwelling NEETs are the only one's going.
Best movie I seen this century
>>220732021So you haven't read it and just got the cliffnotes from 4chan greentexts, got it. Get a tripcode please.
>>220728768fake
>>220732012And it will still gross higher box office than Mandalorian did. Yeah, it will lose less money than Solo did but that's the lowest bar possible. The earnings will be a gauge on how optimistic the future is for Star Wars and right now the numbers say nobody is interested.
>>220731983This. Fa/tv/irgins forget the audience for this are families that need somewhere to park their kids for 2 hours but are too cheap/poor to pay for childcare. The movie could be complete shit, but as long as it keeps their small minds entertained while their parents get their fuck on, it's done its job.
>>220732041>got it Yep, you're a troon from reddit
>>220731983Bad move. The chud market must be enormous because every movie that ignores them or sets out to antagonise them flops.
>>220732041>So you haven't read itI read the part where you claim it says "Epstein created /pol/" or whatever and it doesn't say that at all. As per usual it's just more baseless, dishonest leftist drivel that doesn't hold up to even 60 fucking seconds of basic scrutiny, just like most "arguments" you brain-dead drones make these days.
>>220732105spoken like a dipshit who doesn't have a kid either. that's what youtube is for. same potency and use as any of the countless toddler/children-oriented programming on youtube but for free
>>220732141Get a trip.
>>220729422The feminist bot almost ruined it, but I liked the card game scene because it really reminded me of the scene in Raiders with the drinking contest, and I did like the Kessel heist or whatever, at least what I recalled from it. Couldn't tell you what the fuck happened in the rest of it.
>>220729555The Chinese don't care about Star Wars at all though.
>>220732530>I liked the things that remined me of other moviesooooookay.
>>220728768literally what is wrong with star wars fans that they will just mindlessly consume this slop?
>>220728768>/tv/ told meit was one seething spastic from paraguay or whatever. he's been making schizo star wars threads for a couple of years now.
>>220728768GROGOD WON
>>220731644>Mass Effect 3>George Zimmerman trial>Gamergate>Ghostbusters>The American left spending the last decade essentially going more-and-more insane after Trump won>Floyd>Epstein>Covid>Afganistan>Iran>Billions of dollars of tax dollars stolen and random street rats are the only ones being arrestedWhat a shitty last 10-15 years it's been.
>>220732563I like that vibe of that scene, it's difficult to describe.
>>220732105You know the parents have to see the movie too right?
>>220732653>George Zimmerman trialYeah a real shame a guy wasn't sent to jail for defending himself...Nigger shut up.
>>220732831I'm mainly talking about the fallout of it.
>>220732567It's one of the biggest and most entry level fandoms so even if not everyone likes something, there will still be enough of them who do. It's not some niche thing.
>>220732831You wouldn't say that if it was your son who was beating random people up on his way home from doctor school and got shot by an evil white supremacist.
>>220729535sounds like you should get a job and cut back on the avacado toast
>>220728768It's just barely breaking even. These are terrible numbers for a Star Wars film.
>>220729313the buff slug is kinda hot
>>220729313>the arena is literally a fucking callback to the holochess on the Milleniun FalconGod fucking damn it can we have anything original?
>>220729876Doordash revenue went up because they are allowing you to take out mini loans at 5000% markup to pay later
>>220733372they get around 60% of box office (Disney, others get 50%)to break even they need ~380-400 million
>>220733683>God fucking damn it can we have anything original?The second they try, you and the Miserables will complain about lore or canon or whatever and demand that you just want classic Star Wars. Just admit that you'll never be satisfied with anything they release.
>>220733372it's doing great considering the circumstances, that a bunch of commie faggots killed all interests in the ip ten years ago and spent a decade making sure it stayed buried, you cunt mouthed faggot
>>220728768The usual math estimate is:>Budget (so they say 165 but it could be higher).>Times it by like 1.5 for the marketing (247.5, round that up to say 250). >Cinemas take varying percentages of the money, for a general figure we say 50%, but this figure varies from opening weekending to future weeks. >Film easily needs to do 500+ million to break even.>Therefore it needs to push 600-700 million to be a success.>BUT it is Star Wars and there will be..>Ancillary costs..>Shareholder expectations..>Merchandise costs and expectations.>Then some tax breaks and other things.>And all the rest.
>>220728768>it's another "revenue equals profit!" threadDisney will only see half of that at the absolute best once everyone else involved in the process takes their cut, and that's assuming it's all domestic (which it isn't) so they need to make more than double that at the box office just to break even on their production costs.That's not even taking into consideration the marketing budget, which considering how much they've been trying to desperately shill this movie, is probably going to be easily twice as much what they spent making it.Essentially they need to make a billy off this slop at the box office before they'll even see a cent of it in profit. Shit was doomed from the start.
>>220733746>the MiserablesIs this the new "fandom menace" placeholder catchphrase, because you shits finally realized the only "fandom" left is you sad sacks?
>>220733773jeet wall of green text, fuck off
>>220730845If it's not making anything close to its budget back (and it isn't) then it most certainly is not alive.
>>220733809>I just pulled this shit out of my assThis movie is way better than anything shit out during the prime kennedy era, as long as the media they produce isn't a hate letter to the fans like the sequel trilogy was(which made it's money purely from nostalgia and not merit) as they rebuild trust with the fanbase it shouldn't matter if they make gangbusters because that's not what this is about, not that you contrarian trolls will ever stop pushing false narratives and demoralization in the hopes you can subvert everything again and stick us with another last jedi turd
>>220733746>LeaveTheMultiNationalCorporationAlone.jpg
>>220728852If they understood economics, they wouldn’t be leftists
>>220728837I've seen nothing of this stuff except what I see in commercials, and it certainly seems like grogu is just a $2 dollar puppet they've been using for a decade so that has to save them quite a few indian CGI bucks
>>220728768HOLY FUCKING BASED! TKD btw
>>220730194>vtranny picYWNBAW
>>220728837New York Times says the budget was $300 million; https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/24/business/media/mandalorian-and-grogu-box-office.html
>>220729141>It cost just $156m to make?Double that, according to New York Times.
>>220728768Instead it might realistically be said to have PLOPPED right in all their mouths.
>>220728852Rent free
>>220728768That's not even breaking even, budget does not include marketing, it needs to make another 165M to break even.
>>220728852No, it's more weird how a faggot like you glamorizes living like a slave so zuckberg can have multiple private islands.Literal peasants had better dealings with their literal lords.
>>220729313>normalfags pay to watch this
>>220731644
Baby Yeed
>>220733729It's a great time to be a DEBTMAXXER, let me tell you
They came up with the 165m figure a few weeks before release as preemptive damage control. All the shills started running with that as soon as the projections came it.Firstly it doesn't account for marketing and other things, but the figure is just bullshit. Anyone that genuinely believes that is a fucking dupe.
>>220728852Leftists spend all their money on pointless bullshit, then cry about how they have no money.
It's so funny when shills proclaim "it broke even!" as a win.Imagine going to a casino and gambling 165m where you walk away with... 165m. You risked your entire stack for nothing. They could have invested that money into the stock market and made more money than the time and effort put into this dogshit film.And that's all assuming the 165m figure is real; it's not.
>>220735979>>220735931>>220733773>>220733809See >>220733754
yeed too cute
>>220729313>>220729541HOLLY SHIT how much ticket cost for this? Why do people consume this shit even if it is a cheap ticket wasting 2hours for this is incredible to me. im not from USA how much is ticked for Grogu on average?
>>220736524$10
>>220728768I saw this advertised like crazy at burger king for like the last month.
>>220736576HOLLY SHIT that means if it made 165mil so far, 16,500,000 ZOMBIES went to see this slop
>>220729313>people pay money to watch this
>>220728768>Make a campy space-western>It sellsI'm watching it next week with my family, should be entertaining enough.
it's absolutely baffling how for the first star wars movie disney greenlit after a disastrous trilogy that all but killed the franchise is a movie based on a TV show that was popular 6 years ago. what were they THINKING
>>220728768Are there even any cool scenes from this? Usually even if the movie is shit people will try to post something that makes the movie look watchable, no one posts anything.
>>220734361Robble robble robble, "Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money."
>>220735564Pretty sure that figure already included the marketing. The original budget was 70 million, no? This movie is purely preexisting assets from the show so there's no reason to go crazy.
Are these the real confirmed numbers, or the fake ones that Disney sometimes puts out then revises down a couple weeks later?
>>220729313/tv/ must apologize to the Prequels, NOW.
Never seen as much cope about a harmless kids/family movie's relatively moderate or average performance.
>it barely cleared our extremely low estimation>pay no attention that it did worse than Solo, which was considered a major disappointment
>>220737934suits thought people would love solono one had any expectations for mando s4 at home (in theaters)
>>220729313So these are just animated movies now? The CG barely looks like an improvement over the prequels and they're over 20 years old.
>>220737934Solo was considered a major disappointment back when people could afford to see a movie in a theater
If you'd buy a ticket to mandalorian and grogu you would suck a dog cock Have some self respect
I don't particularly care about Disney making or losing money, but if this was essentially a season of Mando distilled to one movie, isn't any money made in theaters profits? In the sense that they would have just dropped this on Disney+ like the other mando seasons, but now they get the theatrical run and whatever "streaming content" makes when it comes out on D+ later? Like, the box office is kind of gravy at that point, no?
>>220735606>non-sequiturHe didn't mention ANYTHING about that, retard.The question posed is>"If you're 'struggling' to afford rent and healthcare like you claim, why are you paying for 8 different streaming services each month?"
>>220729630Land of the fee
>>220728768No shit, an adult 3D ticket was over $18 with tax today. This is why I do A-List, 2 fucking 3D tickets costs less than a full membership. Remember when the 3-D glasses were an extra buck? When did they go like $4-5 for disposable plastic glasses? And then there's 3D and non-3D IMAX versions too so that's a fucking hat on a hat. With all of the gouging going on, no shit it's going to make a mint. Also, if you have autism, they are doing collectible posters if you see it three Mondays in a row. However, most of those posters get slapped on the counter and anyone can have them. I can't remember how long the Bride IMAX posters say out before going in the dumpster. But yeah, this movie was clearly meant to stand alone. It was mostly fights, explosions, fire, and a strict "lore is for queers" mindset. My favorite part was killing a room full of Snowtroopers and each one gives a Wilhelm scream as they die.
>>220728768It was never going to flop when it was confirmed Glup Shitto was gonna show up
>>220728768OHMYSCIENCEI-IS THATIT IS!A HECKING BABY YODA!!!!TAKE MY MY MANCHILDBUCKAROONIS!!!! I CAN SKIP ON THE LATEST LEGO SET AND BUY ALL THE BABY YODA MERCHANDISE TO DECORATE MY APARTMENT!!!!WAIT TILL THE FOLKS ON REDDIT SEE THIS!
>>220729313SLOP
>>220729478kek
>>220728768>165MI don't believe this number. I still remember how they bullshit rise of skyfloppers numbers.
>>220728852>all these seething consoomer replieslmao. gas may be $8 a gallon but at least i can still watch my space fantasy capeshit!
oh my heckin science I love zontar and bleeblenarf
>>220728852>literally anything >random anon: can we talk about leftists?
>>220732653>George Zimmerman trialThat was a good thing though. Sometimes when I'm feeling blue, I think about that little pavement ape getting magdumped and it make me smile.
>>220729313I literally stood and clapped when I saw the chess board. Poetry is back, baby.
>>220729555Was the Martin Scorsese character meant to be Chinese-coded?
>>220728768I told you wouldn't give a shit.And yet here you are.Get outside get some air.
>>220730394They don't use his real name because that's lore and lore is gay. This is very clearly a standalone.
>>220735699>The black one is cheaper and also a choking hazard
>>220728768already out? seen no ad so farand I do not care anymore
>>220735162300 million x 2.5= 750 million is their break even and it is on track to do worse than solo which was an abysmal flopwhy do they even try?
>>220735162>You have been blocked from The New York Times because we suspect that you're a robot.
>>220729313This is like cgi from 2013.
ARE THERE ANY CAM TORRENS YET?
>>220740570There is an HDTS, yes.
>>220728768Disney is padding their numbers AGAIN.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYxerVjtN5M
>>220740570>stealing something that's not worth stealingFucking lame, bro.
Remember when SW films used to do a billie and now they're glad it makes back the budget?
Did you hear what I just fucjing said?! Frodo mogged Grogu at the Goon Junction!
>>220740709LINK?
>>220729313>anons seething about cgi>it's literally all phil tippet stop motion puppets like the original chess sceneno doubt this movie is narratively shot and a slog but this little bit is kind of cool actually
>>220740822Apparently breaking even is the new success in Hollywood.
>>220730357Same here. In 2023 I earned 58k but after taxes only had 22k. I've had to get to the ER exactly once in my life and they let me go without seeing a doctor (I had a burst appendice). GP appointment approx. 3 months. Specialists 6 months to 2 years.Imagine being American lmao.Back on topic I thought Mandalorian season 1 was kinda cool but dropped it completely when nu-Wars and cartoon characters started showing up.
>>220728768>4 day weekend>still makes less than superman on a normal oneUhm disneysaars?? what's our redeem on this flopchod?
>>220737934It's a shame because this movie is way better than Solo, and also a lot better than S3 of the show. >>220738045There's still plenty of puppets and practical stunts in the rest of the movie, the arena scene is the most egregious cgi with the worst bits cherry picked for clips.
>>220729164Where the fuck do you go that a new release is only $10? Lol. Lmao even.
>>220728768Why dis nigga have a poorly rendered can of diet Coke
>>220729245Mando was made for half the budget of Basedlo, $150m vs. $300m
>>220729313Is that....is that really...
>>220730019Every person complaining about hospital bills never have insurance because theyre trannies without a job
>>220737897Redlettermedia unironically already did because of this slop film
>>220728768>surpassing early industry expectationsthey didn't even expect it to break even, kek
>>220729535>the proletariat acting like they're all going to be inner party members living lives of ease and organizing the lives of the little people who are just too dumb and need your superior morality to guide them, and not forced into working the uranium mines with their bare handsel oh el
>>220728852>relatively cheap escapism to prevent you from blowing your brains out vs shit you can never afford.bait post to induce anger
>>220740822>>220740906to be fair the franchise should be completely dead after the sequels, yes they were that bad
>>220729313ARE THOSE THE HECKIN' PIECES FROM THE DEJARIK BOARD FIGHTING BONGUS THE HUTT TO SAVE BABY YEED FROM THE BIRD CAGE?
Daily rick remender that:Disney wars isn't star wars.baby yeed and not silent boba are quite mediocre.that Solo is the ONLY one thing that could almost be called star wars even with its cons.disney wars is soooooooooooooo tained that every disney wars that is attached to those 3 flicks with no plot at all, no timeskip at all and plenty flashback and zoom in and zoom out cameras tained every product: toys, tabletop, vidya, books, comicbooks, etc...disney wars will never be STAR WARSconsider this mercy.
>>220728768It did flop.
>>220733858>>220736199t. Disney Shills
I miss old boxoffice posting, 9 years ago people used to make OC image for check boxoffice from blockbuster flicks
>>220728852They just had a huge melty when someone dared to suggest they stop paying 28 dollars every day for doordash lunch.
>>220729630> $22kBWAHAHAHAHA
>>220735633>spergs will sit inside all day seething at women
>>220728768>Updated 3-day domestic weekend estimate for Disney's Star Wars: The Mandalorian and baby yeed is $81.0M (from 4,300 locations). Updated 4-day weekend estimate is $100.0M>Warner Bros.'s Mortal Kombat II grossed an estimated $6.17M over the 3-day weekend (from 2,726 locations). Estimated 4-day weekend gross is $7.91M.>Estimated total domestic gross through Monday stands at $74.50M>Universal's The Super Mario Galaxy Movie grossed an estimated $5.5M internationally this weekend.>Estimated international total stands at $555.8M, estimated global total through Sunday stands at $979.5M>Amazon MGM Studios' The Sheep Detectives grossed an estimated $5.6M internationally this weekend.Estimated international total stands at $38.7M, estimated global total through Sunday stands at $82.4M>Updated 3-day weekend estimate for Amazon MGM Studios' Project Hail Mary is $2.70M (from 1,321 locations). Updated 4-day weekend estimate is $3.46M.Estimated total domestic gross through Monday stands at $340.35M
>>220729313This is a Mucinex commercial lmao
unironically, why didn't they just pull out all the stops to make this a really good movie?People already like Mandalorian well enough (even if S3 kind of killed the hype).All they needed was a tight script, and to bring back some of the things people liked about the first two seasons (maybe Bill Burr).Give it a sick western sounding title like "Vengence wears Armor", or "Law by Laser-fire", so more casual movie goers aren't like "what the fuck is a Mandalorian and Grogu?".They could have legitimately made SW a thing again, but it seems like they decided to half ass everything instead.
>>220728852>Starslop made money better make this about politics
>>220743047for a preview, which is just jewish journalist lies and manipulation tactics, kikes really want to keep the franchise sabotaged so they can try and shit out another last jedi abomination
The scrapped ideas are stupidly funny>Filoni wanted to add a Trump parody called Ronald Stump, a hideous slug-like monster (hutt?) known as the "gurgler of excrement">Mando was going to kill him and call him a "fucking nazi" (line probably got dropped to keep the rating for babies, or maybe because there's no nazis canonically)>Favreau had to tell Filoni to drop the idea because he didn't want real world politics in his movie
>>220744156Imagine making shit up just to get mad about it.
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>>220742849You fags also seem to be leaving out that Mike also apologized to the sequels.
>>220728768GLUPSHITTOBROSWE WON
>>220729107That the theaters get a cut.
>>220742920>I want the bare-minimum "good life" where I can afford a place to live, food to eat, and don't die of preventable disease that my parents had and the corporate overlords' propaganda promised I would get if I worked hard>HuRR DuRr U r Uh CUmUniSTHow does Bezos' asshole taste, you self-cucking faggot?
>>220742749>glup shittoi love how this meme has basically broken star wars
