A PIZZA MADE OF CHOCOLATE??? This really IS hell!
condiment, nice and brown
>>220729405Don't they know brown is the color of SHITE!?!?
>>220729405I'd eat the fuck out of that
Its a choccyza
>>220729405Isn't that basically just a crepe?
>>220729405They definitely started hiring actors to play the disillusioned restaurant staff after they realized it played well.
The Angry Traveling Guides NerdHe rather eat a donkey's rancid turd
>>220729405We're reaching levels of goyslop that I didn't think were possible.
>>220729405I did this once, just took some pizza dough, spread it out and covered it with pieces of chocolate and baked it. You can get the same effect making a grilled cheese sandwich with some chocolate instead of the cheese. That works better because the chocolate doesn't get dried out.>>220730036Well, it's pizza dough, so it's harder than a crepe.
>>220729405I've had chocolate pizza. It's really good. What do you mean "hell"?
>>220730134the original e-celeb slop for zoomers
>chocolate and bread Wow, that's the craziest thing I have ever heard!
>>220730497It has strawberries too. It's truly a thing of nightmares.
>>220730474Zoomers were tiny children when AVGN, known then as Angry Nintendo Nerd, had started out, you dink. Try harder.
>>220730474AVGN is classic Internet culture, LARPing zoomie.
>>220730412This show isn't always find bad hotels, so sometimes Gordon just pokes around until he finds something he finds odd and then yells at them for 10 minutes.
>>220729405Isn't that just a dessert?
>>220729405Why even call it a pizza? It's just a desert pastry.
>>220729405how can anyone eat that and not think about feces
>>220731027Shaped like a pizza, why not?
>>220731120All food becomes feces. How can anyone eat food and not think about feces? Also, I think about feces all the time.
>>220731381Based and shitpilled.
>>220731027attention whores
>>220730474He was literally one of the biggest ecelebs for boomers.
>>220730474AVGN was millenialslop, alphie
I bake a da pizza
>>220731899boomers we late to the internet, they didn't start using it until facebook got put on all their phones. Myspace was pretty much boomer free. AVGN started in 2004, so it was early millennials and maybe borderline gen-x.
>>220732920>so it was early millennialsYes, they're called boomers today (30 year old boomers), unc. That's literally what I meant.
>it's a "chill guy wants to kick back and enjoy his comfy theme hotel" episode>Gordon viciously buckbreaks him into making the hotel normal, working harder, and dropping the cool theme >Hotel becomes profitable and broken spirited man meekly takes up a life of conventional laborAlways made me sad
>>220729405>"Your Pizza is SHIT!">*dies*
>>220729405They could have at least put cream cheese or ricotta on it if they were going for a pizza.
>>220730697>>220730867I'm 36 and have always thought AVGN was gay zoomer bullshit.
>>22073464233 and same. I was already too old for that shit
>>220730316You've gotta bathe it in butter before you cook it.
>>220729405Dessert pizza is fine as a very rare treat, obviously it isn't meant to replace normal pizza. Stop being so hysterical /tv/, you're acting like a woman.
>>220734642>>220734687My brothers.
>>220734865yeah wtf, haven't any of these people been to a golden corral before?
>>220734865Americans eat this at least three times a day.
>>220734921God damn, I forgot about Golden Corral. My dad was a millionaire but one of his favorite restaurants was Golden Corral where he could eat unlimited well done wal-mart grade steak for $10
>>220735085The first time I ever got an anal fissure was when I got food poisoning at a Golden Corral.
>>220735191How was your shit hard enough to even cause a fissure?
>>220735191Where were you the second time?
>>220735241No idea. All I can say is that I entered the Golden Corral without an anal fissure, and I left with an anal fissure.>>220735277Amazon Warehouse.
>>220729405Chocolate pizza is actually great, but not with fucking bacon in it ffs.It's a desert, fucking act like it.
>>220735450I didn't notice the bacon. Yeah that shouldn't be on there.
>>220734956Non-Americans are the most retarded people on Earth, they're a rancid combination of ignorant and outspoken which makes them insufferable to interact with.
>>220735450>>220735812those are strawberries
>>220736017No you dumb retard, watch the fucking video.It's bacon AND strawberries.
>>220735450it's just a crappier cannoli and whatever those chocolate pastries are called
>>220734237>"Your PIZZA is a piece of SHIT you fucking wop bastard!" *neck snap*
>>220735450Put some icing and brown sugar on the crust and I would eat the fuck out of this.
