Yo what the fuck? I thought she was one of us, Jessica Alba is HISPANIC?!?I thought she was black.
>>220729451She's 87.5% white. I saw it on Finding Your Roots with Professor Skip Gates. She was really upset because she thought she was black too.
>>220729451Why?
>>220729451I never really understood why The Invisible Woman looked mexican.
>>220729451Her name's Alba.
I never once thought she was black
>>220729847And? Fuck ass nigga.
>>220729451She's ugly
>>220729451I thought she was Ibero-Insular?
nobody thought she was black. the hell is this thread
the first ever time I got drunk with my cousins back around 2006 I remember going on a rant about how hot jessica alba was when my cousin asked me what kind of girls I liked, this was like right around the time of her peak hotness. Don't know why I'm mentioning this it was just memorable I miss those times.
>>220729451>>220729791Yep. If you tone the color of her skin down you get a beautiful white chick. Her facial features support this. The Mexican blood from his father (and I guess to an extent the DSL) gives her a Latina vibe but that's it.
>>220729973The definition of black was different 20 years ago.
>>220730005The movie at age 18, where she's in white panties. Someone post that clip. Rn
>>220730022A lot of that Latino vibe is also Spanish, a very specific breed of them. Pre-hispanic people don't really have featured that people would recognize. Her Mexican dad is also Hispanic, that's why she is 87% white.
>>220730039This is the power of transmogrification.
>>220729451>I thought she was black.With enough confidence, one can change his race almost at will.
>>220729791>thought she was black too.lol, why
>tfw you learn that Lex Luthor isn't a black man
>>220730425>also Norman Osborn
>>220730126>white pride>covers entire body in black
>>220730463Nigga got waves
>>220729451shes 90% European and 10% native american
>>220729791One of her daughters is a redhead
>>220730425>spent all my childhood watching nigga Luthor troll Supe>find out he's not a nigga when my aunt gifts me a superman comic for my birthdayI was kinda shocked
>>220730425No one thought thatThere were actual blacks in universe like Static Shock and John Stewart, Lex clearly wasn't black and he sounded like the Kurgan who was obviously white
>>220729791>87.5% whiteIf you aren't 100% White you're 0% White.
>>220729451>>220729791the George Lopez show had her tested at 91% white, whiter than Larry David
>>220729847>>220729880Alba literally means white
>>220729791>>220732489She got tested on The Arsenio Hall Show. She's 95% Black and 5% Chinese.
>>220729451she is white like adriana lima claiming she is "black" than hiding her european results showing she's mostly european.
>>220732606Isn't that the recipe for jeets?
>>220729451Didn't she get pissed when she found out she wasn't full Mexican and had some white in her? She is the Donald Trump of actresses but without the nepotism. She made a billion dollar company and never needs to worry about money every again.
>>220729451If you thought Jessica Alba was black you are probably in for a shock about a ton of other celebrities.
why are Americans always so raceblind?These dumb motherfuckers always see some tanned person and go "ARE DEY BLACK?!?!??!"They do it in all sorts of different mediums and races too Americans think Kratos from God of War is BlackLex Luthor from the DC animated shows is BlackJessica Alba is BlackAmericans are so fucking retarded it gives me a headacheFuck you OP
>>220732886>Kratos>LexJewish
>>220729451>I thought she was black.are you retarded? she doesnt look black at all, you fucking idiot
>>220729451Of course she's one of you, she's a Harvey's whore
>>220730005dayum, tempus fugit
