hopefully the rape finally happens

>>220729759
Maybe she answers the phone call from the box and starts repaying Jacob's debt by turning tricks for the mafia, but one can only hope.

Is it worse to be sexually attracted to Jules S1, Nate S1-2, or Cal S1-2?

>>220729931
All of those make you gay, just a different kind of gay.
>Jules
trannies
>Nate
tall chads
>Cal
older men, which means obvious daddy issues

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why do they keep humiliating this dude over and over? are they building up some kind of big revenge plot or is he going out like homelander?

>>220730028
If he has a grand scheme to get out of this, he has to hurry up because he only has two episodes before end of season.

>>220730801
I don't think he has a scheme. Dude is in way over his head, and the show has not been subtle about this fact.

>>220730028
nigga looks like Caitlin Clark

>>220731057
People in previous threads were unhappy with his downfall since he was a scheming bastard in the first seasons.
I just hope he doesn't end up watching Cassie get fucked in front of his eyes to repay his debts (even if some Sydney simps would love to watch that), or worse, they cut off his dick and he can't ever breed Cassie.
A kid with those two as parents would have god-tier genetics.

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This episode is an hour and twenty minutes.

>>220731143
Good.

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>>220731143
makes sense since it's the second last episode

sydney has a sex scene with her tits out again

Euphoria.US.S03E07.2160p.WEB.H265-GRACE
>https://usersdrive.com/pv34wt1w1oxy

Euphoria.US.S03E07.1080p.WEB.H264-GRACE
>https://usersdrive.com/irhl6u4gt548

Wasn’t this supposed to be a show about high schoolers? Why are they not in high school anymore?

>>220731703
time jump

>sydney gets thrown through a glass table
holy kek

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>>220729526
Max Payne 3 ahh poster

>>220731713
Why not just have the show start after highschool anyways?

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yuck

HUGE SPOILERS

nate's collectors bury him in a coffin with a breathing tube in the desert but a rattlesnake goes down the hole and kills him

>>220731703
too many years passed for that and all the actors are pushing 30 or more

>>220731673
Same as last week, it caps the DL speed at 300ko/s

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DAMN SHE FUCKING

>>220732080
Fuck sakes. I even tested it and it was fast.
Heres 2160p on gofile then. Will stay up for an hour before I delete it
https://gofile.io/d/75wJ0p

>>220732113
Thanks mate.

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imagine the smell

>>220732240
Why won't Hunter do scenes like this?

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>>220731915
you'd think he'd at least try to grab it's head when it was coming down

>>220732324
Hunter wasn’t even in this episode. Got the Barbie treatment this season

>>220732392
Right? For some reason he thought he was being rescued even though he could probably clearly see what was happening. I know his bands were bound but still

>>220732398
what does that mean?

>>220732415
>I know his bands were bound but still
he still could have got it as they weren't completely restricted

>>220732416
barbie ferreira was barely in season two before getting written off entirely

>>220732424
Was it just me or was this moment played for laughs? Her making zero sound when lifted and being knocked out immediately felt so silly

>>220732424
Did he...you know?

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DEEP

So Cassie is really gonna have the best ending from the group, no real consequences?

>>220732616
After what happened this episode?? How is that not a consequence

>>220732424
WTF was that all about?

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NATE CHADS WE FUCKING LOST

>>220732627
Rape.
The answer is always rape

Alamo starting a war with the Armenians instead of paying seems stupid.

This episode was especially jewish.

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>>220732627
no actual rape

>>220732468
It was definitely framed comedically.

>>220732324
boner

>>220732770
I KNOW!

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>>220732639
I don't understand what was the point of this, i think have enjoyed this season so far but humiliating Nate the OG antagonist of the series to the point he does stuff out of character and even killing him it's just nonsensical.

>>220732513
Why does Zendaya have the same expressions

Who got worse character assassination, Nate or Homelander?

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>>220732887
Nate is completely out of character to the point he is a different person altogether

Homelander is also pretty different from his S1 persona because of Kripke's obsession with turning him into a bad Trump parody but he does hold some of his charisma and antics still Nate just did a 180 and turned into a little dumb bitch out of the blue

>>220732639
cock and shit status?

>>220732887
nate had it coming
https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a71388146/euphoria-nate-death-sam-levinson/

Just curious, is there anything Nate could have done to save himself from that snake? Or was he pretty much fucked the second it came through the tube?

Also, I want to kill Faye for ratting out Rue like that. I don’t know if Rue is going to survive now

I simply decided to not consider S3 canon anymore

>>220733030
He could have easily grabbed its head and try squishing it's head when it was coming down, but he kept his eyes closed thinking he was being saved

>>220733048
Fuck off

>>220733063
you can't do shit about it, faggot

What was with Angels ID in the safe? Surprised no one’s talking about that

>>220733110
Organ harvesting. That's why she was sent to that clearly sham rehab. Laurie mentioned it earlier in the episode at the bonfire.

isn't this show for teenage girls? i wasn't expecting /tv/ to care about it

>>220733209
It's HBO

i fucking hate that whore maddie, someone fucking shoot that fucking cunt in the face, goddamn filthy fucking slut

>>220730028
he went out like homelander, no more chuds in media like you faggots, bahahha the woke wins

>>220733176
Ah I must have missed Lori mentioned that. Thanks

I'm 19 and if I ever become a screenwriter or a filmmaker I'll manage to create a show on a big tv network and make the most misogynistic, racist, homophobe and white character to always win and triumph against everyone

mark my words

>>220733253
Why? She’s the only character with good morals.

>>220733058

Weren't his hands tied too?

>>220731703
Because the show is way more fun as a Looney Toons western.

>>220733176

Laurie said they were selling them as sex slaves I thought, not organ harvesting?

>>220733402
My nigga Maddy is the nicest person in the show. She rescued Cassie after getting fucked over by her TWICE.

>>220733402

Yea she sucks. The show loves her and is setting her up to win though.

>>220733408
Oh maybe thats what she meant. It's some kind of trafficking either way.

>>220733462
Why does she suck?

>>220733253
the character is in the idol which is set after euphoria so she makes it

Damn the Cassie OF-to-acting arc got over in 2 minutes.
Don't know what I thought would happen with 2 eps left, but damn that was quick.
So what are your prediction on how Maddy and Cassie survive the last episode without being sold to sex slavery? Back to OF but doing it under Alamo's control? Just working for him at his stripper club (while also being a prostie on the side)?
Also no Jules so the tranny-chasers gonna be mad.

Do you think Ali is gonna do something to help Rue (and her family)?
Are the DEA gonna deus-ex machina this shit and make Rue survive all that shit?

So many loose threads to close up in only one episode left.

Also someone post the bouncy naked tits of Cassie while she fucks that guy, they were glorious.

>Cassie gets sold into anal slavery in Mexico
>Maddy goes to prison
>Jules goes into amateur porn
>Lexi wins
Nepochads won

>>220733692
I just hope everyone fucking dies and this show ends, it's pointless now

Levinson is a fucking kike nepo hack with no reedemable qualities as a writer and director and this season shows how bad he is when he's supposed to create things by himself, not ripping off other people's work like he did previously

EUPHORIA FUCKING SUCKS

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>>220733698
>S1 rue is levinsons self insert
>S2 and S3 lexi is levinsons self insert

>>220733692
Ali is 100% getting murked by Bishop while picking up Rue's mom. I actually expected it to be in this episode since TWICE they said something like "every beginning has an ending" and this episode finally showed us Ali's origin story.

I just noticed that nigga is marshawn lynch

>>220733692
>Also someone post the bouncy naked tits of Cassie while she fucks that guy, they were glorious.
>>220732082

>>220733779
Forgot to mention Bishop is gonna be going after her because Alamo now knows Rue has been working with the DEA.
>>220733780
Yeah I only caught that last week kek.

>>220733745
Don't repeat to anyone outside these weekly threads, but I actually enjoy this show.
Sometimes, the day after the airing, i go to xitter to see normies reactions to it.

Seems like we can't have genuine discussion about this show besides the simps lusting about any of the characters, male or female.

Here are my thoughts for how each storyline wraps up:
Jules -- Tired of being kept in the margins, she goes to Elis's house, only to find out that his daughter is her art school roommate, the one who put her on the escort track.
Faye -- Saved by an act of compassion on Rue's part, she's sent to jail and has her baby there.
Laurie & her crew -- Shot, sent to prison, or fentanyl'd (either it's aerosaled through the air pump we just heard, or put in the spaghetti)
Alamo & his crew -- giant shootout at Alamo's house, probably with the DEA gets most of them. Rue kills Alamo herself, but Bishop lives (the last finale's opening will have a Bishop flashback).
Cassie -- Bonds with Cal at Nate's funeral (cremated, because of his "dust to dust" speech), and he imparts wisdom on her to be content with what she has. She leaves California.
Maddie -- Gives Caseie her blessings to leave, essentially reneging on her "I'm your boss" speech, consigning herself to her deal with the devil (Alamo). In turn, Maddie herself is freed when Rue kills Alamo.
Ali -- Likely takes out Bishop, if, after Alamo's death Bishop is deadset on killing Rue's mom, or, tries to help Bishop.
Rue -- On her way to Jerusalem, she links up with Fez who parkour'd out of prison. They ride off into the sunset together.
Cal -- Tells Cassie about how this is not the first son he's lost, and we finally get a backstory on the third Jacobs brother from the family portrait. He lets Juana speak at the service.
Lexi -- Finally loses her virginity. Hedonism starts to make her work sloppy.
Final shot -- Rue says bye to Jules.

>>220733779
>>220733789
Yeah everyone knowing the DEA is involved is gonna fuck shit up pretty quickly.
I guess now it's a game of who lives and who dies.

But yeah giving more to Ali's character is never a good sign.

Natasha Lyonne cameo as a crack-whore!

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>Nate didn't think to use a tiny % of the whorecash from Cassie to acquire several guns and stash them around the house after the first time he was assaulted and had a digit cut off
Retard had it coming

>cassie enjoying it
Hot. I like when girls love rape. Yeah she’s faking but i can pretend

Anyone notice that next week is being referred to as the season finale but not the series finale?

>>220733955
Yes, I was so excited to see her. but since it was early in the episode I had forgotten all about it until your post reminded me

An official source(a family friend who does the color grading for the show) confirmed that Maddy will die in the final episode. She will be killed by the Alamo with a gunshot to the head.Rue survives, but her mother doesn't. Cassie doesn't lose her leg

>>220734150
I'm guessing they wrote it so it could have ended the whole thing, but they've now changed their minds and possibly altered the finale to allow for an s4 because this season exceeded expectations in viewership

>>220734196
>the Alamo
The whole landmark?

>>220734196
>her mother doesn't
You gave it away as fake there

>>220733829
The problem with twitter is nobody there understands that this is a comedy. For some reason a bunch of people are incapable of finding something humorous unless it's a straight up joke with a punchline. Regularly they'll complain about people laughing in the movie theater instead of taking the movie seriously when it's something like Nosferatu or Obsession where there are lots of scenes that are meant to be funny.
>>220734220
I don't know what kind of story they'd do to follow up this one, but I feel like killing Jacob Elordi (and I'm expecting they'll kill Coleman Domingo) was partially motivated by taking an A-lister off the cast to simplify scheduling if they want to do a season 4. Without contracts like old shows, the more actors who are being asked to take part in other big projects means the longer they have to wait until everyone is available to film another season.

>>220734247
Kek

>>220732082
Sydney getting her tits out is always the best part about this show

>>220733955
Now that's method acting. Surprised she didn't fuck a dog too.

>>220734454
That's not method, that's like the movie The 15:17 to Paris

Best episode of the season, my hopes had been dashed, I've felt conflicted all season. I liked the first episode but then 2-6 I was alternating between enjoying and being disappointed with the direction the series was headed. Alamo has grown on me, seeing Ali's backstory for the beginning of ep 7 and the length being 78 minutes restored my hope. Hope Rue makes it but if she dies it'd be pure cinema. I remember watching this series in early 2022 right when the 2nd season released and I found it relatable with the drugs aspect, not so much the gratuitis sex and instagram culture but I went to highschool in the late 2010s and it was really like that.

>>220729980
it used to be Jules but now I'm attracted to Nate. He should've made Rue watch while he fucked Jules and Maddy and Cassie all at the same time

Season 3 feels like an alternate universe OVA what if waiting for Rue to wake up from a drug coma

>>220730028
with all the criminal insane shit he did in the first season, its not a surprise he goes down the road of being indebted to the Armenian Mafia. He's a professional extortionist/blackmailer, he knows how to frame people to where even police detectives cant catch him. He mismanages an actual business because he's a sleazeball criminal. Nate is like Rue, Fezco, Laurie, Alamo, the rest of the criminal scum in the show.

>>220734567
its the logical conclusion of all their fucked headspace upbringing in California. It's quite accurate to the zoomer whore experience from pre-covid cushy lives, to being sex workers & drug cretins

>>220731774
highschool is when people begin their criminality, makes sense for Rue being a junkie, Jules already being a promiscuous whore with older men

It’s genuinely insane how bad the writing was to kill off Nate. What is this show even for? Besides Rue he was the heartbeat going back to season 1

>>220732954
they should've just not included him, its the worst part of the series, when in the first season he was the best

>>220734549
Ngl, I like S3 the most and wish the previous seasons had the same tone. 1 and especially 2 have too much navel gazing.

>>220734150
They'll just reboot with a younger cast. To promote degeneracy to children they need to have a main that is still high school age.

>>220734662
Elordi obviously wanted out and was over being on this slop because he's about to be the new Bond and has actual films to work on. It's why Zendaya and Sweeney will probably die too, they don't have time for TV slop that pays 1/10th what they are getting for being in films.

>birds (including the decapitated chicken), bulls & cows, dogs (including "bitches" and "puppy dogs"), deer (heads mounted on Alamo's wall this episode), "mules," pigs, snakes, flowers & trees
Do you think there'll be additional wildlife will be in the finale?
I saw a butterfly behind Faye's actress in this week's BTS, which is a pretty appropriate animal for this show's themes.

>>220734694
People are still watching because they are invested in these particular characters and actors. The goal is directly making money, not influencing and pushing an agenda. By your logic they wouldn't have made the non-high school season 3 as they did

>>220734714

That’s fine, but there’s better ways to do it. They’re writers, they can be creative. That was just absurdly bad

>>220733829
I enjoy the show also, not the 3rd season much but I liked Season 1, the 2 special episodes, and the first 6 episodes of the 2nd season. My favorites are Nate from season 1, Cal from S2, Fezco, Rue, Maddy

>>220734714
So it's final season, particularly bc no Sydney=no hype

>>220732825
I thought the point was that he was going to do a hereditary "descent to madness" under pressure type arc, and they even further mirrored Cal's arc by beating the shit out of Nate and probably causing a brain injury when he first got his ass kicked after the wedding, and they kinda accomplished that, but it definitely didn't feel complete. He never even got to fuck transexuals like his Pa. what a bummer. I wasn't complaining about how neutered he was this season because I initially thought it was going to serve a greater purpose but really they just had him beg to suck dick and eat shit on live TV at the end. Kinda gay.

>>220734671
the navel gazing isn't the worst, but I like season 3's gang related and thriller story telling. The Aryan Brotherhood being the antagonist of Euphoria would've never been on my bingo card when finishing season 1. I know they are not explicitly stated but its California, they sell drugs and they are nazis

They had to kill someone right now for the Moses allegory, for passover so it had to be Nate
who else?

I get that nate had it coming but the way it happened could have been less slapstick bugs bunny type death

>>220733341
Why was telling us your age part of that post?

I don't even watch this show, never have, I just come to the threads for Sweeny tits and to read what happened and what you guys are mad or happy about. It's pretty fun this way. Still no idea what a Fez, Alamo, Ali, Faye, or Maddy etc. are though. Must be side characters. It sucks the chud guy died and the older chud that was a homo died irl. I'm hoping for maximum Sweeny tits and webms, Zendaaya getting brutally graphically murdered and same for the tranny for the webms, and otherwise for you guys to enjoy your show and it ends well enough for you all.

>>220734714
What's with this meme of acting super confident about who the next Bond will be, when there's no evidence they have decided on anyone yet?

>>220733692
>>220733779
yeah the first 10 minutes or so of this episode felt like it was very much setting up Ali or Rue to die. It could go either way, the beginning was all about Ali grieving all his dead sponsees which could be foreshadowing Rue's death and also they keep paralleling Rue to Moses and the promised land ("Y'know Moses didn't make it to the promised land") but they also set up Ali as a man desperate to help make up for his past sins through sacrifice. Maybe they'll both croak.

>>220732082
My cock would never lose against Sydney.

Strong chance the finale will punish Alamo and punish the viewer for if you liked him

>>220734977
>they also set up Ali as a man desperate to help make up for his past sins through sacrifice

tell me more because I didn't get that vibe

>>220733341
that's gigachad, realistically Nate does win doe if you only watch the first season

>>220735100
lynching by the nazis to make the black viewers go mmmhmmm i no daz rite cracka ass crackas being keelin us black folk

>>220734937
It would be a meme if I wasn't partially in charge of choosing him. -A.

>>220735159
>>220735187
Kino

>>220734979
It would be much less faggier if you were a Millennial, you broccoli headed eunuch.

>>220732082
Is that all?

>>220735127
He lost his family to drug addiction and violence then found God and dedicates his life to helping other people stay sober. He said it kind of plainly during his scene with Rue tonight. Something about "you see this apartment? You see my life? You think I'm living for all my fancy things? I don't have shit except the people I love. The only reason I'm still here is so I can do good and be of service. I show up."

Also the rest of the dialogue is about him helping her and her family escape a drug lord, I am sure it isn't lost on him how dangerous that is. He lives to serve and it's likely he will die to serve. That's my idea anyways.

>>220735182
No, that only makes the Nazis look worse, it doesn't punish you for thinking Alamo was a cool guy

>>220735141
I understand you are 19 but we don't like samefags here

>>220735127
I thought you meant alamo

>>220735159
I want her! Can I have her?

>>220735257
i thought you meant alamo

why even waste screen time on tranny or the the guy that died? neither had impact to the story or matter.

>>220735320
Sydney defeating and overcoming his cock was his only purpose.

>>220735320
Jules was trying to call Rue in this episode and might somehow matter in the finale, we don't know yet

>>220735498
yeah hopefully acks self.

Jules acks in the finale
>t. knower

>>220735374
That's because he was a solid 3.

I feel like Rue is going to get blown away in her moms house trying to rescue her.

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>>220733779
>>220733789
>>220733900
>>220734977
>>220735257
Yeah i can see Ali dying, not Rue tho, i mean it would be pretty ballsy of Levinson to kill both the main character and the OG antagonist of Euphoria, and i don't think it would be great for the season since Nate already died without catharsis of any kind,

>>220735511
>>220735518
The controversy from this would only hurt the show, if it happens at the end of a season. It's only theoretically a good idea if it instead happens at the beginning of the next one

>>220735594
Surprise series finale

Or maybe Rues mom and Ali are murdered because of her and she relapses on the spot and that’s her ending. Just like how she suffered when her father died but 10x worse because it was all her fault. Honestly I only give a shit about Rue because Zendaya has had the best writing and is the best actor of the show.

>>220735594
One can easily see Rue dying. The explanation in the original Israeli show is that she's dead and it's her omniscient ghost doing the narration and prologues about stuff she otherwise wouldn't know.
It's a matter of is this the final season or does she die at the end of s4 instead

>>220735609
>The controversy from this would only hurt the show
they already made the libs, whores, and retards mad.

The snake scene with Elordi is 10/10 horror movie nightmare fuel. That has to be like what people in hell are suffering. Absolutely grizzly.

>>220735650
That would be kino but feels too dark even for this show. I can imagine them killing Ali but that would be brutal enough, killing her mom or sister would be pretty shocking.
I did however accidentally read a leak a few weeks ago, I will put it in a spoiler tag unlike the asshole that posted it when I read it, even though I'm pretty sure he is lying, but they said Rue does OD and die and I stopped reading it after that.
All this talk about redemption sure does make me think she is gonna kil or an hero, though it could easily be red herring

>>220735287
I'm 24, I'm someone else responding to him, representing zoomers in the quintessential zoomer show thread

>>220735764
sure, sure

>>220735736
snake venom/bite is actually a pretty quick and painless death

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Saw a partially finished screener of the finale through the dogshit rag I write for, actual spoiler about Jules so don't read if you don't want to know and I'm not posting any other spoilers just because I don't want to risk ruining it for everyone else because I know you fuckers can't keep a secret for anyone who doesn't want to get spoiled... Final warning.

After some REALLY bad stuff happens to another character and an event happens where there is anti-trans stuff said to Jules by a known character, Jules starts painting something we can't see while super emotional. After a bit Jules goes into the bathroom and it's revealed slits her/his wrists (no benis visible sorry homos but there are full bobs) in the shower calling back to Jules talking about loving being in a closed shower because it made him/her feel safe earlier in the show. There is a shot going from there to the painting and it shows Jules made a self portrait WITHOUT a penis unlike any of the other art Jules made of women earlier in the season. So yeah. Meh.

>>220735736
Yeah being buried alive is like a popular af "worst fear in the world" and it is a total TV trope, but I never thought about throwing a large snake in there with you lol, that made me really uncomfortable.

>>220735813
Fuck me. That matches exactly with the spoilers I just read and I know who else dies now too. FUCK.

>>220735813
Not super shocking 12bh.

>>220735813
Makes sense really.

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reminder he could have killed the snek

>>220735918
wtf isnt this a show with high schoolers
what slop

>>220735780
>Rattlesnake venom is painless
Lol no. It’s like being electrocuted to death but much slower. One time as a kid I stuck my finger in an electrical socket and still remember the pain I felt from the electrical current going up my whole arm. The neurotoxins in the snakes venom are like that. They are killing oxygen in your blood. It’s extremely painful. Especially with the high toxicity from a rattlesnakes venom, one of the most poisonous snakes in the world.

>>220735813
>>220735915
I figured it would be something like that. It's just weak imo. It super makes sense when you see what Hunter has said about the roles she wants to play in the future and getting to bring attention to the whole you know 41% thing.

>>220735885
>>220735813
Need Sydney status. At least she got pregnant?

>>220735885
Who else dies

I'll take Cassie's virginity.

>>220735780
It is not at all a quick or painless way to die Anon. What the hell are you talking about? It might be for a mouse that weighs two grams, but for a human it is long and extremely painful (for you).

>>220735963
>>220736037
he was bit multiple times. also venom just kills youur nerves and puts you into cardiac arrest. quick and painless.

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>>220735950
season 1 and 2 were highschool but season 3 takes place 5ish years after

>>220736098
You are obviously baiting because Nate Jacobs death was one of the worst deaths I have ever seen on screen.

>>220732240
Is the point of this that they're sending them down to mexico to be locked up in some whore house or are they killing them and selling their organs?

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I'd still fuck Maddy

>>220736098
That is not true at all. Are you trolling or just doubling down?

>>220736098
>Vipers (e.g., Rattlesnakes, Copperheads): These venoms contain enzymes that destroy tissue and blood cells (cytotoxins/hemotoxins). Victims often experience agonizing, spreading pain, accompanied by rapid swelling, bruising, and blistering.

>>220735885
POST THE FUCKING SPOILERS

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>>220735374
>Sydney defeating and overcoming his cock was his only purpose.
What I love about Nate’s character is that he has absolutely no redeeming qualities, but all the women in the show can’t help but fall in love with him because he’s
>Tall
>Kinda handsome
And that’s it. He’s not sweet nor romantic nor kind. I don’t even think the show implies he’s great at sex.

Tall and handsome. That’s it. Most honest show I’ve ever seen.

Of course, he has no development, no redemption, no hidden heart of gold. He just sucks, is terrible, dies, and all the women cry over him in the end.

Can writing be considered bad for being too realistic?

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>>220736217
LEL what the fuck, they couldn't even afford to CGI the entire snake to atleast give it the markings of an actual rattlesnake? That's a fucking boa with a CGI rattle tale added to it. What is the budget of this show?

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>>220734714
Kinda funny that Maddy is an old hag, and she’s watched her younger co-stars explode into stardom while she’s still just Maddy. I know she’s seething lol.

>>220736467
would still cum all over her anorexic ass
love latina mean girls

>>220736124
That isn't how a rattler would act, and it would most likely crawl to the bottom corner of the box and curl up and wait to get out of there. It definitely wouldn't crawl on top of him and stare at him then open it's mouth and hiss then bite him in the face for no reason. Who are the retards in charge of this shitshow? That's also not a rattler, it looks like a juvenile boa and they added a rattle tail to it. Holy shit man this is embarrassing to watch.

>>220735994
>she
not according to biology and the government

watching rn. damn this is tense.

>>220736467
She is a one note horrible actress that any woman in Los Angeles or New York would murder in an instant for such a big juicy part that she has. This is her big break. Zendya and Sweeney are the exception not the rule. Even Eldridi isn’t as big as those two. Neither is the troon.

>>220736548
Uh, cool it on the antitransemitism okay chud? This is an inclusive sub and we respect the chosen pronouns of our proud transfolx.

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i thought big al was going to start breaking maddys toes in the hot tub scene

What the fuck did Nate even do????

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>>220732954
I don’t know why you retards expected Nate to bully the entire world because he’s [Checks notes] tall and played football in highschool?

Seriously, Nate is the most “peaked in highschool” character ever written. Was he supposed to beat up the mob like he beat up that frat dude?

>>220729526
should i watch this show bros i only got to ep 2 season 1 and stopped

>>220736759
stop at the scene where peak Maddy is practicing the pornslut moves from pornhub and then delete it and never watch again

damn they killed nate jacobs

>>220736759
s3 is better than 1 and 2

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Thoughts on Faye?

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>>220736556
same brother, probably the most sense this show has been.

Sam is a bad writer but he didn't fall asleep when he was taking classes on tense writing

>>220736850
i mean did you expect a happy ending for him? the entire season has been him getting tortured and just hoping his wife cucks him to save his life

>>220736903
I expected him to get with the tranny and live happily ever after

>>220733341
Shows are run through rabbis for all major networks and studios. How do you think Eyes Wide Shut got changed and Kubrick died suddenly?

How come Alexa’s career didn’t take off?

>>220736924
she was basically written off the show. this season is a fucking mess

>>220736903
I actually did expect a Once Upon a Time in Hollywood esque fairytale ending where the cowboy/outlaw (in this case Rue) swoops in magically saves the day. Would fit with the tone of this season.

>>220736861
BIG LIPS
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>>220736903
i didn't think it'd be as gruesome as it was. the scenes of him in that box were hard to watch.

>>220736936
1 ep to go and all xhe's done is fuck a rich guy and paint in his apartment lmao

>>220736936
probably the worst part about Sam is that he has obvious favorites and actors he hates.

Instead of firing or recasting he will just publicly humiliate them like a bullied kid trying to get revenge

>>220736729
lied to investors

>>220735885
no way rue doesn't die

Will God save anyone this season????

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>>220736573
This isn’t her big break. This is the end of the road. She’s old as dirt, and Maddy will be her most famous role by far. Probably her last role too.

Half this show’s cast has blown up. Zendaya was pretty famous before kinda. Can’t remember if Spider-Man was before or after. Cassie can thank Sam for her ridiculous privileged life. Bezos himself gave that bitch like a billion dollars to model underwear. Jacob is the biggest thing in Hollywood rn and got to fuck Margot Robbie. He was nothing but the Kissing Booth retard before this. The Fezco actor was in talks to do bigger shit until he junkied out. There’s probably more.

But nothing for Post-Wall Maddy.

>>220737039
the cunt sister of Cassie

>>220737075
she already made enough money to retire. Glad she wasn't greedy like Anthony Starr which milked his shows budget dry and then complained there was no budget left

>>220734714
I don't think this show's gonna survive one more season. He just wanted out early.

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>>220737075
She’s extremely private and wants it that way. I think she’s content with the way things are for her.

>>220736743
>>220736903
desu i expected some explanations. why did he change so much? what happened in these five years? it has something to do with the fact that he confronted his dad in the end of season 2?

can't say i'm not enjoying the 3rd season but yea a lot of bad writing there.

Did maddy and alamo fucked?

So Maddy sent Cassie to fuck with Dylan just to get back at her boss right?

>>220737308
probably. but i also got the sense that he may have just been asserting dominance by treating her the same way he does other girls. like even though they're supposed to be pimping together, he's still above her and calls the shots.

>>220737373
i mean partly... but did you miss the whole part about cassie needing her OF following back?

>>220737070
Fuck off subhuman.

>>220737028
I didn't say shit about that.

>>220737373
>>220737308
The point was to show Maddy and Cassie as best friends getting into shit together over the same stupid man.

They both fucked men to help their situation too. Cassie did it for Nate and Maddy did it for Cassie.

>>220737160
>Highly selective about the work she chooses

Brother, I work in the shithole industry and that is just code for "There were no offers other than being a victim in a Tubi horror movie and I expect more". She's not Meryl fuckin Streep. She'll either take what she can get now or end up a CA if she is lucky.

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>>220733048
There is no one bigger faggot than you crying about things "not" being canon. Just because you didn't like it. Manchild

>>220733341
With childish mind like this you will never make anything good or unique. You would be only creating pathetic power fantasy stories which are in reality fanfiction.

>>220735813
I had a feeling that was in some part the way it would go after the recent interviews Hunter has done and the pending roles where she keeps saying she doesn't want to be 'a trans actor just an actress and not play trans roles'.

Why didn’t Nate just call the cops on the Armenians?

>>220737423
ok. i'm saying i think rue will die.

>>220737581
Does anything bad happen to Cassie or Maddie in the finale?

>>220737540
Not him but every single film made, including historical and biopic films, are fan fiction. 99.9% of documentaries too. Rip that bandaid off. Remember how after the docs came out everyone thought Steven Avery and his retarded nephew weren't murderous subhumans, and the West Memphis Three were the same type of dindu nuffings and also innocent? You're being led into following a narrative the director and writer and everyone involved have created. Same with reality TV. The only way to know the truth is to have experienced it. That's a fact.

>>220737556
because the police arn't Turkish

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>>220737581
And I didn't say anything.

>>220737641
Pol chuds can't write to save their lives. There is good writing and then there is fanfiction. Don't matter how you try to twist it with pretentious gibberish.

>>220737748
What the fuck does that have to do with what I posted, and in what way was that in any way pretentious? Are you twelve or do you have an IQ below 90?

>>220737668
my bad, sorry nigger

>>220737888
No problem fellow nigger.

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>Alamo episode last week
>Ali episode this week

Kino after kino.

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Natebros...

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Rue at Ali's house, for some reason.

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Reminder Hunter painted this and probably modeled the figures after herself.

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>>220736933
Too busy raising our children.

>>220738053
>liking or even caring about ali

>>220738073
dumbass should have said something when his brother was there looking for him

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>we never got to see zendaya boobies

So glad I stopped this silly shit in season 2

https://youtu.be/NIYEc-AfUVw

Reminder that we were denied kino.

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>>220729526
I have never watched this show, and probably never will. I have stumbled across a few clips on social media so I know that it starts in high school and Zendaya is a junkie. Sydney Sweeney who got her big break in this show is some hysterical bimbo. Hunter Schafer is there. And Elordi. I got all that, and everything else I hear about this show sounds incredibly bleak. It sounds like nonstop misery and viciousness and self destruction and violence. So my big question to you all is: who the fuck is the audience? Who is this show for? I realize it's an adaptation of an Israeli series, which explains a lot. But who the fuck tuned in for three seasons of this?

>>220732424
isn't that Little Chino?

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>>220737075
Sydney is by far the biggest star in Euphoria and I'm pretty sure she would come back for a Season 4

>>220738606
Screencap this:

Euphoria: The New Class will be a mostly new cast with Cassie in a mentorship role and occasional Maddie guest appearances. At least two of the new actresses will have been hired from Instagram.

>>220738525
Zoomoids, women, gluttons for punishment, terminally current thing addicted weirdos of both genders, tranny chasers, and guys who were bored and were hoping to see Sydney's big fuckin tits. That makes up a large amount of /tv/ and the terminally online. I have never, not one time, heard a normal person I know in any capacity bring up this show.

>I don't usually do blacks.
>Yeah?
>I don't wanna get killed.

Jesus, Sam.

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>>220738663
Only if she systematically be taking all the boys virginities to avoid them becoming the next Nate.

Without Nate the show is just female drama, i guess no season 4 or maybe a new cast?

>>220739557
Current cast wasn't getting any fresher, Zendaya and Sweeney fucking hate each other, and people were tiring of Levinson's tricks anyway. As good of a place to end it as any

>>220738506
s3 is 10x better than 1 and 2

>>220739178
most hookers don't do black guys because they're violent. even black girls don't.

>>220739557
I think they're calling it quits after this season.

>>220738606
she looks good in euphoria and i don't even like blondes

why are all of the sex scenes across all seasons so grim?

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>>220739576
>Levinson's tricks

Maddie is still pure because she only gave Alamo a footjob.

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>>220738525
the israeli version sounds grim as fuck

>>220739749
maddie was never pure to begin with

>>220732887
Nate hasn't been Nate from the very start of season 3. Nor did his character experience any real growth and development other than him losing some minor body parts. He's been a loser since episode one, where he accepted his father's pedo gay behaviour as simply "a phase" and started encouraging Cassie to take other men's d.

>>220733408
>selling one of your employees into sexual slavery and paralysing her tongue with botox because she got addicted to the drugs you gave her
rather unnecessary i think

>>220739832
what's with the
>nate is not nate
rhetoric? he's aged like 5 years since we last saw him. he was still a manipulative chauvinist until the armenians started removing his toes and belting him senseless.

>>220739758
>there's a character named Kino

>>220739881
He's been a whiny little bitch since s03e01 till the moment he died.

>>220735813
I knew some shit like that was gonna happen after Hunter was barely in this episode. I have a feeling I know what leads to that too. Why can't any modern show have a good ending? It's like they want to punish the audience.

>>220739912
lol i missed that

>>220736729

According to Google A.I., he borrowed money from criminal loansharks. His construction company was working on building houses but some rare plant was found and all construction ceased operation because of some California building code. The criminal loanshark wanted his money back and started mutilating Nate and finally killed him.

>>220740444
>According to Google A.I.
nigger just watch the show

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>>220736217
>this is what happens if you're a bully in hs kids

>>220736217
>>220740541
did he deserve it?

>>220730028
Man this dude is so lucky that's he's 6'5. If he were a couple inches shorter he'd be an incel.

>>220736220
Alamo and Laurie are testing a plan to use Alamo's girls to get implants full of drugs and smuggle them through the border using private ambulances.

Her ass implants will be full of drugs. More likely than not that this whore will die from an implant leaking, and the one faking the neck injury will kill Alamo over it.

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>>220732424
>the Big Cheese

>>220736217

I think Sam Levinshon saw me watching that old Vincent Price movie, the Pit and the Pendulum, where a woman was accidentally entombed while still alive. Levinson's libtard feminism kicked into high gear and so he puts a male into being buried alive as a "take that" at old Hollywood toxic masculinity.

>>220740466

"just watch the show" made by a Israeli larping as an American.

Yeah, fuck that.

>>220736467
She needs to blame whoever told her to lose weight. No one wants to hire a pretty face with a boy's body.

>>220732082
I rarely cum when the chick is riding on top

>>220739881
Nate was the king, intimidator and master manipulator so long his target was within his bubble, teenage girls or pushovers. The second he came up against people he couldn't push around like Fez, the armenians etc. the facade started to fall apart. The only things he could come up with was snitching, crying like a bitch and pleading other people to solve his problems for him.

>>220741054
why are you in this thread brodie?

Can someone spoil the finale for me?

>>220732513
SHE IS MONKEE

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>it's an Ali sequence

>>220741535
yeah ill get back to you in a week

This all seems so ridiculous compared to season 1, which itself was full of ridiculous moments.

Post more webms of the most stupid moments I'm never watching this drivel otherwise.

>>220741715
>spoonfeed me or i will do something that will have no effect on anything in anyone's life

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>>220735813

>character arc complete

>>220741129
Me neither. I actually go limp after a few minutes, thank you for clarifying that it's not just my problem.

>>220736217
Ever thus to bullies

No character arcs, no plotlines, no motifs, no structure. Just a sequence of bullshit scenarios.
The first two seasons were hanging by a thread, but this shit is just abysmal.

Best television in well over a decade. Brilliant, scathing satire disguised as goyslop in order to filter both the wokesters and the chuds.

>>220736759
Genuinely just skip to season 3. I only saw probably less than half of season 1 and only a couple scattered scenes of season 2 and I've had no trouble keeping up.

Alright, I'm going to see the new Ryusuke Hamaguchi kino in theaters (the one that won Virginie Efira and that jap girl the Female Acting Prize at Cannes).
It was fun talking with you lads about this episode.
I guess I'll return if you can keep the thread alive in the meantime.

Otherwise, see you next week for the finale.

So, basically, it's become Weeds tier tragi-comedic female crime capers?

>>220741129
>>220742315
gay
>>220742440
yeah

>>220737110
>Glad she wasn't greedy like Anthony Starr which milked his shows budget dry and then complained there was no budget left
Anthony Starr hard carries the Boys. Who the fuck watches the Boys without Homelander? Nobody. while does anyone really give a shit about Maddie?

>>220742784
>Nobody. while does anyone really give a shit about Maddie?
I did when pre-wall