Anons... you gotta take initiative and be as forceful as Count Orlok was in pursuit of his oneitis. Stop at nothing.
Shit movie.
>>220729937bleh!
>>220729966name a better vampire movie, or even a better horror movie
>>220730033Bram Stoker's: DraculaBlade 1-2Innocent BloodInterview with the VampireUnderworld seriesHorror:The Exorcist
>>220730009KINO
The people who interacted with him didn't find it peculiar that part of his sternocleidomastoid was exposed?
>>220730081>Bram Stoker's: Dracula>Blade 1-2>Innocent Blood>Interview with the Vampire>Underworld seriesOh sorry, I shouldn't have assumed you knew what you were talking about
>>220730033Movie was pretty good, only ruined by Lily Rose Depp and her silly clown acting
>>220729937Who was shaving him
>>220730414Nah it was dogshit
>>220729937My oneitis isn't even in the state. I just follow her on instagram and wonder what could have been
>>220730033Eggertrannies are retards
>>220730441It portrayed a vampire as an evil satanic creature that works in real-estate, neat cinematography, cool soundtrack, based defo, nah, it's good. Only ruined by nepotism chick acting like its a different movie.
>>220729937>ORLOKED
>>220729937Nah I'm goodThat sounds like the primitive urge humans have to be in and/or belong to groups. Humans that haven't outgrown this urge are very likely the cause the technology displacing nature.Like the little manlet-guy I used to know Evan Carlucci. He was so obsessed with people not thinking he was a little freak, he bought a pick-up truck in new york city despite being a low-level contractor.He did this SOLELY because >big truck mean I big cool
>>220730414her possession acting was ok, but the woman cannot deliver dialogue to save her life
>>220729937Movie is shit. And niggas need to get over this oneitis crap. It's so bad, it even gives me the ick. She's the oneitis once you're married to her. Otherwise she's just some foid.
>>220729937Seeing him stand up with his dusty dick out would make me quit.
Twins of evil is better than that schlopp.
>>220729937My ex oneitis married another man and had children with him. I would do anything for love, but I wouldn’t get back together with her before putting those mistakes through a woodchipper.As this is somehow “morally reprehensible” and would be considered “the crime of the decade”, I will do nothing for love. Which is hilarious, because she messages me every few years, begging me for an affair I simply will not have under the circumstances. Checkmate feminists.
>>220731150The Karnstein Trilogy is hard to top.
>>220730033original nosferatu
>>220731202So you'd do anything for love but you wont do that?
>>220729937That doesn't work if you aren't 7/10+, but if you are more than 7/10 you dont really need to chase hard to begin with. If you are below 7/10 you might get away with pulling, but otherwise, you are a walking sexual harassments liability.
The modern telling of this tale. During Covid a wealthy eastern european man meets an english teenager online and and they start an unhealthy relationship. She breaks it off and marries a guy in real-estate, so the dude gets involved in real-estate to fuck with her husband and try to (((win))) her back, he kills her friends family and it ends in a murder suicide. Very modern EU romance plot.
>>220730156Well, when one "assumes" something, it just makes an ass out of 'u' and 'me'. In this case, you can be the ass, and I'll just be me.
He aura farmed hard in this movie.
>>220730156Bram Stoker's: Dracula is better
>>220731311Precisely.
>>220729937Bad acting. Bad directing. Bad movie. Eggers attempt to be extreme and terrifying come across more like a mix of an edgelord version of a spooky Disney ride/hot topic tshirt
>>220729937I read The Hellbound Heart shortly after watching this and I honestly think Hellraiser could work as a dark romance for BPD women.
>>220729937the movie taught a valuable lesson: having a oneitis leads to humiliating death, no matter how rich or powerful you think you are
>>220733079>Hellraiser as a dark romance for BPD womenDon't. The point of Hellraiser is that degenerates go into the meat grinder.
>>220733193I mean between Frank and Julia.
>>220730033Kizumonogatari
It's not my job to clean up a mess if I didn't make it. it's theirs. I am not going to do their job. period.
