Let’s get down, wood.
nah I'm just looking to do my time man, thanks for the offer though
Who has the keys?
>>220730278>oh you secreted a razor blade and sliced my carotid. well played.was beast retarded?
Why did Money just start killing all the rest of his crew anyway? That was insane
>>220730589He had to get it on
>>220730589they were making a move
>>220730278he looks like the guy who did a shit job fixing my garage roof
>>220730676That's why he's in jail.
>Toads might try to shoot you in the neck>so make sure to wear your Shot Collar (2017)
>>220730633yeah but are you just gonna kick it off with every buster or toad that wants to pop off?
>>220730545>whoah smuggled contraband up your bootyhole>i never considered this, a razor up your ass>i guess might makes right, fair play, ill die now
any one have a guide on how to get into keistering?
>>220730589Shotgun was a snitch.
>>220730762start by practicing making jenkum, and keep me re-upped and i'll let you know when you can throw down with the pile
MONEY PLEASE! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT IN THE GEN POP YARD
>Yeah I'm in this cage with a retard cop being my only connection to the outside world but I'm actually powerfullol*rattles keychain*
>>220730762They showed you on the movie. Buy some cheap stick and empty it out. Use the empty chap stick tube to hide your razor or drugs or whatever. Use the chapstick you've removed to lube up the tube and stick it up your ass.
>>220730871I got chills
>>220730762Yeah bend over real quick
>I don't want conflict>so I'm going to join a gang where every member is constantly starting conflict both in and out if the gangYou can't convince me that you won't survive prison just minding your own fucking business
Does anyone know if they have femboy twink prostitution rings going on in prison? haha that would be crazy. imagine being one of the twinks lol, that would be crazy haha.
>>220731392>femboy twink You mean like Charlie Manson?
I'm gonna get drunk tonight and make at least 2-3 Shot Caller threads because that's how i put in work
>>220730278I"m about to watch this movie for the second time, what am i in for?
>>220731501Okay but dont go driving. You might suffer the same fate as Money and end up calling the shots after getting the keys to the yard.
alright /tv/ lets see them papers.
>>220731624this guy became a total cartoon character. his original videos were kino
>>220730545he gambled he could choke money to death before he caused some serious damage
>>220731639yeah his old vids were kino, it's a shame he blew up because all the extra attention ruined him. his fake prison stories were comfy and hilarious
>>220731624he's gonna die a punk
>>220730762start small with a cigar tube then work your way up to an iphone promax.
anon, it's the DA. we're sending a sympathetic yet stern officer to try and convince you to give up shot calling. can you dig it?
What happens if you shove something too deep up your butt and you can't get it though
>>220730278I did not care for the post prison plotline
>>220730676This lame is green-lit.
>>220730871Those guys don't hang in gen pop.
>>220730545He was honorable
>>220731385That seems to be the message of the film. You're not securing anything for yourself by participating in some some groups. You're joining a new hierarchy that is even more extractive, brutal and arbitrary than the free world.
>>220730278Unhooping my papers now!
>>220731392nah if anyone finds out you had gay sex you immediately get greenlitat least thats what all the former inmates tend to say in interviews
