>The Force is unusually strong with him. That much is clear. Who was his father?>There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can't explain what happened
Foid translation: I was on a bender and got raw dogged by a dozen guys I can't remember in a weekend.
did microscopic organisms just will a person into existence? I never minded the concept of midichlorians but this aspect of it seemed strange and unnecessary to me
>guys I found our messiah>LOL NO>he's too heckin old>look at this LOSER kid missing his ENSLAVED mother pfhahahahaha
>>220730622Am I nothing to you, Shmi?
Isn't it implied Palpatine was his father? Especially in the later scenes where he bonds and trusts Palpatine
>>220730622
>>220730702Cross reference it with the scene where Palpatine talks about how his master taught him to create life.
>>220730783Yes. It couldn’t be more than a vague implication though since rape + mind wiping was too adult for the series (even though it didn’t necessarily need to involve rape). >>220730770Fucking kek
>>220730797So Palpatine knocked her up? (in a sense)
>>220730797no
>>220730702Nah, Anakin is an experiment of Palpsy's. The Sheevster either magicked him into existence or cooked him up in a lab. Would have been way more compelling if he was just Anakin's real father, though.
>In official Star Wars canon and the expanded universe, Shmi Skywalker's enslavement involved domestic servitude, mechanical work, and being passed between masters like Gardulla the Hutt and Watto.
>>220730702No, they're just a conduit for the forceThe sith had been fucking around with the balance of the force so the force manifested anakin to restore the balance.
>>220730622The virgin birth was unnecessary. Inviting comparison to Jesus was unwise. This is one of the prequel criticisms I agree with
>>220730897This is like saying the New Testament would be more compelling if Satan just impregnated Mary the old fashioned way
>>220730966Explain why it was unwise while sounding wise.
>>220730785>main qimgNever heard of him, is that Darth Plagueis's real name?
>>220730897It would be funny if he just fucked her.
>>220731008I don’t owe you shit faggot, kill yourself
>>220731136Unwise answer my friend
>>220730966>NOO!>HOW DARE GEORGE TAKE INSPIRATION FROM MUH ANCIENT BOOK OF JEWISH FAIRY TAILS!cringe
>>220730622he was the force Jesus
>>220730785Comics are so fucking shitty lol
>>220730702Midichlorians aren't the Force.>>220730783Not really. Plagueis would be, if anyone.
>>220731019It's not a name the Jedi would tell you
