Have you ever met a celebrity in person?
>>220731291Why does she do these cons if she obviously hates them? Isn't she rich enough?
>>220731291As it happens I've met her first boyfriend.
>>220731291Rainn Wilson was in the row in front of me when I flew from Houston to New York. He watched half of "Dumb and Dumber" on the plane.
>>220731328Not directly. Her father has money; he bankrolled her attempt at a music career.
>>220731291This is somehow even more degrading than OnlyFans and prostitution. This guy would probably pay his life savings to do whatever weird shit with her. She knows it, he knows it, and yet they pretend it’s not like that. Like a mental voodoo deja vu.
I met two of the voice actors for RE9
>>220731291I've met Adam Sandler, Robert Pattinson, Rosario Dawson, Taissa Farmiga and a hand full of the Orange is the New Black cast.
I smoked a few joints with big jay oakerson and talked to mark normand. That's about it.
>>220731291
>>220731291I met Mckenna at Fan Expo last year and got a picture with her. She was very nice. They told us we were not allowed to touch her during the photo, and a woman who was either her mom or agent was there to watch over it. Mckenna did stand very close to me (our arms touched) though. And she did wrap arms with the females in the line so I guess the rule didn't apply to them.Looking forward to seeing her play Daphne.
>>220731328She was at a con I got dragged along to last year. Think she was charging $80 for a selfie or autograph.
>>220731441No man ever looks good in shorts. Why do they do it? Especially out in public like that?
>>220731471It was her mom and given the miles of dick she's sucked over the years you should show her some respect.
>>220731491>No man ever looks good in shortsWtf? What a strange faggot thing to say.
>>220731291Glad to see AVGN looking better these days.
>>220731543>Wtf? What a strange faggot thing to say.
>>220731491>No man ever looks good in shortsdepends on your legs
I met Michael Moore at a bookstore
>>220731491>No man ever looks good in shorts.Boxer length like he had, yeah. But what about knee length?
>>220731291Which one is the celebrity?
>>220731655the cartoon dog
Ted Raimi gave me a Mountain Dew in Toronto once.
>>220731651Maybe if they aren’t athletic shorts? Athletic shorts are the niggers of clothes.
Travolta at Disney World while he was eating a hot dog at a table.Was very nice, but I'd be pissed with all these assholes wanting a picture and autographs when I'm just trying to eat.
>>220731491Even worse is when some autistic faggot is walking around town with a backpack. This isn't highschool or the national forest. You don't need a backpack bro.
>>220731568>when a '70s kid pretends to be a '90s kid
>>220731683Bullshit asshole I know you were propositioning him for gay sex. I’m calling Desantis.
>>220731291rtytrytry
>>220731679I was thinking thick cotton shorts like a hiker or camper would wear.
>>220731688I'm not allowed to wear a purse so I have to carry around my gear *somehow*.
>>220731491YU FOKING WUT?
>>220731291A bunch of sportsball people. The most famous /tv/-relevant person I have met is probably Courtney Thorne-Smith. She was in a TV commercial campaign the shitty eye care company I used to work for ran for about a year. She was cool. I did my bad Norm Macdonald impression with some of the bit from her Conan appearance pushing Chairman of the Board and had her laughing pretty hard.
>>220731376Would
>>220731738you can wear whatever you want anon
>>220731731If you don’t have nice, fit, non ultra hairy big foot legs than no. Leg hair is the grossest shit.
>>220731291I would like to impregnate McKenna.
>>220731769this man likes his twinks shaved
>>220731776God bless America. Here is to another 250 you crazy fucking bastards.
>>220731688But that's how I carry my AR pistol and 20 magazines of ammo. A couple flashbangs and some magazines for my concealed pistol too.
>>220731376El goblina
Tom Cruise
>>220731790That's the point? You want your twink to be as hairless as possible.
Yes. Kristen Bell in a grocery store in the late '00's. Talked to her briefly. Fan shit. She was wearing a tight t no bra, khaki shorts and flip flops. I came in my shorts, she could tell and gave me a wink.
>>220731726Well it was a corner table near a dark alley.Oh shit.
>>220731862seems like kind of a gay fag thing to me
>>220731863I bet she is a super flirty bitch out in the wild. Probably lives to give young dudes blue balls.
She looks like a fucking mom now
>>220731888Nah men’s leg hair is gross and should be concealed from public. Don’t ever bother trying to hit on a woman in public wearing shorts. You look disgusting.
>>220731908and thats a good thing
>>220731888Little bit of that, lil bit of shota fag tings.Nice trips.
>>220731932instead of that I am going to wear and do whatever I want to at all times
>girl gets hot>pedos seetheClassic teevee
>>220731932Some women actually prefer masculine men.
>>220731969You should have been here for the early seasons of Stranger Things. Turns out gay pedos are even more annoying than straight ones.
>>220731946You know who wears shorts out in public regularly? Jonah Hill.
>>220731748best thing in the whole movie
>>220731441Dafne has some outstanding babby feeders.
>>220731348Did he laugh at all?>>220731291I've met Fiona Staples, Vince Neil, all of Alexisonfire, New Found Glory, Koopsta Knicca, and I believe that's it.
>>220731990based jonah
>>220731989You don't wanna see who's behind those posts
>>220732020Does anyone?
I've met:Maddie Ziegler (she was super impressed with my drawing I made of her, showed it to her mom and make up artist)Grace Vanderwaal, twice (she also loved my drawing of her, but then i think i sperged out too much)
>>220731291I met the guy who directed Gayniggers from Outer Space.
>>220732020You guessed it. Kevin Spacey.
>>220732070Bless your naivety.
>>220731328From what I’ve heard she tends to be extremely friendly and enthusiastic with people at them
>>220731688when i had no car and would go to the library i'd always bring my backpack so the books wouldn't get wet if it was raining, go fuck yourself
>>220731291Pedo dog whistle thread >>220731291
>>220732092Pay it Forward just became waay more fucking interesting.
>>220731997His accent was the best thing in the movie.YEEEW LEETAH FOOKA
>>220731328They make like 60k for 1 day of signing stuff and taking photos
>>220731908Makes sense, her mom had her hit the casting couch early.
>>220731376I want to fuck a fat bitch so bad fuck my shitty incel nigger life
>>220731291She totally would suck his dick for the right amount of cash.
>>220732084That's actually kickass. As one of the 10 or so people my age that actually watched the short film instead of just laughing at the meme it would be awesome to talk to that guy.
I met Marco Rubio at Versailles in Little Havana last year. I told him he was the first person I ever voted for in his last senate race against that black bitch Val Demmings. He started laughing so hard the restaurant asked him to leave. On his way out he threw a wad of 100 dollar bills across the room and shouted “PEANUTS 4 PEASANTS”. His laughing somehow became even louder from the parking lot.
>>220731328"actresses" like here are forced to do this shit by whichever media conglomerate has them under a slave labor contract.
>>220731291Why don't women cover their shoulders at cons? They must know the virgins will want to touch them.
>>220732160kikifag, stop insisting with your schizo headcanon
>>220731688Tell me youve never gone far without your car without saying so
I met former vice president Mike Pence once when I was in high school. This was back when he was still governor of Indiana and he had come to our school for an award ceremony and I shook his hand. I hadn't done any gay shit yet at that point like that time I traded blowjobs with a flaming emo guy in senior year, this was when I was only a junior, so Mike Pence's handshake didn't electrocute me.
>>220731908A mom I would like to fuck YEAH put it up boys
>>220731836>hes behing me isnt he
>>220731291Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Saoirse Ronan, Florence Pugh, Anya Taylor Joy, Rebecca Ferguson, Henry Cavill, Channing Tatum, Brad Pitt, Dan Aykroyd, Ralph Fiennes, and the biggest of all, Warwick Davis
>>220731908They grow up so quickly.
>>220732212Her dad is one of the best orthopedic surgeons in the country if not THE best. Dude bankrolled her music career. They're not short of money.
>>220731291McLovin
>>220732245What was Ralph Fiennes like? He is next level based.
>>220731291There is no win with the hand on the shoulder, never looks smoothHover hand is superior
>>220732245Are Florence and Anya as cute in real life as they are on the big screen?
I miss when these threads were full of anon's posting about how they banged pornstar's via escorting Now all the pornstars are too hopped up on OF money and saudi's shipping them to Dubai to bang them to bang some based anon with a few grand to drop on his pornfu
I met George Clooney once when I was younger. I was working in a restaurant and his senpai stopped by. He was kinda douchey and acting like he didn't wanna be there, but the family overall was very friendly.
>>220731291Johnny Rico and his hot daughter
>>220732218I met some voice actors for some game cuz they did a reunion and took a group photo. 2 guys and 1 woman. She stood next to me and put her arm around my back and wrapped me towards her. I spaghetti'd and didn't wanna get MeToo'd so I kinda hovered my hand around her like all those cringey photos of guys hover handing. Luckily all the guys plus me covered everything so you don't see the hoverhand. God that was cringe but damn she wasn't shy.
>>220731932Shut up, bitch. I'll do whatever I want because I'm a man.
>>220732259Does he still hand out the fake Hawaii driver's licenses that came with the DVD? I heard he brings thousands of them to cons and tries hard as hell to get people to pay him to sign them.
>>220732266hand goes on the small of the back or waist
>>220732262Quiet but polite to the point he almost seemed shy. Wasn’t around him for long. There were a lot of very obvious Harry Potter fans around which I’m not and I told him I’d seen a play he was in which seemed to go over well
>>220732323That makes me feel sad and I only watched the first two seasons for Noah and Finn :|
Paid $3k to fuck Janet Mason like 8 years ago. Saw she made a post about how she was gonna be in my area. Sent a message not expecting to get a reply and she responded. We met up at a nice hotel and I got to do whatever I wanted for an hour. She let me finish in her mouth. Weird part was her husband was there watching literally from the cuck chair and kept asking if it’s ok to record. What a weirdo he was. She was amazing, though.
>>220732323
>>220732340a humble class act. kino.
>>220731908MILF!MILF!MILF!
>>220732311Ha! I hadn’t heard about that. If he does I missed it but I talked to him about Kick-Ass instead so that might be why. He basically admitted the second one sucked. He had a hot Asian girlfriend who was sitting around looking very bored, but he seemed like a decent guy
>>220731491>No man ever looks good in shorts.Charlie Sheen.
>>220732285I never did that. I did get a bunch of lapdances from Claire Dames before she started doing porn. She danced at Ed's Fantasy Girls in Reno. She still makes me bust like nobody else when I need to crank one out quick to clear my head.
>>220732323OH SHIT IS THAT BARB FROM THE HIT NETFLIX SHOW STRANGER THINGS??????????
I did meet a few back in the 90s.
>>220732271Both yes. Anya looking at you is like being hypnotised or something, the giant eyes are intense
>>220732245You should’ve killed and ate Warwick
>>220732405Both my balls would explode and I'd die of a massive coronary if I ever saw Eva dressed like that in real life.
>>220731291Jenna Ortega, who looks like she’s two feet tall. Also Ella Purnell. She seems really quirky and very adhd but nice
>>220731688Brah you'll never be /fa/ with that attitude
>>220732245Was Brad stuck up or indifferent?
>>220732405God everytime I see this my balls just explode.
>>220732422He had a whole team of little people working a table for him. It was a bizarre thing to see. Like they should have been making toys.His convention table and chair were also raised up higher than all the other guests like he was important but it was like a baby’s high chair
>>220732435He seemed alright. The only bit that made him look a bit full of himself was swigging from a drink and handing the can to an assistant who he didn’t even look at. But he seemed ok when he was engaging with fans
>>220732323I forgot this shit does she have any scenes besides her death?
Kyle MacLachlan who was really nice
>>220732391I lived in Austin around the time Gabbie Carter was a stripper, and I was in the strip club at least 3 times a week. Unfortunately it was not the club she worked at, had I known I would have gone
On that note, Morgpie used to strip in Austin around the same time period...
>>220732323F.
>>220732511Fuck, I'd have been broke. Would have been selling plasma to get those tits and ass in my face. Hell, maybe a kidney too.
bryce dallas howard who was cute as, like meeting someone’s really sweet mom
>>220731441Bro was Daphne created in a lab?
>>220731441When women’s nips stick out does that mean they are aroused or are some just like that
>>220732482What event was this?
>>220732592Yes. From Huge Jackedman DNA.
>>220732594F1 premiere
>>220732266I look like this.
>>220732356Jealous but I wouldn't pay more than 1k
>>220732356Did he encourage you/her at all?I know he's into diving in for sloppy seconds
>>220732245Who smells the best?
>>220732290I wish to know more
>>220731348The first half or the second half?
>>220731441Why do you skip leg day so much?>>220732593or it could just be cold
>>220732397kek
>>220732943Winstead smelled amazing
>>220731748>>220731997>6/10 movie has a 10/10 antagonist with the actor going all in Any other examples of this?
>>220732391>>220732511>>220732531>>220732576don't you guys feel pathetic? I'd feel completely embarrassed because I know I'm paying her to pretend I'm such a stud and shit
>>220733010Ha! Met them both at cons but different ones. Both friendly. She’s tiny and very cute. He was with his lady who was dressed as Wonder Woman which seems to be something she does a lot
>>220733323Tbh the whole team of boer mercs was cool asf
>>220733345interesting stuff brah. t b h I'd never imagined Casper van Dien being as relaxed and humorous as the picture suggests
>>220733425I think he does a lot of that stuff now and has gotten comfortable with it. At the one I went to when he wasn’t at his desk they had him onstage introducing random stuff like a host. Seemed to be enjoying himself
>>220731291You can see the distress in her eyes
>>220731328It’s cool someone like her or Millie do these and she is a nerd which is cool
>>220731360First>>220732000He laughed during the 1st Seabass encounter and various points during Mentals appearance. He stopped watching right when they get to Aspen.
I pissed in a urinal next to Eddie Murphy at a Broadway show. It was The Color Purple in 2008 or 9 on a college trip to NYC. I didn't peak.
>>220733572I initially read this that your urine was the color purple
>>220733324No. I was really young and newly married when I'd hang out with my single friends in strip clubs. Get home all horned up and give the wife a nice hard pounding. I wasn't some retard who thought the girls were actually into me or anything.
>>220731291I met the actor for Gimli at a comic con recently. Waited in line for probably ~2 hours, and not even because the line was long but because he took his time talking to everyone who came to see him, got a bunch of pictures with them even if they didn't pay for any. I noticed the whole time he'd like to tickle the women who took pictures with them, grabbing them on their sides to make them giggle. He did that over and over again. Then when I got up to see him I joked that "you aren't going to tickle me too, are you?" and he said he wouldn't, but then when I got my picture with him he started grabbing my side and tickling me, which sucks because I'm actually super ticklish. Then he grabbed my beard with his fingers and said something about dwarven beards. He was a super nice guy. I also got a duo photo op picture with Sam and Frodo's actors, but that was so quick I was there for like 10 seconds and then gone for the next person to come in. Hope to meet them again at a con except not in the photo booth.
My dad took me to a fighting gym. I'm not even sure who he's supposed to be but my dad was excited
>>220732405>I'M ACTING
>>220731291Debicki. Given all the talk about her height I figured she’d seem taller
>>220733715That is UFC middleweight champion Sean Strickland.
>>220731395>I've met Adam Sandler, Robert Pattinson, Rosario Dawson, Taissa FarmigaKino line up.Adam Sandler is a treasure, Robert seems like a cool dude. Rosario seems pretty cool except for Clerks 3 and Taissa is best girl forever.
Nope.
>>220731441Keen's tits are nice.But holy fuck is her face busted.
>>220733933Bro...what?
>>220733715Based Sean getting all the waifus.
>>220731491
>>220731291I met Brendan Small. I told him I liked Home Movies and he seemed genuinely happy to hear that, like nobody ever said it.I lied. Home Movies is boring as fuck.
>>220733821Is that the dude who does Macho Man Randy Savage impersonations after he beats people up?
>>220733958She has a tranny face.I'm sorry you don't see it, but it's the truth.
This gets mentioned on these threads all the time, but if you live in the nice parts of Los Angeles or New York City, you always see them around. I grew up in North Hollywood near the airport and there's always a random actor, director or famous person at AMC Burbank when I go to watch a movie. I'm pretty sure I was in the same school as the brunette from Girls Meets World before she was pulled to work on TV, but can't really remember her all that well. I saw Paul Thomas Anderson while eating at an Italian place on Magnolia. Saw the Fallout girl with some semi-famous musician while watching something at Vidiots. And my friend went out on random dates with 3 of the actresses from those dumb vampire shows on the CW. Those are the main ones I can think of off the top of my head.
>>220734109No, Strickland is the man with few morals and runs a business selling propane and propane accessories from Texas.
I was in New York getting some Pizza. I saw Louis C.K. sitting with his daughter so I walked up to him and told him how much I liked his show. He didn't even look at me and said, "I'm eating" I didn't know what else to say so I told him his daughter was cute. He gave me the nastiest glare. I figure I couldn't get a autograph then.Louis C.K. is a jerk.
>>220734177Who am I thinking of?
>>220732245What was Winstead like?
>>220731441>Dafne let him grab her waistshes such a whore lol
>>220731748he was absolutely badass as this character
>>220734330Most actresses at cons will let you do that for pics.
I met Hunter she’s really nice and smells good
>>220734375There was this cosplay girl in some obscure fandom's cosplay where she basically just had on a skimpy black bikini and some other accessories. I asked if I could get a picture with her, and she said yes, but when I asked if I could grab her waist for the picture she said she'd rather not, so I said I didn't want the picture in that case and walked away.
>>220732356He posts on faceberg he is not a cuckold. He just lets other guys fuck her. Hes Mr. badass Marine too.
>>220734375false... i been to two (2) cons
>>220732576It was during the Bitcoin rush so money was flowing a bit freely back then
>>220732356how much would it be in todays bucks?
>>220731376FAAAAAAAAAAATFAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>220734418I said actresses, not cosplayers. And if she was nearly naked that's probably why.>>220734456Who wouldn't let you touch them?
>>220731568all american men dress like this
>>220732212The only cons that they are forced to do are San Diego Comic Con and New York Comic Con when they are releasing a new project. Outside of that, they all do it because it's easy money but some actors legit like meeting with people and making their day and some really like getting smoke blown up their ass on how great they are and how much the project means to people. For a few of them, they love it because they are rockstars at these things and have groupies. You should check out some of the older threads for some crazy '90s convention stories and how bad the Dr. Who actors got at these things.
yesd i am
>Ask for prices for pornstar escorts from their agents>Alexis Golden - $1,400 Miami>Amy Anderssen - $1,000 NYC/LA>Angelina Castro - $1,200 Miami>Bella Lexi - $1,200 Denver>Brittany Andrews - $1,600 Vegas>Carmen Valentina - $1,100 Vegas>Chanel St. James - $1,700 Scottsdale/Phoenix>Demi Sutra - $1,900 LA>Diamond Kitty - $2,000 Vegas >Ebony Mystique - $1,700 Vegas/LA>Elana Bunnz - $1,300 Miami>Hot Ass Hollywood - $1,400 Vegas>Jewels Jade -$1200 Vegas/NYC >Jeyla Spice - $1,200 NYC/Miami>Josyln Jane - $1,400 Miami>Karen Fisher - $1,100 Palm Springs>Kenzi Foxx - $800 Orlando>Lauren Phillips - $2,000 LA>Nina Dolci - $1,400 Fort Lauderdale>Nina Kayy - $1,400 Tampa>Persia Monir - $1,200 Miami>Richelle Ryan - $2,200 Vegas>Sara Jay - $1,500 Miami>Shay Foxxx - $1,400 Vegas>Tori West - $1,100 St. Pete's/LAOnly 2 I MIGHT want to pay to bang is Lauren Phillips and Jewels Jade but even then you could just buy 3 no name zoomers for that priceAll my pornfu's from when I was younger are either retired or are glorified streamers now
>>220731491rhodesians slotting floppies in short shorts was a kino aesthetic thougheverbeit
>>220733345reminds me of vidrel, i wonder if casper's wife is also autistic. good for him
>>220734402Did you suck each other's dicks?
>>220734644grim
>>220731441Why would.meeting two random celebrities make it the best day in of your life? You'll say hello and make some small talk at best How is that a best day?>>220731491Bro I get cold approached by ransom women so they can comment on my legs. Dudes do it too but dudes usually know it took some real work to get legs like these while the women just like to gush about my calves
>>220734872>cold approachedLiterally no one is approaching you, you PUA weirdo
>>220732356What did he do with the recording?
>>220734583>'90s convention stories and how bad the Dr. Who actors got at these things.qrd?
>>220734644Wouldn't mind Alexis Golden, Persia Monir, and sara jay.
>>220734872Calves are notoriously one of the hardest muscles to develop. You really have to have good genetics to have good calves. Feels good man.
>>220734749Yes. But only one of us swallowed
I sat next to E.O. Wilson once at Harvard
>>220734644>Karen Fisher - $1,100 Palm Springsthis is a bargain
>>220732266I love Kenny so much!!<3
>>220731752You should have fucked her
>>220735068Nah, she's looks very busted now.
>>220731291Never meet your idols. I met Arnold Schwarzenegger at the Arnold Classic and he was kind of a dick in that popular jock sort of way. Jenna Jameson was also a nagging bitch but I drank a couple vodka and orange juice drinks with Sarah Jay and she was really cool, we talked about The Dark Knight and she bought the drinks.
>>220732245What was anya like, other than the eyes?
>>220735557She was out of this world;^)
>>220732209>and he said no one will believe you
>>220733715is that you? how long ago was that picture taken?
>>220731376Angela SanAlbano is megahot. my favourite anglo-italian
>>220734913Watch any of her videos and you'll get an ideaHe's obsessed with egging on the guys as they're banging his wife and telling them to fuck his wife and cum in herHe also swears up and down he's not a cuck because of some bullshit reasoning that he's not "pathetic/weak" or something because he was a marine
Has anyone ever met Refn, king of /tv/?
>>220731908yes, looks like my mommy to be specific
you could say that i have, yeah
>>220734919The most famous one is that old rumor from the old con days that the 2nd Doctor died of a heart attack in his hotel room in Atlanta. He either died in bed with a female fan and the organizers covered it up or he over exerted himself the night before with some girls and they found him dead. Nothing is official, but it was a pretty big myth among con goers when I started going to them around 2005 or so. Now conventions suck, but back in those days it wasn't too out of the ordinary to see the famous attendees getting drunk in the nearby convention center area bars and hooking up. And attendees of all types getting wild at the convention hotel after hours was also pretty normal. The other one I read about was Carrie Fisher mentioning in her book how she would flirt and hook up with hot younger guys at these things once she reached old milf mode. I've seen other more recent stories on here but the only one I remember was some high school guy in Florida who was practically being molested by one of the Firefly actresses at an after party but he chickened out and didn't want to go further and went home early.
>>220731291I think I might have no joke seen Joe (or maybe Sal) at the Miami airport in like 2013-2014. I didn't realize that it might have been an impractical joker until later, I knew I thought I recognized him from somewhere tho
>>220735763Why is he crying?
>>220735880A figure based on a minor character from an obscure Japanese 70s children’s mecha tv show used the season 2 design as a reference instead of the season 1 design.
>>220733345>Both friendly. She’s tiny and very cute.I'm an acquaintance of the Van Diens. Casper is indeed a very nice guy. However I promise you that Grace is a spoiled, insufferable pain in the ass.
>>220735880Gear rental house ran out of neon lights.
>>220735880He almost died a couple years ago.
>>220732397I bet NIKKI BLONSKY FROM THE MOVIE HAIRSPRAY was also there!>>220735880There was a theory that clapping makes Refn burst into tears. The audience at Cannes decided to test it. That's why he utters "Fuck you!" before sipping some water to quench his sudden thirst for violence.
>>220735880He’s talking about his near death experience and about how he felt he came back “for everyone’s kids”.
>>220731441POINTY
I met James Rolfe and look dumber than him in the picture of us
>>220735998>Her Private Hell>A hypnotic, unhinged thriller with an original story promising plenty of glamour, sex, and violenceSo that's what he did for the kids?
>>220731291>Have you ever met a celebrity in person?No, but Tom Clancy once replied to a Usenet post of mine.
>>220732323literally me
>>220736105Yeah a lot of people wonder why he’s obsessed with “doing it for the kids” while his movies are extremely violent and his audience was almost exclusively born before 1990.
>>220734644>Diamond Kitty for 2k.>also all the way in vegas while im in the south.Ugh...what a bunch of bullshit.
>>220735803>two equally ugly people>of vastly different agesImpressive.
i saw xochitl at a festival once but she didn't want to talk
>>220735763yes
>>220733323Frank Langella in Masters of the Universe 1987
David Hewlett is a really nice guy, much less autistic than one might expect.The kind of mousey Australian woman that's going to be in Godzilla V King Kong 3 is a psychopath.
>>220731291I met Hornswoggle (WWE midget) while Christmas shopping at Best Buy.
>>220732323I don't go to these cons but if I did I'd probably just go up to some of these people and give them cash for a photo I didn't want just out of sympathy
>>220736973who asked who for the picture?
>>220734204>The Autism Chronicles
>>220731291I have met a lot of them.To be fair I'm a famous A-list actor, so technically I see them all the time at work, but some of them I go out of my way to meet at the Academy Awards and places like that.You'd be surprised how much I enjoy meeting "normal" people instead though, and wish it wasn't so awkward. Some of you people are real trippers though, especially when you get nervous meeting me and asking for autographs, etc. I've actually used interesting people I've met in my work, emulating their mannerisms, speech, and sometimes entire personality for a role. If an actor ever wants to prolong the conversation or seems interested, or is watching you intently, they might just be integrating something about you into their next role. Not even joking.
>>220734644>Nina Dolci - $1,400 Fort LauderdaleCould someone in the know please give me the QRD on Nina DolcI? She seems to be a D-list pornstar at best in terms of popularity and prominence, but there are constant rumors that she's an organized crime figure. In isolation that sound silly, but she was in fact sentenced to over 10 years in prison in 2007.
>>220737983Who are the weirdest industry people you've met?
>>220731441Just the idea of paying to go stand next to someone for a photo like this makes me genuinely queasy and then your reward is to have these photos forever and do nothing with them. What a bizarre phenomenon. What makes people desire it enough to pay hundreds of dollars?
>>220738002The weird thing is, as much as you hear about Hollywood and actors being 'weird', I'm beginning to suspect it's just humanity in general that's 'weird'.As much as I'd agree from what I've seen there are a lot of weirdos in my industry, I think it's just because we're under the microscope. Look at how much weird shit you find out when some other sector of society comes under scrutiny. Like churches, schools, police departments, and even just blue collar neighbourhoods. They've all had their fair share of scandals and the deeper you dig the more, uh... [not unlike Hollywood] for lack of a better term, it gets.I think I noticed this because I'm actually pretty straight-laced and was bracing myself early on going into this industry. Then I started to notice people behind the camera having some of the same problems, and then increasingly distant peripheral organisations, (not everybody I meet or work with is that close to the set, more like normal 9 to 5 jobs).Who strikes you as more 'weird', Sean Penn having relationship drama while spouting some communist nonsense and getting paid thousands of dollars for it, or some quote-unquote "nobody" with TDS literally doing it for free in the "burbs"?I guess I don't know for sure, but that's just my feeling about it.
>>220738231>>220737983You ever prostitute yourself to some older rich women, bro? Do you have to bang the casting directors to get gigs?
>>220731568funny, his legs are actually pretty big looking but the massive shorts counters them so hard
>>220731836this is one of the most weirdly believable posts I've ever seen, if Cruise was into that kinda thing that's exactly how he would respond in my head
>>220731344sup dude, glad to see you still lurking about
Do John Romero and his wife Brenda count as celebrities? I met them when they visited my college in 2014
>>220737983Can you even meet normal people without them recognising you?
>>220733963Miranda is a fucking hottie mchottinson!
>>220738475Maybe 10 years ago. Now she looks permanently bloated
>>220732323Barb! I'll take a photo with you!
>>220732070>>220732099What?! He could be a talented artist.
>>220732323Are these the same people?
>>220731291Anna Acton. A reasonably familiar face from British tv/soap opera but not that famous.
>>220738340Hell yeah! He is a titan of film. Shame he never made his resident evil film.
>>220738577that's george romero or is that the joke you're making? I'm quite autistic
>>220731291i ran into picrel from Vinterbergkinos while trying out leather jackets in Copenhagen. swell guy, got a real kick out of someone outside of Denmark recognizing him.
>>220738508>thanks, that will be $200 plus tip
>>220738287I never got the Harvey Weinstein treatment or anything, but I think people like him know the kind of people who wont respond well before they even try if you understand my meaning. They're looking for easier targets I think, and I'm clearly not, never have been. Just by attitude, if any of these people were somehow unaware of my reputation.But because of the way I look and general physical appeal, I get treated better by people generally, hoping they'll get more personal attention. I'm acutely aware of this, because I've done it too. It's a natural human tendency and nobody's fault to feel that way or fall into that behaviour. I just try to be conscious of it, especially when it comes to treating people who are... less genetically fortunate... worse than normal.It is a hard balancing act though, because I don't want to lead anyone like that on, or make them think I did to take advantage of them or anything. I'm a people-person at heart and always have been, which is why I got into this business in the first place, and why I spend some time here. I genuinely just want to entertain people and for everyone to have a good time.>>220738370Generally speaking, no, but sometimes and it's slowly getting better. Partially because you could debate whether I still qualify as "A-list", and what that exactly means, but also because the landscape is becoming more fractured with some people never having seen my work. I've met people who don't know me, but most often someone else will come along and spoil it by telling them. That kind of recognition level where you don't have to have actually watched anything I'm in to recognise me by osmosis. There has always been a small percentage of people who just don't watch anything I'm in due to their preferred genres though. I get a significant amount of 'you look familiar' type reactions when people don't have much time to think about it.
>>220733973kek
>>220738231You're not A-List, Spencer Pratt. Don't lie. I'm still going to vote for you because the other options are much worse, but don't call yourself A-List. And as long as you kill the homeless, you can be mayor forever.
>>220738597Nope, I thought you were talking about zombie, who the fuck is John then?
>>220738820co-founder of Id software, the wolfenstein, doom and quake guys
>>220738831Cool! The guy who collects gas station memorabilia. Still badass.
>>220738795Kek. Guess again, but that's kind of response is why I spend time in this place. The same reason you all do.>besides the fact we're here forever that is, no matter what else we're doingMy A-list status might currently be debatable, but not THAT debateable.
>>220733386I remember reading an article in men’s health or whatever about one of those dudes’ workout routine for the movie. really made me appreciate the effort these guys put in even if they barely get screentime, compared to the big shots that can’t be fucked to put in the work to look the part.
>>220738231I read all of this in MGS2 Snake's monologue voice
>>220735911What did she do to you? kek I'm friends with a guy that was doing a project with her boyfriend years back. I think they lived around Koreatown because I vaguely remember just getting trashed at HMS Bounty afterwards. She seemed polite enough, but I was pretty buzzed so who knows.
>>220731291Looks like Proxy Paige
>>220738906Just showed that to a friend of mine who does voicework and now he's doing it out loud pitch perfect. Wish I could share, it's actually funny as shit.
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>>220738866Were you a child actor?
>>220733963he said on theos pod he wants to kill someone, thats why he gets all the chicks lmao
>>220731471you fangirling fags are so gay. you should have told her to jump in a time machine and press the backwards button so she looks hot again, then do a 360 and walk away.
>>220731568he looks like a man who would exercise his 2nd amendment for fun. ive never seen a shitty sandler movie.
>>220731748is this that south african actor cooking a brai with a sword lmao
>>220738315google "cruising, gay slang" and itll all make sense
>>220732290German Dale Cooper
>>220739038No, not really. I did get some experience here and there with small time local stuff, and later used that on my resume to get to the next rung, but didn't really get serious about this kind of career until much later.For some people it's almost like it chooses you even if you're kinda trying to avoid it. I guess it's like being a tall kid in school and trying to dodge being recruited by the basketball coach. No matter what else I'd try to do, people would always wind up shoving me centre stage and pointing cameras at me. I didn't mind. I like entertaining people like I said, always came naturally, so it was easy and ultimately the path of least resistance for me. There was nothing else that I had a particular long-term burning desire for, so I figured fuck it, might as well go with something I already rolled the stats for.Though I think not pursuing it right out of the crib or having a psycho "theatre Mom" gave me a chance to get a solid grounding and broader basic experience with people and other activities I could apply to it later, so it all worked out pretty well by my own estimation.I've always been perplexed by people who become paraplegics or something and then suddenly decide they want to get into mountain climbing or some shit like that. That's either just happening to have the most unfortunate mismatch in ability vs ambition, or you're just trying to make life hard for yourself on purpose.
>>220731291You see them all the time in NYC, especially in certain neighborhoods just walking around, people didn't really bother them.Lets see... I saw Gabriel Byrne (very short) who was doing some Off Broadway thing walking down the street near Washington Square Park, I saw Matt Dillon and Drew Barrymore in around the SoHo, I saw Tony Danza around Central Park, saw Bill Hader coming down the stairs of a subway station (he's tall), and Damian Young (character actor) sitting on a corner subway seat reading something. I saw others but I don't remember who they were exactly.
>>220734644Lauren Phillips is worth it. Had her for 1.5k a while back and she was awesome, ate ass like a champ.
Went to a horror convention back in 2013 and met a few. My friend was paying for signatures but I was just standing next to him as if I was his caretaker or big brother lol. Carrie Henn (Newt) - totally chill and likes the extra cash from the Alien fansHeather Langenkamp and Amanda Wyss (Elm St) - friendly and total babes to this dayLance Henriksen - this was right around the time that Mass Effect 3 launched and he was talking shit about Bioware and how they had called the cast back to redo some lines after the bad reception to the ending. He was talking so much shit it was hilarious.Linda Hamilton - I shook her hand and then she said something like "the pleasure is mine" and pecked a little kiss on my hand. Michael Bien was there too and he kinda rolled his eyes and gave me that look like "she's messing with you, don't fall for it" lol
saw her in line at a theme park. I tried to follow her and hoped for an opportunity to say Hello, but after the ride I could not find her again.Also, don't tell her, she'd have nightmares.
>>220731441Dafne had erect nipples for this Chad!I fucking hate my life
>>220739585After awhile of meeting fans you must get comfortable and into the flow of things. That Linda Hamilton tidbit is something I wouldn't dare to try.
>>220735348I don't know why you expected anything else from arnold
>>220732323literally "I was in stranger things, you know?"
>>220731291I've fucked some pornstars
>>220731491Because I'm not so insecure that I constantly need to dress to impress strangers. If it's really hot out and I'm not in a formal setting, I'm going to wear something comfortable like shorts
I'm gonna come out and say it: Men who wear shorts have lost control over their life. Get some self respect.
>>220731376Lena Funham?
>>220731291No but I have met lots of common people
>>220731441Dafne keen gets big support here.
>>220732266Im not sure I remember anything i saw her in. Shes one of those actors. *shrug*Very pretty, just dont know who she is.
>>220731291Yeah, Richard Dreyfuss in 2001. Awesome guy. Was patient enough to hear me ramble like an autistic 12 year old about how much I loved Jaws and Close Encounters.
>19yo>looks 35
>>220739818>I'm gonna come out and say it: Men who wear shorts have lost control over their life. Get some self respect.Honestly, yesIt's not a good look once you leave your early 20s
>>220732323>Lonely Barb
>>220733323Bro, Street Fighter with Raul Julia.
>>220731291that lil nigga got a huge head.
>>220732943Probably Dan Aykroyd. He smelled of single malt whisky and sandalwood. Very elegant. I still think of him regularly. He has very large hands and a magnetic personality. Warwick Davis smelled of pee. He was the opposite of Dan.
>>220739774Do tell.
>>220740885damn, I would have expected Rebecca Ferguson on top of that list
>>220734321Taller than I expected, think she must have had heels on because Google claims she’s 5’8. Didn’t talk long but seemed nice. Smelled really great and fancy
>>220735557Seemed alright. Lot of really bad autograph dealers pushing me and screaming at her so a brief interaction. But she was polite to me and seemed nice. Got a quick picture with her and stared at her bum as she got taken away
>>220735911Really? She hid it well that day.Casper seemed pleasant. Very snappy dresser also
>>220741254depressing ass
>>220741312you expect anything else from a woman who refuses to eat
>>220740885>>220740932I don’t think anyone has ever larped as me before. Winstead smelled best. Ferguson up there though
>>220741312>>220741331I do wish I’d met her before the skinnification happened but she still looked good in person
>>220733323Michael Shannon in Premium Rush
>>220731291Emma Roberts gave me an autograph plus a hug. She was very nice. I was 35 at the time.
>>220741915Isn’t she batshit crazy? I think she has domestic abuse charges from when she attacked and tried to kill her ex
>>220741915did she smell like cigarettes?
>>220741915I hope you didn’t insult the movie you saw her in then autistically argue when people pointed out that it was a rude thing to do
>>220741915Was it an event? If so what event?
>>220734402imagine being in kissing distance
I was at Bohemian Grove once in '88 (Aviary camp, with the other performer grunts), and Henry Kissinger was standing behind me in line for lunch (yes, it's cafeteria-style). He gave me some of the best advice I've ever gotten:"Try the fish."I did. It was phenomenal.
>>220738866Bill Shatner
