Would Ahsoka have improved the new Star Wars movie?
>>220732447only if she showed her tits
>>220732588she did, in Alexander.
The only way Mando could have been saved is if it was made right after Season 1 before they went retarded with dragging in the cartoon characters.
Whenever Ahsoka's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Ahsoka?"
>>220732447She should have fucked the hot hutt. 2 hours of slow motion slug on slughead porn while mando and grogu watch from the cuckpit of their gay spaceship.
>>220732447No but Cara Dune would have.
>>220732447The old EU and games made the Star Wars galaxy seem vast like...a galaxy.Disney Wars makes it seem like they all live in Hell's Kitchen, New York
>>220732822It got reduced to a saturday morning cartoon show.Every planet looks the same, every street looks the same, every city looks the same, every glup shito looks the same. There's a pool of limited characters that keep bumbling around into each other having the same stock conversations.People in charge can show us any number of new alien planets and invent any kind of alien and all we see is the same stale shit over and over.
>>220732864>In the Star Wars universe, there are over 20 million known sentient speciesI understand it's a big galaxy, but at some point, how many planets have life on them, all of them?
>>220732864Ah yes, the vast EU.Where after Luke, there is about 3/4 different Skywalker main characters.It's always felt like the same neighborhood.
>>220732447I'm glad he said this because Favreau seems like a good guy who is being pushed around by this behind the scenes nuStar Wars mob, I feel like he would want to do right by the universe and he's surrounded with "OMG WHAT IF WE HAD LIZZO AND JACK BLACK!"
>>220732864too many of those names sound like Italian insults
There should have been a scene in which Ahsoka pisses on Grogu's face. It would have tied the movie together.
>>220732588>>220732666Rosario is fucking disgusting. Get some taste faggots
If she was 14 and dressed in a mini skirt and tube top, yeah. If she looks like OP's pic, naw. My life is only improved by an absence of old lady Ahsoka. In my mind Ahsoka is eternally a nubile teenager, and as long as I refuse to consume any content where this is not the case, I can maintain this fantasy forever.
why did they turn ahsoka into a boon
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>>220732447God I wish someone higher up would just kill Ahsoka off permanently already. I'm tired of seeing that character in places where she doesn't belong.
>>220733417I shan't be clicking on your webm because I recognize the thumbnail as belonging to a Star Wars product created in the last 10 years, and therefore unworthy of my further attention. Now I am off to browse my Ahsoka rule 34 folder as a palate cleanser to this turd sandwich of a thread.
>>220733417can't they just hire choreographers?
>>220733573That would involve asking a woman to actually train and practice for a fight scene instead of limply slapping and rolling around on the floor, so no.
>>220732447COOL!!!The DAMAGE CONTROL is in full swing already!Dave is trying to throw Favreu under the bus.TOP KEK!No matter what lies they spin after this weekend about whatever their own bullshit "internal projections" or whatever spin they choose, the finger-pointing during opening weeked shows they are in FULL DAMAGE CONTROL MODE!
>>220732447They had a cool character and blew it FUCK boba fat he should have stayed dead
>>220733654I'm sure he was "joking" about firing Jon, but I doubt it. This dude sounds mad with power.
>>220733687Yes, bright boy, he was joking. He's not going to do a HARD blame if he wants any future work. I forget how absolutely LITERAL you autists take everything. You need to learn how to read between the lines.
>>220733687he probably was joking, but i think for a second he may have considered it
>>220732447why would it need improving? dont normies love this trash?
>>220733672I don't know where they go from here... I guess just keep recycling the same old shit here's Ashoka season 2 now with even more cameos and Andor season 3 with even more hamfisted liberal undertonesand that ryan gosling movie I guess but I mean obi wan bombed, boba fett bombed, mando is pretty much dead and public opinion on pedo pascal has soured, skeleton crew bombed, not much else you can do
>>220732822The amount of EU is downright crazy. I can't think of any franchise with close to as much EU as Star Wars, can someone else?>inb4 something about religion
>>220733868Idk star trek? Are their books taken seriously?
Andor just keeps winning. Filoni's out here making Kathleen Kennedy look like Hitchcock.
>>220732447Cartoon Ahsoka? Yes.Live action grumpy and soulless Ahsoka? No.>>220733672Don't they have him in cryo or something? But, yeah, damn shame to waste Raylan Givens like that.
>>220734007looks like filoni baloney is on par with classic eu in that image
>>220732773>2 hours of slow motion slug on slughead pornOH HO HOOOOHHAH HAHHH HAHHHHHH
>>220732864You can thank Yidsney for that.
>>220732864>OtteganWtf that's literally an Ithorian, what is Disney smoking?
>>220734135No no Hammerhead is beloved of the original fans who are all evil white males, so Disney changed him. See? This is the NEW Hammerhead who is pansexual and nonbinary. All better now.
>>220732447I wouldn't watch anything with that garbage ass fan fiction character in it.
>>220732588this but unironically. the new disney starwars is too asexual desu
>>220734126the glup between simon pegg and the blue hair is an ot ayy, but he's only in one scene in rotj
>>220732447Would Glup Shitto have improved it?
>>220734086Is that Bigger Luuke?
>>220733868Lord of the Rings if you consider anything not present in the games/movies EU.
>>220732719You mean right after Season 2 and before Book of Boba Fett. And it would've had to be an actual film story, not the plot of 5 episodes strung together. It's obvious from this film that they didn't even retool the scripts for the format
>>220733417I hate how Filoni just makes everything about the Force some kind of magic. Like, sure, a weird outlier cult like the Nightsisters can view it as magic spells and shit. But why is it in everything now?
>>22073386840k has more books than Star Wars EU at this point, though a huge chunk of them take place in 3 time periods only: The Horus Heresy, the End Times, and the Era Indomitus.Star Trek has had loads of comics and novels, probably more than the Star Wars EU. But those are generally considered non-canon.Lovecraft/Cthulhu mythos is pretty broad and is probably the best pre-Star Wars comparison. D&D has a huge number of books that are all canon but most people haven't read them all. Dragonlance was probably the single greatest success too, basically the Skywalker Saga for that franchise. If we look at videogames then the closest comparison would be something like Sonic the Hedgehog, which had a very long-running comic series that kept the franchise going between games, more games than Star Wars has movies, and its own Saturday morning cartoons. In film, I guess the closest comparison is Marvel and DC just because they started as sprawling, bloated comic book universes first.
>>220732822That's definitely one of many, many aspects the EU did a lot better.
>>220732588I have seen her pussy
Sure, another girl boss standing with her arms crossed looking stern...they save every movie
>>220733426That chance is long gone. George Lucas ended her story gracefully in TCW. And then right after the Disney takeover, Filoni brought her back immediately. Now that he has no one telling him no, she will be in everything forever.
>>220733654>>220733687>>220733820Knowing Filoni and people like him, he was "joking" but deep down meant it.
>>220734496On the other hand, we have him to thank for Maul: Shadow Lord
>>220732447This pic tells me everything I need to know about Filatio:>Fuck story. Fuck plot. Fuck character arcs. >Plug in as many recognizable characters as you can. The sheer lack of imagination is staggering to behold.
>>220734523You mean bringing Maul back from the dead unnecessarily which forever invalidated the concept of death for the entire franchise and obliterated every ounce of stakes or storytelling potential it ever had? Yeah. Great. It's shit and adds nothing.
>>220734086That’s not really a fair comparison. The original cast of characters was brought together by the story. Filoni’s shit is random characters from random stories smashed together like a kid playing with action figures.
>>220734007>>220734086Andor is dogshit and pure cancer. Not Star Wars. Just TDS propaganda.
>>220732447women ruined star wars.
>>220734645As an American patriot, I will my mind to see past the TDS stuff, and see it more like American revolutionaries fighting that literal warmonger fucking faggot king of England. Also Tony Gilroy is a pretty good writer in my opinion. I really liked Michael Clayton. Also, I am sane and therefore can see that the Emperor and Trump have nothing in common and just genuinely don't think that's what the show was going for. I've hated the Empire since the mid 90s when I first saw Star Wars on the big screen. The left always calls everyone a fascist, but the reality that I choose to live in is that Palpatine is a collectivist dehumanizing piece of shit socialist, and the rebellion is about individualism vs collectivism, and therefore I just don't connect Andor to Trump. This is my free choice. I don't even care what producers have said, if anything. Andor was tense, dramatic, and it had the correct look for the Star Wars universe. The funniest part about Andor though was watching season 2 and checking the Andor general threads and seeing lots of anons who thought that Cyril and Dedra were good people and would get a happy ending. That was funny as hell. They were imperial slime, God I wish I could've seen the reactions of those anons when Cyril got rekt and Dedra got sent to jail. They must've been so confused. Fuck the Empire. Long live Trump.
>>220732447No. But I was expecting her to be in it. I was genuinely shocked there was no sequel bait or post credits scene.
>>220734212The next one is a story about a man protecting a little girl right? Should have made it a teenage girl instead and then dressed her in a revealing outfit
>>220734427>Star Trek has had loads of comics and novels, probably more than the Star Wars EU. But those are generally considered non-canon.
>>220732447>hagsokano that would be god awful
>>220734279No. He only looks taller than Han in that poster because of where he was placed.Bigger Luke sightings must be aware of perspective lest they find a false positive.
>>220733417>The moment where they roll together
>>220735236Keeek
>>220733417the beauty of tiny led screen stages
>>220733122Tales, Kotor, CW Multimedia, the X-Wing novels - there was shitloads of EU content that had nothing or next to nothing to do with the Skywalkers you disingenuous fag.
>>220732447Not even if the female actor showing her boobs would make me want to do anythin with star wars again. I'm being very honest here.
>>220732447Mando is a stoic lead with no charismaAshoka is a stoic lead with no charismaBoba Fett is a stoic lead with no charismaThe fucking green puppet that doesn't speak has more charisma than these 3 "heroes" combined
>>220733417that's what you get for complaining about "sword dancing" in prequels
No Mando needed to be over at s2 once he was even to luke.>>220732588this might improve it
>>220732822The old Lucus movies were genius at this too, he could she some random interaction and you felt that area had an entire backstory with it.
>>220733672This dude looked like such a goober wearing some younger brother's cosplay outfit.What the fuck were they even thinking.
>>220732748jej
>>220732447and she was a good friend
Kenobi was pretty good
>>220733417It was funny seeing how well Hayden fought in comparison to everyone else.
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>>220737745We'll never get something approaching this ever again.
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>>220737745>>220737769
>>220737745This duel should have been awesome, but it has a lot of garbage. This scene is cool. But everything dealing with them swinging like Tarzan or the ending really hurt it. I'd also have liked to see more use of force powers especially from Anakin. It would have helped sell his OP power that Sidious was raving about.
>>220732447If we can only get another Gulp Shitto in this movie. Gulp Shitto is the key to all this.
>>220737745>>220737769>>220737811>>220737842>>220737856i love how this fight is>oh, he really is darth vader nowit's so good.
>>220732447Wasn't Ashoka some indian emperor or something?
>>220734751>Fuck the Empire.>Long live Trump.
>>220737875The plinkett reviews were really bang on about the prequel lightsaber duels. Really is just a load of pointless saber twirling you never get any impression that it's actually two guys trying to kill each other.Too much of what sucks about the prequels and new SW is style over substance. The OG trilogy had style as a byproduct of substance, at least the first two films.
>>220734427>40k has more books than Star Wars EU at this point, though a huge chunk of them take place in 3 time periods only: The Horus Heresy, the End Times, and the Era Indomitus.and every single one of them is bad
>>220733417Night sisters will never not be one of the absolute fucking gayest things added to the lore and this fucking faggot pushes them into the spotlight so fucking hard and so often. Like Inquisitors but even worse.
>>220732864>reduced to
>>220733417Those goddamn pauses before every hit and block. Christs sake, just go back to having a cut before every strike to create the illusion of speed and intention to kill if you are not gonna have the actors practice the choreography more than a few times on the day before you start rolling cameras.
>>220738588nightsisters are cool in TCW, fallen order, dark disciple etcfiloni nightsisters are lame, especially when one of his characters clearly isn't a nightsister so they retcon her to be one, creating a contradiction
>>220732447Disney bankrupcy is only way
>>220732447Anyone have that Andor meme that had Ahsoka in it's later seasons? This faggot is OBSESSED with her and it's fucking creepy at this point.
>>220733417Karen's fighting over mask policy at walmart
>>220733868I don't think any franchise can compare because Star Wars had not only a ton of books and comics but video games as well and it was all one continuity. Considering how huge it is they did a pretty good job at keeping it consistent, better than Disney's doing now with a smaller and safer version of the universe.
>>220737745So many great battles there in the original Battlefront 2
Maybe if they’d included Ariana Greenblatt as young Ahsoka and she got naked
>>220733417The Return Of The Slop?>>220733573Oy vey!
>>220733358Kys
>>220739973all those bf1/bf2 levels are great in VR
>>220733672Supposedly, he was going to take over as lead for the Rangers of the New Republic show after they fired Carrano, but in the end they just cancelled that show.
>>220732666I think she's shown tits a bunch of times
