What starts playing?
WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE GARDEN
>>220733714>woke up this morning doo pa deedoo
Real Sex
>>220733714Entourage intro
Sopranos for sure
flip the channel to cinemax to watch softcore porn while the intro plays
>>220733714DUM DUM DUMDUNNN DUN DUN DA NA DANA DANANA NA NA NA*WEEEEEP* *BOMP*
>>220733714>What starts playing?Some really awful song.HBO put out some of the best shows ever made, but more often than not, their opening credits music is terrible.
>>220733714Crub
>>220733714https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zls2YQDGIqY
>>220733714the walrus lost
>>220733714Boardwalk Empire currently. Never seen it, currently enjoying it.
>>220733714curb your enthusiasm
>>220733714Porn, with hidden genitals.
>>220734133prepare for disappointment
>>220733714WHEN YOU CAME IN THE AIR WENT OUT
I really enjoyed Sharp Objects.Now I'm watching Lost Paradise for the first time. Can you recommend me more documentaries kinos?
>>220733714In my head, it's a 50/50 chance of either The Sopranos or Six Feet Under.
From the busty masonA looming shallow groveHidden in the ranch is her poisoned creole soul
>>220733964Sex and the City?
>>220733714FROM THE DUSTY MESA
the ultimate pleb filter
>>220733714Aw great, fag shit.
Generation Kill
>>220734901
>>220733714True Blood intro is seared into my head
>>220733714Curb is what I watched the most.Spawn is what I saw firstLeftovers is what I enjoyed the mostKills me how low quality their top show of white lotus is now.
>>220733761This. It would be this>>220733725except The Wire always had cold opens so the theme didn't kick in right away.
>>220735379Normally when anons have this answer to this thread, they post something like>unintelligible mumbled military jargon
>>220733714BUMBUMBUMBLUUREEUGHGWOKE UP THIS MORNIN'
>>220735453Great intro, too bad the show wasn't as good. Sad! Many such cases.
*ting*
>Lord, there goooesss Johnny Appleseeeed
>>220735524sounds screwby
>>220735784Hook me up with some of that suweeet November Juliette, Corporal Anon.
>>220733761This.
https://youtu.be/zls2YQDGIqY?si=hNJ8wcRAFbioEgK4t. Oldfag born in 1980
>>220735924What a fucking production team.
>>220733714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7w49aAaweA
>>220733964>>220734034this>>220736118*HUUUUEGHHH* *clangy bassy jungle beat plays* *fruity trumpet riff*
>>220733725this
>>220733725fpbp
>>220733725Fuck. Time for my yearly rewatch.
>>220736118kino
>>220736351That show makes drinking look way more fun and cool than it is. I always increase my alcohol consumption when I'm on a rewatch
>>220736361Yeah. I'll be drinking Jameson tonight.
>>220736361>>22073641514 shots, anons. one for every dead girl in that can.
>>220736415>>220736477Why is getting druk with coworkers so kino?
>>220734133Rewatching it now. Impressions so far:S1-2 aren’t as good as I remembered, S2 in particular is actually kinda badS3 isn’t nearly as bad as I remembered (but Gyp is still a shitty cartoon character)S4 is just as bad as I remembered
>>220736718>and you! you smug kike midget, creeping around like a dentist with the etherGyp had his moments.
>>220736771>show says "kike" one (1) time>spends the rest time making jews look badass and awesome
>>220733714Gaynigger faggot sex simulator.
>>220736793They killed my boy Rothstein off in parentheses. I can't think of a less distinguished fate.
>>220736718>S4I forgot just how much screentime the fucking soap opera between Narcisse (real clever naming, bravo) and Chalky and that singer took up. Absolutely fucking awful
>>220733714Either George Carlin standup, or Curb Your Enthusiasm
>>220736851He was the main sigma villain until an abrupt departure because of contractual issues. And there are several more tough badass jews in the show
>The war was lost, the treaty signed
the sopranos, because I'm a lonely and generic retard
>>220736477>>220736516Why is Bodie so likeable?
Do bots make these threads from decade old threads, or is it lonely people trying to get (you)s knowing these threads will get a response?
UUH!*gay sex noises with jazz*
>>220733778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86J9BirJj4wkek goated answer. Used to put it on since I thought it was gonna be porn.
>>220733714*Rome theme starts playing*
>>220736922finally some taste
>>220733714Adebisi just shanked another Italian
The Terminal
The Wire dog barks get to me. So glad I live somewhere better now.
Citizen x at 3 in the morning, perfect kino atmosphere. Hate the tom hardy remake.
>>220736241>nobody said Dream Onanon we are so FUCKING OLD
>>220737311Memories. I’d tune in late at night as a kid hoping for something to jack to. Sometimes you’d get a dominatrix episode or a behind the scenes look at the day to day in a Vegas cat house that you could work with, sometimes you’d get a nudist colony of old unfuckables or literal 80 y/o men skiing naked with their tiny wattled cocks flipping up and down. A true dice roll. Red Shoe Diaries usually came through, at least I think that was also on HBO, could be mistaken.
>>220738668zoomies could NEVER
>>220738696>mfw grandpa let me watch this when I was way too young>a character on the show tells someone else to "blow me">think it sounds cool>tell my babysitter to "blow me" at like age 6 during a friendly board game>she looks like I just slapped her>asks if I know what that means>honestly answer no>she never explained itsorry candice
>>220738696Is that Nina from just shoot me?
>>220735707Hell yeah! *high five* Both moms were milfs and the henchman was cool in the invisible man tv show. The italian from the Christopher walker monologue with Dennis hopper.
>>220738779yes, and Chuck from Better Call Saul
>The Wire, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Rome, Carnivale, Entourage and Curb were all syndicated at the same time at some pointWhat happened to television's soul?
>>220733725>>220733761>>220734034>>220735379>>220737390Based
>>220733714"Before the Beginning, after the great war between Heaven and Hell, God created the Earth and gave dominion over it to the crafty ape he called Man. And to each generation was born a Creature of Light and a Creature of Darkness... and great armies clashed by night in the ancient war between good and evil. There was magic then. Nobility. And unimaginable cruelty. And so it was until the day that a false sun exploded over Trinity, and man forever traded away wonder for reason."
>>220736718>Gyp is still a shitty cartoon character>t. Barney Google
IN A DUSTY MASON
>>220733714Carnevale
>>220733714>Drums>Whistling>"HEY EVERYONE, IT'S BOB AND DAVID!"
>>220739190>>220739052>>220735351lotta love in here tonight
>>220739210So I'm noticing. I really can't think of another series whose cancellation embitters me more than Carnivale's, anon.
>>220734022Name fucking two retarded retard
>>220739276>retarded retard
>>220739260Agreed.If you want some weird what-could-have-been there's a whole wiki page about the mythos the creator made about the series.>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mythology_of_Carnivà leI think the creator was too crazy for even HBO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7L2PVdrb_8I don't care about later seasons, but S1-S3 was peak Golden Age of Television era, even if i still preferred the books.
>>220739290>there's a whole wiki page about the mythos the creator made about the series.There surely is. We probably came at it the same way and for the same reasons.
>sappy trumpet music as some ww2 veteran talks about how hard the three months of the war he actually fought in were so heckin hard even though the Germans were spent by 1943 and totally outmanned and out produced and how proud he is that he was able to destroy Europeans so Jews could flood the west with jeets
>>220739309Couldn't disagree more with this. The old guys who fetch up to talk in these shows are fucking marvelous.
>>220738918Way younger, didnt notice him. The black was in something else, sliders?
>>220739260well said. deadwood and rome hurt but carnivale was one of the most interesting series ever made and it's a genuine shame that they canned it.>mfw thinking about cancelled kino
>>220735707thisthis is the good stuff
>>220739492>thousands of dead fish float to the surface
>>220739209based
>>220739209This is the one
>>220733725WRONG. There are cold opening in almost every episode. Fake fan. Get the fuck out.
When did HBO lose its soul?
>>220738958Game of Thrones happened
pure kino
>>220733725Based.
>>220739209I DONT COME TO WHERE YOU WORK AND SLAP THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Band of Brothers, since I just rewatched it all last week
has to be curb your enthusiasm because it was one of their longest running shows too. I've also re-watched it countless times so it's definitely stuck in my head when I hear that noise more than any other show.
>>220733714>What is the cost of lies?
>>220737390TRVE PATRICIAN TASTE
>>220733714
>>220733714For some reason it's always Flight of The Conchords
>>220733714The doooooooooooooooooooooor....
>>220735924That show had some of the first titties I ever saw.
*Fiddle noises*NOW YOURE LOOKIN AT A MAN THATS GETTIN KIND OF MAD.
>>220733714>What starts playing?*muted guitars and violins*
>>220733714Probably some subversive gay porn
>>220739739The sentiment anon wanted to put in the readers head was that of the show 'The Wire' he succed by writing but a short sentence of the intro song, a feat that shows he's an above average human in regards to IQ, while you by writting that reply come across as the guy from that katana unboxing video ("it's tape!"), uncapable of understanding basic human nuance.
>>220743342Dexter and The Severance going at it.
>>220733725
>>220733714Does HBO have a dedicated team for making intros? If you were to make a top 10 list they would take up 9 of the slots; it's insane.>Sopranos>Six Feet Under>True Blood>True DetectiveAnd those a just the standouts.>Succession>The Wire>Band of Brothers/The Pacific>Treme (fuck the show, though. David Simon you fucking hack)Crazy good as well.
>>220733725For me? Its the S4 version.
>>220743709lol, I liked treme
>>220733714Spawn or Spicy City.
>>220737211He has a weirdly strong, almost autistic code of loyalty and honor. Yet he is also a shithead criminal that sells drugs and kills people.
>esoteric acoustic guitar music starts playinghttps://youtu.be/bbNfEcYFkm0?si=0muxeDH3_pED7jmW
>>220733714Tales From The Crypt. I'm so horny for that show!
>>220739209Every couple of years I have to rewatch all of Mr. Show. It holds up so well.
>>220741729No flipping!
https://youtu.be/xvWprllP_c0
>>220744182I should rewatch this.
What's the best opening? For me it's between Sopranos and Trve Detective