Shit you see in movies that NEVER fucking happens in real life.>People eating cookies with milkNo one does this.
you must not have any aunts that love you
I do. It's Christian, trad, conservative, heterosexual, and masculine to do so.
>>220734958Y’all ever try dipping graham crackers in milk? I’ll dunk a whole sleeve in milk, count to ten, and shove the whole brick of sweet mushy creamy melt in your mouth graham crackers down my fat pig throat. It’s mana from the heavens
I'm literally doing it right now
>>220734958Third world Indian/Indonesian/Nigerian spotted. All white American children that werent sexually abused did this.
>>220735121that doesn't surprise me
>>220735087you are fucked up
>>220734958
>>220734958i fucking gorge myself on cookies dipped in milk. like, if i have oreos in the house, i will eat a whole two rows of them and shit black paste like a newborn.now i am getting cookies tomorrow. probably need milk too.
I used to eat cookie dough raw. I mean like, the entire batch of it. Now I add this radical new step. I cook them in the oven and eat them when they are hot. I'm 44 years old.
>>220735152You should fucking try it. You should genuinely fucking try it because it’s that delicious and I want everyone to experience it. Imagine that huh? Imagine that world
>>220734958there was a period of my life where the sole reason I bought milk was to use it as cookie dip
>>220735158/thread>>220735195>>220735197Gimmie a box of girl scout trefoil cookies dipped in milk.Raw cookie dough is the shit.Rock on, good taste having niggers.
>>220735087it's manna, two Ns
>>220734958I purposely buy the cheaper, harder cookies from Aldi because they're great to dunk in milk.
>>220735509Shut the fuck up jew
>>220735545mana is a polynesian word so it's not like it's white either
>>220734958Little Monsters has a dunking scene
>>220735121Drop them britches, it's time to break your buckhole wide open!
>>220735563Are you a smart feller or a fart smeller
>>220734958I have cookies and milk once or twice a month, I crush the cookies in a glass then pour milk in and eat it with a spoon.
>>220734958White, Aryan men do this
cookies and cake do taste good with milk, but only warm milk, which would be served from a cup, not a glass and have foam on top from being heat-up
>>220735704Who cares about white minorities?
>>220734958These are all bullshit.-sitting upright really fast after you have a nightmare-lighting a cigarette, taking one drag, and then throwing it on the ground-getting wet from the rain and immediately catching the influenza virus for some reason and sneezing and burning up with a fever-making a phone call and hanging up without ending the conversation properly and/or saying goodbyethese ones are related:-a) someone getting stabbed and not screaming, just making a surprised face like "oh i can't believe you stabbed me"-b) someone getting stabbed in the stomach and continuing to stand upright and walk around>>220735687fuck off
>>220735793we're the only ones who can drink milk without shitting ourselves.
>>220734958>No one does this.I'm 41 years old and I always have a glass of milk with cookies. I'll settle for tea or coffee if I'm out at a cafe with people or soemthing but at home always milk. It's such a perfect combo.
>>220736137Yeah sure, they're a good combo. But you don't dip the cookie in milk and eat it soggy. That's just insane.
>>220734958Bait or just an incredibly sad life
>>220734958>load up episode of a show>pour tall, wide glass of milk>open bag of Chips Ahoy>hit play and start dunkingThe way that cool milk hits, the savory chocolate, the way the entire cookie seems to melt in your mouth. Absolutely exquisite. I pity niggas that don't know this joy
>>220736166Yeah, I'm not a dunker with cookies and milk but I will dunk some cookies in coffee or tea.
I asked my mom for warm milk before bed once and she gave it to me and it was gross and all I could think was "why would anyone want this"
>>220736052Nice list, but one thing films will never get it right, waking up in the morning, they wake up so fresh and we can never see the sleepiness in their eyesRegarding stabbing: as long the knife misses vital organs in the stomach, then it's not absolutely critical, you have a 15 minute window to stop the bleed before fainting and the body reroutes the blood to other critical parts even if you don't try to arrest the bleed
>>220734958>manager fires an employee right there and thenBullshit. There's always a process in termination.
>>220734958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IdzM1kmP_A
>>220734958If I hadn’t broken my childhood addiction to dunkin’ sticks dipped in milk, I’m convinced I’d today weigh somewhere around 800 lbs.
Some cookies really benefit from mik. Graham crackers come to mind. A chocolate chip cookie? That's a stand-alone cookie. It doesn't need anything. >Graham crackers aren't cookiesThey're within the cookie family. Kinda. It's the wife's son to a cookie
>>220734958Nicka I just did this with oreos 30 minutes ago
>>220736052https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx52kCxzllc
>>220734958The only reason I ever did that as a kid is because movies and TV said it was a thing. It's not even good. The cookie gets soft but that already happens when I sip the milk after biting the cookie. What's the point? I actually like the bite of the cookie, why should I make it soggy? Just makes you look retarded with cookie bits in your glass of milk. This is probably something Hollywood Jews invented and put in every 80s-90s movie and show as a humiliation ritual.
>>220734958It's common as fuck here and I'm not even murican
>>220736407>>Graham crackers aren't cookieslol I can see you've gotten into arguments about this before. But rest assured, graham crackers a type of cookie. Whoever made you insecure about this before was an ESL
>>220736052>-sitting upright really fast after you have a nightmarei've done this>-lighting a cigarette, taking one drag, and then throwing it on the groundi've done this>-getting wet from the rain and immediately catching the influenza virus for some reason and sneezing and burning up with a feveri've done this>-making a phone call and hanging up without ending the conversation properly and/or saying goodbyei haven't done this>these ones are related:>-a) someone getting stabbed and not screaming, just making a surprised face like "oh i can't believe you stabbed me">-b) someone getting stabbed in the stomach and continuing to stand upright and walk aroundsnuff videos have made it very clear that this happens a lot. you've never seen a nigger get shot or stabbed or set on fire and still keep walking around in shock not realizing he's dying? it's more common than you think
>>220736312Nah I’ve seen this firsthand
>>220736232>also, we're brown and live in the ganges river
>>220736441pretty much this, though I did delight somewhat in drinking whatever cookie sludge remained when it was the milk's time to go. but otherwise I mimicked it solely because it was on TV, like something Santa Clause allegedly did
bro and i as kids used to get these little packets of hostess mini chocolate donuts and dunk em in milk, shit was so goodwould probably be awful now tho, everything's been replaced with corn syrup and onions lecathin and preservatives
>go to an american store>theres an attractive person
>>220736186Now try baking your own. Soft and warm, Anon. Heaven on earth.
>>220736786>Soft and warm, Anon. Heaven on earth.You know that's how you're supposed to talk about pussy, not baking, right?
>>220736707https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxCUHjx7U7Y
>>220734958I do this.
>>220736811kino
>>220734958I do this but with coffee. Shit's neat
>>220736506Those aren’t snuff videos. The only known snuff video is that guy getting beheaded
>>220736846trvkeplain donuts + black coffee is just a god tier combination. the coffee seeps into the donut obviously, but the mild sweetness of the donut enhances the coffee too without need to dump outright sugar into it
>>220736052>lighting a cigarette, taking one drag, and then throwing it on the groundthats from an era when cigarettes were cheaper than dirt
>people hang up the phone without saying bye
>>220736875>t. mush mouth 80 year old delighting in sucking up nutrientsReally fucking gross post anon.
>>220736941>reeee nutrients>t. zoomer can't even make himself a sandwich and will die of starvationkekit's really funny knowing i'm going to outlive the younger generation
>>220734958>Two cookies amount to about 150 calories>A glass of milk is 150 calories>commercials will always have someone with just a plate of one, or two cookies, and a glass of milkThe amount of cookie commercials I've seen where someone is sitting at a dining table, with a plate, and cookies that'd take two minutes to fucking eat.
>>220735087I eat whole bowls of them like cereal.>>220734958I do it.Thin Oreos are the best for it.
>>220736645if you like warm milk you're mentally retardedcold milk is deliciouswarm milk is just bad, there is no other descriptor
>>220737026hello saar
>>220737033I am whiter than you could ever hope to be amerimutt
>>220737048saaaar do not redeem!!
>>220734958>>220735028>>220735039Cookies aren't real stop fucking lying to me.
>>220736052>These are all bullshit.>-sitting upright really fast after you have a nightmare>-lighting a cigarette, taking one drag, and then throwing it on the ground>-getting wet from the rain and immediately catching the influenza virus for some reason and sneezing and burning up with a fever>-making a phone call and hanging up without ending the conversation properly and/or saying goodbye>these ones are related:>-a) someone getting stabbed and not screaming, just making a surprised face like "oh i can't believe you stabbed me">-b) someone getting stabbed in the stomach and continuing to stand upright and walk aroundI literally do all of these things
>>220736052>-making a phone call and hanging up without ending the conversation properly and/or saying goodbyeI actually do this. Also you're a betamale manlet if it takes you more than one drag to finish a cigarette.
>>220736232Then it's nothing but baby formula for you ever since.
>>220736401i havent seen these in forever, do they even still make these?
>>220736052>sitting upright really fast after you have a nightmareI do this all the time. Sometimes I’m still fighting my dream-monsters for a second or so before I become fully awake.
>>220737128IS THIS REAL?
OP doesn't drink milk, he drinks cow piss.
>>220737181Oh absolutely. Maybe not Hostess brand, but I willpower myself past them in the grocery store on a regular basis.
>>220735195You want to take it to the next level? Make oversized cookies and pull them out when they are just slightly undercooked. Then scoop your preferred vanilla ice cream over the top of them while still hot. I prefer Breyers vanilla. Home made pizookies are fucking amazing.
>>220737128haha hoiw he get gun? i gotta show this to barb..
>>220736804Such a statement can be used to describe multiple things.For me, it's a fat bitch's big tits and belly.
>>220737750scrogald trawmpf gave it to him because he thinks peopel are trying to eat him
>interact with a Muslim>They're peaceful
>>220735039There's nothing masculine about eating sweets. Those are for women and children. Men eat for essential calories and nutrients, not oral pleasure.
>>220734958OP is from a lactose intolerant brownoid country
>>220734958I did, but now on diet
browns have something against milk, i think they're lactose intolerant. but yeah whole milk is delicious, i've had a glass every day of my life since i was a kid. switched to raw recently too, its yummy.
>>220735185>i will eat a whole two rows of themYou probably shouldn't do that.
>>220737128fucking cunt, let the guy have his fun
>>220734958Milk is absolutely disgusting and I don’t understand why certain people drink it. Animals do not drink milk after infancy so why do humans do it? And its doubly weird that we are the only species to drink another mammals milk in infancy or adulthood! The fact that it causes diarrhea when you drink it should be your first sign that you shouldn't consume it but people do anyways
>>220737128God forbid cats have hobbies
>>220738959brownoid post
>>220738959uh oh
>>220738959>Animals do not drink milk after infancy so why do humans do it?So your guide on what people should and shouldn't do is whether animals do it?
>>220735087In the Bible, the Jews bitch about the manna and long for the meat they would eat in Egypt so you can tell it probably didn't taste great.
>>220738998Cow very holy, saar. Contain many wisdom.
>>220734958I did eat cookies with milk a couple of years ago, usually oreos cookies. Only did thwt because I saw it on television, like during those cookies commercials.
>You will never again be a fat fuck 9 year old dipping an entire box of chips ahoy cookies in a glass of milk, eating them soggy
>>220736312incorrect, you can fire someone right away for a major fuckup. It won't be official until the paperwork is filed but that's a formality
>>220738959>certain peopleelaborate
>>220739160Mayo monkeys
>>220734958>Shit you see in movies that NEVER fucking happens in real life.- A crowd performing "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow".- Gift boxes where the lid is wrapped separately.- A kid putting an apple on the teacher's desk.
>>220739297I’ll add another:- People showing up to your front door and knocking to come over and hang outseriously who the fuck does this? my friends and I just text each other before
Going on le ebin badass monologue to put someone in their place and the crowd going OOOOH, with the guy looking sad or crying. It's the cringiest shit.
>>220738959>The fact that it causes diarrhea when you drink ithello mr brown skin
>>220739324Believe it or not, there was a time when people didn't have cell phones.
>>220739338Gale deserved to be shot in the face
>>220738959Brown hands typed this post
>>220739297I did the apple thing as a kid
>>220735028I thought that said "anus" haha
>guy meets waitress, they talk for maybe 30 seconds then hard cut to them fucking
regular chips ahoy are fucking garbage and you need to dip them in milk
>>220739513>I must see the hour and a half of small talk building to flirtation between the character and the waitress
>>220739497Was it your idea or your parents idea? And how old are you?
Im lactose intolerant and didnt find out till middle school. All through elementary school after eating cereal, just being sick to my stomach with the tyrant teacher savoring her control over me. Fuck you!
>>220739582I became lactose intolerant in my 20s but it just gives me heartburn so I still have the occasional milkshake
>>220735185Same. Milk is to cookies what coke is to alcohol is to cigarettes.
>>220736212I don't really dunk, I put the cookie in my mouth and sip some milk. Kind of stealth way to eat milk and cookies some people think is gross for whatever reason.
>>220734958Plain cookies or chocolate chip ones with milk are great.
>>220734958What do you beaners eat?
>>220739694Im going to caramel you vanilla waifu.
>>220734958I dont dip it in milk but any sweets I eat I always have a glass of milk with it, especially chocolate. One of the only times I ever actually drink milk. OP uses semen as a substitute
>>220739574My idea after seeing it in cartoons, was a nice kid (dunno how I ended up here), millennial
>>220739136says you. i got benjamin buttons disease
For me it's custard creams dunked in a nice hot cup of tea
>>220739809Interesting. I'm millennial also and never once saw someone do it, I always figured to was a throwback from the 50s.
>>220739901I would eat a custard donut as a kid from. The bakery. Dont know their real name.
>>220734958Santa Claus does this every year.
>>220740015Custard creams are a biscuit. You have to be careful though, it's very easy to scoff a full pack with a single cup of tea
>>220738874Are you sure? Because the faggots that always spout this shit off (you) also love an epic STEAK and WHISKEY and CIGAR
>>220736941bro he just dip a donut in coffee why u crying
>>220735563Crazy to think that most fantasy magic systems are based on a kind of misunderstood concept of this word.I always thought it was based on the Biblical manna.
>>220736137then you live an unhealthy life, what else is there to say? do you also brag that you smoke cigarettes even though you know that it's wrong to do so?
>>220740084Nope, mine was a donut without the hole and inserted with yellow cream.
>>220740212
>>220735563ytfolx steal everything. what else is new?
>>220735039based
>>220740212>If you have a glass of milk when you have cookies you must be unhealthy What a spastic you are.
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Cow dung cookies and a cup of cow urine mixed with ghee is the best.
>>220738874>There's nothing masculine about eating sweets. Those are for women and children. Men eat for essential calories and nutrients, not oral pleasure.says the sissy hypno faggot to xirself as it bites its pillow and cries xirself to sleep every night
>>220740463I prefer dirt mixed with cooking oil
>>220738874hey you guys let's beat the shit out of this fucking queer
>>220735087TVKE. As you can see by the replies theres still many manchildren who can't let go of old childish habits like eating cookies and other junkfood, majority of men will never accept the fact that this is harmful to your body and nothing less, eat real food, lift 3-4 times a week, go for walks, your life will be much better. Stop eating all this garbage, guys.
>>220738874>>220740569
>>220740569hey buddy I dont come to your job and slap the cocks out of your mouth
>>220735039Yep. I have milk and cookies with my wife. We're both obviously white Christians.
>>220735087>>220740569sam hyde does this and then has an existential meltdown over it
>>220740569/tv/ really is a board full of people who take great pleasure in letting everyone know how mature they are.
>>220736721There's something really disturbing about an overweight, half breed family of Amerimutts rushing into a nee Buc-Ees, wearing Buc-Ees merchandhise, and cheering, as if this is some great event in their lifetimes. Sure I get liking certain stores and the goods / services they provide, but it's just a glorified gas station and you have clearly already been to one before if you have the shirts. Is your life so empty and vapid that this is a highlight to you, the opportunity to once again purchase and / or consume slop?
>>220740636Clean bathrooms are a miracle on the road. I rode greyhound busses as a kid and it was a godsend to have a good bus stop with treats.
Using a toothbrush without toothpaste
>>220740636black boy you get beat up
>>220734958Pew pew sounds in space>inb4 space is not real
>>220740668Its better than nothing. People use too much toothpaste, too much force that leads to enamel loss and rinsing removes the fluoride that is supposed to protect teeth. Nobody teaches you these easy mistakes.
>>220740776Fluoride is poison and doesn’t help teeth Shlomo, you already know this but repeating it for the one or two underb& newfag lurkers who might actually take what you say seriously. Everyone needs to get a reverse osmosis water filter to remove the fluoride they add to tap water and bottled waters, Brita filters do nothing.
>>220734958>characters opens a tin can of cookies>there are actually cookies inside
>>220741206How do you fight cavities and gingivitis?
>>220734958I eat cookies with milk every christmas. I am calorie conscious so I only do it around the holidays.
>>220741588Lol I keep my makeup in one of those.
>>220734958what kind of third world bullshit is this? that is the only way to eat a cookie. what has the internet become?
>>220741652by sucking cock and eating shit
