I guess Im fucked then
>>220737773I've been fucked for decades and yet here i am. i must be cursed
I figured it out but I'm not telling
>>220737773Large parts of the western world hadn't been tainted during 2004. There were still a sense of normalcy in white western society.
>>220737773you might have figured it out if your parents werent retards and/or the school didnt waste an entire month on black history and 12 years of fucking MATH
>>220737815this but unironically
Child labor laws should be repealed. They were only introduced when it had already become economically possible for children not to help out their families in heavy/dangerous labor, which means 99% of the labor it banned was the easiest, safest work in history. Now a huge proportion of people don't work at all until they're in their 20s, and they're all fucked up in the brain and don't understand life.
>>220737773If you havent decided on your live goals by 18 you're a fucking lazy chud.
>>220737834My school couldn't even tell that I have ADHD. I've been fucked since day 1.t. Recently diagnosed 31 yo who has been unemployed for about 5 years.
>>220737787We're all fucked
>>220737773>dumb off topic xitter screenshot
>idk how to figure out my life waahi never understood this.just go to school, get a degree and start working. it's literally that simple. you get better at your job and you'll get raises or promotions eventually.if you're more of a blue collar type, just go to work and do it well. if you manage to be on time and do what you're asked to you'll eventually be promoted to foreman or shift manager or w/e. because guess what, most other people are fucking bums. it takes just a spec of motivation to outshine everyone else.socialize with people in uni/at work, get invited to housewarmings, birthdays and just random saturdays out. always go. you'll eventually meet someone equally lonely and can wind up together.the reason you're not doing this is 99% because you're lazy and conformist and don't want to put in the tiny amount of energy it needs. instead of facing the reality you wallow in self pity and come up with bullshit like "oh i lost the gene lottery i'm not a 7 foot tall chad so it's all over".get a grip, it's never too late. and it's easy as hell, you can do it.
>>220737932Redpill me on being diagnosed.When i read ADHD stuff i'm like "wow that's me".I'm not taking chemicals to fix it btw.
>>220737982>get a degree and start working.Must not be American. >compete with deis and h1bs going through multi-round interviews for a job that pays maybe $25/hr while (nowadays) being hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt >or go blue collar where you get to destroy your body and work 60+ hours per week with the shittiest people known to God and man just to make shy of 6 figures. not enough to be poor. not enough to ever be rich or even middle class unless you luck out on the lottery/marketsThough I'm sure this post is bait. It's 3am and I can't sleep.
>>220737773You don't ever "figure out" your life, if figuring out life was possible we wouldn't have religions and philosophers and all that jazz
>>220737982Quality post, Anon. I believe there is goodness in your heart. I am genuinely grateful.
>>220737982>get invitedHahaha just get invited bro like how is this so fucking hard just get invited lmao
>>220737982>just socialize it's that easyNot if you're anti-social.
>A Man who doesn`t have a fit, socialite wife, 2 young children, a house, a vacation stay, at least 2 cars, a boat at age 24 can be a bad thing
>be me, 32 living with parents>6 months ago, got laid off from shitty factory job I worked 6 am to 4 pm>had 100k in savings>got 5/10 girlfriend right after >she dumped me for going back to college instead of getting another job>and because her 4/10 friend had a 7/10 bf with his own apartment on main street>now I have an asian girlfriend who I just lie to about having a job>she's megaliberal anyway and said voting for donald trump is a dealbreaker>and I'm a megachud so it can't last anyway>have wanted to text my ex for 5 months now>I can't have kids with a nonwhite woman>I can't afford a home, even a tiny home (which I'm fine with)>all the trailer homes come with a fucking 458 dollar a month HOA fee>getting a math associates degree probably won't do shit but it keeps my parents off my back about wagecucking>I just do my hobbies and fuck my asian gf every couple weeks>really see no fucking point in trying anymore
>>220737898That shits ignored though. AT least by the asians. I always have a 1w year old cash me out at my local Chinese resturaunt.
>>220737948Not off topic. This is a Shaun of the Dead thread.
>>220737801I figured it out, your family is only proud of you if you're wealthy and you're only considered a success who accomplished things if you're rich. Therefore having money = figuring it out, 9 out of 10 women believe this
>>220738258imagine her horror when she finds out someone who voted for the trump man was sticking his willy inside her progressive vagina, negro supporting asians gonna FREAK!
>>220738042ADHD is the most used excused for being a retard that cant grasp complex concepts
It still is.
>>220738042nta but I went undiagnosed until my mid 20sit means all your long term plans fail as your brain flip flops between being unable to focus on one thing and focusing so much on one thing you disregard everything elsemy routine was>postpone everything that needed to be done>find out some niche bullshit I could get my brain hooked onto>absorb everything I could read/ find about niche bullshit over a few months>drop it out of the blue and find a new bullshit niche to spend every waking moment on, often completely unrelated>be conscious this is happening but powerless to stop it>realize it's been 2 years and still haven't started the shit I was meant to do which I postponedInstead of graduating college I ended up spending my 20s learning a bunch of shit about other subjects but not enough regarding a single one to make a living out of itPretty much the biggest constant of my life was having people scream at me because i'm "smart but lazy and wasting my potential" and I didn't even know why or how to stop it for the longest time and I still can't stop even with meds
>>220738258>votes for Trump>gets laid offGot what you voted for award.
>>220737773if your hairline looks like this at 29, you got the get out of jail free card for not fixing your life
>>220737982>bro just get born into a good family that raises you so you have the patience and skills to go to a school that costs money to go to paid by your parents>bro just have the perfect school experience where you learn all the useful social skills and don't get isolated and depressed>bro just start working with no connections, not able to get any well paid job>bro just spend 8 hours + commune time every single day for the rest of your life not having any free time for anything except sleeping and eating>bro just get lucky and have good colleagues who aren't insane and hateful and will be your friends
>>220737982>just go to school, get a degree and start working. it's literally that simple. you get better at your job and you'll get raises or promotions eventually.>>if you're more of a blue collar type, just go to work and do it well. if you manage to be on time and do what you're asked to you'll eventually be promoted to foreman or shift manager or w/e. because guess what, most other people are fucking bums. it takes just a spec of motivation to outshine everyone else.100% true>>socialize with people in uni/at work, get invited to housewarmings, birthdays and just random saturdays out. always go. you'll eventually meet someone equally lonely and can wind up together.>>the reason you're not doing this is 99% because you're lazy and conformist and don't want to put in the tiny amount of energy it needs. instead of facing the reality you wallow in self pity and come up with bullshit like "oh i lost the gene lottery i'm not a 7 foot tall chad so it's all over".100% false
>>220738476he even took a shit on short people great advice.basically dedicate your entire existence to the rat race, attend every meetup and maybe you won't be lonely LOL
>>220737773its why people didn't connect with Worlds End. They were still dossing on friends sofas, playing vidya and spending the day getting drunk and failing at relationshipsWe were all stuck in our Spaced phase and the writers who were normal functioning people had progressed
>>220738280>familyYeah, more or less. But outside of your famiy, I'd say it's mostly just women that see it that way. They're the ones that doubt all your opinions, decisions and abilities, if you're poor; and admire all of that on you, when you're rich. Men are more socioeconomically empathic towards each other, because we base our empathy on our moral values, no matter where we are on the SocEc ladder. For women, the position on the ladder determines, who's right or who's wrong.
>>220738488It's all 100% false>just go to school!!!Not everyone is a rich nepobaby faggot, not everyone has the resources and time to go to school to spend their entire youth wasting it on a degree>just get le heckin' degreeMajority of people with degrees can't get jobs and just work manual labor. You wipe your ass with your faggot degree.>just heckin' workWork where? Street sweeper? Lawyer? Doctor? Who the fuck wants to do any of these jobs, even if you can qualify to do them? I'd rather blow my fucking brains out than be a mechanical engineer or a lab worker.It's insane that people just have this retarded assumption that people are born with these stupid WoW classes where you know your purpose in life is marketing. The majority of people see all the options available and they want none of them.I do farming because that's what I was born into. That's the only place where I had any connections to make decent money.
>>220738544Nah, World's End would've been amazing if it had been about the friend group where everyone else grew up and one person was still stuck in irresponsible teen mode as a grown ass adult, but then they ruined it by making it about aliens
demographic dataming thread alert
>>220737773I've figured out life. I've figured out that life is just an empty treadmill of hyperfocusing on things and people that don't matter to distract yourself from the pointlessness of it all. That there's no such thing as being happy, happiness is always temporary and finally achieving that goal will only fulfil you for a few days at most. You have to lack any capacity for introspection and long-term planning to enjoy life>t. 29
>>220737773Figure out for what?In some years the world is going to be absolutely hellish to live in. Just don't leave descendants to suffer and you're good.
>>220738584Totally agree, anyone obsessed with Spaced lore is very very much stuck in the past
I mean, the joke was not that he was 'old'. He was just drinking his life away in a pub without any ambition, goals or drive living in the past still playing Tekken and shit. His age was not really relevant.
Have sex you incels
What's wrong with Shaun just having a simple mediocre life?
>>220738042This may just be me but blast beat drumming keeps me focused. When I work, I sneak in an ear bud and listen to shit like Mortician and Last Days of Humanity to focus on my work. The only shitty side effect is that I do death metal growls now.
>>220738264you can ignore child labor laws to some extent if you own the business and you're having a young family member workasians are just more redpilled about it but in the south you'll see random little shops with like a 14 year old working the register or whatever because their parent or uncle or aunt or whatever runs the place
>>220738042Pretty much this >>220738355For me it was wasting my adolescence and uni years in my room because I couldn't focus on anything in the day. I'm constantly just thinking "when can I go home?", "when can I go back to playing video games?" "oh remember that TV show you watched last night?", etc etc. Didn't realise I had a problem until my 20s when I started learning what autism and masking were. Started talking to a therapist about it and now they tell me after years of counseling that I may have ADHD. Got a diagnosis a few weeks ago after years of being on the waiting list. Still waiting on what happens next. They haven't put me on any medication yet and I'm still pretty aimless.
>>220738720god forbid a guy be autistic
>>220738572for me i got a part time job at the airport loading bagsthen i worked hard and not like a nigger and used my superior white brain to do things smart and sheeit and was promoted to a full time team leader role within 6 monthswas asked if i wanted to be supervisor but turned it down (minimal payrise for much more responsibility)pivoted that experience into a government rail job and now im making proper good moneytldr find an industry with entry level mass hire demeaning slop work and dont be a giant fucking niggerbut im still a virgin loser 32 year old with a debilitating skin condition and all of my coworkers can tell im an antisocial retard with no social life
>>220738572I got a job stocking shelves overnight at a grocery store when I was 19 that paid 14 dollars an hour (this was in 2013) I lived with my grandma for like 2 years saving up and then I had my own (not that shitty) apartment by 21And now I'm 33 and I'm one of the two overnight managers and I have a small house that I can just barely afford
>>220738734He needs to earn more shekels for his masters, goy!
I figured my life out exactly at 29 by being a government nepo hire, thanks family
>>220738734nothingreally the only problem with being the assistant manager at some mom&pop best buy knock-off is that in a decade the market would dive off a cliff, but that's not why anyone is on his ass about "sorting his life out"other than that, he was all set for a few years at least
>>220738720Jeff's got it right. I hope he does do something when his mom can't support him anymore though.but even if he has to eventually get a full time job, he's at least avoided 25 years+ of waging.
>>220737773I got all my info from David Icke
>>220738823>>220738853based pragmatic anons
>>220738853>bro just get paid 14 dollars an hour for the lowest skilled job everThe most well paid job I've ever had was when I lived in the UK working for 6 pounds an hour. I had a chance to get promoted and earn 8 pound an hour (epic) but didn't get promoted because the position went to a guy who looked like a model because that's who the HR ladies recommended for the promotion.
>>220739009That sucks homieHEB here in Texas pays pretty well even with the starter jobs and their hiring standards are pretty low since they're open to inexperienced teenagers and mexicans who barely speak english
>>220738983Perfectly understandable, anon.
>>220738734there's a difference between mediocre and straight up lazy. He doesn't like his job nor does he try to be good at it, he doesn't appreciate his girlfriend or listens to her, he's dumb and stuck in the past.
>>220737982>dude just commit your life to something you have no personal interest in because that's what mr. schmeckelberg said will make you happy>just pull up your heckin bootstraps and tough it out!possibly the biggest faggot on this website right now and that's saying a lot considering all the tranime and video game boards
Currently 29 with 200k in stocks and a cushy govt job I can retire from in my mid 40s. Life seems good but I hate how my 20s are ending this year
>>220739027Texas, California and New York are not representative of how normal people live. It's not even representative of how the average American lives. You have a lot of choices for well paying jobs and even though the cost of living is high you can figure something out and live in some shack saving money.Anywhere else you are fucked and can only get out of the shitty situation through nepotism. People are here recommending working at an airport loading baggage. Nigger, the closest airport to me is like 5 hours away from me in a city I don't want to live in because it sucks and it's getting flooded with Indians.
>>220739081>People are here recommending working at an airport loading baggage. Nigger, the closest airport to me is like 5 hours away from me in a city I don't want to live in because it sucks and it's getting flooded with Indians.how low iq are you to not recognize thats just an example brono wonder you cant even get an entry level jobnigger
>>220739108Tranny pedophile having a meltdown.
>>220738355holy crap you are literally me.Should I see a doc to get diagnosed, bros? Is there any point to it?
>>220739145didnt ask nigger get a job lol
>>220737773How do you get to almost 30 with literally nothing to show for it? Do you have literally 0 ambition? Not even a desire to make things better for yourself? I will never understand people who are content with being discontent. Bitching about how miserable their lives are but taking 0 steps to fix it.
>>220739170>bro just get this highly specific job that you have access to only if you live in the worst shithole cities with very limited slots, bro it's just a very general example of a job bro, you could work in an airport bro... or anywhere else? What's the difference bro, you could get an airport job anywhere bro
>>220739241the other example was working at a grocery store overnightI'm willing to bet you have grocery stores near you
>>220739253The other example was getting paid 14 dollars an hour nearly 20 years ago, which would be like getting paid 30 dollars an hour>bro just work in a grocery store making more money than a doctor, worked for me
>>220737982Congratulations. You are a normie. Please don't feel the need to rub it in the face of people with neurological disorders.
>>220738355this is literally me also but i also am never taking meds for it, heard too many horror stories, it is what it is and at least i can enjoy some things still
>>220739241youre literally brown dudewhat did you have for breakfast this morning?
>>220739282>heard too many horror storiesSuch as? I'm currently waiting for a medication referral.
>>220739280Neurological disorers and mental illnesses don't exist. Get a job, bum.
>>220739292>too low IQ to understand that other people don't live in the same exact situation as him>calls others brown>the only suggestions he has is living in sub-50% white shitholes with brown people>calls others brown
>>220737982>you'll get raises or promotions eventuallylol lmao even
>>220739304Okay doc. How do you ignore the constant thoughts of killing yourself while you're at this "job"?>Inb4 your lazyMy therapist says otherwise. Who should I believe? A trained professional who doesn't want me to kill myself or some wagie on the internet who doesn't believe in neurological disorders?
>>220739313>get given a personal anecdote example of a shitty entry level job>takes it as a literal recommendation for the only path to a good careerbrown poop skin lol post hand
>>220737773If had girlfriends and a reasonable about of sex experience it literally doesn’t matter.You can fall backwards into decent paying careers simply by virtue of being the right age for the job.But missing out on all the little female sex experiences? You will be bitter for life, and even if you trick a women in your 40s into dating you she will turn tale and run once she gets a whiff of your lack of experience and neediness
>>220739356Just don't kill yourself you retard? Like how hard is that? Get a job, do it, don't bother other people, go home, keep quiet, repeat.
>>220737982Ok boomer
>>220739303Look up the side effects of whatever you're looking for and read reviews before you take anything, people report long term effects even after they try to stop these meds. Most common complaint I've heard is that it turns you into a zombie with no creativity, which might just be the natural state of normalniggers
>>220737773I mean your fucked now... if you don't have your retirement sorted by then... You are supremely fucked. But on the plus side you don't have to actually worry about it for long.
>>220739356>constant thoughts of killing yourself while you're at this "job"?what are you, a 16 year old girl?listen to a podcast or something retard
>>220739356lmao grow up child>MUH LIFE IS LE SADlmao faggot
>>220737773Missed the point of the movie. Everyone who had settled for normie life became zombies/died.
I love Cornetto Trilogy (even the World's End) but I couldn't watch more than three episodes of Spaced despite trying. What's wrong with me?
>>220739452you're probably a zoomer if you like world's end but not spaced
>>220739452i don't like reddit of the dead, but worlds end is a'ight
>>220739437>Everyone who had settled for normie life became zombiesyeah and then they turned undead too
>Bro just wagie for 40 years and then dieThis is what 4 billion years of evolution was for?
>>220739504When God created the universe, this was His great plan for it.
>>220737773the fuck does "figuring out life" even mean
>>220737773the price of housing rose a 39% and the salaries only a 3% in my country since then, so I wonder why
>>220739390I can't, I have people who care about me. I don't want to make them sad.>>220739412>>220739413I've felt this way since I was 13 and now I'm 31. Never had a job I enjoyed and don't have the motivation to find something I do enjoy. Wish I knew what I wanted out of life but I've basically been on autopilot thanks to my ADHD brain.>>220739403Shit, that does sound scary. Are normies happy at least? Maybe it's worth lobotomising myself if it means I can be like everyone else.
>>220739548>Never had a job I enjoyedBro this is the case for 99% of people, but they don't cry like a little bitch girl about it. A job is a means to an end, it isn't supposed to be 'fun' lmao faggot.
>>220739452Sounds like a zoomer problem. Spaced is a "you had to be there" kinda show, and it mogs everything they did since.
>>220739548>Never had a job I enjoyed you're not going to find a job you enjoy if you have the resume of a transient where you've had 15 different jobs in 10 years the lack of pure joy while working is offset by the fact that you're being paidyou find something that vaguely resembles some task you know you're good at, whether it's talking to people or stocking shelves or fucking sweeping the floor and that's it>and don't have the motivation to find something I do enjoy.feminine
>28>still lives with his parentsFrench comedies are too unrealistic
>>220739532Working a soul crushing job for 50 hours a weekCheering for your region's designated sports teamGetting a wife who hates you and you hateSpawning 1.5 children to be indoctrinated by the systemDying before your pension is fully paid back to you
I have it pretty easy because both my parents were young when I was born and were total scumbags up until I was like 20 when they both got their lives on track (separately of course because they divorced when I was like 2 years old) My grandma and grandpa raised me and even though I'm a directionless shithead with a bad job and a shitty apartment, they know they can't criticize me or else I'd unload on them about how awful they were when it actually mattered for me
I am 36 and have nothing. Gonna suicide at 39.
>>220739563>A job is a means to an endWhat's the end? Surely you have some motivation for doing the job you hate. Or do you just enjoy being miserable? I'm not trying to be difficult, I'm genuinely curious.>>220739575>the lack of pure joy while working is offset by the fact that you're being paidPaid practically nothing, that will mostly go to bills and food that I don't enjoy. Seriously, what's my motivation?
>>220739680>What's the end? Surely you have some motivation for doing the job you hate.All the shit you do outside of work? Buying a home? Going on holidays? Having extra income to fund hobbies you enjoy? Like holy shit how retarded are you.
>>220737982Slave mentality
i was informed my boss, who i love, is getting replaced this week. this might suck
>>220739378>But missing out on all the little female sex experiences? >You will be bitter for life, and even if you trick a women in your 40s into dating you she will turn tale and run once she gets a whiff of your lack of experience and needinessThis is true. Women hate nothing more than this. They can smell it on you.
>>220739702>Buying a homeDon't wanna>Going on holidaysDon't wanna>Having extra income to fund hobbies you enjoy?All my hobbies are free
>>220739617luck meI dont have a gf/wife haha...
Before you turn 30 you must have at least 100k in a stock portfoliopaid off carno debtsyour own place Job that pays 3x the min wage.
>>220739370>saars I work airports saars
>>220739742you'll never get any sympathy from anyone ever
>>220739821Didn't ask for any.
>>220739831yes, you didby sperging out about people telling you to get a job and listing all the feminized excuses for why you "can't" get one
>>220739810
>>220739742The social contract is that you easily find a wife who you do all this shit for who gives you children that make life worth living, but that's fucked now
>>220739856I never said anything about not being able to get a job though? I only participated on the "why" conversation. You listed reasons for why a person should get a job and I pointed out none of those reasons are valid motivators.
>Be me >Highschool dropout>Shut in / NEET / Introvert>Haven't had a job in 15 years>On welfare>Spent all my Bitcoin on the silkroad>Smell every fart, eat every booger, consume my earwaxLets be honest, I'm screwed.
>>220739953Not him but people obviously have some motivation, for me it's just so I don't have to live among other people. If I had to live in a city I would blow my brains out immediately. I think everyone has their own reasons
>>220737815this
>>220739953I didn't list anything. I read your posts.You sounded like a little bitch acting like it's impossible to work a shitty job for money.
>>220740068Even after I explain to you the point when I entered the conversation, you still keep acting like I'm every person you've been talking to. Go ask your boss, maybe he can explain it to you in words you can understand.
>>220740068>>220740113Can you guys be gay somewhere else?
>>220740113So you didn't post >don't wanna don't wanna like an 8 year old? fucking retard
>>220740128>can't>won'tThese are not the same, brother
>>220740168>don't wanna don't wanna
I really don’t fucking know how people do this for 80-90 years. I’m not even 3 decades in and I want OUT
This thread was moved to >>>/b/949572272