Oh, yeah.Bloody hell.I'm sweatin' here.Roastin'.Boilin'.Bakin'.Swelterin'.It's like a sauna.A furnace.You could fry an egg on my stomach.Ohh...Ooh, now that is hot.It's ridiculous.Tremendous.Fantastic.Fan-dabby-dozy......tastic.
Rec me some Ben Kingsley kino lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lNS0_zCwh8
>>220738029That one episode of The Sopranos.
>>220738029Searching for Bobby Fischer
>>220738065is this a fuck off Gal?
>>220738065after the guy stopped filming he phoned the bobies and they institutionalized the nutter and he was raped by islamists in prison
>>220738065
WALKIN ON THE BEACHES LOOKIN AT THE PEACHES
>>220738137just what I hoped to see
>>220738137The Maisie one is the best
>>220738029YOURE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
>>220738029Schindler's List
>>220738109I like the nodding meaning fuck off.
>>220738137>Worthless, garbage, ugly land with terrible, idiotic people, just the worst.>What do you mean, we would say that?>Just because we struggled to conquer the islands for centuries and ultimately ran away to our collapsing continental dominion because we couldn't doesn't mean anything! We...uhh...we were trying to do them a favour!>Yeah, yeah that's it, we wasted countless lives and endless plunder to civilise and elevate people we despise and land we consider worthless!>We are very smart you know.Medcucks medcoping forever, never gets old.
>Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fuckin' suitcase out of you. Holdall. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fuckin' Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>220738029
fanks for finking abaht me and everyfing but i'm just gonna ave to turn this oppahtewnity dahn
>>220738989The poetic rhyming is what sells it.
>>220738330wat? That's Ralph Fiennes.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0z_Qqnq8pI8&pp=ygUQU2V4eSBiZWFzdCBubyBubw%3D%3DI sometimes just post this video on forums when I strongly disagree with someone. Gets the point across more eloquently than I could ever do with text.
>>220737986how we holding up in this weather lads? ngl i'm fuckin dying
>>220740630don't worry lad, it'll be pissing it down next week until december
Best Winstone kino is Nil By Mouthhttps://streamable.com/5qx9r3
>>220740630stop hogging it all t. haggisfucker
>>220738137Fun fact, I actually looked up all these quotes and it's actually bullshit. The quotes come from a guy who claims they came from a place, they do not. It's a guy who wrote a book on about how Africans are the real kings of the world and dumb shit like that.tl;dr all of those quotes are fake or mistranslated. There are several actual experts who have pointed this out because the quotes are taken from some random book.
>>220737986Which one of them was the sexy beast?
>>220738137>>220741021>They are the most ignorant people I have ever conqueredComes from>The White Image in the Black Mind African-American Ideas about White People, 1830-1925, Mia Bay.Which in turn cites>William Wells Brown, The Black Man: His Antecedents, His Genius, and His Achievements>They are the most ignorant people I ever conquered. They cannot be taught music. they cannot be taught to read, and are the ugliest and most stupid race I ever saw.This quote has no source. The closest is>Cicero's Letter to Atticus book IV, chapter XVIWhich states>For it is proved that the approach to the island is guarded with astonishing masses of rock, and it has been ascertained too that there is not a scrap of silver in the island, nor any hope of booty except from slaves ; but I don't fancy you will find any with literary or musical talents among them. This is the closest quote possible.As for 'Roman Emperor Caesar' commenting on the Ancient British, again, he basically never commented on them. The most detailed comment on them is in>Commentaries on the Gallic WarWhich states>Of all the Britons the inhabitants of Kent, an entirely maritime district, are by far the most civilised, differing but little from the Gallic manner of life. Of the inlanders most do not sow corn, but live on milk and flesh and clothe themselves in skins. All the Britons, indeed, dye themselves with woad, which produces a blue colour, and makes their appearance in battle more terrible. They wear long hair, and shave every part of the body save the head and the upper lip. Groups of ten or twelve men have wives together in common, and particularly brothers along with brothers, and fathers with sons ; but the children born of the unions are reckoned to belong to the particular house to which the maiden was first conducted. Finally, technically the Romans never conquered Britain, but took territory and gave it to the Trinovantes who were allies of the Romans. 1/?
>>220741119Province Provincia Britannia was established in 43 AD, long after Caesar's death, so, his comments on 'conquering' them is, clearly, a fake quote.In conclusion these quotes either appear to be fake or grossly exaggerated as shown by the very works and letters of the Romans Caesar and Cicero. Now I'm not sure why would William write this, or where did he get this information, but when you're writing this information in books about how great blacks and Africans are, there is immediately a bias issue going on.
>>220740704The bouncer short film is boss!
>>220741044Gal Dove.Gal fuckin' Dove.Dove the Love. Glamorous Gal. Big Gal. Gorgeous.Used to have a great body. Great physique. Handsome.
>>220740959Gotta change my shirt, it's sticking to me. I'm sweating like a cunt.
>>220738934two of the three died nearly a century before Britannia became a Roman province to be fair.
>>220742108see >>220741119 >>220741143 they're made up quotes by a racist (as in, pro-black/African anti-everybody else) author.
I wish I had a pool in my back yard, like in Spain. Must be fucking ace when it’s hot. You don’t even need to heat the bastard unless you want to use it all year round.
>>220737986Why do blogs love getting sunburns so much?
>>220738029>Ben Kingsley>>>>>REC ME SOME Krishna Pandit Bhanji MOVIES LADS
>>220737986>Corrr....
>>220741119good work anon
>>220743278>I wish I had a poolIts a bath innit?
pure beefin today.
watched this movie thanks to memes on /tv/ and it was kino>>220738989amazing rhytm
>>220737986that much sun would make me physically ill. i usually can't be in the sun more than like 30 minutes without feeling sick
>oop norf>just popped to t'shop>only people outdoors are stood outside pubs having a faglol'd. smelled a few BBQs, but not even the kids are playing outdoors. it's like the outside world is radioactive.
>>220738029Every morning I look into the mirror like this and say tho myself in a northern Irish accent>"give me a fish pie or I'll kill ya"
>>220737986>when the kid fucks up the rifle recoil>then Aitch breaks the rifle lever
>>220745175Giving too much of yourself away, mate.
>>220745343Cowboy gun? Fucking right, it was a cowboy gun. Clunk! I'm gonna have the calamari. What you havin'?
>>220746121I think I'm gonna ave that chicken fing
>>220740422no you're going to have to turn this opportunity YES
>>220737986My guy is COOOKED
Friday. The Bane thread. You’ll be there. I told Anon you’d be doing it, don’t you show me up. You’re mister Big Guy.
>>220747867fanks for finking of me an all that, but, me IP range's banned
>>220738029Sexy Beast is pretty much the best he’s ever done
Why did they need him so bad to do the job. Weren't there some wankers in Britain who weren't fat and would be better divers?
>>220738029Death and the Maiden (1994) is great.
His wife was pure phwoar in this
>>220737986Same phenotype
>>220737986Is this the one where he orders the calamari?
>>220737986>Stare at the back of your own fucking head.
>>220747867amazing. This is the crossover i'd only dreamed of.
oh yeah this happened
>Now, you know this bloke.Do I?>This is a bloke you know.
>>220741547Based complimentary don.
>>220748396Don't wanted to reunite with his ex and hated that gal was free of strife. Feed two birds with one scone.
>>220741021Based source checker. You looked for a paper trail and found none. This gives you power. We will all be eternally glad you blessed us with the results of your thrilling investigation. None of us will remember how the image made us feel, because with your sources, you corrected things, and you told us how to feel.You are a hero.
>>220738029Death and the Maiden directed by Roman Polanski. Sigourney Weaver is a survivor and rape that happened during an authoritarian regime years in the past. She has since rebuilt her life. One night she has a chance encounter with Ben Kingsley's character and she is convinced he was her torturer now living incognito. She kidnaps him and tries to force a confession from him to the dismay of her husband who thinks she is mistaken.
>>220751391*She is a torturer survivor and rape victim.
>>220738029Sneakers. Just watched it this past week. Couldn't believe I'd never seen it.
God, the steak was enormous! Size of it. Couldn't finish it. And he were nice, weren't he? The waiter. Oh, yeah. Very attentive.
>>220751391>directed by Roman Polanski. Sigourney Weaver is a survivor and rapeHe just can't help himself can he?
>>220751391They have a similar film recently about a nazi.
INSINUENDOS
>made this thread while druk 16 hours ago>it's only got 73 replies and is at the top of the catalog Holy fuck /tv/ is so dead bros i can't believe the mods killed it
>>220752485I'll tell ya what. I'll get off the board. I'm happy with that. I'm happy with that. I HOPE THIS GETS DELETED
>>220752546Problem with the thread, Don?
>>220737986https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuT5KUA7iaY
>>220752485What's wrong with this fag
>>220747867kek
>>220747867YES BANE THREADYES BIG GUY
>>220753361Someone touched his front bottom
>>220738137actually the romans loved to praise the peoples they conquered, it made the act of subjugation more impressive to the masses
>>220753361he saw a reptilian mid shapeshift
>>220744083Very good anon. Next on the /tv/ rec list is Margin Call for you so you can Marginpost with the based boys
>>220756608...is that even possible, anon?
>>220757145They can slow down your internet speed but they can't stop you. It's yours to torrent
>>220757329That's excellent anon, but it was actually directed at Spacey first, so I might have gone with something like>...yes, but at what size?
>>220753338FUCK YES. I play this on my bass
Don was gay for Sexy Beast, right?
>>220757543Fuck off, dirt
>fanks for posting in my fread and eveyfink... but im just gonna have to sage in all fields. id be no good shitposter to ya
>>220750174Reminder that the show is good but the poster is so bad nobody bothers to check it out.
>>220741119>>220741021Thank you for your service.
>>220758764Fahkin ellim roastin ere
ON THE END OF A SKEWER
anuva hot one
>>220738137Americans love throwing these quotes at us while forgetting most of them came from the UK in the first place.
>>220759163YOU'RE DEMONSTRATING SOME WHOPPING GREAT EGO MY FRIEND I'D KEEP THAT IN CHECK IF I WERE YOU BECAUSE THAT SORT OF BIG HEADEDNESS CAN BE A RIGHT TURN OFF
>>220753361He was a black bastard in the corner of his eye.
>>220738137As a British person this is indeed accurate.
>>220738029Nobody's said The Wackness?
>>220741119>Anglo cucks let their wives be with other menNow I know why America has such a cuck problem. Those who left to settle in the Americas were those of the truest Anglo warrior blood. So the gay cuck genes were strongest among our founding stock.It's a good thing I got a Sicilian surname.
>>220737986I look like this and talk like this.
>>220758883fan-daby-dozy
>Poms can’t handle 34 degrees kek fuck you blokes are soft
>>220761712I'm not match fit
Why did he have a young spanish boy around all the time?
>>220737986Why is this considered normal behavior by normalfagsits fucking weird
>>220763741It's the opposite of how in olden times the palest people were the most revered and desirable because it showed you didn't work a field.Now, especially for Bongs in the context of the thread, or for people from other sun deprived regions, a good tan implies that you have such abundant resources just to chase the sun vacationing.Now you can achieve it with tanning lamps, cosmetics or in the case of climate change just laying outside in your garden all day. Yet the socioeconomic allusions of privilege linger.I figure eventually once everywhere is scorching we reach a middle ground where you just look stupid for excessively tanning and you look anemic and malnourished for being pale. The beige future is coming.
>>220761712does everyone forget the humidity or something
>>220764071It's like a sauna
>>220764071Swelterin'
Why did they call it Sexy Beast? The title probably cost them millions because nobody knows what the fuck the movie is.
>>220765842Naming things is very hard
>>220765842Life of an outlaw is a sexy beastbut then the beast stops being sexy and you know it will kill you eventuallyso it starts to take a toll on you unless you're retarded or autistiche successfully got away from the beast
>>220765842cos gal used to be a sexy beast back in the day but gave it up. People still have that image of him (including the viewer) so all of his softness comes as a juxtaposition. or summin idk
>>220766357corrrr
>>220756608already seen it tho
>>220756608I can't stomach Tucci
>>220757503Prove it
>>220749320life on mars is a timelesss serieswpc cartwright is hot
>>220767717ok. sounds great. now playing some police
