Times you acted like Lalo Salamanca?
I wish I was that charming. I watch his buddy from the mexican jackass days named Kristof. Pretty cool guy. Matando cabos is a mexican classic!
>>220738553I once shot a bank teller
I travelled to Germany once
>>220738553I'm friendly :)
I wondered what's his plan, what is he up to
I tell people it's gonna be like I'm not even there and then I ruin their lives
>>220738553That time I suddenly descended from a ceiling
>>220738553I also have a penchant for seducing cougars
Well, I just took a shit. I assume the character had to take shits as well, so technically I just acted like him.
>>220741072Based fuck up.
>>220738553I am of Mexican-German ancestry and wear floral shirts with knee height boots
>>220738553That time I fucked a german milf.
>>220741250Do you listen to los Angeles azules?
>>220738553Once I used my doppelganger as a decoy.
>little brother breaks my controller >he starts lying and blames my sister >stare at him with a smile>he stutters and then admits that he hid the broken controller >”SHOW ME :)”
>>220738553All the time. Hey Don Eladio, it's me. I'm alive!
I camped in the sewer