>Character is woken up by a phone call>The bedside lamp is lit up already
>noooo you can't just sleep with the light on!! the light is supposed to be off when you're asleep!!
>>220739667Right?
>>220739657They fell asleep while reading.
>>220739657>his lamp doesn't come on when the phone ringsPoorfag
my gf never wears makeup to bed, is she a freak?
>>220739657>character is women up by a preset alarm>clock in the room reads 08:17
>>220739743When I go to house parties I always go into the bedrooms and reset everyone's alarm clocks to 3:46 a.m.
>>220739657>1980s movie>"Quick, call XYZ!">*proceeds to type in a 9-digit number which he knows off the top of his head*
>>220739667>throwing money at the electric jew
>>220739805Sometimes on the internet a post will time travel from a forum in the 1990s that it was sent to, appearing here. 'Alarm clocks'. Amazing
>>220739657He looks like a high trained professional.
>every other character is Jewish>they don't act Jewish, it's always just a random joke thrown in about their Bar Mitzvah or some shitCall me anti-semantic but most of the audience will not know a single Jewish person and you can't throw someone's background in like that without changing their character. I'm not expecting them to be raging IDF shills but they should be tinged by being different and from the influence of a Jewish upbringing.If Spiderman was a Muslim then you can bet that the writers would understand that it's a major part of the character. You would think "oh shit, I bet that's going to change the story and how he behaves."
>>220739667are you scared of the bogeyman,little child?
>>220739743>character is woken up by a preset alarm>they grab the clock and bring it closer to their face as if they don't believe the alarm time they themselves set
>>220740092>9 digitYou have to be 18 to use this webpage
>>220740209it's called quantum slippage. the smaller transistors get the more time slippage occurs.sometimes data from the past really does find it's way into modern cpus load.
>>220739657>Mom just walks in to teenage sons bedroom>Doesn't knock or have any fear of walking in on their kid beating their meat
>legal tv series>IS IT TRUE THAT THE DEFENDANT IS A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD AND <shit not in evidence>>Objection your honor>Sustained, the jury will disregard everything they've heard>"like that works"
>>220739657dewey did blackface??
>woken up by the phone ringing>yells "YEAH?" after picking it up>groggily responds to everything with "alright">hangs up without saying bye>goes back to sleep>other person never finds out they called the wrong number
>>220743013I-is that for real?
i woke up the other night and my desk light was on very spooky
>>220740092In the olden days people would remember numbers because typing them in was the only option. Now I don't even know my own but I can remember one from a house I lived in 30 years ago.
>>220744574>other person never finds out they called the wrong number
>>220739743What a story, anon.
>>220744032that would have to be mistrial and also hung jury. you can't unhear things.
>>220739667I fall asleep with my lights on often because Ill get hit witha swoon, it reduces sleep quality and I'm always pissed off the next day.
>car pulls into parking spot>*tires screech*
>>220739667based alcoholic
>>220745983Bull(tv series starring that guy from NCIS, Tony) does that like every episode starting with season 2
>>220739667lmao, this.
>>220740209I use an alarm clock as well, phones are too unreliable it's nice to have things that only have a single purpose.
>>220740092I still remember all the numbers I had memorized when I was 13, you just didn't have a choice back then unless you wanted to carry around your notebook with you everywhere.
>>220739667billy... go to bed
>>220740092Until cell phone proliferation we all did.
>>220740092It was more like 3 or 4 numbers, depending if you memorized it as list of 3 or 2 digit numbers, as in "one hundred twenty three, eight hundred fifty, seventy seven" instead of 123 850 77.
>>220739657I do that because I'm scared of the dark. Come on, use your head anon.
