*is superior to Armagedon in every single way
It's a better sleeping aid, I'll give it that
>no buscemi
>>220739887i liked it but it didnt have anywhere near the emotional peaks of armageddon like the one shuttle watching the other go down over the asteroid, or arwen and ben affleck's good-byes to bruce willis
>>220740117>i owe $50,000 to a stripper named 'molly mounds'
>>220740135Not to mention "I'm not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now. Look, after this can I get a hug from you or something?";_:
>>220739887what's the name of this movie?
>>220740183depth charge
>>220740183tidal wave 2>>220740183
>>220740183The Abyss: Special Edition
>>220739887
>>220739887Incels will argue about anything.
>>220740183Darude - Sandstorm
>>220739887Armageddon is way too sugary. Dad hates his daughter's boyfriend, but in the end sacrifices himself over the boyfriend for the good of mankind. Its a plot for teenage girls
>>220739887Deep Impact is reddit, Armageddon is 4chan
>>220740183Point Break
>Deep Impact>Scientists talking in rooms>Black president>Ohhh we should do a lottery it's only fair lmao>Gay ass Frodo as the lead>Scientifically accurate>Incel 6 mile wide comet barely the size of NYC (gay city)>Armageddon>Mother fucking oil drillers>Chad 600 mile wide asteroid the size of Texas (best state)>Never heard of the term 'scientifically accurate'>Guns in space>Space dementia >Charlton Heston narration >Straight white president
The Core mogs everything in this thread
Don't look up mogs both of them.
>>220740241It was a summer popcorn flick back when Hollywood still knew how to put asses in seats. Formulaic? Sure. But it worked didn't it.>great cast>catchy rock music>easy to follow plot >happy ending but sacrifice to get there
>>220740804Now that's peak reddit
based movie
>>220739887Nah
>>220740183deep impact>>220740223kino
>>220739887>is more reddit in every single way
>>220740135Deep Impact doesn't have emotional peaks as high as Armageddon? You're either 20 or autistic.
>>220739887Yes
>>220740648Armageddon is disqualified for including this song
>>220741745you mean immortalized
>>220740749haven't seen the movie in years, where the fuck is that guy coming from?
>>220740183
>>220741785the other shuttle
>>220740804>>220740813And peak 'mutts as usual think they're the only relevant country in the world'
>>220741919>Mr President, there's been a second shuttle
>>220741919so am I blind or just nitpicking a 28 year old movie that I don't see him before he rolls up the front of the shuttle.
>>220740152He owed $50,000 to loan shark, which he spent on a stripper name Molly Mounds.
>>220740183Shallow Regression
>>220740238fuck you Yuji, go back to your containment board.
>>220741983he helped save the world i think he would let it go
>>220741745lolThe whole soundtrack is just wrong. Even when it's just orchestralI think this movie was most people's first experience of Michael Bay and his trashiness
>>220740749>Texas size asteroidWouldn't that just completely obliterate the Earth? Didn't nobody tell Bay that an asteroid that size is absurd?
>>220741962I think he's the thing that flies toward and hits the front of the shuttle right at the start, then he rolls along it to reappear.
>>220742015Name a single bad Michael Bay movie other than Transformerslop.
>>220742057No that's not how it would work. In early history of the solar system Earth was hit by a Mars sized planet and survived. The debris of that collision is where our moon came from. An asteroid the size of Texas would split the earths crust and destroy all life but the planet itself would survive.
>>220739887No. It's like if you took Armageddon but took everything out that made it good. You're left with a boring husk of a movie, so boring that it forgets about the main character halfway in.
>>220739887except for story, characters, actors, dialog and effects
>>220742057depends on the speed
>>220742057Next you're gonna ask JarJar Abrams how can you see a planet in a different star system blow up with your naked eye
>>220742636As long as enough energy was released in he explosion, it's not impossible.
>>220742686Moron.
>>220742722Why is that, energy would be released in the form of electromagnetic radiation and there have been supernova visible to the naked eye, so given a large enough release of energy it's definitely possible.
>>220740183Deepest Bluest Sea starring LL Cool J
>>220740183Problem Child: end of the world
>>220739887Objectively false
>>220739887The asteroid Apophos is en route to Earth as we speak. NASA keeps waffling on the likelihood of impact. I guess we'll find out in 2029, boys.
>>220740223This. Superior to both.
>>220740183Sharknado 8: Shark Tsunami
>>220743334I fucking wish
>>220740749Why did they bring a minigun anyway?
>>220740223This and pic related are a great double bill. I like to imagine they are in the same universe, just from a different perspective, timing kinda works out as well. These Final Hours helps was the saccharine schmaltz from the mouth left by the first
>>220742057No, you see... *lights a cig*... when you're dealing with numbers, and let's face it, we're dealing with numbers here, you gotta look at the whole picture. Ok, gotta bounce.
>>220743479The crappy thing is, it's not massive enough, nor traveling fast enough to completely destroy human civilization. It would simply kill millions with tsunami and complete destruction for a few hundred miles around the point of impact. After that, life is going to absolutely suck for about five to ten years. Impact winter.
>>220742762it'd be years until you'd be able to see it though
>>220742333This. Asteroids are much slower and smaller than comets. It's all about the kinetic energy.
>>220739887Just dive under the wave
>>220742762>>220743859This. If something is lightyears away, then it take light years to reach you.
>>220740183The Meg 2
>>220743535Aliens
>>220743322>asteroid takes out a corner of a WTC building>it doesn't collapseinteresting.
>>220743805please God aim it at New Delhi
>>220740805still sugary flick for teenage girls
>>220743907Oh it was immediate...I didn't watch the sequels.
>>220740183One night in Phuket
No one thinks its weird that two big blockbuster movies about an asteroid wiping out life came out within a few months of each other?
>>220743903This. I woulda made it
>>220744103>tfw you will never have Tea Leoni call you daddy
>>220744091Wasn't 1998 the Nostradamus asteroid meme yearIt's not that surprising
>>220744144Checked. There were a bunch of Mars movies that came out around the same time. Everybody thought we would have a base on Mars by like 2008, kek >little did they know Bathhouse Barry would completely gut NASA
>>220743322
>>220744137I liked her better as a gothy brunette
>>220743322>>220744169>both of these movies depict the twin towers destruction pre-9/11>people act like censorship isn't real
>>220740183Splash
>>220743986It's projected to be a near miss this time in it's orbit... Ostensibly. But it might have enough gas or ice in it which will melt and act as thrust as it gets closer to the Sun. Expelled gas and steam could act as a subtle thrust, as it warms. That adds an unknown variable to its exact vector. It's worrisome.
>>220742187>Earth was hit by a Mars sized planet and survived>and survive Not really anon. It blasted off about a quarter of earth's mass into orbit, turned the crust molten, and over the next hundred thousand years everything that didn't coalesce into the moon rained back onto the planet.
>>220744215She never looked better than she did in Bad Boys
>>220741745Nah, much like the titanic song, anyone who was alive at the time this movie released would die happy if they never had to ever hear it again. Seriously, its hard to explain how omnipresent this song was.
>>220744438She was so hot and I lost so much jizz to her in this movie. Then when I got into highschool my first girlfriend was a Croatian girl named Tea.
>>220744215I must agree with that opinion, but I think she'd be pretty regardless of hair color or fashion.
>>220744461I don't want to close my eyes
>>220744418Not worrisome. They calculated that if it does hit, it’s projected to hit somewhere between india and china. I’m cool with that
>>220744327we need to wait for the boomers to die off unfortunately. I'm someone who witnessed 9/11 live and I still want movies to depict massive landmark destruction scenes because I'm not a retard who can't separate fiction from reality
>>220744215She has gorgeous blue eyes and the dark hair makes them pop out a lot more than the blonde hair.
>>220744556It would still cause BIG problems. If a super massive volcano forms at the impact zone, it could spew ash and noxious gasses for decades. That would be a global problem for food production and transport of crude oil.
that bts recording of ben affleck talking about how michael bay told him to shut up about the plot making no sense sending training oil drillers to be astronauts rather than the other way around
>>220744461>tfw the random screeching at the end startsthe song's otherwise good, but my god I can empathise with people who have PTSD over constant exposure
>>220744103Why didnt they just move away from the shore?
>>220742118The Island
>>220740223I haven't seen that one. Is it about the anon that fucked his sister during the Hawaii nuke scare?
>>220739887Armageddon has a happy ending where part of the asteroid hits india killing all jeets and part hits paris, killing all yuropoors before bruce willis saves all of the humans
>>220744656>Die instantly, with dignity in calm defiance of an unstoppable calamity (with your family).Or>Run and attempt to hide in a subterranean bunker with strangersI know what I'd choose.
>>220744659The island is worth it just for that chase scene alone. Also MCD running around with his chest open freaking the fuck out and going hulk mode is horrifying. It also has a fairly interesting twist in the final act.Its a dumb sloppy movie that feels like a YA novel directed by Michael Bay, but its perfectly watchable and has plenty of good moments. Also nice to be reminded of what an absolutely smokeshow scarlet johannson was
>>220744478Based
>>220744620It’s only a city/ county killer. Not near enough to trigger a super volcano
>>220740749I still say "I bet you a buffalo nickel that...."
>>220744215Look at those DSLs and a little bit of acne covered up indicating strong hormones. You just know she’s a fox in bed and gives great head
>>220742057t. goober that got a C- in astrophysics
>>220744215I'm a scientist, and this is the correct opinion.
>>220739887Bruckheimer flicks are the film version of pulp novels. And thats a good things. More films need to celebrate confrontational heroism. Everything else is gay, foid, or thirdie.
>>220745057Unless it's more solid and rocky than anticipated. Scientific observations can't determine composition well for such a relatively small object. I'm not advocating an impending worst case event, but merely pointing out that it would be bad and disruptive if it did. And besides, if there was a really, really bad asteroid coming our way, would experts talk about it? Would they tell anybody if they knew impact couldn't be avoided?
>>220745191> Would they tell anybody if they knew impact couldn't be avoided?Fuck no they wouldn’t. They probably wouldn’t even be allowed. Idk how much stargazing you do, but at any point in time there’s usually some comets visible, it’s scary to think if one of them was secretly on its way here. They appear out of nowhere on different nights as well
>>220745151I happen to be something of a scientist myself, and at this time, I am in complete agreement with your thesis.
>>220745277That's the really spoopy thing... If an object approaches from an angle near the Sun, relative to Earth, it's in a blind spot. Objects smaller than moons easily escape our detection.
>>220745417why is the sun hiding things from us
>>220745805Because it shits out tons of light, heat, radition, and plasma. It's a dick.
>>220745805we simply don't have the mental capacity for the secrets the sun holds
>>220743535Deleted scene explained it, crazy that they would delete this as it provides some contexthttps://youtu.be/71gOO-ScbZg
>>220746108Forgot to timestamp sorry, 1:28
>>220744689what is this ai slop
did 9/11 really killed disaster movies?
Is this "giant celestial object hitting earth" movie any good?
>>220746291Not unless you want to watch a women interpret her chronic depression as a world ending event.
what does getting hit by an asteroid feel like bros
>>220746427Kinda like catching a cannon ball in a baseball glove.
>>220746427Ask your mom, she was a kid when the Dinosaurs were around.
>>220746291pretentious movie, director also compared himself to hitler or something kek
>>220746258now that you mention, that's a pretty good theory.
I like them bothBut I like this more
>>220746258>>220746511>the day after tomorrow>2012
>>220746500It was a pretty movie, but it was waaaaaaaaay too melodramatic.>I was sad before the world was gunna end, but now I'm even more sad because the world is gunna blow up! What do?! *sobs*
>>220744035bless you
>>220746500Why is the Earth spinning so far
>>220746513I hate that part where they dig through molten diamonds or whatever. My suspension of disbelief was... No longer suspended.
>>220746581Timelapse
>>220746609you suspended your suspension of disbelief, you can't do that
Why is everything a competition? Why cant we enjoy both? With that being said >Mission to destroy comet fails>Astronauts sacrifice themselves>Comet actually strikes earth>Multiple people accept their deaths holding on to their loved one in their final momentsYeah, it was insanely kino
>>220746513honestly kino, I remember when they used to play this film 24/7 in TV shops
>>220746609Of all the crazy shit in that movie how was that the step too far for you?
>>220746630It wasn't me! The movie did it. It robbed me of the very enjoyment it was supposed to provide!
>>220741322why are all the missiles not going at the asteroid?
>>220746702budget cuts
>>220746655I was attempting to enjoy a sci-fi disaster movie. I really tried, bro.
I do miss Roland Emmerich style not fucking around just wiping out whole cities disaster movies
>>220746728It's just surprising is all. I mean you had to accept>the Earth's core stopped spinning some how>that Nukes can somehow restart its rotation>That unobtanium was developed and used to create the drill>A hacker can somehow keep all news about the Earth's magnetic field deteriorating off the internet>that a geode somehow damaged the drill despite it being able to survive like a million other harsher conditionsAll before they got to the diamonds.
>>220746513cant believe dj qualls died right after they finished filming it
>>220746853RIP to the kinghe's probably hacking the mainframe of heaven right now
>>220746818Oh, well... When you put it like that. I wonder why they didn't contact the Care Bears to go fix the core?https://youtu.be/44-Ufd2oiKE
>>220747166thanks doc
>>220740183deep dark fantasy
>>220742187((science)) fags actually believe this shit
>>220739887>Look at it!>It's a once in a lifetime opportunity man
>>220739887This film had a deep impact on me
>>220740194>>220740203>>220740222>>220740238>>220740689>>220741475>>220741859>>220741986Thanks everyone, Ill just go ahead and not worry about it and not watch this movie even if its good, great community. If I were in charge of this place it would be a red board and posting a thread post which doesnt include the name of a television & film production = fucking instaban for life except for indian IP's in which case the entire country becomes geobanned.
>>220746181The special effects in Deep Impact mog the ones in Armageddon.
>>220749652this thread has impacted you deeply
>>220740804Don't Look Up is embarrassing trash, of course, but the 'we really did have everything, didn't we?' hits hard
"don't touch that dumb ameriburger"
>>220749956Mark Rylance's character is also greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCQ2z-tW38g
>>220739887this scene fucked me up for many years https://youtu.be/RDdc0-JD8Dk?si=W0EKLCzhLPHaToee
>>2207496521. You live in an era where image search exists. Put the fucking screencap into google and you'll get the answer.2. Read the fucking thread dumbass. People are literally discussing the film by its title.3. Someone actually gave you the right answer and you're quoting himDo us a favor and use a little fucking thought before I make a deep impact where your fucking face is.
>>220749741Piss off do they
>>220749972Why would I touch an ameriburger?
>>220750662
>>220742187It would bust the Earth's crust?
>>220740169Kwab, you like this trash sissy?
>>220740241He's a hero and you should be thankful he was willing to sacrifice himself for all of us.
>>220742015>The whole soundtrack is just wrongIt's literally perfect.
>>220742015It's literally pirates of the Caribbean at times https://youtu.be/Lg43UV81YeA
>>220749652image search exists anon, literally the first result
>>220751399when you listen to a compilation of Zimmer's soundtracks you realize a lot of them are variations on the same theme.
>>220740183Buck Breaking: Poseidons Rain
>>220740241Also is Deep Impact. The scene when Jenny chooses to die with her dad when both of them could have tried to escape before the waves hit. The difference is that Armageddon was a bit more comedic. Both are good films and both have their own cringe moments too.
https://youtube.com/shorts/kKxi-OlBD5s the reaction of this chic to the ending of the movie is one of the funniest shit I've seen in a while.
>I JUST WANT TO HOLD YOU CLOSE>FEEL YOUR HEART SO CLOSE TO MINE>AND LAY HERE IN THIS MOMENT FOR THE REST OF TIME!!!!!!
>>220740183Don't look up
>>220739887I BOUGHT STRONG BAAAAAAAAAD A DEEP IMPAAAAAAAAACT
I hate the kid at the assembly so fucking much. I want to smash his stupid face with a brick
>>220757067Lmao
>>220740183Cars 2
>>220739887And this is superior to both
>>220744435so were the dinosaurs floating around in space or were they on the stuff that got knocked off
>>220740749>Only qeers and jannies come from Texas, pleb boi!
>>220746108I'm not watching that.Explain it to me like I'm your little sister.
>>220742187The crust you say?
>>220739887I've shown normalfags this movie and they've all said they didn't like it because it was too depressing
>>220746181>Paris gets hit>not a single white person gets hurt
>>220751399>>220752519The music in Gladiator and Pirates are quite similar too.
>>220740183Don't Look Now: The Babysitter's Under Water
