>Plays a midget in every movieIsn't he sick of being typecast?
He did have that big spergout about dwarf roles a few years ago.
I genuinely want to see him in a movie where he walks on stilts that are poorly hidden under parachute pants or something.Co-starring Elijah Wood.
>>220740013He just wants them all to himself
>>220739998I think he demands that in his roles it is never mentioned he's a midget and people should just like he's normal
>>220739998what if the rest of the cast are just always giants?
>>220740063Yeah I don't think it was mentioned in Dexter. Made the table scene pretty funny.
>>220739998Isnt this the same midget from that oingo boingo music video about little girls?
>>220740099That guy was Marc Antony's midget from Rome.
>>220739998I remember him from such films as "Pulling up the ladder" and "Fuck other midges"
>Imagine being pissed off people think you’re a fantasy creatureI wouldn’t be crying if people thought I was an elf or a warlock.
>>220740074What if every film he’s in opens with a scene where he gets run over by a car and they have to amputate everything below the knees, giving him a backstory where he’s not in fact a born midget.
>>220740013That was just him using fake moral outrage to gatekeep other dwarfs out of the hollywood spotlight so he can keep his monopoly on dwarf roles
>>220740063they do in Three Billboards
>>220739998He plays a giant in Infinity Wars. A giant dwarf, but still a giant.
I remember seeing like 5 seconds of that Underdog movie, and I think he was the villain in it.
>>220739998He's actually the only midget actor that has played roles where the fact that he's a midget was never brought up and it made no difference to the plot>Penelope>Find Me Guilty>X-Men: Days of Future Past>I Care. A Lot
>>220740890Simon Bar Sinister? He was a midget in the cartoons too.
Midget fatigue is real
>>220739998He's above that.
>>220739998I'm sure he's furious to be paid millions. No wonder he stopped appearing in films.
>>220742524millions of dollars dont help much if your small like that
>>220743088Bullshit, if it wasn't for his precious pride he could hire a giant guy to carry him around on a specially constructed saddle that mounts over the big guy's shoulders.
didn't he wear a blackface for his role in me, myself and irene?
>>220740013Based way of securing himself as top midge.
>>220739998He did play that giant eagle in the Angry Birds movie
>>220739998He steals all the midge roles just so Warwick Davis couldn't get any
>>220739998>Isn't he sick of being typecast?pays the bills you knowwho cares what others think, its money in the end
>>220739998He played a giant in Marvel
>>220740013couldn't be that big
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>>220739998He’s such a faggot. Why is he popular?
>>220739998>>220740013The one midget from the WWE says that he and a bunch of other midgets are going to midget on midget violence Dinklage if they ever see him for being anti midget in films
>>220740026Dwarves do be hoardin
>"Stop bitching and moaning that I yanked the step-ladder up on all your so-called "careers" after I busted my ass and landed the role of a lifetime as if you wouldn't have done the exact same goddamn thing. I don't blame anybody for not wanting to see a bunch of fucking smelly midgets on my screens anymore either. It ain't my fault you got fucked by the genetic lottery harder than I did because your deformed ass ended up with Achondroplasia and your legs and arms are all stubby to go with that fucked up eight-pound water-head cranium of yours. I didn't sell the fuck out like you did just to play one of Santa's fucking elves in some shit movie no one ever saw or at fucking shopping mall, even at the lowest points of my career when I was starving at Christmas time. So you can all go right the fuck back to crying that Disney CGI'd you freaks from existence from a Snow White movie and pray they don't do it again whenever they decide to make a fucking Ewoks film. Oh yeah, and "Wee Man"? Mr. "Hornswoggle", is it? And you too, Mr. Warwick "Tubby lil' fucking Humpty-Dumpty looking motherfucker" Davis? Every single one of can just open up your mouths and say "ahhh" and you better believe me when I say with a straight theatre-trained face its raining when I piss all over your heads from the mountain I climbed." >"Now all of you: HIGH FIVE! Oh yeah that's right, I forgot: you can only reach down low."
>>220745115>>220740013None of this would have happened if people guessed his real name.
>>220740013My favorite thing is when other midgets said he "lifted up the step stool after him"
>>220739998Live Action Stretch Armstrong/Plastic Man when
>>220740022Quadruple DeNiro shoes in the Irishman
>angry that people see dwarves as fantasy creatures>grows a beard and keeps grudgesWhat did he mean by this?
>>220743217like masterblaster from mad max only hes the retarded one
>>220747276Dinklage has controls up there but they don't do anything, just make a bunch of clockwork noises and the guy ignores dink and does whatever he feels like.
>>220746546It rhymes, not unlike poetry
>>220740013pretty low blow
>>220739998i've seen him play a goat so you're full of shit.
>>220745487Jej
