>OnaraHow the fuck did Cyrus The Virus learn Japanese over the span of a single flight?
>>220740014that little brown fag in that movie gave me a boner. im not even a homosex
>>220740014That was the cringiest scene in the movie. And it has a tranny in a tight dress dancing.
>>220740031>>220740817It's not gay and he's not a trannyYou'd understand if you've been to jail
>>220740014are you fucking retard John Cusack said he got like 4 phds while he was in prison
>>220740014Because Cyrus the Virus is a genius. They literally say it in the movie.
>>220741101They're already out of jail, you faggot.
Why did 90s movies always have that one effeminate character for comic relief?The Rock and Fifth Element also had one.
>>220740014they dont call him the virus because hes into hacking
>>220741472How the fuck do you get a phd in prison???
>>220741472No, he said Cyrus got his Juris doctorate in prison. It’s basically a legal masters degree
>>220741578>The Rock and Fifth Element also had one.Nicolas Cage is not that effeminate.
>>220741578I don't remember a homo in The Rock. And Ruby Rodd was an aberration since he was nonstop fucking women the whole movie.
>>220742681No, he said he had two degrees.
>>220741578Is it really that strange that a hairdresser is gay? Hipster barbers weren't a thing in 1995.
>>220742729The zesty hairdresser before the car chase.
>>220740014>>220740817you have no souls
>>220742812It's just so stupid. Why did the guy stop after saying "Cy-" and how did Cyrus have enough time to realize he should say "-onara"?
>>220740031he's pretty good in hackers
based kino
>>220742742>His name is Cyrus Grissom, aka "Cyrus the Virus”. Thirty-nine years old, but he's bettered himself inside. Earnedtwo degrees, including his Juris Doctor.Yeah you’re right, two degrees but I’m right too because one was a Juris Doctorate. Don’t know if that was you but that anon said 4 phds so my point still stands that he didn’t earn 4 phds he earned a Juris doctorate which isn’t really a phd. Don’t mean any offense just clarifying, I didn’t even know what a Juris doctorate was until I googled it after watching the movie ages ago.
>>220741530maybe the real prison is the one in our minds
>>220740014Through the power of sucking dick and eating shit
put the bunnehback in the box
>>220742843he was waiting him to say his name again so he could interrupt him and deliver his quip while killing him
>>220742906Never, ever try to correct me again. You got that?
>>220743156Oh yeah? What’s gonna happen? You gonna piss your panties? I wasn’t trying to start an argument I was just saying there’s a difference. Kiss my ass
>>220743114Okay, but he still wouldn't stop after Cy-. He would say "Cyrus" and Cyrus would mumble "onara" over it incomprehensibly.
>>220741530You think Johnny 23 would rape him?
How did Cyrus become the shot caller in this film?
>>220743464That's why he only has 23 flowers in his tattoo. If he was supposed to have a flower for every man he raped he wouldn't have enough room on his body.
>>220743463he did, it's just the scene cut to cyrus and the mic was near him so you couldn't hear the other guy
>>220740014When they called Cyrus the Virus they meant he had AIDS, right?
