Magic, bitch! Next you are going to hate on big with tom hanks and mannequin? Eat my cock!
>>220740413No need to apologise OP - maybe your next thread will be better.
>>220740413Why waste the wish on one girl when you can have all the girlsI have a list of around 80 celebs I would want as my harem of sex slaves, I would crack this over that list
>>220740413I'd believe that before I believe a 9/10 is friends with a group of losers, is fucking the fat one, and has feelings for the incel.
>>220740520Love, dummy kun! I envy and pity you if you havent been in love.
>>220740520I'd wish for every star in the universe to explode 15 hours after you get raped by patton oswalt
>Retarded zoomers are obsessing over another "be careful what you wish for" horror film.Hollywood is dead.
>>220740413>is that an... unexplained magical object that instigates the story? there must be an expanded universe or supplimentary materials that explain this...... right VAATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I wish for pic rel to immediately quit Hollywood and start an OF
>>220740543id wish for you're mum to have sex with my penis
Why do chuds always need to feel smart?
>>220741398Nothing smart about noticing that the premise is retarded
>>220740413same as every horror movie
>>220740413I know there's always that classic 'you cant wish for more wishes' rule of limitation in this kind of genre but I always wonder if wishing that 'from now on everything I wish for will come true' is also breaking that rule
>>220740413Why did he give up so quickly on the idea of someone else wishing his wish away? I thought for sure he would go to Andy Richter's character. Or why not, idk, literally fucking anybody?? Instead he's like "aww mannn my friend wished for a billion dollars, further confirming the OWW actually works for anything, but fuck it, the movie has to end so I guess I'll kill myself!"
>>220742128>WhyBecause the filmmaker is an ideas guy, not a writer.
>>220740533>9/10>that gross tortaNo
>>220740413All horror movies are complete dog shit slop. Its not surprise that horror is women's favorite genre. I fucking laugh at all the simps that have to sit through so much slop just to get laid every month. If that
>>220742544true it's a childish genre.
>>220742544>people getting laid?>heh... couldn't be me
>>220740413Would an movie about a detective trying to figure out what the fuck is going on after the ending be kino or not?
>>220741398>chuds
>>220740520Go ahead anon. Make an inherently evil wish, and see how things go for you
>>220743065Well, if you didn’t become a caricature of what these kind of faggots accuse you of being….
>my disgusting subhuman of a mother is gorgeous now!!!Do plebbitors really speak about their parents this way?
>>220743101is the caricature in the room with you right now?
>>220743206It’s on the anime forum I’m posting on.
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>>220740413as retarded as a magical ring that gives its owner the power to conquer the world? or a book that writes itself as you read it and involves a fantasy land with dragons that look like dogs?
>>220741300Me are mom? The monkey paw curls. I take a plan b pill and you are never born.
>>220740413>I want girl to love me>ok she’s possessed and mindraped by a demon who terrorizes you and destroys your life heh be careful what you wish for
>>220744123kek.what is the best wish? for me it would bewhatever entity that grants wishes kills itself and rots in hell there is no way that such a wish has any bad effects on me, right?
>magical wish toy that actually works 100% of the timeFeel like more people would be aware of this.
>>220744195I would simply wish for Nikki to piss and shit herself in my house every day
>>220744300Nothing in the movie makes any sense if you really think about itNeat concept, executed terribly
>>220744308do you perhaps want to suck her dick? maybe eat her shit if she tells you to?
>>220744300somebody probably wished for the toy to remain obscuresounds like something a contrarian here would do
>>220740413https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
>>220740413Yes, all horror should only have le human beings as le real monsters and as metaphors and allegories to depression
>>220740413>Sorry but this was retarded
>>220745540Wow that rubber arm looks great
>>220745284lmfao, forgot about this
>>220743165So this is a commercially available monkey's paw, wouldn't this break the world? Kinda ruins the movie's premise
This movie was great because Nikki's character was a highly accurate portrayal of every women ever
>Morale of the movie: MEN BAD>every single movie ever made after 2012
bear should have wished he had more confidencejust be yourself bro
>>220741398>WAAAAH STOP USING OUR OWN CYNICAL HYPERCRITIAL RHETORIC AGAINST US!
