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Where do you rank his movie in the pantheon of nu-horror?
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I would love to see him get his ass beat in a versus match.
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I liked it but the rest of the movie didnt hold up. The ending did not stand up.to nic cage's insanity.
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>>220740821
6.5 / 10

slightly below Weapons which I would rate 7 / 10
both not really satisfying to watch with their endings
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everyone loved this movie in the first week of release but then some popular twitter accounts said "ummm ackchually it's shit" and now everyone thinks it's shit. Exact same thing happened with Weapons. Engagement farming accounts have ruined movie discourse.
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>>220740821
i wish perkins would get someone to help him write. if he had someone to reel him in a bit i feel like he could make something great. beyond that i find all of his movies are just slightly better than alright.
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>>220740821
A little below average
It Follows > Smile / Smile 2 (flip flop between which is better) > Get Out > Hereditary > Talk to Me > Weapons > Longlegs > The Black Phone > Midsommar > Whistle > Heretic > The Black Phone 2 > Lee Cronin's Mummy > Bring Her Back
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Anything involving satan is an automatic 0/10 for me. I dont play around with demonic shit and neither should (you)
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>>220741775
Pretty solid ranking. I would actually put Smile 2 at the top.
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>>220740988
I would pay to see him fuck up Longlegs in Imax.
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>>220742614
Longlegs would get the shit fucked out of him.
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Fuck Longlegs.
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>>220741259
Are there modern horrors you would rate 8/10 or higher
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1/10, ruined by the ending
When you confirm magic is real and the demon is real, you also confirm the mom was right all along, and thus the moral highground the movie tries to sell with the MC is absolutely mistakenly false and in the wrong, because magic is real.
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>>220744533
When Evil Lurks
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>>220741775
Smile 2 is like 30min longer than it should be you turbo pleb
It just goes on and on and on
And it's not a buildup it's on and on and on
And both Smile ends in "unreliable narrator all along ;)", the equivalent of "it was all a dream all along"
Just like Oculus, it deserves to be in the fucking trashbin, retard, nothing that's "it was all a dream all along" should be higher than ground level, EXCEPT Alice in Wonderland because it actually foreshadows it
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>>220741264
Dude fuck off. "We all loved this movie until someone told us to not like it!" I don't use social media and I wasn't even using this site during the release and it's shit.
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>>220740821
At the bottom
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>>220740821
Honestly, I didn't get it.
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>>220741775
>Bring Her Back below any Black Phone

Your opinions are worthless.
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>>220742614
>killer who uses a puppet doll
vs.
>killer who makes real killer dolls
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Only good part of this movie was Cage and there wasn't enough of him.
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>>220741775
i enoyed it follows when it came out but in retrospect I think we all overrate it
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>>220745622
Crazy seeing Longlegs get the shit kicked out of him by him.
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>>220745622
>puppet who uses a killer maker
Which film?
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>>220740821
reminder that trannies seethed at this because they saw the character as a mockery of trans people
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>>220745462
Anyone who rates Bring Her Back isn't worth listening to
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did anyone ever figure out why he was called long legs? I've heard a few theories but they're all reaching at best
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>>220746369
Trannies themselves are a mockery, so they must always be seething
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>>220745955
>>220740988
>>220742614
>this gay rejected muppet is totally a horror icon
Is that why its nobody but you and you talking to yourself spamming, fucking faggot seth harris
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>>220747275
he calls himself "longlegs" because when he meets the protag as a child, he says "oh I forgot that I was wearing my Long Legs" and he bends down to talk to her

aka he made a stupid little joke and decided to keep that name for some reason

and he's like a spider living in the basement or something idk
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Longlegs? It would be fun to see that stupid bitch have to compete in the age of AI.
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>Ummm sorry Longlegs you stupid bitch. You actually have to compete in a versus match.
How much do you want to bet he drops his stupid cute shit real fucking fast?
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>It's just one of those days!
>Longlegs you better back the fuck up
>Before you get fucked the fuck up!
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>>220748525
Fucking loser samefag, tobin bell is gonna die within the end of the decade and I will be fucking giddy when he does
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>>220749549
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives, you little bitch.
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>>220740821
I rate pretty much every single one i see a 4/10 on IMDB.
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I just sort of stopped reading reviews of movies because it either comes from bots, political activists, or faggot redditors. None of whom I want to ever hear opinions from.

I enjoyed the movie. It wasn't citizen kane but it had a few great scenes.
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>>220749739
>a cu with saw would be so funny
This is why nobody likes you, all your soulless ‘memes’ were generated by chatgpt, you’re a faggot that likes nigger porn and you’re not just a redditor but a janny on reddit
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>>220749755
Does anyone used Letterboxd?
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>>220740821
It was a dishonest movie like every other nu horror except skinamarink
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>>220740821
Very low. It had a great set up that ultimately went nowhere.
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>>220740821
Why do they always make troons the bad guy? Is it bc they command "uncanny valley"?
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>>220741775
Where does Oddity fall on this list
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>>220752822
A really solid B. Even a hater would have to give it at least a C.



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