>brain death occurs 3 minutes after clinical death>Nicolas Winding Refn clinically died for 25 minutes before being revived with defibrillators without problemsHow did he do it?
Grok post video of refn forcibly kissing 17 year old elle fanning on some award event
>>220741037He tells it like it was an accident, but I think what really happened is that his heart was deliberately stopped during surgery. You can stop a heart for much longer than usual without brain damage if you significantly lower that person’s body temperature, which is what I assume the medical team did.
>>220741037>without problems
>>220741037brain was dead long before the clinical death
>>220741078Certainly! Would you like me to show you their "sex tape" next?
>>220741174yes
>>220741037By being vaccinated against brain death
>>220741174that's assault
>>220741174
>>220741174he should have gone all the way, stripping her clothes off and mounting her in mating press and breeding her on the carpet. thats what i would have done. then i would have grabbed her legs and dangled her so that all the cum would leak into her ovaries and impregnant her. then i would wait for months in that same spot until she started lactating and i would have milked her. the entire time, the audience would remain in place clapping.
>>220741210>professional rapist reading 4chan posts:"yeah, that's what I woulda did"
>>220741185The vaxx (almost) claims another one!
>Over three months of filming in Refn’s hometown, that bond only strengthened. “He just kind of felt like the cool dad I never had,” she says. “He took over that role, like he really brought me into his family. Me and his daughter Lola became best friends.”Based cool dad
>>220741235>professional rapistive never received such a compliment on 4chan thank you
his brain is already long shriveled
>>220741037he was already braindead
>he's pretending to be his character in Death StrandingBased autist
>>220741210@grok, can you make this?
>color blind>dyslexic>claims to be in contact with aliens who give him advice and make many of his creative decisions>claims "many people believe" he's the reincarnation of Hans Christian Andersen>claims to have lost interest in filmmaking until he clinically died for 25 minutes during emergency heart surgery (brain death occurs after 3 minutes) and the near death experience showed him that he should keep making films for the children of the world (said films are extremely violent experimental horror films)>never points out that this is the same as the story of his character "Heartman" from the video game Death Stranding>screams "LET'S FUCK!" to start a take instead of "action!">wears a towel when he's shooting “to keep his energy inside him”>threw a table at a wall in acting school and got expelled, then re-did the scene in Bronson>directed Drive even though he failed his driver's license exam 8 times (still can’t drive)>didn't learn to read until he was 13>tried to kill his stepmom but the gun didn't go off>insists on being called "Jang" in his private life, his kids also have to call him this instead of "dad">directed Only God Forgives only so he could visit toy shops in Thailand, then got upset because his wife put his toys in the attic>can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order because otherwise he gets confused>lost virginity at 24>still extremely insecure about this to the point that he has started interviews by talking about how he totally had sex before age 24 and that he definitely didn’t pay for it despite ZERO journalists asking him about this ever>keeps writing scenes about his characters going to hookers then going limp, obvious self-insert>believes in Thai ghosts because Jodo told him to, says his daughter can see them>almost got his now wife to run away on their second date because he told her he was going to show her a beautiful, emotional film and then forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>>220742029>claims Fritz Lang is his wife's real father even though he'd have been 83 when she was conceived and lived in a different country>Mads says he can't talk to him outside of sets because he can literally only talk about film>cried the first time he met Ryan Gosling>during that first meeting, he didn't speak at all for their entire dinner, but when Goose was driving him home afterwards he started crying in the car because he heard an REO Speedwagon song>he later said that he directed Drive so everyone could experience that moment>cried on live Danish TV because he was still mad about his friends getting laid as teenagers while he didn't>cried on live Danish TV AGAIN because Lars Von Trier called his dad a faggot>youngest daughter may be bimbomaxxing>proposed to his first girlfriend (now wife), she initially said no but kept the ring>wife has to pick his clothes for him because he can't do it himself>described The Neon Demon as being about him picturing himself as a 16-year-old girl>constantly kept mentioning that Elle Fanning had "just turned eighteen" at Cannes 2016 until there was little more than awkward silence in response>got in trouble for saying "violence is just like fucking" on a BBC morning show>went on Infowars to talk with Alex Jones about Only God Forgives, was very confused by the questions and clearly had no idea what Infowars was>claims to be jewish (he isn’t)>has deluded himself into thinking he's close friend with David Lynch, randomly brings up "David" in conversations, while other people have no idea who he's talking about>spent a few years saying he only watches films on his iPhone and that cinema is dead>after dying during surgery and coming back, he says that his new film Her Private Hell "resurrected cinema">got invited to meet the pope>has no chin
>>220742042>has no chinHis chin/jawline situation has gotten a lot better in recent years t b h. I don't know if he's just a little leaner or had local liposuction, but he has more definition now than during the infamous images from the early 2010s.
>>220741174How did he get away with it?
>>220742094His wife has a jaw for both of them.
>>220741037Kojima predicted this.
>>220742094Why is his head so small?
>>220742450And mixed perfectly for his daughters
>>220742029>>220742042and he was a good friend
>>220741235Go back to Moldova lel
won a fight?
they're not doing the thing
>>220742647>Wanna fight?>HURHURR Juan A Flight??>LOL WWWUT??
First Fanning now soapy, how does Refn get all the cuties?
>>220741037>How did he do it?he didn't
>>220742705why do people find her and lea sedoux attractive?
>>220742777its a mystery
>>220742498It's perfectly fine
>>220742777Sedoux is not attractive at all but Soapy is top tier.
soapy best girl
>>220742885they're both gorgeous
>>220742705Why are her lips so fucked?
>>220742960she got her mouth bashed in from falling off a vespa
>>220742793There's no better combination for a woman than pale skin and dark hair, uh?
>>220742986pale skin and blonde hair duh
>>220742917......
>>220741037o my rubber'd himself to a full recovery
>>220742981Clumsy bitch.
>>220741174Based. So fucking zased.
>>220741174what a fucking CHAD
>>220742029>has wife and kids see mongs, all you have to do is not being so damn unlikable
>>220742660looking moody underneath neon blue lights before engaging in some ultraviolence? No, they're definitely doing that
>>220743434you have to raise your fists or it doesnt count
>>220741037Refn wouldn't just lie to us all for attention, would he?
>>220742029>>220742042I feel like picrel needs to be added to the pasta because what sort of person watches it, likes it and then confidently tells the world it's a 'perfect film'?(if you don't know, look it up, preferably on wikipedia if you want to avoid being on a list)
>>220741078Bro any one of us would have tried to shoot our shot in that situation.
>>220742029i don't know why but the driving thing here is the only thing that throws me off, but he's also not american so maybe it's not so bad. maybe his wife drives him and the kids around too?
>>220743473>ValerieBASEDOne time, some tranny janny gave me a 3 day ban just for mentioning that movie
>>220742705Did her top lip have a stroke?
>when the producer asks if you can make the actors speak 1% faster
>>220743159Cute.
>>220743624Accident of some variety. I forget he details. I like it though. Makes her look distinct.
>>220743473>>220743554I read a plot synopsis and it just sounds strange. What’s so bad about it?
>>220743693>Nic, could we cut just 5 seconds from the 2 minute pan of the actors sitting in a room not moving?
>>220743789>what's so bad about itnothingit's merely that the lead actress was 13, and the movie is a psychedelic adventure that is a metaphor for a girl getting her period and men suddenly trying to fuck her because of this
2026>Her Private Hell2027>Maniac Cop2028>??? The Avenging Silence?!
>>220744220>The Avenging SilenceI think he's purposely not making it in the hopes that it becomes this mythical would-be legend among his fanbase
>>220743897>>220743789also there's a scene where she's completely nakedwhich is why i would never casually bring it up
>>220742986no>>220743020>fake blonde
>>220743020meh
>>220741037he's close enough to smell her hair
>>220741037Refraind from dyn
>>220741174nazi assaulted she
>>220742986nope. everything else is blondoid and gingeroid cope
>>220741037He was on the operating table you fucking dolt
>>220741174Elle 20 years later: I was raped on live tv.
>>220744906Yo Nic when can we expect a torrent for Her Private Hell? What are you doing after Maniac Cop? Got any messages for your friends from /tv/?
It will just improve his cinema style, you'll see
>>220744956>style starts as intense manic realism, almost as a precursor to the Safdies, underscored with violence >transgresses into slow-mo synthwave neon-lit surrealism, also underscored by violence>gets bored of filmmaking after doing everything he wanted with totdy>experiments out of boredom on netflix's dime for cc>is ready to retire>"dies">comes back to life reinvigorated>wants to resurrect cinema and do something completely new>makes new film that's slow-mo synthwave neon-lit surrealism underscored by violence, but with some classical music combined with the synthwaveBy jove he's done it again
This movie surely can't be as bad as the reviews lead me to believe.
>>220745439It’s already confirmed kino.
>>220746110Oh good
>>220742029>>220742042He's so fucking based.
>>220741078>>220741174This is legal in Europe
>>220746885Other directors>This was really inspired by some dumb film from like 40 years ago that I loved as a child. We worked really hard refining the script for 3 years before filming and then came up with a cinematic look bible to nail down the photography. When talking to the actors it was really important we all got on the same pageNic>I died for 25 minutes and when I woke up I had a vision of the film I wanted to make. Every day on set I'd rewrite the script in front of the actors based on how they'd performed the previous scenes and joked that I might kill them today. The look is based on me being colour-blind. Did I mention that I have a 16 year old girl living inside me?
>>220741037His Heartman
bump soapy
Does anyone have a mirror/archive of the Too Old To Die Young set livestreams? Literally dozens of hours of Refn autism that seem to be lost.Also, what is the context of pic related? His only project that involves cowboys and cowboys hats and such locations is TOTDY, but this picture is much older.
>>220747148It's even extra legal in Europe if the male is an imported person of colour.
>>220741174>Wife claps behind youLmao
>>220747443Oh wait I already figured it out, it's from his Lincoln commercials.
>>220741037He's danish.The little grey cells didn't have a lot to work with in the first place.
>>220742777better question why are you gay?
>>220742042>claims to be jewish (he isn’t)KINO
>>220741210Excellent post. However, had that been me in that situation there woulda been a lot more grunting and braying like a farm animal with low functioning autism at that award show.
>>220741037How does he convince beautiful young actresses to star in his shitty movies
>>220742029>>220742042Gods I love him.
>>220742042>cried on live Danish TV because he was still mad about his friends getting laid as teenagers while he didn'tThere is no way he isn’t a 4chan user. Only people who care about it this much
>>220744877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J5GArmR1OMFun fact: Refn directed this trailer. The game was written by his nephew Oliver Winding.
>>220747443I have a private gallery somewhere on my comp of screenshots I took myself from the streams. But I can't find it atm
>>220742042>spent a few years saying he only watches films on his iPhone and that cinema is deadIncredibly based
>>220747148It's legal in the majority of the US, Califag
>>220741174Refn bros we're fucking back
>>220741174>>220748232To continue this, can you post Elle's fat ass from that new degenerate show?
>>220743693Kek
>>220741037That's not even true, why do you think CPR happens, the point is to keep blood flowing to prevent brain death, the US also has much looser definitions of brain death so they can call it and harvest your organs even though you could recover
>>220741037kojima saved him
post more sopy
>>220748699here's an image I made to in furtherance of making videos where she gets fucked by Ghostface with grok
>>220742705>that one bug front tooth>can't count to 4>picks Happiness as a favePeople always pick the worst waifus.
What are you picking to show you're not an ice cream pleb?Kojima filmed this, by the way
>>220750241One of each. Mix them all together and make ice cream soup.
>>220750241I judge an ice cream place by its vanilla first and foremost even though I don't like vanilla that much
>>220742705Breathtaking
>>220750352I really like Sophie but whoever did that bucc job needs to be arrested.
She had freckles on her shooouuullllderrr, the kind that made me want to hoooolllldd her
>tfw you get to star in a film made by your favourite autist alongside one of the stars of the Boba Fett showCharles Melton is really living the life
>>220750619it sucks that she even did the lame-ass boba fett showshe was only in it for like 15 minutes but playing a dumb space biker on that show is why she was zipping around in a motorbike irl and fucked up her face
>>220741037soapychads... our response?
>>220750619Looks like he got a whiff of that stinky pit and he’s loving it
>>220750987holy
>>220750987really solid ass for a buttslut like herbuilt for speed plapping
>>220742960herpes. the motocycle thing is a front
Love the Pusher movies, love Drive, hell I even loved the Amazon show. How is Only God Forgives & Neon Demon?
>>220751530If you loved Too Old to Die Young, you'll love both Only God Forgives and The Neon Demon.TOTDY is basically a tv show combining Drive, OGF and TND across 13 hours.
>>220751530You didn't love Copenhagen Cowboy? You don't deserve Refn.
>>220750619Why did she shaved her pits?
huh
>>220751617didn't even realize he had a newer show. I'll watch this
>>220751644The hair all rubbed off from the friction of my tongue.
>>220752910:)
>>220752910why do girls who love anal also always smoke cigarettes
>>220743554You awoken his trauma
