OH NONONONOHAHAHAHAHAH
>>220741947>Solo bombing and RoS not doing well resulted in them canceling their movie plans to make Disney+ shows>Find success with Mando>Completely destroy it making Star Wars popular again with Book of Boba and Obi Wan>Every Star Wars show and Mando season 3 bombed>Finally make a new movie after almost a decade>Somehow does worse than SoloIt's truly amazing that Disney destroyed the Star Wars brand so badly that not even the merch can sell. Even the prequels had merch sell well. This shit has to be studied in schools in the future, yes?
>Star Wars is finally overDisney wrecked the second most profitable IP in Hollywood because 'fuck men'. Mourn Star Wars for what it was, not what it became. Andor is still not good.
Only developmentally stunted retards still care about Star Wars.
>>220742041Do you get an alert every time someone makes a star wars thread?
>>220742018It wasn’t about the money. IT’S ABOUT FAMILY
>>220741947>>220742041The theater I went to was literally packed full of people. Americans are having a blast at the movies again and theres no amount of cynicism on this board that will stop it
>>220742055Yes you retards need to laughed out of town.
>>220742068>The theater I went to was literally packed full of people.What did you go see?
>>220741947Maybe the Jake sequel will turn things around
>>220742068>Americans>people
>>220742041>>220742072I agree
In all fairness the Clone Wars 2008 movie is the lowest
>>220741947I still love how they keep specifying that it's a Disney star wars film because George's star wars films made money
>already made back its $165 million budget opening weekend TV btfo
>>220742098that was a straight to DVD tv pilot cut into a movie
>>220742041>Only developmentally stunted retards have ever cared about Star Wars.FTFY
>>220742124Think and wait a bit before you gloat indian
>>220741947>bombing harder than this piece of shitIt's over
The Grogu scenes were incredible, rest was shit.
All they had to do was make a gritty bounty hunter movie and instead they made it into their disney slap crap.Watching a mandaorian search for a missing child in the Coruscant underworld would be 10x more interesting.
>>220742082For me it's Luuke: An Old Beginning which has a 20 minute conversation between Luuke and his master Sheeven defining "breasts" by quoting the Wookieepedia article
>The mandalorian & groguI honestly didn't even know there was a new star wars movie
Since when is polymarket CNN?
>>220743015'at's aroight mate, they's a dingledungle tickytuckah wallah *didgeridoo sounds*
they still blaming the coofhttps://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/business/story/2026-05-24/star-wars-opening-weekend-mandalorian-grogu>The movie — starring Pedro Pascal, Sigourney Weaver and Jeremy Allen White — benefited from positive reviews from moviegoers, but it stopped short of shattering expectations. Its initial financial performance was on par with the disappointing 2018 opening weekend for “Solo: A Star Wars Story.” That film notched $103 million in its opening weekend.>Still, as cinemas struggle to recover from pandemic-era shutdowns, a film that generates more than $100 million in its opening weekend is typically seen as a success.
>>220742938LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
No one gives a shit about Star Wars anymoreYou can thank Filoni and Disney for that
>>220743070>and Jeremy Allen WhiteIs this the guy who yells at food
>>220742124>already made back its $165 million budget opening weekendIt needs to make 2.5x that to account because>marketing costs which is never included in the budget>the amount the theaters take because they're not showing these movies for free. They want to make money too
>>220743070>they still blaming the coofWe've had movies making a billion post-Covid. There's no excuse
>>220742141Yeah, that was really just a pilot for the animated series that had a brief release they didn't really bank on as a blockbuster. It's like technically, through Fandango, The Killing Joke had as theatrical release as a Batman movie.
>>220744097that's the one
>>220742041I care that the people who are still milking it are losing money
>>220742141And this is a series of television stitched together as a feature film. Your point?
>>220741947Oh my god who the hell cares?Just ignore Disney and itll eventually fuck off.
>>220743090>FiloniThat guy sucks but don't pretend anyone woild have failed coming off the KK disaster
>>220742068But that's enough about Michael, Anon, tell me how Mando was.
>>220742068same. i saw the movie at the theater in my Capital City and it was exactly the same
>>220742016Should be yeah, but from what I've seen the industry seems to be shrugging and saying oh well, I guess kids just don't like Star Wars anymore because the IP is too old. Same as how it was 'superhero fatigue' that killed Marvel, etc
>>220742016In the future there will be no schools...ONLY ROBOTS!
>>220743070>Its initial financial performance was on par with the disappointing 2018 opening weekend for “Solo: A Star Wars Story.” That film notched $103 million in its opening weekend.That's not accounting for inflation, Mando's $100m opening is roughly $75m in 2018 bux. It's the worst performing Star Wars film by a large margin
As much as I hate Dave filoni, I can't say he was the one to kill Star Wars. It was JJ Abrams with episode 7. >All star wars established lore is thrown out the window>Female main character>Mary Sue who can beat guys up despite not being a warrior and can fix millenium falcon better than han>Plot rehash of new hope>Cool looking villian but his motivations are stupid>No explanation why the Empire still exists despite being defeated in OT>Where is the Republic? They won the war, why are they "the Resistance" now? >Han solo is a bum again and split up with Leia >Luke is a loser failure who tried to kill his own nephew for no reason >Also has no other new Jedi trained in all this time>Never get to see old han, Luke, and Leia together because han is killed off>"Rey YOU are the chosen one, here Luke's lightsaber is yours, the millenium falcon and Chewie belong to you too"And then you can't even be mad at Rian Johnson for ep 8 when he has been handed a plate of garbage to continue from. Garbage in, garbage out
>>220742953I just took a massive Grogu
>>220745139>who is Rey? story for another time>how did Kylo turn? story for another time>who is that character Max von Sydow plays? story for another time>why is the Empire back and so strong? story for another time>why is the New Republic so weak? story for another time>why is Luke missing/a bum? story for another time>who is Snoke? story for another time>why is Han now a smuggler again? story for another time>why is Leia leading another rebellion when she was in charge of the New Republic? story for another time>who are the knights of ren? story for another time>why does the First Order have an even larger death star now? story for another time>why did the New Republic switch their capitol from Coruscant to the Hosnian system? story for another timeevery single plot development and story information is a "story for another time" in that movie
>>220745139fair criticisms, but last jedi's opening weekend was still over $200 millionthe way rian managed to sever general audiences from the brand needs to be studied for generations to come
Why did they name him grogu? Baby Yeed is a much better name
The mistake of trying to continue SW is not acknowledging that the wider audience understood that the 6 movies told the story of Anakin/Luke and that story concluded.They should've started a new saga with a new mythic journey of a different character unrelated to anything going on in the OT/PT.Set it a thousand years into the future and start fresh. That way it's a clean start and it's not fucking up everything else retroactively.You can still have lightsabers and same kind of aesthetic in general and recognizable elements but a completely new story could be done.Sort of what like KOTOR did, but in the past of the setting, they could've done in the future.In parallel they could've still used the PT/OT era to tell smaller stories for people that prefer that.Instead they tried to continue the saga and it ended up retarded on all fronts.Now the same is being done with LotR with Colbert writing a continuation of the concluded story, which again is idiotic.
>>220741947>>220742016>>220742018APOLOGIZE
>>220742018>Andor is still not goodBased post
>>220742068>Americans are having a blast at the movies againThe vibe shift is crazy
>>220745139>And then you can't even be mad at Rian Johnson for ep 8 Of course I can. It's like hiring someone to clean a hoarder's house, and instead of doing it, they just set the building on fire.
>>220744263Probably 3.5x, they are doing an absolutely insane marketing push for it.
>>220745719Why should anyone apologize to this fat fuck? He mishandled the prequels so badly that everyone hated them, and he had no choice but to let someone else continue. But instead of choosing someone suitable and maybe consulting on and producing the thing like he did with the original movies, he just sold it to fucking Disney of all companies.If Star Wars is shit nowadays, it's because of him.
>>220742016Why would they teach you about their failings? They will instead teach your children and their children to blame you
>>220741947I love how literally every one of these headlines has to asterisk their articles with.>lowest DISNEY Star Wars opening Because god forbid normies ever find out the lowest opening for a star wars movie was actually a dedicated Lucasfilm project headed by Lucas himself earning only 14 million dollars during a noncompetetive month losing to the Dark Knight on its 4th week in theaters.
>>220745918this, plinkett exposed the charade for everyone to see
The prequels had energy and there was a story to tell there. Maybe misguided energy.But the sequels have no energy whatsoever. It's like watching a prolonged commercial for something you're not buying. Characters say lines that don't matter and mean nothing. Everyone is just going through motions. Things happen. At no point is it clear that a driven human being sat down and wrote any of it. It was clearly made by some committee that wanted to make the blandest SW thing imaginable and just go through a checklist.The whole thing is so anti-human it's baffling.
>>220745829>It's like hiring someone to clean a hoarder's house, and instead of doing it, they just set the building on fire.Based Rian
>twitter screencap>twitter screencap for gambling siteCan this shithole get any worse?
>>220746423Who gives a shit about the fact that’s it’s a screencap of xitter you braindead midwit, would it make any difference at all if OP screencapped another random site with the same headline? Embarrassing post, consider going back to ifunny, boomer.