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We demand a sequel
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>>220741968
>brie
>basmati
>blues
this has it all
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>>220741968
Absolutely disgusting
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>>220741968
more like basmati browns
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SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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>>220741968
>saaaar we demand kino sequel saar
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Capeshit to streetshit, even i feel a little bad for her
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>>220741968
>cute romance
>fish-out-of-water comedy
>attractive leads

Why the FUCK am I only JUST NOW hearing about this kino?!?!
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>>220741968
Plot for the sequel?
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>>220743467
>Basmati Blues (2017)
>Captain Marvel (2019)
looks like her indian audience may have propelled her career to new heights
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>>220741968
This movie was a lightning in a bottle.
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>>220741968
They could barely photoshop the disgust out of her face.
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>>220741968
Cute and charming.
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>>220741968
>We
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Was it a humiliation ritual?
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>>220741968
I miss comfy films.
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I like this genre of movie.
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>it's real
looks alright
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>>220741968
What will the sequel be called? Curry Shits?
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>>220741968
Brie needs a new agent asap.
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>>220741968
>mfw scott bakula and donald sutherland are in this
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>>220741968
Every girl likes the first five minutes in India, where they put on a sari and take a few selfies for their retarded "eat pray love" scrapbook. And then...
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>>220741968
What is it about?
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>>220741968
>while my sitar gently stinks
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>>220741968
I'm afraid they maight ruin the legacy of this movie if they ever make a sequel.
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>>220744935
she clearly liked it
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>>220747325
Movie?
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>>220750004
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RRR

It's pretty great
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>>220750408
Thanks.
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>>220747325
You could just watch the Six Flags commercial, it's much shorter, and no need to bathe afterward:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA5OJdeWaiE
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>>220747340
It's mid, 8/10.
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>>220750563
forgot about this
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>>220750408
I'll check it out.
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>>220741968
> JEETED
kek
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>>220752801
Jeets being fucking white women since the 19th century. I don't know why it's a big deal here
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>>220741968
>>220752801
>>220752884
Classic Hollywood actresses thirsted after Indian men. Why is this a surprise?
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saar
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She looks like she's in on a joke here
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>>220753053
I know. It's not like niggers that was illegal for whites to marry one until 50 years ago. Did you guys watched The Thief of Bagdag? You should because it's a classic but the kid actor Sabu was a jeet and he married a white woman in the 50s
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>>220748318
I commend south asian guys. at least he got to the point. meanwhile here in the west most white guys are such damn pussies about asking women out that they then act shocked when black guys are always dating hot white girls because the black guys don't give a shit about being embarrassed or rejection
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What are some kinos about poo culture?
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>>220753474
lmao yeah that's why white women love black guys timmy, their "confidence". their big, black "confidences" lol
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>>220747325
The reality:
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>>220754519
>racist white girl sabotages innocent brahmin bull
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>>220747325
imagine being a poo lmao
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>>220741968
I can't tell what is or isn't AI curry slop anymore
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Why do obsessed with Indian Bhattacharya top Chads? You fat mayo ???
Fuck off mother sister fuckrr

BASTARD
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>>220741968
So, the plot of the movie is...?
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>>220755776
Brie Larson gets the blues.... after being drugged and raped by a pajeet. The cover shows the last time that she will ever smile, just before she dimly realizes through the roofie haze what is actually happening. And since the stink of jeet can literally never be washed off, she ironically becomes literally "untouchable" in the civilized world. Back in India, however, the streetshitter is elected President for achieving the Indian Dream of raping a white woman. And the whole thing ends with a massive bollywood dance number, before everyone returns to their call centers to try stealing your grandmother's identity.
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She probably ate poop behind the scenes while filming this.
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>>220753474
>>220753652
Saar we Bharat CEO
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>>220756048
Jeets don't have the mental acuity to carry out a multistep plan involving delayed gratification; they'd never use roofies when they can just rape in packs.
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>>220756167
that's called honor
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>>220757632
I came up with that response and it only applies to the Chinese. It makes no sense when you steal my joke and apply it to Indians.
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>>220741968
I nutted so hard to this, new fetish unlocked watching being cucked by an Pakistani
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>>220759230
The fact that this movie is posted so much on /tv/ is because all these threads are stealth cuck threads.

I'd never seen /tv/ so sexually excited as when their waifu Snood got JEETED.
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>>220748318
after 5 minutes they need to avoid going to srilanka like the girl in the video did
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>>220741968
Sequels are rarely good.
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>>220759408
>put a "BBC" on top left of the screen
real subtle..
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>>220741968
Holy kino still waiting for arborio blues
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Is there anything more pathetic in the world than the Indian male?
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>>220761326
No.
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>>220753474
Not sure where you live, but I only see white girl and black guy once every 2-3 years. No matter how in shape the guy is, the girl is always busted as fuck. They’re fat, ugly, and have tats.
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>>220741968
Is this AI?
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>>220761734
Yes it's artfully indian
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>>220761326
Yes, you.
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>>220761218
BBC = Big Bharatian Cock
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>Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers

what a fucking stupid name
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>>220762886
>what a fucking stupid sexy name
Fixed your post.
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>>220741968
STOP, MY INVINCIBLE SON !!



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