During a screening, Tom Cruise called out a cinema-goer for eating all his popcorn before the movie even started
Truly unbruisable
>>220742162I would kill myself after this
That's a lot of pop to eat before the film starts
do they not have free refills anymore?
>>220742162Bodied that freak
One refill comin up, Mr Cruise
Joke's on your Mr. Cruise, I only bought an elmost empty bucket.
>>220742162Me when I go to the cinema alone for the first time in two years
>>220742268>elmost How fucking brown are you, Jesus Christ
>>220742162how do you recover from this?
>>220742261>that'll be 31.50 plus tip
>>220742296He's like the wind
tc is a total psycho. can't wait until he does and everyone admits it
>>220742406That's part of his appeal
>wearing a suit to a movie screeningdo whites really?
>>220742261If you think that's impressive, watch how fast he can make that bucket disappear
>>220742294there's no way. one of the richest actors in the world and namable action stars in the world just called you fat, gluttonous, impulse driven with no self control in front of a room full of other rich people on camera. its so fucking over for him.
>>220742162its called min maxing on free refills. you finish the first one before movie, then refill during piss break halfway through and then a final refill at end of movie to take home.
>>220742162I would end my life if this happened to me.
>>220742294>you were supposed to be here 2 hours ago, tom
>>220742162whoops, guilty!!!
>>220742294You tell him to get you another one.
He’s also got a bottle of beer and two glasses of wine
Mr. Cruise is an OTVIII (Operating Thetan: Level Eight). He knew that the young man eating all of that popcorn before the film started was a symptom of a serious disorder. By playfully calling him out, he provoked some introspection. Hopefully Mr. Cruise offered to audit him after the movie.
>>220742162kek
>>220742162I did the same with my buffalo chicken poutine at Obsession the other day
>>220742963Check out this loser counting other people’s drinks
>Bucket of popcorn>glass of champagne and glass of winemurrilard posh is something else
>>220742162what the fuck is this guys problem?
>>220742162He should have said, you've fucking been keeping us here waiting for an hour, cunt
>>220742615I think anyone who treats popcorn that way in preparation would treat it (somewhat) respectfully during the kino watching experience as well.
>>220742162Remember when Tom Cruise made a bizarre commercial trying to save his flop of a movie by saying that he loves "the movies" and "popcorn" looking like budget Conan the Barbarian because he knew people would rather watch Barbenheimer than his trash of a film?
>>220742296I wish this was true. That looks like how he would stand.
This is such a basic social interaction. Company picnic shit. To feel anyone got called out or Cruise is an asshole or that the young guy is some goblin is manic.
>>220742261"From the makers of 'Cocktail' comes...'CONCESSIONS'."
>>220742162He’s just like me
>>220742219Mine doesn't anymore. Good thing there's nothing worth seeing anyway.
>Finally work up courage to go to cinema alone>Tom Cruise shows up and publicly shames youI would kill myself
