The town whore smiles at you.what do?
>>220742650>they all had her but I'm gonna marry her
>>220742650The Mia Khalifa of Hobbiton. Has taken miles of halfling dick but now is trying to be wholesome and goes nuts if you mention her past.
>>220742754>>220742842Its not about where she's been. Its about where she ends up.
>by the time Sam returns to Hobbiton, Rosie has already been married off so he just settles down with a teenage virgin insteadWTF Tolkien
>>220742650since Hobbits are technically Men could a man from Bree come over to Hobbiton and breed Rosie's tight Hobbit pussy? Fill her womb with the seed of Man and get her pregnant?
There's something very satisfying about turning a ho into a housewife
>>220742892We know that goblins and men can breed so presumably even an orc could full her hungry hobbit womb with his little orc babies.
>>220742842>Has taken miles of halfling dickYards at best
Ive been in this situation. She was so drunk I could not in good conscience even flirt back let alone take her home.
>>220742650Smile back and take your turn riding the town bicycle, then put it back where you found it.
>>220742892Probably. Humans and elves can breed but that's also due to weird valar shit about "rejecting" your race (why Arwen would die of old age if she married Aragorn)
Its heavily implied Sam and Frodo are gay, him marrying rosie to dispel the rumours while raising and molesting her offspring from cucking him is one of the central themes of the trilogy
>>220742842Ah, the /tv/'s mothers track. Many such cases
>>220742650Accept destiny, become a her doormat.
>>220742650Fuck her ass in the john, cum on her tits, then have 3 more pints and leave.
get drunk and piss in my neighbours window shrub and fall over
>>220742650>The town whore smiles at you. welp. Time to gird my loins. I'm going in.
>>220742922gaayyy
Wear 2 condoms. Probably 3
Do you think he, you know, had second breakfast?
>>220743654I used to fuck a 7/10 coworker, she never even mentioned the word condom, and since I'm a nigger brained horny motherfucker I didn't either. She said she was on the pill and I always pulled out. She texted me like 3 weeks after I ghosted her saying she thought she was pregnant. Luckily she wasn't. I found out later she has 2 kids by 2 different guys and one is severely autistic.
Merry Brandybuck made this thread.
>>220743724>and one is severely autistic.The apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it anon?
>>220743205The way I see it, Frodo was truly gay after a lifetime of being groomed and sodomised by Bilbo in the shadowy secrecy of Bag End, but Sam, who was raised in the sunlight of the ordinary world, became temporarily gay – or "prison gay" – when he was stranded in the wilderness with Frodo and hadn't laid eyes on a hobbit woman for a year (or however long it was). Once back in Hobbiton, Sam immediately resumed the straight life, because it's better. Frodo chose to leave because of a profound melancholy he could never overcome, a pain the surface text imputes to his old wound from the Nazgul blade, but which was really the broken heart of a jilted homosexual.
>>220743725FOOL OF A TOOK!
>>220742892The size difference...
>>220743646I live in Canada. If she regretted it the next day I could have been charged with rape.
>>220742650Rosie cotton was a fair maiden you take that back!
>>220742912Proudfeet!
>>220742650Whats funny is that incels in this thread think they deserve better. Did you travel to the ends of the earth to save the world? No? And you still think you deserve better than Sam?
>>220743924Just get her to peg you then sue her for rape.
>>220742650Reminds me of that roastie comic where she wants to settle down with a Samwise now because the Legolas and Aragorn chads fucked her but wouldn't marry her.
>>220742650Remember that I'm not a spastic and get my dick wet instead of sitting around wondering home many dicks the girl has had inside her
>>220742910For me, it's goblins and elves
>>220742650>tfw well endowed so dont care how many dicks she's had as long as she's clean. Itll still feel tight.
>>220743741Not mine, thank God.
>>220744332Based cuck
>>220744310Fuck no, have you seen the goblins in The Hobbit movie?
>>220745465Fuck yes! Have you seen the goblins in Goblin Slayer?
>>220742910>her hungry hobbit wombYou mean her hobbit hole?
>Sam on the verge of death>his last thoughts are about how he never got laid
>>220743741kek got m
>>220742650Go on an adventure and return in a year and marry her
>>220742650> Everybody took a ride on the town bike Mr. Frodo... and I just want to ride it too.
>>220746332>she gave me the clap, Mr Frodo and it burns hotter than that time at Mount Doom
>>220746391> don't worry Sam, we'll always have Mount Doom
>>220742908Works better the other way around.
>>220746774I've seen those roleplay videos on the internet too, mindbreaking a housewife is very alluring.
>>220742650Listen here you little shit. Rosie Cotton was pure. We see her turn away unwanted suitors.
>>220742650>The town whoreShe's living her best life.What's wrong with that?
>>220742650Berry my dick
>>220743757I would reckon that Frodo put the ring on and molested every child in town as well
>>220742650Do what all of /tv/'s cuckold dads did and marry the town whore
