watch apocalypto
>>220742852Is there a more badass name than Jaguar Paw?
they were not kidding with this film
>>220742852I already did but I might watch it again.
JUST. LIKE. US.
the resurrection can't come out soon enough!
the feathered serpent concept is scary
>>220742862no>>220742872based
>>220742862Jaguar Dick, has more gravitas I reckon.
>>220742903The sumerians and aztec both worshipped rainbow serpents. Really makes you think.
every shot looks so good
>>220742888tbf us yuros are also despicable sick fucks
>>220742915Middle Eye is a cooler name
>>220742862Tapir Balls
>>220742935So did Africans
>>220742852watch the original
>>220743116qrd
>>220742935Relax, conspiracy theorist. Ancient people saw a big rainbow in the sky and said: “Hey, that kinda looks like a snake.” And then told stories about it to their children for fun, and there’s not a 500 foot long multicolored demigod serpent lurking beneath the Ziggurats and I don’t know why you’d even suggest that, weirdo
>>220743427Haha wouldnt it be funny if the giant snake had a vagina large enough to enter? I mean wow that would be silly
>>220742852one of my favorites movies ever
>>220742852more movies like this?
>blames the mayans for what the aztecs did Cmon Mel
>>220742852Watch the sequel show
>>220743427Top kek
>>220743723The Eagle (2011)
>>220743800then Green Frontier and Embrace of the Serpent
>>220743116>YOU HECKING HAFTA SEE THIS BETTER FLICK!>2 guys fighting over a woman
>>220743723Aguirre, the Wrath of God
Already did,the movie gets the badge of honor of making my phone addicted mom and gf watch it through the end so I know its a good film,women crave violence and gore it's what I've noticed
>>220742852Gibson's best movie
>>220744017what's this from.
>>220742852I have watched it. It's fucking great.
>>220743116>Love between the representatives of two warring tribes changes the balance of power on the whole remote island.SNORE
>>220742852good joke, i watched it like 20 times>>220742862flint sky
>>220744232>female lead is 5'10"
>>220742862how about chicken shit?
Is this movie considered to be racist?
>>220744994Most people dont consider this movie at all. It suffered a few hit pieces / sloppy accusations because ‘muh violent natives’ and because Mel was attached. Generally no, people don’t think its raciss
>>220744994It is the same way Pulp Fiction is racist for having violence between white and black people as well as the word "nigger". Too racist for kids but basically just racial content with no explicitly racist messaging. Kids or whatever your vulnerable audience may be, don't have the context for things like an action movie set in 1492 America or the racial dynamics of the LA underworld.
>>220742852I got 20 minutes into this movie before I realised it was supposed to have subtitles
>>220745236kino
>>220742852I already did. It's better without subtitles.
>>220745236how does this happen to several people? I watched it like 20 minutes thinking>wow this is crazy that the whole movie we're supposed to not understand what they're saying like we're the spaniards
>>220745507We pirated it and assumed there would be english or the subs would be hardcoded from the og movie.
>>220744017How long has your mom been your gf?
>>220745236based.Wish Mel would do a full length Roman Army film, the few Roman army scenes was absolute latin kino, would love to see a full movie.
>>220745558>We pirated it>mfw the aztecs start speaking in russian
>>220745701>Beenada!>Get out of here Jaguar
>>220745236I'm sure you still understood everything
>>220745620Best he can do is Siege of Malta
>>220742862Almost
>>220743800amasoy
>>220742852Do Mexicans still do this?
>>220746295lol no,Only on sundays, not every day like you'd wrongly assume.
>>220746295google santa muerte. spics are obsessed with skeletons, dying and spiritual
>>220744957You took that name already
>>220746295Mayans aren't Mexicans
overrated by fags who role play as history and current events experts
>>220742852I found Waldo
>>220743800Is this worth a watch or does it paint the titular character in a negative light? The girl on the movie poster isn't a good sign.
>>220746295Yes, we do
>>220745248for maximum immerson I cut the electricity, drank rain water and ate raw meat to watch it
>>220747387rain water from a pristine jungle atmosphere, right?
>>220747428no but I collected from a puddle outside
>>220745248I remember when Gibson first announced he was making his Jesus movie, he originally said it was not going to have subtitles, so as to immerse the viewer in the realism. He ofc eventually caved, but at the time a big deal was made about it being in authentic, period-correct Jewish and Roman (or whatever tf their languages were called).
>>220742852does it have cool race supremacy with traditional values?
>>220747701Of course
>>220742852I wish Mel made more movies like this and Braveheart instead of kikeslop
>>220744994maybe, but it's more anachronic and ahistorical, yet the good stuff is the mythical and the primal perspective
>>220742852>are we the baddies?
the human sacrifices WILL stop
>>220747781kek
>>220747781got me
>>220746295Only if you're 0.005 seconds late paying your drug debt
>>220747850They didn't stop tho
>>220742862Pussy Hands
I watched this a couple weeks ago, its really good.
>>220742935>>220743073Don't forget the Australians who called it Jurlungur which is suspiciously similar to Jormungandr which is the world serpent recognized by the ancient Norse. All these myths stemmed from the same story which describes the last global cataclysmic reset event.>>220743427>this reductionist theory I saw on snopes is right because... IT JUST IS, OKAY?!
>>220745236
>>220749498Are you talking about the younger dryas impact event?
>>220742903>>220742935>>220743073>>220743427They worshipped the Demiurge/Yaldabaoth/Samael
zoomers liking shitty gibson films because it's in vogue to hate jews again will never not be hilarious to me. goddamn everyone is so fucking stupid.
>>220749712Probably, though I'd hate to attribute an exact date to it.
>>220742852I JUST REWATCHED IT TODAY.ARE YOU ME?
>>220746295yes
>>220749798People have always liked most of Gibson's movies and even Apocalypto has had a cult following since release.
>>220743723The Dead Lands
>>220743406rapa nui
>>220743800Is this like The Terror s2 to Apocalypto's Terror s1?
>>220751036Did a bit of surface level research and this Miguel guy sounds cartoonishly evil, why are Mexicans like this?
Hahaha just a bunch of ancient nutters sacrificing people and shit lmao
Really hoping there's a 4K at some point
>>220751772Good movie but apocalypto is better.
>>220742852mel made critics seethe so much with this absolute kino that they went all "acktually' on it about it being not historical because the spanish explorers showing up at the end probably arrived in the yucatan a year later than whats listed
>>220742852I had seen it twice. Hell, I might watch it again. Who would think that one of the most diverse (read: not white) movies ever would be made by Mel Gibson of all people.
>>220743800Looks incredibly lame compared to anything from Mel Gibson.
butthurt jews lol
>>220742852A sequel about Cortez's exploits would be absolute kino. Very underrated historical figure
>>220749798Apocalypto is a great movie you terminally online faggot. Stop looking at life through a social media filter
>>220751978i don't think the average mexican nigga is like him
>>220749798You are a millennial who never challenged their own biases. You have a facebook account.Pathetic
>>220742862Doggy Balls
watch Blueberry (2004)https://youtu.be/o3-_yYWHjjg
>>220742852>go to the local video store to rent on dvd when it came out>bitch cashier makes a fuzz because I am underaged>had to humiliate myself by calling my mom so she can verbally agree its fineFuck that bitch, that store closed like a year later.
>>220751978>this Miguel guy sounds cartoonishly evil, why are Mexicans like this?You're asking me how a watch works. For now, let's just say time is relative.
>>220742862Tiger Claw.
>>220742852I do every yearRemember when leftoid jews were convincing everyone this movie was going to be some racist slop portraying the natives as all savages so much that a bunch of spics went apeshit?Then it came out and everyone realize it was a great movie and was showing that regardless of the culture there are always the common people trying to live their lives but getting fucked over by the (((Elites)))Pepperidge farm remembers
>>220742862My mind just associates Paw with furryshit
>>220742935dont forget about the global flood legend that literally almost every religion has
>>220746295they are not aztecs or mayan
>>220742852surprisingly faithful depictions of Chaac. Got to hand it to the expert they had, he did some good work ensuring accuracy.
>>220742862Wolf FangEagle TalonsAxolotl Appendix
>>220742862"Fire is Born" is pretty killer imo. >>220743800>shitty cheap costumes>everything takes place in mud-hutts instead of beautiful palaces and shit>medieval grey-scale for no reasonthere's got to be better meso-kino out there
I cheered when the good guys showed up at the end to put an end to the madness
