max lordyou're putting yourself and everyone else in grave dangeri need you to give me the stonewhat happened to it
>>220745213
>>220745213>GIVE ME THE STONE, GOY>IT WAS PROMISED TO ME 3000 YEARS AGO AND I NEED IT TO KILL PALESTINIAN CHILDREN
>WITH ENOUGH LO-CARB MONSTER (splash) TO FILL THE NILE!
Imagine having millions of dollars and the rights to one of the most popular superheros of all time, and this is what you come up with
KAL-EL NO
>>220745384GIWTWM
>>220745384There’s literally nothing appealing about being crushed by a giant woman’s breasts like that.
>>220746044Wrong
>>220746044>t. the world's gayest man
>>220745213Why did they cast a woman with 0 tits or ass on top of her barely being able to act? Was Snyder stupid?
>>2207463101. Because she's a jewess2. Yes
>>220746310Snyder originally wanted the actress who played Faora to take on the role of Wonder Woman, and at one point, Gal Gadot was set to play Faora. However, when WB said they’d never cast someone like the German actress and Gadot was pregnant and unable to take the part, he ultimately decided to have the German actress continue as Faora instead.
>>220745213I remember when everyone was glazing her like crazy back when the first WW movie released
>imagine dead Palestinian children
>>220745213I am acting.
>>220745213He was definitely thinking how the fuck can somebody be that bad of an actor
>>220745333(Monster splash slaps onto solid stone)(boat propellers are heard grinding against rock)
>>220746044Alright Gulliver
>>220746752This never happened.
>>220745213Was this because of me going >Kal LEL NO! in the other thread? If so I appreciate it
>>220747491>Well, better get started!
Remember when people thought she did a good job in Wonder Woman playing a naïve, almost childlike character unfamiliar with the outside world, then it turned out she was just really bad at acting and was like that all the time?
>>220746044
>>220748209I don't even know why that portrayal got so much praise in the first place, yeah she's new to Man's World but she's not an idiot. Her comic counterpart doesn't even know English when she meets Steve/leaves Themyscira and still navigates the world better.
>>220745213Whoever tricked Gal Gadot into thinking she could act is the cruelest mfer alive
>>220748817She's got a unique look though. Wasn't a fan of her casting but by The Flash I was glad to see her.
>>220745213this movie is fucking stupid but Pedro Pascal killed it>GET ME MY VITAMINS
>>220747192word?
>>220745213>WONDER WOMAN, STOP>THEY ARE NOT TERRORISTS THEY ARE PALESTINIAN CHILDREN
>>220745213How do you make this sound genuine>t. autist
>>220746310This angle wasn't necessary
>>220752219thank god she saved those poor Palestinian kids
The music blaring over the closeup shot of her mildly running with a blank face and desperately trying to make it seem epic destroyed my sides.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wbGonn2DI4
>>220745213That look she has makes me want to eat her sexy pits
>>220752639
>>220745213Turn in your rock. And your other rock too!
>>220746310Because the Jews saw how demographics were changing and wanted a proud, card-carrying IDFascist to lead the charge showing Jews are cool and hip. It’s why her becoming the new Wonder Woman was followed by a very strange campaign describing her as “the perfect woman.”
>>220745213GED DOODE CHOPPA
>>220746310snyder is gay
>>220750081ya he was great
>>220753543
>Kaal Ell Naooo!The Rude Awakening of Kal El
>>220746310A few squats could've given her this build bro, trust
>>220754496Gal is a supermodel. The body in those comic books, doesn't exist irl. Take it or leave it.
>>220747447Will is irish though
>>220754583No
>>220749563She's got no prefrontal cortex
>>220745213This is the first time I had known true disappointment in a movie, bad films used to be whatever, but enthusiasm truly draining from my face was new
>>220750051
>>220754583That's not true, lots of gym girls have bodies like that, gal is just very skinny
>>220754583
>>220755038>pussy extends most of the way down to her knees I don't want this
>>220755038not that much either, diana in the original pic had a nice big ass and thighs without going overboard
>>220754583yes it does
>literally every single person on the planet without exception that got a wish granted gave it up based on a speach about hard work>Even people that wished to cure their inoperable fatal illnesses
Smax Lord
>>220754583I'm starting to believe that conspiracy theorists that say modeling standards were set by gay fashion niggas
>>220755190Wait, that's actually something in the movie? Movies?That's awesome. And people on /tv/ will spend years defending this.
>>220754583huh?
>>220754583Dafne Keen?
>>220746044>nothing appealing about being crushed by a giant woman’s breastsright on anon, im more of an ass man myself anyway
>>220746310Snyder's casting in general was just awful for the DCEU>Lex Luthor>Flash>Aquaman>WW>Loiseven Cavill who looked the part was kind of a shit actor. Seriously what the FUCK was he thinking? his casting in Watchmen was pretty good aside from Ozy
>>220746310He was high during the casting process
>>220755647unironically would this even feel good? are the people into this shit genuinely into getting painfully crushed to death as long as its by hot woman?
>>220746752fanfiction nonsense
>>220747447Now I have an erection. Thanks anon.
>>220755647Based ass enjoyer
KAL-EL
>>220755626Oh, now we’re talkin..
NO
>>220755626The tininess of her waist and the vastness of her ass impresses
When are we getting that Cleopatra flick?
>>220755950The shine is off Pattie Jenkin and the shine is off Gal Gadot. None of those blockbusters are gonna happen anymore.
>>220748315The breeding pits are coming for those with interesting genetics.
>>220755647Makes me sad we'll never get Wonder Woman vs Giganta. DC sucks the most.What do you guys think about the SNL lady being cast as Tiger Woman? Missed the mark like when Michael Bay made Pearl Harbor.
>>220745213They should've at least let her lezz out in this movie like she wanted to
>>220755950>Reporter asks Gadot about playing Cleopatra when she's Israeli and not Greek or Macedonian>Uhhhh like we uh looked for Macedonian actresses and like there weren't any so like that's that As if she hadn't cast herself from the start.
>>220755950>clsordtrd
>>220756034
>>220745213>Uses wish to steal a man's body and overwrite her dead boyfriend over it>The man is still there, she simply sees him as Steve and Steve's consciousness is operating the body>Neither of them EVER comment on this once in the entire movie, that there is a man' body being puppeteered around, and in fact she even has sex with this man's body while Steve is controlling it
>>220756034>hat on hatDid she really need to wink AND whisper to that little black turd?
>>220756093
>>220756106The director thought about having them fist bump afterwards, but decided it was too much.
>>220755991>Makes me sad we'll never get Wonder Woman vs Gigantatbf you could still get that in the new DCU>What do you guys think about the SNL lady being cast as Tiger Woman?i don't think she was an unforgivably bad casting, but the writing wasn't doing her any favors. she could've been an ok barbara but they leaned way too much into her being a cartoony nerd and her turn to villainy had a mid execution
>>220756034The interaction with the kid is only 8 seconds but somehow it feels much longer. The quick wink back and forth is all that was needed, adding a second completely identical pair of shots just makes it look awkward. Like I expect it to cut to her making a third face with a thumbs up or something then a third shot of the kid nodding, and then a fourth of her increasingly stupid faces, and so on.
>>220756171True. What's the story on Giganta? Did DC retcon her into being an ape turned human?
>>220756112>Wonder Woman vs. TF2 ragdolls
>>220756203can't be a retcon if that's the real origin
>>220756203She was originally an ape turned human.DC was really really into gorillas for a while there.There were more gorilla characters than black heroes at one point.
>>220756150>>220756198It would be hilarious if after some back and forth gestures, Wonder Woman just scoops that black girl up, throws her lasso in the air, and kidnaps her. Turn her into a black slave on Themescara.
>>220756034the idea that wonder woman this greek demigoddess of whatever she is would spend her time fighting mall crooks or random street crimes was always dumb to me
>>220756222>>220756240It was news to me. My only reference was Superfriends. There was an Indian who grew tall too. He was probably a wolf originally.
>>220756248Yes it's dumb but how else are you gonna show that the movie is set in the 80s
>>220756222>>220756240>>220756203why hasn't she been GRODDED?
>>220756266No, he was just a harmless ethnic stereotype like most DC characters of color.
>>220756272Who would win in battle of strength? Grodd or the Ultra Humanite
>>220756310Mallah.
>>220756310they're both just giant gorillas so probably the same
>>220756203That was her first origin, she's had a few since then. Post-Crisis Giganta was a scientist who transferred her conscience into a gorilla's body, then to that of a circus strong woman who had the ability to alter her size/strength, leaving the woman's conscience stuck in the gorilla body. iirc her current origin has been streamlined so she's just a scientist with a blood disease who ends up altering her cellular structure while attempting to cure herself.
>>220756387>>220755992is wonder woman actually a lesbo? i see a lot of people wanting her to fuck women but i've never seen any proof that she's into them
>>220756411In mainline DC comics she's officially bisexual but they never pair her with a woman and she always has a male love interest ( typically Steve Trevor ). In alternate universe, most notably Superman: Red Son she was a lesbian.
>>220756411It's been implied since the golden age, but wasn't outright confirmed for a long time. The Amazons were explicitly stated to have sexual relationships with each other around the beginning of Post-Crisis, Diana was iffy though. She'd make vague comments about "not looking for a girlfriend at the moment" and knowing "Amazon courting techniques". Rebirth confirmed that she was a slut on Themyscira.
>>220756411Yes
>>220756339OK thx.
>Maam, I just said your food is ready
>>220756248dumb people like you ruined capeshit
>>220756240Apparently it was found at DC at one point that covers featuring gorillas sold better on average, but because you can't just put one on every cover, they instituted a "Gorilla Limit" for how many covers per month could have a gorilla on them. This was in the 50s or 60s I believe.
>>220756903Pretty sure the last season of Justice League Unlimited had Grodd banging Giganta.
>>220756903Giganta was created before the gorilla craze in the comics though
>>220756248Why? She's a superhero, she fights crime.
>>220755647is he okay
>>220747447why are these jews singing about being atheists? Arent they supposed to be Gods chosen or something?
>>220756248Wonder Woman rides kangas, she shouts HOLA, she leaps and ties people up, her villains are largely metaphors for mind control. Stop overcomplicating things or trying to give her a big sword.
>>220756411Amazons live forever on their island and theyve all had sex with each other. But they go out and get knocked up too. Its more like the default way of life, when they are shown dick they end up liking it. For example theres no instance of WW where she leaves steve trevor to hook up with one of the amazon women once she meets men she prefers that.
>>220757465That’s only for retarded american christians to give them more money.
>>220745213>>220752207>>220752219>>220756034>>220756093jesus the color timing in this movie is atrocious.
>>220757488This
>>220755626inferior to Sydney but a solid second place.
Gadot sucks but I think she was pretty good in BvS, but maybe that's bwcause she was hardly in it and her lines were minimal.
>>220758361>shitface always posing with her face covered or framed weirdly because she's all body and no face
>>220758456both her and her character sucked ass in BvS
>>220758456well she was barely in bvs
>>220757713was it rushing or dragging?
>>220758361Stop the glaze
>>220746044Fag
>>220746310Snyder needs to stop making bullshit compromises to his vision.
>>220757713DC spent 200 million dollars to make every scene look like it was filmed through a dirty fish tank. Mustard yellows for Themyscira, concrete grey for everything else. Truly visionary.
>>220757713Get a life you fucking nerd. I had a great time watching this cuddling with my girlfriend. And we fucked afterwards.
>>220745213pascal was very lucky gadot was cast in this because his performance was godawful but everyones forgotten thanks to her
>>220755038That is a man's ass.
>>220759451the piss filter is brilliant tho since themyscira is actually located in mexico
>>220759473How's Bruce doing?
>>220755038assfaggotry aside, that's a man>>220755182male
>>220747447>imagine there's no Israel
>>220746310NepotismYentas really want to be the new white women
>>220755731Remove Momoa from that list, he was perfect for Aquaman
>>220759857You'll also say he's the perfect Lobo too. Cause that's what dickriders do.But he can't be both the perfect Aquaman and perfect Lobo now can he?
>>220759930Some actors have this thing called range
>>220759930Chris Evans pulled off two different characters just fine.
>>220759937>>220759952You DC dickriders will never change, lol.
>>220759974>Point out an actor played two different MCU characters>somehow DC dickridingget a CAT scan, you have brain damage
>>220759499his performance was actually the best part of the movie though because it was so over the top it was entertaining. watching him chew the scenery was the only parts of the movie that were bearable
>>220758519>weied faceThe subject of this thread has the frontal bone of a sub-human hominin.
>>220745384Imagine she made you rub her feet while you're that size haha
>>220746044agreedthe breasts should be sweaty first
>>220756387why are jewish women like this
>>220759857He was shit in aquaman.>>220759937>Jason Mammamia>rangepick one. His best role is still, an will always be, the alien brute from Stargate Atlantis, where he remained in the background and just grunted.
>>220760072Gadot has weird everything.SS is still an extreme case of butterface
>>220747474Who can't hear what she's saying because her voice is much different from her family
>>220756034what the fuck is the point of the scene and why does it convey nonsense?
>>220756387this webm gave me an erection
>>220757713they wasted film stock just to piss filter all over it
>>220762877Good for you?
>>220763011>piss filterthat's just how piss-skins look.
>>220746310>Was Snyder stupid?Zack Snyder is legitimately illiterate.
>>220763011She looks like she jumped out of a nazi propaganda poster.
>>220755991Why is she flipping me off :(
>>220746310Is there any actress with this build that could pull off Wonder Woman?
>>220756068I love when they wrench language like that, always comes out ridiculous when you realise that even though letters look like other ones, they most certainly aren't and it just spells random shit. Like people getting those foreign language tattoos that say nothing or something dumb like "tap water".
>>220759937some actors not named Jason Momoa
>>220747447I mean, do they serve any other purpose to their parents ?
>>220758361Come on dude, the only thing Sweeney has over Keen is bigger breasts (and Keen is hardly flat). She does not have the waist, ass and hips Keen does.
>>220759634Yeah with those hips huh?
>>220759857>>220759930Momoa was good for the character they made. Whether that means he is a good Aquaman is another story. Is the character they made particularly accurate to Aquaman? Not really. But as far as the charming surfer bro character they did make, he worked well. He IS well suited to Lobo, and seems to be pretty close character wise in the trailers for Supergirl.
>>220746310>Was Snyder stupid?Having seen and read a number of interviews over the years from Snyder, commentaries and whatnot, my conclusion is overwhelmingly yes, he in quite stupid. That doesn't make him 100% devoid of talent or a drooling vegetable, but it is a factor in decision making, being dumb.
>>220759634>unable to identify a female build
>>220764746Keen has a freakish man face
>>220765335No she doesn't, and this entire discussion has been about bodies.
>>220765276>female build
>>220765642yes?
>>220765663Perhaps you can make the case they have a bagina and thus argue they're females in the sense that they lack a dick.But don't go yapping about "female build".
>>220765704...what exactly is it you think a "female build" is?
>>220756034>this will win us the black audience
>>220760390Would rather have that happen as a normal sized person, but hell yeah brother
>>220765642>tiny waist>wide hips>big ass>large thighs>soft tone>short height>breastsSeems pretty female in shape to me.
>>220763810i can't think of any fit pawg actresses tbqhwy
>>220765704>>220765642Genuinely I have no idea what the fuck are you talking about
>>220766042Mid feet
