I don't get it
>>220745838good. lupus is bad for you.
He is giving us the middle finger while also looking slightly seductive. House was actually considered a sexy character at the time
>>220745838House is a fictional character on a television show called House, but he lives in a brownstone.
He wanted to be competent and a genius in his field because being right was all important. Nothing else mattered.
>named house>his team breaks into your houseBravo whoever made House.
>>220745975>House>lives in an apartment
>>220745975Why do rich people live in apartments? I never understood this. Apartments are for poor people.
>>220745838House was a proto-redditor
>>220746014>House>Soundtrack of the show is not House music
>>220745838He just finished doing a gynecological exam
>>220745838Anus
>>220745952Great bit of advertising into tricking women he was cool for riding a skateboard and playing video games. The picture reminds me of Bob Kelly photoshoot that Jim norton hated and roasted his ass for 40 minutes for it.
do doctors in real life break into your house to look for mold?if I get sick will they root through my stuff and see my anime figurines?
>>220746601No they don't get paid enough or care enough for that
>>220746601They are half wits and will spend years treating the symptoms before they ever find the cause. They do not care and are not that smart!
>>220746601If your doctor doesn't already know what anime figurines you have he hasn't done a proper patient history.
>guy has a hand that acts on it's own that interferes with the treatment>rather than just restraining the hand they give uphow dumb are these niggers?
>>220746648Doctors have really gotten so fucking lazy lately it's unbelievable. Especially post covid. Unless I google my own shit and come to them with a fucking pre-prepared diagnosis they will never fucking do anything.
>>220745838It's impossible to take Hugh Laurie seriously after watching Blackadder and Fry & Laurie. Especially when he's doing a barely passable American accent. Lmfao.
>>220746692They were always like that, dont have rose tinted glasses.
>>220745915but it's never lupus...
>>220746014>>220746407> Always House> Never Home
>>220745838Literally me loner genius that is unhappy for being a literally me loner genius
This vexes me
>house>has no problem fucking whores>trying to fuck his female coworkers>does a lot of illegal shit in the show>when a horny teenager tells him she wants to fuck him he says no. Lol.
>>220745838no healthcare worker would ever remove a glove with their mouth because it's unsanitary. who does this guy think he is? bacteria and viruses don't care about your nonchalant attitude to life.
God I love performing oral love on my own biological sister.
>>220746601Assume that if you appear at a Doctor presenting the SLIGHTEST symptoms, your apartment will be turned upside down as if you were Bin Laden.
>>220746857>movie bad guy>evil as shit>tortures people to death, kills indiscriminately>but draws the line at racismLol.Not related to House, just writing in general in TV
>>220746857he gets away with doing crazy shit because he only does it if it's to save a patient and despite his antics he actually respects his coworkers so there's a lot of trust both ways, sleeping with underage patients is like the one thing that actually could destroy his career
>>220746857he knew he was going to get fucking arrested because everybody would know
>>220747031so it's strictly related to preserving his career and nothing to do with his morals as a character?
>Everyone Thought The Doctor Was Uncaring But Actually He Was Always Doing His Best For His Patience
>>220745838It represents him biting off the foreskin of babies.
>>220747029That's a subtle psyop to make the audience feel like racists are worse than mass murders and serial killers (probably)
>>220747066would it make you seethe uncontrollably if that was the case? there's a part of him that would be against it morally, his self loathing and not wanting to fuck with someone's life is a reoccurring theme
Victimless crime.
>>220745838House isn't funny.
Reminder that the chad thundercock phase of chase in the show was very popular with female viewers.
>>220747208just how many times did this show sexualize minors...?
>>220747240Like once per season.
>>220747240>that kid who had a handfull of camerons ass that one episode. I hope it took a couple of times to get the scene right.
>>220747208>episode where chase has a threesome at a wedding>episode where chase chases down the women from the wedding>episode where cameron comes back to sign divorce papers (they fuck)>episode where chase fucks a nun>episode where chase goes speed dating (everyone wants to fuck him despite him pretending to be a retard)>episode where chase hires an intern (they fuck)Medical show?
>>220745838you use gloves to protect your hands from gross stuff so using your mouth to remove your gloves is gross
>>220746053>>220746014usually rich people apartments are in super nice locations and are close to the size of a normal home. not like a studio apartment
>>220747453And then they made him date a korean boy in the show and it pissed of a lot of female viewers if i remember it correctly.
>>220747509They didn't really date, it was a weird platonic living arrangement because Chase needed someone he absolutely wouldn't fuck
>>220747485looks cool tho, it makes more sense when you think of all the boring clinic duty stuff he had to do
>>220747525So you are saying chase put up with the bullshit of the korean boy's mom just so he had a place to sleep?
>>220745838he just gave a prostate exam with that finger
>>220746053There's a few reasons, mainly that they're unsure of where their life will go but can afford something really nice, so they want something temporary until they're sure they're settling down. Another thing is that people like that are heavily focused on career, and don't want to spend a lot of time putting thought or work into a house and improvements/upgrades, and don't spend that much time at home anyway. And lastly, apartment leases give you the ability to move quickly relative to that of a house. Taub is a weird exception, because he has a shitton of money and still lives in an apartment, but that's because him and his wife decided not to have kids, so they don't really need a bigger space.
>>220747543>touch someone who has aids>put gloves in your mouth>now you have aids
>>220747825more like>i think this rash might be cancer>ok let's take a look>did you buy new underwear?>yes i just lost 15lbs and wanted to celebrate>they're too small and digging into your blubber>have a nice dayrepeat for 4 hours until someone finds a case
>>220745838>House MD>Not a real house There's nothing left to discuss OP!
>>220747563No he was paid well, it was some "I want a pretend family because I don't interact with mine" type shit
>>220745838>House get finglongerI don't remember that episode
>>220746601A doctor actually looking at your medical history is already an absurd enough concept to be honest
>>220746857Even if she wasn't a patient, he'd never go ahead with it because she was way too "close" (and also turns out it was actually a symptom). He's borderline schizoid when it comes to women, openly he likes flirtation and the "game" but even casual sex like that is probably too intimate if it's not under his own narrow terms
>>220749208>hello mr. patient i've never met until just now, let me go ahead and tap on this keyboard so as to log into medicalhistorydatabase.com and pull up your files
>>220746857When 10/10 is interested in 3/10, it's really fishy.And it's not like house had at least one alrercation with a vindictive law enforcement representative (detective, I think).
>>220749314Yes believe it or not, most hospitals actually do have Medical Record systems (and they SHOULD be searchable, not sure how that works in the US though to be fair, may be a lot messier to share any of that information) but I was even just talking about seeing the "same" "consultant" (read: different interns everytime) and them not even apparently having their own records
