>Argued with mom and had a panic attack after>Had massive diarrhea for the next hourAnd you?
>>220747770>friend of mine deleted a good parent off my uma musume account>proceeded with a light, physical altercationit had to be done.
I do be feedin' dem ducks n' shiet fr
>>220747770I love sitting around in pools sucking on unlit cigars
>>220747770>walk into office >meet slutty receptionist>smash cut to sex no I won't tell you how it works
>>220747770I swam with a duck once
>>220747770>Ran a titty bar and beat the shit out of the barman, who looked tough but wouldn't fight back to make myself look hard
>>220747770>open fridge>eat cold cutsThis thing of ours...
>>220747855Checked>>220747888Also checked
>watching my animu kino in my boxers>no work today>goomah insits on making her fucking shakes>can't hear my waifu>SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
i got to pet a duck once
>>220747992>Ran a titty bardoing better than most of /tv/
>>220747770I regularly eat clarified butter and spend 4-6 hours on the toilet
>>220747770I eat cold cuts out of the fridge
>>220747943Where do you go in between the scene of you meeting her and the scene of you two having sex? Is the transition also instantaneous for you or are you in some kind of ill defined limbo for a while until you're all of a sudden having sex?
>>220748769It's a time skip. One moment we're making eye contact for the first time, then I suddenly wake up deep in pussy. And the sex is almost done too so I barely even get to enjoy it. I have never experienced flirtation or foreplay either so I miss like 90% of the whole experience. It sucks bro
>>220748840>time skip in real life I think you have severe brain problems
>>220747888Whaddya tryin to shay ?You not listen to that guy Fraud or whatevah ?Shometimes a cigah is just a cigar
>>220748867>he doesn't time skipokaaaay.. embarrassing..
>>220748011>>220748655tony eating meat with just mayonnaise is probably the worst scene in the show. only thing worse is when he's eating chili out of the jar.
Im a depressed insecure faggot with a bad hairline just like my hero Tony Soprano
>>220749128Don't shame the low carb diet
>>220747770I like ducks.
>>220748867Its called being alcoholic, try it dumbass.
>>220747770Had a panic attack and blacked out and had to be carried out of the room by 2 male school teachers. (i was ten years old, it was at school, at church, in front of a thousand people).It was fucking unpleasant.
