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Give me some movie recommendations that follow the four Cs:

Comfy
Colorful
Corny
Caucasian

Pic very much related
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>three musketeers
>there are four of them
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Why there 4 musketeers
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>>220748499
13th Warrior.
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>three musketeers
>use swords
>don't use muskets
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>>220748499
three amigos
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Maverick
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>>220748530
>>220748534
If you watched the movie, you'd know it's a gritty neo-noir horror movie where they all meet for the first time and need to figure out who is the imposter fourth.
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>>220748628
the one without a beard
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>>220748499
no so much corny
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>>220748592
Good
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>>220748835
Robin Hood didn't mind taxation. He just didn't like what the people were doing with it.
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>>220748499
Oliver Platt mogs them all
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>>220748945
he stole from the tax collectors and gave it back to the people made poor from taxation. ayn rand can suck my right hairy nut, Robin is a libertarian at heart
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>>220748967
In charisma? By a long shot.
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>>220748993
He only did that because the Normans were fucking the Saxons over.
He didn't have a problem with taxation itself.
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>>220748499
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>>220748534
Un the off chance you arnt memeing, the story is about a man named d'Artagnan who travels to Paris to become a Musketeer of the Guard and along the way meets Athos, Porthos and Aramis who are actually the Three Musketeers.
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>>220748499
Remember this garbage?
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>>220749327
I remember the Dartanian solo film with Mena Suvari
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>>220749327
I only remembered it when googling "Three Musketeers" and that being an option
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>>220748499
You forgot the most important C of all.

Cardinal Richelieu
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There is one prominent brown man in it, sorry
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>>220748499
>Comfy
>Colorful
>Corny
>Colored
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Rush Hour 1
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>>220749327
Are you kidding? This is sailpunk kino.
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>>220749327
It was fantastic slop. Milla looking ravishing in her bustier.
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>>220748499
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For me, it's The Musketeer
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>>220749044
This. Once the king returned he retired.
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Don’t watch that white people shit. You want an actual hidden gem? Meteor man.
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>>220752227
the scene when he gets hit with the meteor used to scare me as a kid. but the blond-haired black gang is peak hilarity.
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>>220748543
That movie always looked very non-comfy
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>>220752538
your mom looks non-comfy
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>>220748499
Kino
https://youtu.be/ofA3URC1wyk
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>>220748499
They don't make movies like that 3 Musketeers adaptation anymore. This was very much in the same vein and is equally kino.
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>>220752986
Mah, his mom was comfy
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d'Artagnan?
more like f'Artagnan, amirite?
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>>220748499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3BayBl6_2g
It is an affront to Shakespeare himself. You'll love it.
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>>220748499
The Princess Bride
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>>220748499
A Knights Tale
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>>220748499
I remember this had a cool music video for All For Love, but because Bryan Addams is involved, it's been wiped out, just like the movie versions of Everything I Do and If you Really Love a Woman. I dunno why and it sucks. You can find them, but not on YT.
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>>220748499
The Man Who Would Be King
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>>220750392
>yeah press the buddon!
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The last two are synonymous
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i was gonna post a trailer, but the whole thing is on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-4Rx_aYDBs
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>>220752529
I always forget that the movie ends with the crips and bloods joining forces.
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>>220748530
>>three musketeers
>>there are four of them

AKA Dartagnan and Friends
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>>220749327
This was good, actually. They had some Hong Kong fight choreographers work on it.
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>>220748499
The Man in the Iron Mask
Van Helsing
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>>220756276
I watched it a couple of months ago. It's really dumb and cliche in a lot of ways but I thought it was fun.
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>>220749327
kinda looks like logan isn't even wearing the wig in the promo but photoshopped with it on
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>>220748499
the fall of chis o'donnell choosing to kill a blossoming film career for like 50 years of NCIS is a decision ill never get.
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>>220748499
Unironically the other 3 musketeers movies.



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