Imagine you had a mildly quirky bipolar girlfriend, isn't that the spookiest thing ever?
I've dated a couple bipolar chicks and no, it's fucking annoying.
>>220748605Wait they really made this?
>>220748605>>220748643I have Bipolar I and it's literally hellimagine normal depression but then when you actually feel happy it's because of mental illness
bipolar girls suck dick more often
>>220749080Do they eat shit more often too?
>thinking too deepThe film is a biopic about latina girlfriends. It just so happens films about latina girlfriends make a rather good horror film. Take it as you will.
>>220749229latina girlfriends also suck dick more often
>>220749269No film studio is gonna show that much realism. An R rating is high enough any studio will do.Do a little research about film ratings and what that means for distribution.
>>220749331fuck off, zoomerI know how the MPAA worksthe movie sucks as a metaphor for a "crazy girlfriend" because a crazy girlfriend will immediately offer to jerk you off or suck your cock or fuck you the instant you become quiet and avoidant towards her instead of taking her bait and getting mad
>>220749384Your latina gf beat you well I see.
>>220749577here's how it goes, and this isn't just latinas (but I have primarily dated latinas as I am a white guy from Texas) as it also happens with white girls sometimes>she picks a fight/plays victim over some insignificant thing that she suspects will annoy you>you do get annoyed because she's being annoying and typically framing something innocuous as you being mean/condescending/shady/whatever>you argue>the argument escalates into shouting>you go in circles>she looks for specific words you've used or phraseology to nitpick in a way that proves her point>you keep yelling at each other>you consider murdering her because she's 5'3'' and it wouldn't take any effort, but ultimately you shouldn't do that, though some men do>she begins to feel fulfilled by the "attention" she has received>she might make some empty yet utterly dramatic threat about killing herself or leaving you, but she won't do either of those things >all this only happens because her mom didn't love her enough or her dad loved her too much, etc. (there's really only like 10 root causes for why a girl will act this way)>the argument just ends because the switch in her brain flipped, maybe she'll ignore you for an hourThis will be a near daily experienceThe best move, when she starts up, is to not respond and to go sit on the couch and play xbox or something, which she'll struggle to deal with because you didn't rise to the challengeShe might break something or scream at you, but after a few minutes of being ignored, she'll probably start crying and crawl onto your lap accusing you not loving her anymore or some equally pathetic thing and she'll probably already have her hand on your dick through your pants
>>220748605What movie is this?I'm bipolar too.
>>220749823Latina Girlfriend: The Movie
>>220749823Obsession i think
>>220749384>a crazy girlfriend will immediately offer to jerk you off or suck your cock or fuck you the instant you become quiet and avoidant towards her instead of taking her bait and getting madYou're a turbovirgin
>>220750376sorry, retard, but that's how it's worked with no less than 11 different girls I've dated since high schoolwhy even reply at all if you have no idea what you're talking about?next you'll say I'm a virgin for mentioning how most girls typically start talking about their periods within the first two weeks of a relationship becoming "serious" as like a weird test to see if you're going to immediately dump them or somethingnow, you won't know that that just happens all the fucking time, but basically anyone who's ever dated a girl will recall that something that did happen to them
>>220749734why are you arguing like a bitch bro
>>220750481why are you pretending you've ever even been in a situation resembling my example
>>220750481Now this cocksucker's arguing with everyone itt. Just like a fucking woman lol
>>220750545try having non-rape sex, jeet
>>220749734How does a white guy acquire a latina girlfriend?
>>220750708I met my latina wife on 4chan. Happy hunting.
>>220750472>no less than 11 different girls I've dated since high schoolYeah I can tell you're a virgin.
I was with a an autistic woman for almost a decade. It was great until she became a hypochondriac.
>I wish for a billion dollarsOkay here is a billion dollars created out of thin air and dropped right in front of you>I wish she loved meErm sorry but instead of triggering dopamine chemicals whenever she looks at you, we actually replaced her consciousness with some mentally deficient demon. Also btw, we actually did not even fully replace her, she is locked up in mental jail hell and sometimes she can escape and control her body too and act even crazier lol.Really?
>>220751651I have been online for 30 years now and I just don't understand the dynamic of people who can't accept someone else has managed to put their dick in a woman. Why would someone lie about that on an anonymous image board? I think a part of it is people who live such boring lives they genuinely can't imagine someone else having interesting things happen to them. It's some strange limited worldview where anything that disturbs their belief that life is incredibly stagnant and boring for everyone else as well.Just strange.
>>220749042>when youre happy its because youre mentaly illOuch thats rough
>>220752223It is dumb but to be fair that guy didn't live long enough for us to see if the money came with any caveats. It might all be unspendable marked or counterfeit bills
>>220753278Barker has said that there isn't any sort of ironic monkey paw catch to the Willow, Bear just made a bad wish.
>>220749042why don't you just use the wish to cure yourself?the opportunity cost is some half-retarded demonspawn gf, you're not missing out
>>220753278The money is basically impossible to spend in any large amounts since if you try to put it through the banking system you will eventually need to answer some questions. If the guy had lived he'd need to set up some kind of money laundering operation.
>>220753311This, the wording matters less than Bear meaning that he wanted her to be crazy for him
>>220749229Every latina I have talked to has been obnoxious and/or ghetto, they don't get hit with "la chancla" hard enough
>incel-coded protag >has a slightly frumpy but cool chick interested in him but he just ignores her So fucking tired of this dogshit trope.
>>220749099Unironically yes. All the nasty stuff you want, a bpd girl will do. You just have to know how to manipulate their mood swings.
>>220748605If it lasts longer than a month, yes. fuck, discard. They're never worth anything serious.
>>220748605Imagining a GF of any kind is spooky enough.
>do you like me?wut do???
>>220749229Latina gfs are the best
>can wish for anything>wishes for le girlfriend and moneyDo normalfags have zero imagination?
>>220755665Make her tacos
>>220748605she wasn't bipolar tho she was borderline
>>220755665The actress is actually pretty good at call of duty.
>>220755665I have to return some video tapes
>>220755775thanks now I know I can never watch this
>>220755727tbf both of them didn't think it actually worked when they made the wish it's like judging someone IRL for making a shitty wish at a wishing well
