>Have a negroni>Have two
>>220749063you got a little thing for him? I see you're posting him a lot.
>>220749063why does low iq trash love tattoos so much
Imagine throwing your life away for such an enormous whore with the shittiest tattoos. How can anyone think this guy had good taste?
>>220749063Imagine being cucked by a teenager and then having to pay him off
>get cucked by a shota>get cucked by two
>>220749063>imagine trusting an Italian woman named “Asia”
>>220749063Finally had a negroni the other day. That's some next level bitterness, I'd rather stop at one.
>At other points during the therapy session Bourdain describes himself as feeling “like a freak”, “very isolated”, characterizes his grueling, peripatetic lifestyle as “crushing lonely”, and recounts how easily something as insignificant as a bad hamburger at an airport can send him “into a spiral of depression that can last for days.” Toward the end of the session, when the therapist returns to her opening question “what brought you here? “, he responds “I'd like to be happy. I'd like to be happier. I should be happy ... I'd like to be able to look out the window and say, 'Yeah, life is good.' When the therapist asks “... and you don't ?,” he answers with a simple, reflexive “No”. He also confides to the therapist that he attributes his problems to a narcissistic personality disorder. And when the therapist asks how long he has had this trait, he says “I think always. So nothing to be done."
>>220749290lmao this loser didn't just jerk off to the sounds of his wife banging teenage boys in the bedroom like a normal man would
>>220749272>That's some next level bitternessStory of his life.
He mogs literally everyone on this site in this picture
KNEEL
>>220749378and still got cucked
>>220749159>half his age>good-looking>has borderline personality disorder, which makes can make a romantic partner feel alive and young again when things aren't life-ruiningly terrible>unlike anyone else with the above three who would be interested in him, is also a famous movie star who should have her own fame and money and so (presumably) is not just after him for hisUnfortunately he got burned badly on those last two but it made him realize he wasn't ever going to do any better than that anyways
>>220749451I would've just fucked rachel ray
>>220749063ZAMN tony looks like THAT????
>>220749063How can I achieve Bourdain body at 60?
>>220749063How do you become shredded at 90 years old like that?
>>220749573The answer is in the OP
People who make food their entire personality are a symptom of late stage enshittery
>>220749112This
>>220749599>>220749573He was on low dose trt and kept a good diet. He clearly didnt worn out. He looks like shit other than his abs
>>220749793Also on drugs
>>220750013I think he had cut down the drug use by the time he hit his 60s. Was just a social drinker. It was only his 20s that he did heroin. He wouldn't have survived 40 years straight of that habit
>>220749063>taking life advice from a guy who an heroed?
>>220750097>Choke yourself to death while masturbating>have two
>>220749063She's vile, he's so try-hard. MENTAL HEALTH WORN ON THE OUTSIDE
>>220749063Old leathery iggy pop crack head.
>be JewishSadly there's no cure
>>220750125He wasn't jacking off. He was in immense despair and panic. The walls were closing in on him with his wife's boyfucking and she wouldn't give him a single iota of love that he was desperate for. His final moments were soent googling her name
>>220749063Wtf he was fucking diced
>>220749451Is there even one bitch out the that does not have borderline personality disorder???
>>220749063she got the basest lowest the most trite whorish chest tattos she could find, probably getting wet thinking how original and taboo breaking she is as the drug addict tattoo artist was mangling up her facade forever like that of a nigger graffiti infested train station wall what a dumb slut I hope she dies a horrible death
>>220750079Heroin is one of the biggest life ruiners of a drug but is surprisingly "easy" on the body, it's just that it often fucks up your day to day functioning enough for that alone to take its toll
>>220749145why do spergs have a conniption when they see tattoos. if done well they're fine, your autism doesn't allow you to realize this
Argento's daughter's tattoos are ugly as fuck. Her voice is shot to hell also from chain smoking.
>>220750322you know what i apologize it was a bad joke i shouldn't make fun of such a thing please forgive me, good night
>>220750718Sure, but you can't stay "in the game" for 40 years straight and not die. Its just not how it works with the lifestyle required to get and maintain a heroin supply and stay high regularly. Thats not even taking into consideration how much of it is fent now
>>220749126Stop busting my balls
>>220750718I kind of believe it extends your life as long as you don't OD or get some tainted product.
>>220750587yea, this seems like an all encompassing term that just means all women at this point or has lost all remnants of it's original meaning really wish someone would redefine this and fight back against this lazy descriptor, is it just another way of saying bitchy or cunt or that time of the month
>>220750218Bone marrow transplants can change your blood type to that of the donor.
>>220750729incels want to be conservative but they don't know what conservatives value are so they just repeat stuff they heard their grandma say
>>220750779Why the fuck do you believe that
>>220749145I have two tattoos. One is visible wearing a T-shirt, the other is not. Both are tasteful and people (mostly women) ask what they mean.
>>220750729>why do spergs have a conniption when they see tattoos. if done well they're fine, your autism doesn't allow you to realize this>if done wellThey are IMPOSSIBLE to do well. The Human body is not a bathroom stall. It is not meant to be degraded with INK INJECTIONS
>>220750718It paralyzes your digestion system and permanently reduces your ability to feel pleasure
>>220750888Just say you're gay next time, its faster
>>220750919I fuck women and jerk off to women.
>>220750939I bet they all weigh 300lbs
>>220750766Wrong.
>>220750729Every woman with tattoos would look better with no tattoos.
>>220749145He had a high IQ howbeit
>>220750979Wasn't he more into opium? Different game than street heroin
>>220750945Nah. I could go out tonight with the leads you guys are given- TONIGHT!- and close a 9/10.
>>220750903you're wrong and gay shut up>>220751010not if they actually have good tattoos and not the boring flash off the wall they see all the other girls get
>>220751492You and your buddy mr 2 tattoos fucks lots of women clearly have gotten lost on your way to reddit. We don't condone nigger scribbles on 4chan
>>220750729chest tattoos on a woman look so incredibly fucking terrible and so many women get them for some reason and they always look bad
>>220751025No, he wasn't.
>>220751586Who said anything about nigger tattoos, American Traditional is the only way to go.>>220751633You've most likely only seen trashy chest tattoos, there are ones that are well done. Sorry you're only surrounded by niggers or wiggers
>>220750718>but is surprisingly "easy" on the bodyMakes you constantly constipated
>>220751990All tattoos are nigger doodles. There is no such thing as american traditional tattoos. You look like a retard and you sound like a retard as you cope on an anonymous image board to strangers about what you clearly subconsciously know was an INSANELY poor life choice
>>220752093Kek you little faggot. Tattoos are badass and communicate to people not to fuck with you. I have ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ tattooed across my left calf and people get uneasy when they see me because its fucking intimidating
>>220752093I can confidently tell you my life isn't what it could be not because of my tattoos, but because of my own retardedness lmao. Unless you get your face tattooed or have some absolutely stupid shit on you, tattoos will not dictate your life in the modern world. And before you say "hurr durr you can't work in an office" or some lame shit, realize that isn't everyones goal. There are tons of people with tattoos who are making enough for a living and then some
>>220752181>>220752210Seriously just stick to reddit you'll have a much easier time being among your own people
>>220750729t. goystamped wigger
>>220752234I bet you drink wine like some sissy bitch. Probably cant even handle a whiskey neat
>>220751990literally none of them are well done, retard
>>220752234cool so I won this argument because all you can say is Plebbit. that was fun thank you>>220752255>>220752330ah, worthy opponents. good evening sirs.
>>220752296>ME MANLY CAUSE ME HAVE TATTOOS>ME DRINK WHISKEY CAUSE WHISKEY MORE MANLYQueer>>220752368There is no argument. You're a faggot with nigger scribbles on his body and I'm not. I don't even need to acknowledge your existence to be better than you
>>220749465For me it’s Rachel Khoo. I’d have her on all fours with her big ass pointing upwards so I could descend on that turdcutter like a rabid anteater, slathering and slurping that arse and seeing how deep I could jam my tongue into that perfect little pink poo pusher. While I’m guzzling her shitter like a fly I would have both hands wrapped around her impossibly big and beautiful tits, enjoying their heft and feel as they sway. The things that I would do to her ass aren’t for the faint of heart
>>220752391I quite literally am more of a man than you will ever be, because I have the balls to get a tattoo
>>220752296This reads like the gay ass “le art of masculinity” hipster shit in the 2010s
>>220752434Drunk 15 year old girls get them every weekend it doesnt take balls lmfao
>>220752391I have zero nigger scribbles on me lmao, have you seen nigger tattoos? Different styles exist man, and some (one) are (is) objectively better than others. I get tattoos aren't for everyone; I know several people who don't have tattoos and understand that's their look, but I know way more people with tattoos and they look great on them. Both groups are living pretty good lives lmao having them or not doesn't make someone "better" that's a pretty gay way of thinking
>>220752499Holy shit so many words of cope lol I'm not reading that shit you doodle nigger
ahhh yes time for the daily seething over bourdain threads. you incels really don't get bored of this one do ya
>>220752535Oof
>>220750729you look like SHIT
>>220752499You said it yourself: you know more people with tattoos than without. They are played out and turned from symbols of dissidence to signs of conformity. Every 16 year old chick has tattoos and all the millennial losers have full sleeves. On most people they are just embarrassing and indicative of being a follower of fads (at least Pogs weren’t permanent and didn’t involve injecting heavy metals and other shit in your body kek)
>>220749063Suck a dickSuck two
>>220749063I remember he was all like “I can’t wait for whites to be a minority” then he up and kills himself because he got dumped by some young slag. Boomers are a joke.
>>220749145Insecurity
>>220750729Greyskin detected
>>220750587I’m realizing it’s just become shorthand for “is a cunt”.
>>220749407>still alive>multiple popular tv shows still airing>multiple restaurant chainsguy won bigly
THE MAN WHO WAS KEKED TO DEATH
>>220750903you have to have a real culture for tattoos to mean anything
>>220751492there are no good tattoos you simp cocksuckerbourdain yourself
Could Bourdain actually cook or was he a hack?
>>220753382Anybody can cook. Bourdain was just a mildly engrossing figure with good verbal prose who remained a household name for many years especially among those who wish to see the world but don't have the means. He had a niche that he filled, thats where his career came from. Cooking in restaurants was just a small portion of what he did in his life
>>220750729Imagine defending Bourdain's retarded fucking skull tattoos and the ridiculous chandelier on that woman's chest lmao.Anyone with a shred of taste can tell that they're trashy
>>220753382He wasn't as good as people think. The best restaurant he worked at was Brasserie Les Halles which is pretty average.
>>220752831you mean kike boomers
>>220749063>Become depressed>become an alcoholic>cheat on your wife constantly>put on a tough guy persona and then kill yourselfwow, truly an enlightened way to live
>>220751026Damn I wish I could live a day in your shoes
>>220750729When I see someone with tattoos I instinctively lose all respect for them forever. I have a few coworkers with tattoos and while I'm not always consciously thinking about how retarded they are, the thought is always in the back of my mind.
>>220749112ding ding ding!
>>220754029>I'm not always consciously thinking about how retarded they areGood to know, anon.
>>220753006He he is actually a good guy plus a family man
>>220749063His people flooded Europe with negronis.
>>220750810>you're conservative if you dont like tattoosdo you retards even have minds of your own?
>still assblasting chuds from beyond the grave 8 years after he diedkek
>>220749063She peaked in Demons 2.
>>220751025Philistine
>>220752181Hahahahahaha!!
>>220749573Rich people can actually afford and acquire pure heroin
>>220749145They're mindless trend followers
>>220750729>t. low-IQ nigger
>>220749112
>>220749290He could have earned my respect by beating bull and whore dead with crowbar during their fuck sessions. Then he'd have my permission to die.
>>220749573Heroin.
>>220749063>does heroin>gets cnn job>gets millions to do heroin in pubs>dates heroin junkie bimbo>she cucks him with a young nigganheroin abuser>kyselfs himself>anderson coopers mom is legit as rothschild as you can be while not named rothschild>noone discusses no more>???>profit!!!
>>220749290>a bad hamburger at an airport can send him “into a spiral of depression that can last for days.”
>>220749063>kills himself over getting cucked>some faggot anon worships him because of itlmao
>>220752181>>220752296you could not have proven more efficiently that you are a insecure pussy in search of an identity
>>220753121Being a criminal isn't a culture
>>220755583More maya hightotem less assumi/jaina proudmoore
>>220749063https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s12DsKxK3M
>>220749063>divorce your wife>abandon your child>hook up with a tattooed Jewess>kill yourselfNothing of value was lost.
>>220750079None of those fags ever get clean. They at best just switch to pills, the fact that he was drinking shows he was never sober, you think he could resist getting high after getting drunk?>>220750690Based
>>220750690His tattoos are just as trite
>>220749063https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQv-19e0zQ
>>220754780>I am a gay pedophileUmm, thanks for letting us know? Weird ass chud.
>>220754029Women can get a pass, if they are covered at work,But any visible tatoo
>>220753121>whites don’t have culture.Oh fuck off retard, the entire world has adopted our clothing styles, almost the entire world our marriage and family structures, relationship to time, etc.Saying whites have no culture is like a fish saying there is no water, you can’t see it Becuase it is everywhere.
>>220751019he was into modern mass media trash so, nah
>>220749112Meh As long as she doesn't fall in love with them then it's not really a big dealSex is pretty casual nowadays
>>220749063>skull and bones glownigger skull tati KNEW he was a glownigger spy nobody would study "burmese food" lmfao
>>220756369Don't get baited by these retards. The wolf doesn't care for the opinions of sheep.
>>220752535Bitch made movie, imagine being so fucking weak.
kill all doodleniggers
