Temporal Cold War edition>previously on /trek/>>220725013
I dare you sex with shran faggot
star trek sex with shran
You did this.
Teleporting my semen into shran's jeffrey's tube when he's asleep
>>220749632
shran is a slut
>>220749632I review bombed every single episode.No I didn't watch a single minute.I'll do it again if they release S2
>>220749632the people complaining about it unironically talked about it more than anyone else. it was some YA slop shit thar was destined to fail on concept. no one who even made it cares. IP tv shows are just for money laundering.
>>220749632We should ban the words right and left for a year, as a society
>>220749674>I'll review bomb them all!kek
Tholians did nothing wrong
timeline wars are fun :3 noone really dies
>>220749632But I'm a liberal?
Just fuck my shit up
>>220750331God I fucking love the Vulcan ships in ENT. It got me thinking, do we ever even see Vulcan ships in TNG era trek? They are always just taking a ride on a Starfleet ship.
>>220750666Checked for Pah-Wraith>do we ever even see Vulcan ships in TNG era trek?three of them during "unification", the "white savior complex" 'sode
>>220750456why would they shake the hornet nest like this?
>>220750787Sphere Builders told the Xindi the Federation would destroy their new home planet if they were allowed to form the Federation. Truth was that the Federation would defeat the Sphere Builders
>>220749632Reviews don't mean anything if nobody is watching it.
Why was he so uncomfortable?
>>220749632What’s the point of reviews if you aren’t allowed to leave negative ones?
>>220750921That's a rather interesting piece of art that they chose to use for that particular scene. What on earth were they trying to subconsciously say?
>>220750778>Temporal Agent Weyoun 9 His Timeship >70-year-old Vorta whocmentsopence the hilted of species >Species: - Vona, Mita - innoned wth unique - Vorta, evernatis >>Maple coeclaJture tallanded to temporal streams >\\ , >>Temporal streams >>gar >4 ,„-Zogf Thiough thestmocomponer of to a casular nee and hs temporal timeship >-411111t--mmi
>>220749632>alt-right review bombingVery interesting indeed...Great movie!Looking forward to the next season!
>>220749632>You’re right wing if you don’t want to watch ten hours of Jay-Den Kraag and Narbag TimTam.
>>220751089wibbly wobbly timey stuff :3AI can't figure out Vorta ears
My least favorite thing about the Trek setting is how easy it is to time travel. Just makes me think about how all of the stories we've witnessed can be easily undone at any moment. Also makes you wonder why there aren't people like Vosk or Annorax just wiping out competing sapients from existence and making the galaxy relatively empty, unless I'm meant to believe that the time cops are protecting everyone.Time travel should be more-or-less exclusive to anomalies and thus difficult for anyone to control. Much like how stable wormholes are extremely rare in the setting.
>>220749632Justin is very proud of his wifes son
>>220751289it's all metaphors, star trek is the series that tackles progressive themes by simplifying them to wacky aliens and scifi tech. time travel episodes are mostly about where to take the franchise. watch The Tholian Web for the first example of Gene not wanting conflict among enlightened crew.
>>220750872so why not wait until the earth destroying weapon was ready?
>>220751289only spock and the time police can do it whenever they want.
>>220751289yes.. the Time Cops are making sure that does NOT happen.
>>220751475show must go on. there has to be a story to tell, authors chose this one. if everyone always executed their plans flawlessly, especially world destroying ones like this one, there wouldn't be a story to begin with, unless you count transformers movies
>>220751289I don't think the Q Continuum would let that happen to be perfectly hongest.
Starfleet academy is demonic.
>>220750921Keiko's race changed
>>220750787 its a 9/11 thing
>>220749668I am not crazy! I know she made an alliance with the Borg. I knew it was Species 8472. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, she got that idiot Chakotay to go on a vision quest for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. Those Hirogens! Are you telling me that a species like that just happen to invent holodeck technology? No! She orchestrated it! Janeway! She murdered Tuvix! And I saved her! And I shouldn't have. What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she was a cadet, always the same! Couldn't keep her nose out of other species business! But not our Janeway! Couldn't be precious Janeway! Changing history! And she gets to be an admiral? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! You, you have to stop her! You -
>>220751715
Weyoun 7 should of just ICED Damor right then and there.
>>220751535>the Q Continuumnot a real thing
Was he a Q?
>>220751996Vorta don't use physical violence, they order it. Weyoun 8 ordered the genocide of over 800 million Cardassians, never even raised his voice at one.
>>220751996Weyoun 7 was dumb as a brick
>>220752091actually the female Changeling ordered that
>>220751289That’s how I feel about multiverses as a concept. There’s a universe where everyone died in The Cage.
>>220749632>pound a romulanoh fuck yeah
Computer, reroute the waste recycling system through the ventilation system in Wesley Crusher's quarters. Do this after he enters the room and seal the doors.
>>220752133True, Vorta don't have original thought either. Changelings give the orders, Vorta delegate, Jem'Hadar enact
>female changeling seperated from the great link for 0.01 seconds>kills billions and gets an STD
>>220752186Howard Hamlin was in Voyager?
I want to see the Vorta Homeworld, they look like a very elegant people. I keep getting an idea that they are this elegant and decadent people.
>>220752325they have no sense of aesthetics its probably entirely corporate memphis
>>220752338But their clothes look like they have an elegance. And how they act. I can imagine them drinking wine in villas.
>>220752325suburbia and >>220752338
Why does everyone in Star Trek dress so tamely? With replicators you could make impractical fashion an everyday thing. It's the future! Also the women would dress more like sluts.
>If I had words to make a day for you>I'd sing you a morning golden and new>I would make this day last for all time>Give you a night deep in moon shine>If I had words to make a day for you>I'd sing you a morning golden and new>I would make this day last for all time>Give you a night deep in moon shine
>>220752367Changelings made them what they are. there's no way of knowing what they're really like. Weyoun 6 said they used to be peaceful little monkeys. that's all we know
>>220752367their clothes are assigned by their handlers, their sophistication only reaches as far as speech. they can't see well, have little sense of taste, no sense of aesthetics and they rely exclusively on native foods. they also have barely any sense of self-preservation and are highly resitant to toxins. the perfect slave race, the only thing they could ever need is any attention from a changeling.
>>220752230*gives you the Matthew McConaughey stare*
>>220752400it is a family friendly television show
>>220752400people have normal, vanilla sexuality and identity in the future because they fixed dopamine brain problems that makes you go LOOOOK AT MEEEE and jerk off to clop clop
>>220752400EXPLAIN TROI'S NIPS - GO ON. I DARE YOU!
>>220752577do you need a hug?
>>220752450That and they have bad eyesight, excellent hearing and no reproductive organs.
>>220752650They're just like me...
wesley is a fag
>>220752577Explain why they either have no family or a dysfunctional one
Quark should be happily married to Grelka.
>>220752985environmental factors
that's a weird shot
o shit its the cops
Post your replicator fit
>>220753322It's like a stage play where Archer is about to break into song.
>>220753583actually it looks like the alien is about to break into a song.
>>220753583>>220753605It's a duet
I'm a man of simple pleasuresI see a firearm, I check for trigger safetycheck passed
i wish seaquest was realacademy season 2 better give me that aquatic mfs homeworld not some desert moon
and an episode on federation war crimes. let's have some white guilt with the gay klingons
>>220753681Both lamenting their regrettable positions as adversaries in back-and-forth parts.
>>220749632And I'd do it again.
>>220754530Kasq :3
>>220754621really? certainly one of the most unflattering alien designs for a species
wow. any more negative opinions you want to share with the class?
>>220749583>>220749584Btfo
>>220754757Plenty. But I'm a doctor, not a content creator.
>>220751993That's a chick, man.No wonder they needed help with repopulation.
>>220751021"Open for Business"
>>220754781
>>220754984
should've given them little bat insignias instead of the skulls, Totenkopf is overused
>>220755348Leave me out of this you ultrafaggot
It was a fire hazard
Computer, Simulate Yuujiro, make it so he hasn't had sex in 100 days. Make the setting the Dark Forest scenario. Teleport Westly into the holodeck, turn off safety protocols, make the simulation last 1 week.
>>220755615https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEOUMbG8OwU
Computer, kill me in my sleep.
Lock onto anon's skeleton and ONLY his skeleton. Energize.
>>220754530DEY HEA
>>220755938I can't believe Voyager unironically does this
>>220755615where were the fucking standards on Enterprise? in the gutter that's where.
>>220755980That's a skeletal lock, it allows you to get a better lock on a person using their skeleton as the target. I want to beam anon's skeleton out of him so he collapses into a mushy boneless pile. Not the same thing.
Initiate Aft Thrusters.Reroute the EPS Grid to the Main Power Couplers.Stabilize the Warp Core. Well did you run a level 3 diagnostic?
>>220755984The most beautiful thing in TOS is the Nazi episode. The most beautiful thing in Voyager is the Nazi episode. The most beautiful thing in Enterprise is the Nazi episode. TNG and DS9 don't have anything beautiful yet.
>>220755615one day brothers
Don't miss this chance to own an original piece of art inspired by Star Trek: The Next Generation!https://shopgoodwill.com/item/264987336
>>220749632>right wing attacksI'm literally a radical leftist and I fucking hate nutrek
Fun fact: there are not one but three separate references to the city of Canton Ohio in Star Trek
>>220756132>beautiful thingi've seen PS2 cutscenes with more convincing graphics
>>220755984Season 4 was made on a shoestring budget.
>>220756232The tank looks like something from command and conquer, the graphics and the apparent size.
>>220756284Probably spent all their money on Peter Weller.
>>220755980It's the logical conclusion of transporter tech. You scoff at beaming skeletons yet you don't bat an eye at transporters modifying genes, reversing someone's age or making a duplicate of someone.
Quark blatantly tells Ezri not to go with Worf.It's like they knew what the audience was thinking.
>>220756221The abundance of Ohioan astronauts strongly suggests pre-emptive invasion training.
I like how pouty Weyoun looks when he hears the Founder promise Earth to the Breen.
>>220756350They also used the transporter to travel to the mirror dimension and make and murder Tuvix.
>>220755984It was a stupid mess left behind by BnB when they were kicked off the helm that other people had to clean up.
>>220749584star trek sex with wesley
>>220755615Where's the Baalroom?
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>>220756055Bro, it fucked up Tuvok, he was hilariously in the holodeck after the skeletal lock, implying he needed his bones regrown
>>220749656I don't remember this episode
>>220750666Federation ships ARE Vulcan ships in TNG.
>>220757101Future Tense. Lore purists (Tholians) vs chaotics (Suliban) both want to stop Enterprise from finding out about Hybrids for different reasons.
>>220751528I feel like a better direction to go in might have been to have the first weapon not be a test, but the originally intended weapon. However, the weapon's yield is much less powerful than estimated, and fails to destroy Earth, letting Starfleet know there's a bad guy out there. Perhaps the weapon is rushed out before it's ready by the Reptillians and Insectoids.
I can never remember which time-related 'sode is which when they have such generic time-related names.>Past Tense>Future Tense>Future's End>Relativity>Time and Again>Before and After>A Matter of Time
>>220751136>tfw being a fierce warrior means being the most capable bottom in starfleet
>>220752441>"SWEET JESUS!!!"
>>220757300DS9 Homefront did a better 9/11 before it even happened. It was a Terror attack but they never made it clear that that was the goal, to sow fear.The consequences are better explained in ENT Home, Demons and Terra Prime tho.Can't win every match
What old Trek games do you still play?>Virtual Voyager kino
>>220757352>>Past TenseBest episode of DS9>>Future TenseCan't remember>>Future's EndCan't remember>>RelativityCan't remember>>Time and AgainCan't remember>>Before and AfterCan't remember>>A Matter of TimeCan't remember
what a treat to get a few Barclay ‘sodes in voyager. Also any episodes with recognizable extras that were in the x files. There’s one that had the dude who could set himself on fire and some lady who was in an x file although I can’t remember the exact one. Maybe oubliette?
star trek sex with david corwin
>>220749584You really lost tranny
>>220749583>>220749584
>>220751535Wesley crusher wouldn’t let that shit happen
https://youtu.be/m8Vit0MGnZ8
>>220758104ah that's right, Wesley is off with the Traveler.
Vaughn Armstrong
>>220757198True, but I guess I meant specifically why do we always see them on the human designed ships. Where is their own fleet, where are their own ships? I can't remember seeing them once. Also I must confess, until now I didn't realise that the Vulcans were "in Starfleet" so to say. Like, obviously I knew there are Vulcan and many nonhuman officers and enlisted, but I thought Starfleet was basically the "human/Earth navy" and that Vulcans, Andorians etc were in the Federation but maybe had their own Starfleet equivelants. To be fair to me, like 80% of Starfleet is human and as I say, they use the human designed ships in 99% of what we see.>>220750727I just looked it up. These things? This is what the Vulcans be whipping in TNG era trek? Holy fuck, they were better off in Enterprise.
>>220758805Look what the Vulcans used to have. What happened to them?
>>220758858Humans are the main explorers and society builders in starfleetVulcans do science and philosophy but never far from their homeworldAndorians are all about defense and security, also not explorersTellarites love logistics and operations, they only explore when an automated drone found something that could improve travel speeds or provide resources
>>220751289It's funny how time cops existed well before "The Burn" in STD (therefore, time travel was well understood at that point), but no one stopped it. Janeway herself broke the temporal prime directive for far, far less too.
>>220749632>nothing wrong with the show>it's a complete pile of shit that no one wants to watch
>>220758991A major event like the burn would probably be locked down to ensure it happens.
>>220759306the burn is not canon. std is not canon.
>>220759445It's wanna-be canon.
>>220759445The same holds true for any major events in actual Star Trek. I imagine a significant amount of temporal agents would have to be stationed at key points in history to ensure that Federation defining events don't change.
>>220752166
>>220757791always a good trek or xfiles ep when you recognize someone from xfiles or trek
>>220749632>Problem?
>>220753271Did he forget about his one true love Professor Lang?
>>220751715This.
>>220752192HahahahahGet gunked and spunked, Wesley
>>220758858Vulcans had warp drive for thousands of years and didn' do anything with it
>>220760021they were trying to find just the right shade of blackface
This isn't right.
>>220760021>His Smile And Optimism: Gone
>>220758858Sex with the Sh'Ran
Hello /trek/ friends, I like Star Trek!When will the new thread start I'm quite excited about it!
>>220758757Kino enhancer
living witness is a great episode. not every week you get holocaust denial and undermine the existance of a main character.
>>220760021>Not calling the episode Old GloryBuncha hacks.
>>220761344An average day for /trek/
>>220761416should have been a tng worf episode. have them indebted to his father and come out of retirement to reverse the discommendation.
Where does he work out?
>>220762316he is powered by pure hate.
>>220762357was*
>>220762435i like to think his hate was what drove the borg queen to obsess over voyager for the next 3 years
>>220761764I can't believe the Cardassians killed hundreds of millions of Bajorans.
https://youtu.be/fvZvcugWejo
>>220763343are you trying to confess something?
>>220763343took me less than a minute to find both articles, the HuffPo "Public Contributor" Blogpost and the LA Times article featuring pic related.Trolling is a bannable offense outside of /b/ you know
>>220763343Do you think Epstein was a trekkie?
>>220763723He was. It’s in his emails. Just search Star Trek
>>220763343>>220763684It's because we dream of a utopian society ;)
>>220764052I bet I could punt this thing a solid 50 yards
>>2207640762edgy4me
>>220762858Federation interrupted the supply lines
>>220764052>>220764110>TrannyTrekGo.
>>220764341or what? are you gonna cry?
theres 2 whole boards for spamming webm if you dont have anything to contribute to the conversation
>>220764375No, but you'll know that I'm disappointed in you. And that's worse than anything else I could do to you.
>>220764498I'll live
>>220763343Guess what, most Petey Pedos love childrens’ media. That’s because attraction to children is a developmental disorder. Your brain does not grow properly so you end up a kid in an adult’s body. Any show with bright colors and simple storylines is going to appeal to children of all ages.
>>220764512In body, but not in spirit. It weighs on your soul.
>>220764512Unfortunate for us all
>>220756637US presidents tooOhio is secretly the main character of America
>>220764616you're an anonymous chud on 4chan, not a friend of mine or anybody important. on the contrary, your outrage and impotent screeching are the social currency of this digital home of mine.it's cute of you to think your opinion has any sway in someones life. quite telling.
>>220756284The early digital cinematography hasn't aged very well in modern HD
>>220757516Peak
>>220764572>That’s because attraction to children is a developmental disorder. Your brain does not grow properly so you end up a kid in an adult’s body that’s not a thing.
vorta vor
luv spaceborne lyf-forms
I want to nut inside tin man
>>220764671Outrage? I'm not angry, just disappointed. Just don't beat yourself up too much.
spess pig bb :3
>>220759445The burn is a stupid concept and the fact large parts of the galaxy isn't ruled by Romulans afterwards is just an insult to the lore.
>>220761764Wonder what they meant by this.
>>220761764>KIRA [DUKAT DELUSION]: Of course he agrees with me. And it was millions.Straight from Dukat's psyche.
>>220765158Btw this is referring to how many Dukat personally sent to death and he was only prefect for 23 out of the 50 years and by all accounts he killed less than his predecessors. So taking that into account it probably was tens of millions. If we assume 20m deaths then that's about 400k per year murdered by Cardassians.
>>220756738What confuses me about this scene is how she basically says she was lying right in front of the Breen. Not sure if the Breen were meant to exit the room or if the implication is that they were speaking with the UT turned off or something.
Through a mirror darkly
>dukats skulli hope those props were auctioned to the right appreciator
Seems they went on tour with them, can't find any info on them being auctioned.I'ma need to 3d print me one of these for the study
Zek nooo
>>220765487You can just stab a pencil through a Cardie's spoon and kill them instantly? Lol
>>220765599Yeah it's a dumb design by the usual suspects
>>220765599makes more sense as a parietal eye. cardassians were designed to be snake/cobra-like
>>220765599>>220765671
>>220764660Also lovers, they are the keystone of ohio
>>220765599no, keep in mind this is nutrek so it was made by retards who don't understand anything. like that Gul Dukat would not be such a huge deal in the grand scheme of history that his skull would be some kind of trophy. these shows just pander to what an audience knows and don't give a fuck about verisimilitude.
>glazing a fictional tyrant
>Spending time like a dollar that I’ve overdrawn>Running around and all I’ve found is where I don’t belong>Maybe where I am is as good as it gets>I’ll sit still, and maybe I’ll forget>To move on
>>220749584Sex with lizard Janeway!
racist picard
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>220766161picard is not racist
>>220766378he is consistently very racist indeed
>>220765534>ear bones
>>220766378Racist Picard is
>>220765205the dominion is a lot like the roman empire. they didnt really care to be involved as long as you didnt give them a hard time about being subject to their authority. the best play is to surrender and wait for them to move onto the next thing. also the tholians or sheliak would wreck the dominion anyway
>>220766420>>220766458The nuRacist shills are back trying to pervert history
>>220765185>>220765158>Its a verifiable fact the 6 quinillion Bajoran babies were beheaded by CARDASSIAN CHUDS>My source? Oh its a literal schizophrrenic
