>limp bizkit starts playing
>>220749666ok fellow MI2 sissies, let's talk about the last 30 minutes of the movie now
>>220749666This should've been the theme, not the hans zimmer versionhttps://youtu.be/mfBiktIrDnQ?si=G_3iugrP-u_S4Ue4
HEYYY HEY HEYYYYY
>>220749666I know why you want to sneed meCause chuck is all the sneed lately
>>220749701I often think about pulling off a cool stoppie on my Ducatti but then I remember I can't ride a bicycle
>>220749830I think I have PTST from this era.
>>220749666>be John Woo fan>like the first MI film>go see this opening night with a friend>suffer
>>220749666Peak hair kino, immortal devil trips OPwell played, here's a satoshi!
>>220749666The thing I love about Y2K is that it was all so unironic. We were cool, extreme and pure cheese in the most sincere way. Good times.
>>220749830I feel bad for Jason Newstead. Besides all that money he made.
>>220749701I don't remember them, I was too high.
>>220749666Hell yes
>>220749666chekt tripsMI:2 is dope.
>>220750257What do you mean by we? I was always laughing at this cornball shit as a teenager.
>>220750768I guarantee you were still cornball despite laughing at the other fags
>>220750257We how?
>>220750257Might as well forget about it.
>>220749922you think you're special?you do I can sneed it in your eyes
limp dizkit
MI2 is my favorite MI. It checks all the boxes. That scene where Cruise leaves the girl and jumps out of the tower makes me get a ladyboner every single time. Someone post the webm please.
Had no idea people turned on Metallica after this song.
>>220750257Smooth wasn't cheese you faggot.
>>220751297>Smooth wasn't cheeseHahahahaha
>>220749666NOW I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME
>>220751392CUZ HATE IS THE ONLY THING THE WORLD HAS EVEN SEEN LATELY
>>220750768Check your ass directaly in to the smack down hotel IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALAOWWWWW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBMw9CHrCJY
>>220751284ywnbaw, it's a regular male boner
>>220751286Wasn't the song itself. It was the napster faggotry.
>>220749830the gay cowboy era of metallica was rough
thread about what films you would like to see about historic events deleted but this still up lol ok
>>220749666he didn't say that, Satan.
>>220749830WHISKEEEEY INTHE JAAARROOOOOhttps://youtu.be/wsrvmNtWU4E?si=8WNFuWhWPN63Hunc&t=7
>>220751584fucking kino
>>220749666KINO
>>220749666People bang on about Break Stuff but Take A Look Around is the one that really makes people go bananas at their shows.
>>220751009>>A motherfucking chucksaw!WHAT?!
>>220749666This was Tom Cruise's best look. Prove me wrong.
>>220753944This reminds me of crank when the gf plays the phone message and is just the wind.
>>220753521jannies seem a bit disturbed lately. They should probably be given a raise
>>220751286>>220751938>This is the home of Lars Ulrich, the drummer for Metallica. Look. There's Lars now, sitting by his pool.>What's the matter with him?>This month he was hoping to have a gold-plated shark tank bar installed right next to the pool, but thanks to people downloading his music for free, he must now wait a few months before he can afford it.
>>220749666a movie about an evil corporation that makes a virus and also makes it's antidote in order to make a bunch of money from selling the antidote
>>220750257That's the thing: zoomers are afraid to be cringe so they don't do anything.
>>220750257everything by rob thomas was/is gold
>>220750257Except guy you posted music is still kino and better than the shit we get today
>>220749666Worst MI.
>>220749666>>metallica starts playing
>>220757502
>>220756139Haha what a ridiculous idea, no way that would happen in real life right?
>I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME!>I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME!>NOW I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME!>CUZ HATE IS ALL THE WORLD HAS EVEN SEEN LATELY!
>>220757578>>I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME!>>I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME!>>NOW I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME!>>CUZ HATE IS ALL THE WORLD HAS EVEN SEEN LATELY
>I wish I had an angel for one moment of love. I wish I had your angel your Virgin Mary undone
>>220750257here post actual 2yk cringe kino https://youtu.be/BW17WAwMcoQ?si=Aoy12ggpuF-yLNWF
>>220750257>man, it's a hot onenext four minutes gonna be kino
>>220749666
>>220749830I Disappear is unironically one of Metallica's best songs.
>>220754101I just turned 40 and had a party where we played some covers with a band, we did Break Stuff and that part was fucking kino. A bunch 35-50yo old fucks screaming WHAT every time i said A MOTHAFUCKIN CHAINSAW. Shit was probably cringe as fuck but goddamn was it fun.Thank you for reading my blog post about my birthday.
fag
>>220751284When he jumped out of the tower I accidently blurted out "whee!" and set off a section of the theater into mst3k mode.
>>220751938GRABASSES BAD!!
>>220750019>PTSD from the only heterosexual era in the last 40 yearsAnon, I...
>>220749830WILL YOU BURY ME WHEN I'M GONNE?
>that outro with Ben Stiller dunking on the Bizkitholy kino
Tori Amos? Was there a rule in the late 90s/early 00s that she had to be included?
>>220758193nah senpai
>>220754407braaaaaaaaaaappppppp
>>220753782YEAH MUSHA RAIN DUM A DOO DUM A DAH AH YEAH
The mask schtick being used not or two, but four times is proper Bollywood level cringe. But it because it was done so sincerely it comes around as being kino instead.
>>220749666I got Rollin' Anyone get something different?
>>220749666Really cool shades.MI 2 pretty cool action flick if i say so myself.No complaints on my behalf.
>>220749666>not Escape>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUA6c5nKAag>when 1:12 arrives
>>220750019the previous triennium was even worstespecially season 1997/1998it was the ruin of the fucking world as we have it today
>>220758468Tori is for endless cuddles
>>220758276holy based
>>220749922Wouldn't it be nice, if I could Sneed your feeed cause not every chuuuck, can suck and fuck like youuu.
>>220757578>>220757590Pure, raw, absolute kino.
>>220753944Tom must be a pro at packing his own parachute by now. I assume he wouldn't trust many others to do it
>>220749666Set me free was genuine kino
>>220749701>ok fellow MI2 CHADS, let's talk about the last 30 minutes of the KINO nowFTFY
This piece of trash movie is the one I’m most surprised that so many people consider it good
>>220759710The fight on the beach is pretty cool.I saw this in the theaters back in the day with my best friend.
>>220759710>Pulls a stoppy in front of the car, flips the bike around and blow them to hellThat's freaking cool.They don't make action movies like they used to.Tom Cruise also looks freaking cool with his shades and the leather coat.
>>220750257Why is based Rob Thomas eating an ice cream?
>>220757457That’s not rouge nation
>>220749666MI 2 is the best one and its not even close
>>220758193nah metallica post mop suckass
>>220749701It was kino. What's your point.
>>220759710
>>220754490>disturbed
>>220759854I'm not sure if the Final Fantasy 8 guy was modeled after 1999 Tom or the other way around
>>220753782Why is the song so boring
>>220759710Me vs. the cunt that drives in the ending lane until the end
>>220758468Forget that, what the fuck were Powderfinger doing there?
>>220749666Cruise was 38 in this movie. Average zoomer looks worse in their 20s.
>>220749666You would think exploding sunglasses would never get past the federal safety planning matrix.
>>220758276I kneel Oji-sans
Mission Impossible 2 is the best one. There is no close second.
>>220749922EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THREAD
JOHN OTTO TAKE EM TO THE TOM CRUISE ITCH
>>220749666I want to preface this by saying cruise is one of my favorite actors and he actually has range to do drama. But this line>you who don’t have a conscious!In this movie might be the most horribly delivered line in big block buster history. I remember rewatching it a thousand times with my brothers and laughing our asses off at how bad it was. I challenge you to find a worse delivery in any big movie.
>>220763967don't remember it so it never happened for me it was when they bet on the ponies with all those pineapples
>>220759710Is that Rami Malek getting shot in the shoulder?
>>220757457> Worst MI.have you seen the last one where the president is a black woman
>Banana phone starts playing
>>220761098>NO JANNY DON'T DO IT AGAIN DON'T DO IT AGAIN ILL BE A GOOD ANON ILL BE A GOOD ANON
>>220764490kek he doesn't even look remotely like him but in the few frames where he gets shot in the shoulder and tilts his head back I can see it.
>>220750257>pure cheese>>220750768>cornball>>220758276>Shit was probably cringe as fuckWhy do fags like you guys always have to apologize for enjoying things? Social signal "oh don't worry I don't actually think it's genuinely cool". Fucking literal losers man.
>>220749830I Disappear was what St. Anger COULD have sounded like. It was recorded during the same era. Bob Rock produced. the mix sounds great, the snare is tolerable. it sounds like the natural progression to the Load/ReLoad sound
Will you sneed me when I feed?Will you seed me while I'm here?Just as soon as I chuckIt's time I suck and fuck
