hags btfo
>>220750050I tried to explain to my gf that she’s a hag recently (she’s 23). She was hella upset. How do I help her cope?
>>220750090Introduce her to your new 18 year old girlfriend
So what? Who the fuck cares about old women? Women are supposed to shit out a bunch of babies then make sandwiches, if youre an old bitch youre done
Maybe old women should try not being bitter old crones all the time.
I hate women so much
>>220750050Does Chris or that animal also play the older woman? Are they taking poor granny's job?Even Nolan is casting trannies in his.
>>220750090Get a talking animal instead
>geriatric propaganda shillingcan this gay world get any gayer
>>220750090You can gently point out she's been past her prime for nearly a decade already
Sigourney Weaver is a stand in for Kathleen Kennedy
>>220750050I'm sure that the four Chris dudes, despite pushing 50s, still can do a lot of stunts and physical activity required for their roles, while (most of) older women just won't do it.
>Spend your youth focusing on your career>Find out that you're worthless in your chosen career path>Realize you have 40+ years of life left to live as a bitter lonely old hagNot my problem. Catch me in the theater watching the next Michael Bay kino objectifying the shit out of Sydney Sweeney.
>>220750050That's a man, man.
Lindsaybros… we won
>>220750113Absolute power move
>>220750050Talking animal movies have been on a downward trajectory since the 2000s.
>>220750300Someone needs to make a talking animal western, jumpstart both genres.
>>220750691Live action Rango remake
>>220750117>Who the fuck cares about old women?there is a large fanbase for shows/films starring old women
didn’t realise this board was so gay
>>220750050What BS. She and some other hag just recently won Oscars, (along what's her name for shitting in a bucket in a van), plus DWP2 with Meryl Streep and Siggy with Grogu. They're doing fucking fine
>>220750050Of course its more likely. Whats the problem?
Time moves so fucking fast. Ellen Fanning already playing milfs. Zoomer starlets already boged to hell. Nepo babies everywhere.fuck this gay earth
>>220751798You only get a few years as an adult and then you're unc and all the people you watched on TV growing up have buttholes so stretched you could fit your fist inside them. Sad times
>>220751838:/
>>220750050Fuck foidsFuck hags
>>220750050To be fair, there are an awful lot of actors called Chris for some reason.
>>220751838I am starting to actually enjoy unc stuff. I like it
>>220752378I was already unc in my late teen years so nothing changed for me
>>220751903>To be fair>I mean>brofuck off, normie
>>220750050Maybe old women should go for casting for talking animal roles then.
>>220752431>normieOh right, /tv/ is a far left board and the posters here are afraid to say "fag".
>>220752488find a gun and then shoot yourself in the head, normie
>>220752378Anything zoomers call uncslop has stood the test of time and is usually worth checking out.
>>220752460They should be applying for MAID instead
>>220750279At least she put that porta potty money to good use
in all seriousness angela lansbury was at her peak in her older age with murder she wrote, and golden girls was one of the most popular sitcoms of all time.problem is you have shit writers these days who can write older women and you have shit actresses now who can play amazing older ladies like angela
>>220750050Let me guess, movies starring anne hathaway, jlaw, lindsay lohan, portman, etc don't count?
>>220752770
>>220750050How much older? The problem is, btw, they don't want to write stories around them. Murder She Wrote ran for over a decade. You can do that when shit makes sense. If Jessica Fletcher was written to be an action heroine bombshell hot piece of ass in tight leather it would ran for one episode in a test viewing and caused riots.It's a limited part of the market. You can write a story that makes sense with an older female lead. I wouldn't expect it break box office records, but Driving Miss Daisy was on Broadway for fucking ever. What you can't do is write a story for a man and put an old lady in the role. Because it's retarded.
>>220753025Typical chud excuses
>>220750050Shhhhhh! If Mike finds out about that, he'll laugh himself to death.
>>220752829>Let me guess, movies starring anne hathaway, jlaw, lindsay lohan, portman, etc don't count?This modern day schizophrenic attitude towards youth is so bizzare. most women in the past accepted aging with grace.yet now we live in an age where men and women are aging but better than previous decades. even without plastic surgery it is now common knowledge that avoiding hard drugs, smoking, alcohol and the sun will make you look much younger. yet young people, despite looking younger and younger, are now obsessed with this crap like looksmaxxing and we have boys and girls getting bogged surgery at 25.and despite them looking good for their age, actresses like johannson, portman and hathaway are now acting like bitter hags calling for feminist communism all because god forbid these 40 year old actresses are no longer getting the roles of high school girls
>>220753217It's due to the rise of narcissistic personality disorders and general increase of mental illness
>>220753258it's the weirdest shit, people looking younger now which older generations would have killed for yet the younglings now act like they look like ancient ogres once they hit 18
>>220750279what happened between 2016 and 2025? it's like they rebuilt her entire face from scratch
>>220750279She must feel so weird, like her entire face is just gone and replaced with plastic
>>220750050oh nopoor hags:(
>>220750090>>220750113Just be the solution instead of the problem.>>220753391Jeez how old is this list?
>>220750050I am a fan of talking animals.
>>220750050Is that lindsey lohan?? How the fuck did she unjust herself??
>>220753539you are a furry
>>220753365She used the money from Arab Oil Baron's shitting on her face to buy a new one
>>220753365Rich Arabs bankrolled her plastic surgery
>>220753868Any rational man at any time in history knows furries deserve nothing but the most painful, brutal, humiliating death conceivable. Lucklily you're all degenderate faggots with the IQ of a kumquat, so most of you will die of AIDS or other kinds of dickrot or ass cancer, a fact that brightens the day of every sane human being whenever they remember it.
Older than what?
>>220750139I like them but only if they're cute
>>220750117>So what? Who the fuck cares about old women?There's dudes jerking it over hags.
>>220754764based holy basedthe basedness of this based just baseding blew me awaybased
>>220750050Yup. Which is how we like it. Pipe down ladies.
>>220753494From the looks of things the latest movie in >>220753391 is from 2017, so I'd guess it'd have to be around there
>>220750146underrated
>>220755757Are you saying you WOULDNT jerk off to this?
You're going to see more articles like these as time goes on. Women are going to be increasingly shitty towards their younger peers within the next decade. It's going to be fucking wild.
>>220755985not him but she looks like epstein
>>220750279she looks like a pre-wall ivanka trump now. attractive but nothing like what she used to look like, looks like a completely different person. did she at least get breast implants or did she just bog up her face? nothing pisses me off worse than women who bog up their faces without getting some nice big tiddies
>>220755985TRANNY SONRA.NNY.SON.
>>220753539Never heard a good comeback from both sides why we shouldn't just use furries for everything lol
>>220750090There's women who's in there 40s who look like teenagers like Emily Kinney. How haggard is your bitch, dawg? I was seeing a 24yo and she still looks like a teen. Hot as fuck.
>>220752431For fucks sake, can I not just preface my posts to tonally adjust my meaning? Are you going to >greentext me for saying "For fucks sake" too? Go start your own forum so you can be a janny there instead of being the Reddit police
>>220750050By all means
>>220750050>>220752770Let me solve this one for you partner. Movies that have talking animals are made for CHILDREN. Movies that star Chris Evans (Captain America) are often made for children or at the most PG16, still accessible for most ages. Movies that have Chris Pratt in them are DEFINITELY made for children, specially Mario, but also Guardians of the Galaxy, where he co-stars with an actual TALKING ANIMAL.Movies with older protagonists, be it an older man or woman, are usually dramas made for an ADULT AUDIENCE and notoriously pull lesser numbers than mega-blockbusters made for all ages you mouth-breathing fucking retard.
>>220750279She looks better than the meth trainwreck she used to be but she also looks like a mannequin with no resemblance to her former self.
>>220750050Good. Old women are fucking gross, nobody wants to see that shit.
>>220750050What if there is just a lot of talking animals and guys named Chris?
>>220750279She must have gotten Ivanka surgeon
>>220755985No, but it wouldn't be in my top ten.
you're all fucking niggers. you know that right?
Serum that stops women from aging past 25 when?
>>220756283>women who's in there 40sWe have such bait to show (You).
>>220756611yeah that's a good point, they should've made the comparison between old men and old women. There would still be way less old women leads but it would make more sense to complain about that
>>220750050i don't watch movies if the main protagonist is female, you could watch them before, but nowadays is a red flag about how hard the movie is gonna bomb you with constant propaganda.
>>220753365foidian tricks
>>220750050Sounds like someone needs to tell "Older Women" that they need to start being anywhere near as entertaining as "a man named Chris" or "a talking animal".
>>220756611Bro there are more old people than there have ever been right now thanks to the Boomer Generation aging-out.
>>220750050>or a Talking AnimalQuestion:The animal in question isn't a Bear, is it?
>>220750050I watched Amour recently and celebrated Emmanuelle Riva's HEARTBREAKING performance given in her mid-80s. That's right - I don't just support this underrepresented demographic in film by enjoying their features, I give them their due and adorn these brave actresses with the praise the unwashed masses refuse to give them too. Does this make me better than you? Well... I suppose the mere fact that you find yourself asking that selfsame question, trying to find some line to excuse your behavior - that says it all already, so I won't be so churlish as to voice it plainly.
>>220757529Old people don't go to the theater on opening weekend. Most don't care about new movies at all and just watch reruns or stream boomerslop shows. So they're not a very profitable audience for film despite being numerous.
>>220753383...anon, are you under the impression that the "plastic" in "plastic surgery" refers to synthetic polymer?
>>220750050>....and that's a good thing.
>>220757327This is the morning after I need to scare me sober
>>220750050Was the study called: "lies I make up"?
>>220752770>(((Saperstein)))Every time.
>>220752870Kino stealth-Ween filmhttps://youtu.be/ilHLTsI8n5U?si=qIKKz_UeIKaLg4u3
>>220750050Old women don't do anything worth writing a movie about.
>>220755985IMAGINE
>>220755985so uhhh where could one meet such ladies to get jerked & sucked off?
>>220750050So we should name women "Chris". Problem accomplished!
>>220753851>you are a furryThat's right.
No one wants to watch old women.
>>220755985Picrel was the first thing that popped into my head.
And that’s a good thing.
>>220750050Literally born a man.
>>220750050Because all the hags are now doing tv
>>220759294You know that won't do, anon.
>>220750279Make up is the great deceiver
>>220756283Based non-pedo woman enjoyer
>>220750050We need more monke and dog kino. What about a buddy cop movie with a cat and a dog. We dont' even need these retards. Get Grok in here.
>>220760307and the fags are doing /tv/
>>220750050Not in the ones I watch
>>220750279>>220760383Do foreigners not know what photoshop is yet?
>>220750050check the names on the """"study""""hint: its made up jewery
>>220760349Kek adding to my log collection
>>220761131>my log collectionA log of logs?
>>220760435if javs were counted then the statistics for basically everything would be completely different.
>>220750050Good and young-pilled, what kind of mentally ill person wants to see obnoxious female mummies in his escapism?
>>220750050>men don't want to see hags>women don't want to see hags because it reminds them they will be one one daymakes sense
>>220753539Yiff in hell, furfag
>>220750050>people don't want to look at old womenshocking
>>220750050If women watched women's sports, their ratings would be near those of men's sports. If old ladies watched movies with old ladies in them, those movies would be successful. All of this "underrepresented" shit is due to those not even those groups wanting to see their own group members.
>>220755985Her mentally ill son probably does.
>>220750050No shit?
>>220752770she was foxy in samson and delilah
>>220755985Dats a dood bruh can believe you noggers aint understood dis yet
Old women are good for only 3 things:>Cooking>Cleaning>Starring as elderly and sweet hobby detectives that despite their simple nature stumble on something much bigger than themselves and through their experience as caring providers manage not just to stop the villain's dastardly plot, and put the conspirators behind bars, but also fix the relationship of the daughter-surrogate she meets along the way
>>220763500You forgot nagging
>>220763830Geez, alright, you can stop reminding me!
>>220750050how many women are producing films with their money?
>>220763935About tree fiddy
>>220750050They obviously haven't seen my gilf folder.
>>220750050To be fair Chris is a pretty cool dude and talking animals are kino. Hags can't compete.
>>220764367Imagine a talking animal named Chris. What a delight that would be.
>>220750120>Maybe old women should try not being bitter old crones all the time.ikr it's like they don't even know that's only legit when we do it
>>220764397There were two of them about a talking teddy bear named Ted. I wanted to stomp the thing's guts out, frankly.
>>220750050Old actresses should just join onlyfans like every other geriatric prostitute who cant hook johns anymore
>>220757327Average 30 year old woman becore makeup
>>220764604They're turning broads into beauty products?!That would actually make for a decent sci-fi/horror. Like The Substance mixed with Onions Green.
>>220764632They made a movie about green onions?
>>220764693Why the fuck is that world filter still turned on?
>>220750050Chrismen, we have achieved utter victory
>>220764397As long as he isn't owned by a hag, sure.
>>220765087Deal.
>>220764429Ted is good. Ted (TV show) is great.
Don't these women have millions of dollars and decades of connections?
>>220765427It's called the glass ceiling, chud. You wouldn't understand.
>>220750139Get a life
>>220757327Someone needs to show this to Maggie Gyllenhaal.
>>2207502792009 is peak out of those
>>220752770Every fucking time.
>>220750139Based
>>220750139Damn bro what about used up smelly cheesy BPD pussy? Fucking incel
>>220750050I'm assuming older men aren't much ahead though
