That escalated quickly.
>>220752547Flat feet
>>220752547I've never watched this shit show, I've only seen it here. Is the tranny's whole character just that he's a whore? Because that's what it seems like.
>>220752621>im a lonely boomer i hope i can feel social with the brown teenage boy userbase on 4chan
>>220752621she's the most sane character in the show honestly
>>220752621no she's also an artist
>>220753105>the irl tranny plays a degenerate, sex-obsessed tranny
>>220753160What's your point
>>220752649sounds like you're projecting.
>>220752547>Cassie was sending Nate 30k a month or whatever to pay off the loan sharks>They just keep cutting off his fingers, toes, & burying him alive anywayWhat was the point?
>>220753220they wanted a mil also they're Armenians
Alamo's got great taste in feet.
>>220752547Do you think she enjoyed it?
>>220753220Nate’s story was so fucking stupid and his lack of character arc makes me so furiousHe pulled a gun on Maddy for saying he was a little gay, but he has the survival instincts of a toddler now. He spent the entire season running away from his problems, screaming and getting his shit beat in.
>>220753827Sounds like he acts tough threatening girls but when confronted by an actual threat he bricks it
>>220753827I think the writers wanted to give him a fuck you send off because Elordi was calling it quits this season and was probably a huge asshole on set
>>220752621Hunter has been almost completely written out this season. Jules has like 5 scenes max that are only a few minutes long
The Latina chick in this show gets me hard as fuck
>>220753160Who is she supposed to play? Achilles?
>>220753890I thought season was it for the show.
Hard to believe this episode started off so strong with Ali’s backstory. Easily the best part of the show
Whats the point in Cassie's deleting only fans plot if they just going to have solved in 30 minutes?Could literally remove it entirely and nothing changes in the plot. Feels like they had to cobble together a storyline after the fact
>>220752714>>220753105>>220753764>>220753924>she
alamo came inside maddy
>>220754076boohoo faggotprobably hotter than any girl you've been with
>>220754076Sydney is a woman. I don’t know what bullshit you’re on about, homo
>>220753883no, retardhis first major plot arc was beating up and ruining the life of a college guy while he was still in high school just for kissing maddie
>>220754256>calling someone else a faggot while mentioning how hot a man is
>>220753105>she
>>220754283>>220754364cry harder bitchboy
whole season is just miserable, borderline torture porn at this point, if there is another season after this one I'm out
>>220752547Haven't watched this show. Any clips of her being The Nanny'd?
Are there any pooping scenes this episode?
>cassie looks at a visibly nonwhite dick pic>says "Meh, I guess it could be good for anal"
>>220752547they really ruined two characters this episode and made the rest feel quite pointless>nate not doing anything this seasons except cry and get beat up, then just dies. very different from his character in S1 and S2 where he was an unhinged psycho>maddy losing all street smarts when she just tells alamo about rue and DEA, very out of character for her>losing you onlyfans and just starting a new one was resolved so easy what was even the pointits weak but im still entertained baka
>>220754446SOLID THREE
>>220753220why was he constantly kidnapping and torturing him? if he wants his money let nate build some shit. also why couldnt nate just go to the cops? all it was was a loan right?
>>220752547could it be? d-did she just won against the c-cock?
>>220755627bros i think Sydney might pull it out
>>220752547The biggest irony is that this clusterfuck of a season is still 10x better than the first two
>>220756483Are there any more pooping scenes?
>>220756483It really really isn't
>>220754277Literally in the first episode of the series he acts all tough trying to intimidate jules but completely flips and starts squealing like a bitch when jules pulls a knife on him
>>220752589how the fuck are they flat?
>>220753105I know a guy butt when I see one.
>>220753105dude body
this show should have ended after s2no one is even the same character, especially nate
Reminder Maddie is still pure because she only gave Alamo a footjob.
Jacob Elordi doing an interpretive dance of Sam Levinson's career.
>>220757865The show basically did end after season 1. Season 2 was a farcical imitation of season 1 and season 3 is just what the fuck? There are so many better ways that Euphoria could have gone as an IP, but Sam Levinson never understood what he had.
>>220752547I'm not masturbating anymore so this picture does nothing for me
>>220758878>another male who doesn't understand his own sexualityWhy is this so common?You'll be horny again.
>>220758960I will use the sexual energy to get bigger and plan for the retaking of Constantinople.
>>220758773Nope Maddie got the girlboss attitude fucked out of her by that fat nigger
>>220759041As much as I want to retake constantinople, I'd rather you just put that sexual energy in me.
>>220759063do you look like sidney sweeney?
>>220755762The fact that Japanese people seem to get offended when every tourist to Japan hasn't studied Japanese for 3 years is not nearly as perplexing as people who post untranslated manga covers and expect the English speaking world to translate Kanji.
>>220759072No I look like Seth Rogan if Seth Rogan shaved and took hormones. But I'm funny and kind if that matters?
>>220759102It does not. Repent from your sin, pleasure and vanity are temporary, the glory of Rome is forever. Praise Christ.
>>220752547Shit gag.
>>220759124>It does not.Didn't think so, but a girl can hope. >Repent from your sin, pleasure and vanity are temporary, the glory of Rome is forever. Praise Christ.I haven't committed a sin (recently). And I go to the one true church every sunday. When was the last time you confessed Anon?
>>220752589Yup. Dealbreaker.
>>220754400Why do zoomers call anything that makes them uncomfortable "torture porn"
>>220752589>>220759169Indeed.
>>220759187They don't. This is lowkey torture porn tho. t. millenial.
>>220752649brown teenagers use tik tok and instagram they don't even know what 4chan is. This place legit has more uncs than young people now and definitely will have in the future.
>>220753827His plotline was so dumb considering he was written like he couldn't fight back against these guys to defend himself. It would have been way better in that scene a few episodes a go where he runs upstairs to the bathroom if he had a handgun hidden there and kills the guy coming to take his finger off; begging him not to get any closer, et cetera, then it would at least have "made sense" that Nate died in this most recent episode as an act of reprisal for that killing.
>>220759124Holy cringe, go back to R eddit.
>>220759215Fuck you. There's nothing cringe about Jesus.
I hated Nate in s1/s2 but I didn't feel like s3 was Nate getting his come uppence it just felt like a different guy suffering, I don't think he really did a single asshole thing the whole season
>>220759131whole tie too.way too crude and too loose
OH N
>>220755627People unironically watch this?
Sydney's butt
>>220753105>le struggling artist in 5 million dollar apartmentI hate this trope
>>220759292thisS1/2 nate was a psycho abusive guyS3 was a man trying to live a good life, providing for his (whore) wife and trying not to have her become a (bigger) whore and building a businesswhile he fucked up with dodgy loans and some other shit, it was the zoning comission shit that fucked his business and the show should that this was out of his control entirely, the system was just rigged against himbut in no way was he the bad guy that he was in S1 and S2, and he definitely didnt deserve what happened to him in the last episode, just a totally different show
>>220759396name 3 kinos>>220759401>just a totally different showwhat's wrong with that
>>220759187Same reason any kind of scrolling is now called doomscrolling. The retards cannot use language. Everything is buzzwords and catchphrases. If a word or phrase has rizz and is giving vibes? Shoehorn it into every conversation.
>>220759401Yeah and then there was the dog whistling with cassie doing her best rendition of female victimization. The whole thing is just crass and trite and meaningless. It really does remind me of The Last Jedi, a vaguely good film in the genre but an absolutely terrible addition to Star Wars.
>>220759383what did she mean by "I fucked him"? he looks dead.And are they using the wide angle camera? her thighs look as thick as Chung-Li on some angles lmao.
>>220759407>what's wrong with thatNTA but it's not what I signed up for. And don't try to sell me Jules when she's got 2 whole minute of runtime.
>>220759440>not what I signed up forthat doesn't matter
>>220759466>What the audience wants doesn't matterOn matters of taste the customer is always right. Servant.
>>220753105Isn't that the same skyline they use in American Psycho?
>>220759481>What the audience wants doesn't matterlol this is 100% true, the artist isn't supposed to pander to you but to bring his own vision to life. Like it or don't
>>220753105That's such shitty art kek
>>220759396It's always that same "community college impressionism" style too
>>220759515No. That's true of studio art or novels. TV and Film is mass media. It's showBUSINESS. The point is to get people to watch. If that's not what you're about then you're in the wrong business. But given the amount I've seen Sydney Sweeny's tits this season I'm guessing you know this and this is just cope because you've just realized you're no better at reading the audience than your boss.
>>220759528she's pretty good desu, she made this...in that webm she's just getting started it's just a sketch>>220759535k whatever you say
Jacob Elordi is relentlessly handsome.
>>220759466it's insane how much she mogs every other female and tranny on that show
>>220759539>k whatever you sayIt is, actually, what I say tho. Let's face it, nobody is expecting a Euphoria season 4 after this. The cast obviously don't want a bar of it, and the audience clearly isn't there. So where's the budget for it? Fucking nowhere, that's where. That's your fucking art, back to a $2 pen and $4 notebook to maybe write something somone might accidentally read one day and think is worth more than the $6 you spent on it.
>>220759535Oh fuck off. Are you going to say David Lynch was beholden to "the audience" too?
>>220759546>We definitely need to rewrite this character's latent homosexuality and kill him offit's like they hate money.
>>220759606EVERYONE in hollywood is beholden to the audience. You want to be Terrence Mallick? Go live in a cabin in texas where you never ever get laid and nobody outside of a handful of millenial hipsters who don't care any more know your name? Or do you want to be Michael Bay and make a billy just by putting your name on the poster? Jesus fucking christ save me from the "artist" looking for "truth" in hollywood.
>>220755013Nate wouldn't be able to the cops without admitting to defrauding investors including Naz over the senior living resort project. The construction was stalled because of California's environmental laws over the endangered flowers on the construction site. The season didn't really care to show if Nate was deliberately trying to avoid paying Naz or not in favor just turning his parts in torture porn for browns & troons to watch with sadistic glee of the white jock getting his "just desserts."
>>220759642Doesn't explain why Cassie, Rue or Lexi don't go to the cops.
>>220759539You can't tell a man from a woman, what the fuck do you know about art?
>>220759642And as for "just deserts" it's not just deserts because it's not the same character. It's just some poor white male "victim of the system" instead of the the guy who'd literally blackmailed Jules and Tyler into self-harm.
>>220752547I'm glad the rapist was white or I would have been really offended.
>>220759677Why the fuck would Rue give a shit? She's caught up in her own drama being a DEA informant. Lexi is judgmental bitch more focused on herself & rather observe drama than play a part in it. Cassie was in survival mode by getting the fuck out of dodge with Maddy being her "manager" trying to kickstart her OF career.
>>220752547I'm convinced people only watch this garbage to see Sydney Sweeney's nudes.
>>220759804>Lexi is judgmental bitchJudgemental bitches call cops when aggressive males are involved and they don't have a reason not to>Cassie was in survival mode First instinct of every female when presented with the reality of male on male violence is to call the cops. >Maddy being her "manager" trying to kickstart her OF career.Maddy had literally every single reason to call the cops and no reason not to. She didn't care about nu-nate, and she wished old-nate harm. In the meantime scandal would increase cassies profile which increases her cut at not cost to herself. And maddie is presented as exactly the sort of calculating bitch who would have figured that out long before she gave a footjob to a old fat nigger. In fact calclulating bitch acting always in her own self-interest is all we really know about her because the show refused to develop her more than that. Nate dying in a coffin with a snake is the most confected end to what was obviously a contractual problem since they brought back Daniel in SG-1.
>>220759849Not me, i genuinely love the show and think it's one of the best seasons of television ever
>>220759871You should watch season 1 which was actually good. >>220759849Nobody watches the show for what they get for free on twitter.
>>220759760That dude looked like a red indian to me
>>220759546he has a weird jaw mouth area
>>220759396It isn't her apartment. It's the apartment of some dude she fucks because she is a whore.
>>220759992>>220759396>>220753105Samefag
>>220759131Hey at least her mouth is actually stuffed
>>220760000>>220760033>>220759899checked
>>220752547That hogtie is bad. As an OF creator youd think she would have a better rigger
>>220760042Aww, sweetheart, that's one is sad. I'm not even going to save it, I'm just going to pretend it never happened. I still love you tho.
>>220753105>flower in butt paintingwow like jewish art in jewish movie
Whore.
>>220760108Read this and tell me you don't get an oscar for playing Reece I DARE you.
>>220760108Mirin shoulder width
>>220759870Lexi heard enough to know something was wrong, but didn't have the full picture. Naz could've been just another pissed off investor for all she knew. >First instinct of every female when presented with the reality of male on male violence is to call the cops.Cassie was more concerned over her own bloody nose than Nate getting his ass whooped. Were you watching this series with your phone? >MaddyMaddy resisted police involvement even when she was the victim over smaller stakes like domestic abuse investigation. You just have to mark it up to character flaw on her part thinking she can out gangster gangsters like Alamo.
>>220759539this show is nothing, it's fucking nothing
>>220760191it's fun
>>220760182>Lexi heard enough to know something was wrong, but didn't have the full picture. Naz could've been just another pissed off investor for all she knew.Manlogic. Girls call the cops.>Cassie was more concerned over her own bloody nose than Nate getting his ass whooped. Cassie would have called the cops the minute Noz showed up univited at the wedding. Girls call the cops. >Maddy resisted police involvement even when she was the victim over smaller stakes like domestic abuse investigation. This is referencing previous seasons, but even then it's because there was advantage for her in doing so. The advantage for her lay in creating a big fucking scandal for cassie, which mean getting the cops involved. Girls call the cops. It's like you've never met a girl before.
2016 Twitter: The Show
>>220752547Was it always this outlandish or did the hig school show go off thee rails as soon as the high school formula wasn't there to contain it?
>>220760308Honestly it jumped the shark while it was still in the high school formula. They didn't understand what they had and they fucked it up terribly.
>>220759570Apparently season 3 is still the best ratings the show has ever had, it's actually growing in popularity with each season. I guess if Zendaya wants to do season 4, then there'll be one.
Bullet to the head: sex + kissing with Jules or with Faye?
>>220760380>frotting with Juleskino
Jules ending won't he happy
>>220760351DESU if you want to tell me that Larry Ellison is dumb enough to get suckered by that math, I'd believe you. But it's not just Zendaya, Jacob Elordi has apparently contractually obliged his own death, but you've still got to convince Sydney Sweeny. And the thing that nobody watching this season would even be able to guess is that she can actually act when she's given good material (Americana was a home run for it's budget, straight out of the fucking park at mach 6).So basically I don't believe you. Especially since every time I start a Euphoria thread it gets 0 responses that aren't mine. Trying to bet Warner on season 4 of this, and like I said I'm not saying they won't do it, is the dumbest fucking move since introducing niggers to Lord of the Rings. This should have been gritty realistic twilight. Not the M-she-U in reverse.
>>220760415My headcannon is that Jules never came back after the season 1 finale.
>>220755627>>220759372It's pr0n. Of course they watch it. I'm fapping to her right now!
>>220760466I think Sydney sees the writing on the wall with respect to her “acting” career, she’s in her late 20s, she has had several close calls in terms of being “cancelled” and she’s already seen as a conservative which in Hollywood equals career death. Euphoria is turning into the Sydney Sweeney show with the expectation that Zendaya is leaving the cast - why would she give up a sure thing?
None of you probably care about this, but I think the colour grading and cinematography is too over the top. Like somebody trying their hardest to create a "visual style", but just pumping the saturation way up and adding way too much film grain emulation in post.
>>220760536> Zoomer is so brainrotted that xe needs to censor herself on 4chanKill yourself
>>220760617Sydney Sweeny's career isn't dying, hollywood is dying. Hollywood is literally clinging to shit like Americana because they actually think it can save them (it can't but they're stupid). This isn't a sure thing for any of them, this is trading their finite cred as the last few professionals still surviving of their generation for a paycheck. Nobody, and I mean not a single person who was within the TMZ when this shit was on sound stage, has benefited from this. To think otherwise is stupidity which is abundant in hollywood in 2026. The entire hollywood ecosystem is collapsing due to cancer and your entire logic is about appeasing the cancer.
>>220760673No, suck my balls while I stroke my penis to Sydney. Unless you're a filthy Jeet, then no. If you're Russian okay. you people stink too, but you're more on the tolerable musty side.
>>220760633Hi F1nn. I told you sperging about camera shit was bank for you. You owe me a "you were right".
>>220760033Ye but i'm a way nothing really holds it it. It's equally bad as classic Hollywood single tape.>>220760047Very nice rope work but that gag looks poor.
I just wish they kill off the filthy troon. Nobody wants to see his faggot ass. That adult film girl with the big lips however makes me happy.
i've seen ads for this show and have no idea what its about. it looks like a collection of fetishes and ugly browns
>>220760785Yeah you get it.
>>220760747you're a gay retard
>>220761385Also I often enjoy how much troons get bruised to shit when they attempt to take themselves seriously. It makes both men and women happy.
bros i hope they make it
>>220759535Stick to NCIS, boomer.
>>220761844i was still kinda hoping that Maddy would have Cassie raped as an act of revenge desu
>>220759515At this point, What is even Sydney fucking doing
>>220759539this is a very good painting as much as I hate to say it
>>220755627Acting really is just porn with extra steps.
https://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/chloe-cherry-euphoria-interviewOur girl did an interview!
>walks
>>220752589Feet aren't supposed to be curved from the outer side retard
is /tv/ ready for the inevitable surprise series finale on Sunday?>everyone gets shot in DEA-gang confrontation >lexi wins because she stays late working on a screenplay
>>220759091they're not offended at that lol, they're offended you're not sticking to the white-people spaces instead of coming into their pub-equivalent.
>>220760673>larping zoomer can't distinguish between self-censoring and ironic 1337 speak
>>220764298>nepotow was the main character the whole time>againis there a way I can commit suicide for you?
>>220763620Will Alamo still send her to Mexico for plastic surgery? Seems like she can start sucking cock to pay him off 5 minutes into the next episode.
>>220759539Yea it's kind of nuts how this is HBOs big ticket right now shiiiiit this is like barely on the same caliber as some trashy show from the 90s. We really have regressed this decade. Need some better shit in the 2030s I swear.
>>220760380I hate how dumb this bitch is now>YOU LIED TO ME. YOU DEFINITELY HAD SOME PLAN OR SOMETHING TO GAIN BY BREAKING INTO THIS SAFE THAT YOU KNEW HAD NO MONEY IN IT APPARENTLY
>>220764469unfortunately I don't see any scenario where lexi loses unless she happens to be scolding rue the minute when the DEA opens fire and she gets hit by a stray bullet
>>220764622Right-wing cock confirmed stronger than the power of friendship. Also reminder their friendship happened because of heroin and was therefore always doomed to fail.
>>220754277Yeah faggot college boys are notoriously tougher than Armenian gang leadersWho wrote this shit
holy shit every single webm itt is cringe afhow is this show still being made
>>220764686He's a 6'5 built ex-football player who isn't a stranger to fighting, no one is saying he should john wick the fucking mafia but the fact he doesn't at any point try to defend himself beyond begging and crying for mercy is retarded
>>220764717The guy beating him up is also 6'5 and an Armenian hench manAnd if you do fight back you must kill them(the 2nd guy will have a gun btw) and then you must go on the run for killing a gang leader
>>220764717high center of gravity, he should have just stuck with sports
So let's talk about the licenses in the safe. What's going on there?
>>220764862I think its the girls they disappear for trafficking
>>220764622does she look smart to you?
>still no Maddie feet pics What happened to you /tv/?
>>220754256>you're so gay that you probably have sex with WOMEN!
>>220765675there weren't a lot of clear shots
https://youtu.be/NIYEc-AfUVwThis is the soundtrack we are owed.
>Be Sam Levinson>Get accused of being an asshole with your employees>No one wants to work with you anymore>Contractually obligated to do S3 of Euphoria>Know that after this you'll never participate in big productions>Want to make crime drama>Insert Euphoria characters in said drama>It sucks balls and completely changes the characters you spend half a decade developingSam Levinson lost
>>220766012There will be no season 4 but if there is, it should take place on the International Space Station (somehow Rue larry stus her way into NASA)
Have we seen Hunter’s penis yet?
>>220766085Penultimate scene of the finale where Jules is found floating dead face up in an infinity pool, season 4 rue becomes a detective and the show turns into True Detective season 5
>>220765828>>220765675she is extremely ugly, how the fuck people like her
>>220766242i like her
>>220760191It's right wing and Christian (Levinson is a republican and rogue jew) if you needed it spelled out for you. Seethe tranny. Or jeet. Or zoomer. I'm sure one of the above applies.
>>220766329Unironically best girl in S3. Only chance Jules has now is if she hangs dong in the finale.
>>220766329Is /ourlatina/ going to get stuffed and mounted?
>>220766414This. You can tell he separated himself from the Jew hive mind because the media and goycattle (both left and right) are attacking him on all sides. Torture porn and misogyny from blue cattle, Jewish subversion from red cattle. CHRISTIANS with open hearts can see the truth.
>>220766584Will YHWH save rue?
>>220766597I don't know. I want to say she has protagonist armor but the show has made a lot of allusions to Moses/Rue. I bet they filmed multiple endings and it all depends on another season being greenlit lol
>>220766624If they go the moses route then rue is all but confirmed to be killed off, moses never got taste the milk and honey in Israel and so rue will be denied Jules' milk and honey.
>>220759881>You should watch season 1 which was actually good.i think this is the best season. the show actually got better as it went along which is rare for anything.
>>220766012>It sucks ballsIt's good enough that I'm entertained and glad it was made because I certainly didn't enjoy the first two seasons very much.
>>220766724troons, lesbos and heightcucks are all upset because their heckin kino got subverted and turned into a gooner chud dramedy
Why does Hunter Schafer barely have any screen time? Even Faye has more presence than her lmao.
>>220766919jules hit max character development after family guy threatened to cut off troongibs
>Maddy tells Adebisi about the DEAWhat shitty writing
>>220766919It’s actually crazy how they made her a side character even though she was the main character in season 1.
>>220760617She's making a $200m Gundam then Michael Bay's Cruisin USA 3D. Both guaranteed hits
>>220766985The moral of the story is women are as much self-destructive as they are careless.
>>220757402Nate is a bitch outside of high school. That’s what they went with in season 3 but they just explained it poorly.
>>220752547flat feet :3
>>220767021>hmmm today I will use my boyish charm and my father's inherited alcoholism to outwit the hardened Armenian gangsterIt made sense when he was conning retarded neighbors, Nate just flew too close to the shitbag sun
>>220766995Jules was never the main character lol
Rue isn't going to make it, huh?>>220766985He didn't seem to care maybe it will play into the last episode. But what a dumb bitch.
>>220767068She was the main character along with Rue in season 1. All of season 1 revolved around Rue and Jules’ relationship.
>>220766329>A Zip nepo paying homage to Phil Spector shooting a shiksa using a negro and a spic in a Virgin Mary nightie Tiresome
>>220767101More of plot device, especially in regards to the Cal-Nate dynamic.
>>220766414>>220766584Euphoria is a remake an (Israeli))) show faggot
>>220767072If rue dies the show dies, then Sam can make a new euphoria with sexless Gen Alphas
>>220767112your fake outrage is tiresome
>>220766919busy making bladerunner tranny 2030
>>220767134Israel is a right-wing theocracy tho
>>220753827Meanwhile, Jules only paints and gets anal sex from the guy who pays his rent. It's like only Rue, Cassie and Maddy matter to this director.
>>220767072He definitely cared just didn't react to Maddy
>>220767176The Ellisons own HBO, the Ellisons are extermination tier anti-white. Kys
>>220767181what further character development do you legitimately want from a troon whore art school dropout?
is it me or is zendayas acting way worse this season
>>220766329GET IT? IT'S SYMBOLISM FOR HER BEING A TROPHY LIKE THE STUFF DEER
>>220767134Tell me what this euphoria has in common with the Israel show.
>>220767072>>220766985>>220767204They had to have slipped that line in there for a reason.
>>220759360>thrown into glass table>0 cuts
>>220767321you can see them on her arm >>220752547
I can’t believe this judgmental cunt is getting away with everything. She just sits there being a complete bitch to all of her friends and judging them. Let’s not forget she made a very homophobic play and no one fucking batted an eye.I hope this bitch gets what’s coming to her.
>>220767327Jules - Pride Cassie - GreedLust - CalEnvy - LexiGluttony - the fat whore from s1Wrath - MaddySloth - Nate
>>220767134>>220767210And here we have a red cattle like I --> >>220766584 described earlier
Why s3 so fucking awful? It's making s2 look decent in comparison.
>>220759539I've never watched this show, but this is probably my favorite snippet of the show, because to me it shows even women hate trannies and struggle with the best way to maneuver around their mentally ill existence, even though this is just a painting and not a big deal, but draws on the bigger culture connotations as a whole, they really are mentally ill genital obsessed castration fetish freaksChef's kiss
>>220767369she'll be forced to live with the knowledge that her actions got her sister sold into anal slavery and her childhood best friend killed by drugrunners.
>>220767369Many fail to realize that she was the villain of the 2nd season.
>>220767369It's been like 5 years Nate you need to get over it you drama queen
what a shit show
>I-IT'S MADE BY DA JOOS!Well I'm not circumcised so I don't give a fuck
>>220767395t. Nate
>>220767327They're trying way too hard with the cinematography. It just doesn't feel like it was a natural decision to make that shot. Don't get me wrong, it's not a bad shot, it just looks like high school level "deep" shit to me. And the colour grading and fake film grain is just too much. They're trying too hard.
>never watch seasons 1 or 2>watch S3 with the wife>maximalist colors >funky neo-retro sets>fun characters>hot girls>wacky Tarantino-esque hijinks>redditors and troons seethe about it not being faithful or whatever the fuck to S1 and S2Is the show really that different to the first two? Am I being rused? This is like a Blaxploitation film and lots of fun, how do the long-term fans not enjoy this???>>220754587>ruined MaddyPffft anyone who grew up in an area with hispanics knows a dozen bitches like Maddy who think they're hot shit because they helped their 28 year old boyfriend drop off weed a few times while they were juniors in high school, then they get fucking smacked with reality at age 23. Maddy's character and her stupid mistakes are incredibly realistic to what I'd expect from someone like her. In fact all of the characters have seemed very realistic to me other than Rue but who gives a fuck about her. Nate uh oh stinky-ing a business deal to the mob after thinking he's le family man business man because he bought a 70 year old house and married an idiot blonde comes across as super authentic tbqhwyf
>>220767224When has she ever been a good actress? At least with Rue it's fitting because she's a brain-fried retard.
>>220767631>Is the show really that different to the first two?Yes. It might have been a very different show with an Euphoria coat of paint to get a greenlit. Fans of the shitty first two seasons hate it and the retards here seething about it didn't watch it.
>>220754256almost any woman is better than boning that tranny
>>220767631It's different but there's a still a throughline. The coping about "sam wanted to make a different show but had to make euphoria" is retarded. That's like saying twin peaks the return is "a different show" because its tonally different from the first two seasons.
>gets all her friends and sister killed>leaves ABC job >creates HBO show based on her experiences>her in-show character is also a self-insert
>>220759992he you mean
>>220761385>liking womengay>not liking troonnot gay?
>>220766417The only two actually interesting characters and both of them are barely in it.
>>220767327>>220767574Millions watch but don't s-e-e this slop, literally a few thousand mostly /tv/ have seen Nic's Too Old to Die Young and even those estimate numbers are now disputed by this thread
>>220767308Clues: surname Levinson and the Zohar
>>220767431tbf most actresses live with this
>>220759360>>220758854i don't even watch this show, and yet everything i see from this season looks astonishingly fucking stupid, like verhoeven's showgirls except it doesn't know it's satirical
>>220767631you're brown, imaginary wife darker
>>220767431All Lexi wanted was to have something for herself, but Cassie just had to have what she had AND aim to be more successful while not lifting a damn finger. At the very end it's Cassie who ruined her own credibility by getting into porn just prior to aiming for an acting career, which Lexi had to help her get. She's like the leech following her younger sister around, picking up scraps of her hard work and then charm the fuck out of everyone to get more before ruining her chances (and those of Lexi if she gets too involved). For starters, Cassie didn't have to live in the same motel (whatever it's called) as her younger sister. Both Maddy and Cassie saw Lexi's hard work as an opportunity to get what they wanted at that moment, while Lexi was playing the long game.
>>220766919>>220766995Because Sam Levinson doesn't like having a career. >>220767068Yeah she was, because Rue is the storyteller and Rue was obsessed with Jules. They got each others names tattooed on the inside of their lower lip, apparently that just got forgotten. >>220767181Except Maddy is just there as a vehicle for Cassie to thott for for the trailers. >>220767369Nobody cares. >>220767440That is such fucking cope. The actual story is so transparent is makes me sick. Judd Apatow put pressure on Sam Levinson to make his niece the main character and Sam Levinson forgot what show he was making and did. And it's so stupid because it's supposed to be Rue telling the story, but then Rue tells the story about how actually it's nepotow telling the story in this weird meta-thing where nothing actually happens anyway and Eric Dane has to carry the whole season. >>220767631>Is the show really that different to the first two? Am I being rused?Season 1 is the good season and it was amazing.
>>220767945qrd?
Maddy was hot as fuck in season 1/2 what happened to her?
>>220768336I need to rewatch showgirls. I haven't seen it since the 90s and I love Verhoeven.
>>220768336anything can look stupid out of context
>>220767945dumb dumb dumb dumb dumbWhy is she telling the story with Rue's voice? That's where season 2 jumped the shark. If you wanted to make it the Lexi show, then why the fuck is Rue narrating it? The show is already someone telling the story of their fucked up experiences as a young person. But then Samuel decides he wants it to be more meta, and so now it's Lexi telling the story of Rue telling the story of Lexi's early career in television? WAT?!
He is now the last straight white man on the show
>>220768472>nowWho was the other one?
>>220767574>a medium known for its visual language>"They're trying way too hard with the cinematography."behead all zoomers.
>>220768402>>220768336Neat comparison. Sam Levinson is making Showgirls for the goyim who think Showgirls is The Room. Verhoeven is German and Levinson is you know what. Verhoeven operated on three levels of entertainment, each masterfully so. Even Lynch couldn't master the American blockbuster simultaneously with his other levels.
>>220768489nate who just got KWAB'd
>>220767945She's so bogged now, it's sad.
>>220768595Verhoeven is dutch. >>220768599>Nate>Straightlol!
>>220759372>not watching Sydney naked moaning like in real sexso you're a homosexual. Interesting
>>220768659Saw it on twitter.
>>220755013could've also just gotten a gun (pretty sure he had one in S2) and just shoot the guy when he entered his home to claim self-defense
>>220768659Then she should just do porn instead of acting in a shitty TV show. It's not like there's much of a stigma anymore
>>220768472>whiteliterally looks like a spic
>>220764622didn't she tell Rue that's where the money was in the first place?
>>220768412That dress makes his tits look fantastic.Did he get them redone after that feather thing showed they were lumpy hexagons?
>>220752547IS that whole sock in there?
>>220768757he's an anglo
>>220768472>this is "white" to americans
>>220753105>painting in a gorillion dollar luxury apartment>it'll be ok i put down some paper on the floorFucking lmao I thought these people were "artists" ain't none of them ever seen a painting studio
>>220769006>all painting studios must look like THISSSS !!!bruh
>>220768372envy is one helluva drug
What does Maddy smell like?
>>220769474Like cleavage and the inside of your mom's purse.
>>220769540She literally has no cleavage lmao.
>>220769474chamoy and tajin, with a hint of cinnamon
>>220754076>GF is Prego
>>220769627It evaporated into an invisible vapor that's why it's a part of her scent profile
>>220769627leverage > cleavage but now Maddy has neither
Interesting that the preview said season finale and not series finale.
>>220770030DO IT SAM JUST FUCKING END IT
I don't give a shit anymore, can someone post the spoilers for the last episode? All I know is that another main cast character dies.
>>220754277>kissingdidn't he fuck her?
>>220770161it's going to be Lexi when she dies crossing a busy intersection delivering coffee to the office
>>220770161Nate dies after getting buried alive and then bitten by a rattlesnake. Fat black guy shoots loan shark guy but owns Cassie now or something. Jules wasn't in it.
we want the coomer audience
>>220770292You know, given how bad the pacing of the show has been I would totally buy that the last episode is the Lexi episode where she dies in events completely unrelated to the rest of the plot which goes completely unresolved. That seems like a very Samuel move.
>>220770303you forgot that rue goes back to the nazis and then she tries to escape with faye's help, but then faye finds out the safe doesn't have money in there so she screams so the sleeping nazi will wake up, and that's where the episode ends
>>220770349I didn't forget, I just didn't care.
>>220770303I mean for the last episode of this season anon
>>220770501Oh. I dunno. Something dumb and not involving Jules probably.
>>220770526FIVE MORE DAYS UNTIL THE ACKENING
>>220770547Good one Samuel. Appealing to the 10 year old meme enjoyers crowd is going to be great for your career at HBO.
>>220755627at this point just make porn?what's stopping her?
>>220759360>heem sleepy
>>220770445come on, anondon't be like thatyou care about rue
>>220770585Shock and awe, sweaty. Society normalizes everything as it degenerates, and anheroing is the next logical step.
>>220760204>now make her skin look like shit
>>220753105>The tranny with bolt-ons doesn't understand that boobs are affected by gravity
>>220770675But it's not shocking, it's just awful, because we haven't had a chance to care about Jules this season. It would be like learning the queer kid you had a lowkey crush on in high school died in a car accident via a facebook obituary. >>220770672I do not care about her plotline at all. The ONLY thing that makes me care about Rue is because she cares about Jules, only she doesn't actually care about Jules any more because that would require Jules being in the show. And even if I were to try to care about Rue's plotline it's the most jumbled mess of everything ever. One minute she's born again, the next she's pining for her old flame, the next she wants to be a pimp, the next she's a CI for the DEA, then she's running away with Jules, then she's a prophet, then she's a double agent for the neo-nazis, like wtf? Picrel was the asthetic of season 1. In a frame I get more depth and plot than I have in all of season 3.
>>220770916>we haven't had a chance to care about Jules this seasonwhat is there to care about an art school dropout transgender prostitute who has no backup plan once the sex works inevitably fails. should have just written off Jules as a porn star, but the penis paintings at least served some comedic value.
>>220770983Who says she's got no backup plan? The show didn't say that. Jules' prostitute arc is 5 minutes of actual footage, most of which was some guy licking her pantihose, and the one scene Sam Trammel actually gets lines in. The story is supposed to be the tragic romance of the neurodivergent black lesbian and the tranny with PTSD who couldn't save her. But even if you wanted to tell the story of the tranny who dropped out of art school and fell into sex work, then actually tell the fucking story. You're giving me the ai prompt version of it, but you haven't bothered to click generate.
>>220770916oh you're a trannyyour opinion doesn't matter
>>220771083>Who says she's got no backup plan?Yes I'm sure she will be able to find another richfag to leech off and continue her development as a tranny prostitute.
>>220771101>Oh you're the core audience, we hope you hate it. The Kathleen Kennedy school of film making has been pumping out graduates I see.
>>220771144how does it feel when it happens to things you like?also, do you need some rope?
>>220755627This looks like written by a 13yo girl trying to imagine what 13yo boys would like to watch and hear about a porn scene.
>>220771142And you've put more thought into that than Sam Levinson did when he wrote the show. If you want to tell the story of a trans prostitute who ages out of the business and has to rebuild her life without her daddy? I'm here for that, all trans stories are tragic, that sounds like really compelling television. But you actually have to tell the story.
>>220759539"blahdy blah evil cannot create" and all that.
>>220771101does imbue a bit of subjectivity when you think about it. from a non-transgender perspective, jules was always seen as a means to get rue stabilized but then rue just decided instability is more fun.
Why does Jules talk like she's got a mouth full of cotton now?
>>220771192Needs more tranny dicks everywhere for no reason
>>220771166It's aggravating, heartbreaking, disenfranchising, it's just all around awful. But what makes it worse this time is that you're taking it out on me even tho I was a star wars fan too. I didn't break star wars, and Kathleen Kennedy is cis.
>>220771188At this point, Jules has hit peak troon prostitute. It's all days inn and clearance wine with discreet married fags from here on out.
>>220759539>no one in their right mind would paint this>well she's... transbased?
>>220771199Technically Jules ran away at the end of season 1, which was the final chapter of their tragic romance after which Rue slipped back into addiction. >>220771220Who the fuck knows.
>>220759992That's an even worse trope>le magical hooker has a super rich and ultra nice client fall in love with them
>>220771227Again, sounds like a great story that would make for really compelling television. Yet for some reason I'm watching black cowboys fight neo-nazis over a bird.
>>220767008It's not Cruisin USA, it's Outrun (the Sega game)
>>220771281I prefer the fat black guy who shoots apples off of Rue's head for fun to the shit from season 1 and 2
>>220771281>Yet for some reason I'm watching black cowboys fight neo-nazis over a birdbecause rue wanted to get high duh
>>220755627Was he allowed to touch Sydney or even look at her during this scene?
>>220759383Her legs are too thick. is this a body double?
>>220771329So go watch a Tarantino movie or something. >I prefer stories about princesses solving puzzles than whatever the fuck Obi Wan did in Star Wars. Dumb. >>220771332Buuuuuuut she doesn't because apparently she's clean and/or born again and/or getting her shit together and/or trying to save Jules from being a sex worker and/or on a mission from god now.
>>220771383I meant when she got the drugs from laurie in s2
>>220771435>Rue stole drugs in season 2 therefore black cowboys fight neo-nazis over a birdSamuel level writing at full power.
>>220771479Well no, she got the drugs from laurie to then sell for profit/getting a foot in the business. But then she got high but then she got high. And here we are
I think season 3 is the creators realizing what the audience they have really is and writing stupid crazy slop for them to lap up at the expense of good and coherent storytelling.
>>220771513Yeah, that part makes sense, because junkies do dumb shit to get high. Doesn't explain the black cowboys fighting neo-nazis over a bird in my queer-kino.
>>220771526I think it's the exact opposite. It didn't understand or care about the audience it had, it went chasing a completely different audience, wound up with the only audience being hatewatchers who won't be back next season without an applogy. Meanwhile the fuck you you'll buy anything attitude on full display with the quality of the writing.
>>220755627why is my pp not getting hard watching this?something is off about this scene
>>220771829Jules isn't in it.
>>220771829You subconsciously register the demoralization agenda of the director towards you and SS
>>220771763The plot left you, tranon. Jules is doing exactly what he was doing in high school (fucking discreet married men) thoughbeit with more stakes as all his eggs are riding on mr. family guy
>>220771829she's faking the performance for the guyalso, you're a certified gooner and don't get hard from HBO titties
>>220771290Yuck. Cruisin >>
>>220771358>body double when you can see her facealso>Sydney Sweeney>body doubledouble lole
>>220771829it's not meant to be hot but funny
>>220772105Yeah because she's trans, and that's how that works. But that's merely defining the world she lives in, it's not telling the story of her in it. In the meantime it's still queer-kino because Rue is still gay, it just dances around that because after Samuel had a stroke he became convinced he was making a Tarantino movie instead of the young adult queer fiction he's supposed to be making for the premium wank channel. Not to mention Nate's sexuality was never resolved. Dude apparently died having never admitted he enjoyed having his prostate tickled by chicks with dicks.
>>220772222The story being jules allows sexual penetration of bussy in exchange for money and a place to live.
>>220772275That's not a story, that's an Ai prompt. And Samuel definitely knows this because he hired Sam Trammel to play penetrator of the bussy, and then forgot to write any fucking lines for him.
>>220771220AIDS
>>220772275Also Jules isn't selling bussy, the bussy is free. The nature of those relationship, which the show should absolutely be exploring, is that she sells herself into slavery. Sam Trammel isn't paying for a fuck whenever he feels like it, he owns her, he controls her, she belongs to him, she is his property.
>>220770161Zionists conquer America. "Noahide laws" ensue
>>220772554Nothing in life is free, and actions have consequences. Which is the overall theme of the show. Even Maddy got her comeuppance when Alamo gaped her.
