Realistically, what would you have done in this situation?
Fuck the underage girl because it was the 70sWho was Tanrantela kidding?
did they even have real AoC laws in 1969? like would anyone even care?they didn't even have seatbelt laws back then
>>220755423Tell her to keep her dirty feet off the dash.It’s not my car, it’s my boss’s car.
>>220755423i would clarify to her that i mean her no harm and wasn't threatening her life in any way.
>>220755423I would never let a woman into my car without at least a Puppy Pad on the seat because they could start oozing and leaking blood, slime, and bacterial yeast pus at any moment. In the truck it's OK since they can ride in the pickup bed, easy to hose out.
>>220755423Fuck her.Right in the pussy
>>220755423Id say, "Eh no thanks my fat gut would make it impossible and I recently pissed and stopped short and just let it go in my jeans so its probably Vietnam down there but thanks for offering."
>>220755423I don't have a driver's licence
>>220755423Fisting, vaginal and anal
Suck her clit and eat her poop
obviously
>>220755423Blown the guy. Slava Ukraini.
>>220755423I would have adopted her so she could be my hotdaughter
Y-y-you too gulp
>>220755605I’m not getting your meaning
>>220755423I'd fuck her. Then I'd drive her to the ranch and and fucked all the other sluts. Except Lena Dunham.
>>220755423call the cops and have them kneel on her neck until she dies
>>220757624They didn't have fent to OD on back then.
Suck his dick while he's driving>>220757624Based
>>220757682>>220757695her facial expressions are annoyingly autistic but not in a hot way
>>220755423I wouldn't say anything, I would listen to what she had to say. And that's what no one did.
>>220757810That guy has to win an award for the biggest male attention whore of the century
>>220756307lol
>>220755423Driving seemed so nice back then. Nowadays the roads are fucking death traps, you have to constantly be doing over 50 unless you’re in a neighborhood, too many foreigners who just disobey basic traffic laws making it like the need for speed games.
>>220755423Bro, it was the late 60s. Just tell the police shes lying and then tell them how you through that dink Bruce Lee into a fucking car door like a bitch
>>220757834I don't live in a shithole so there aren't that many foreigners.
>>220755423Not have sex with the dirty hippie eating out of the garbage
that dirty hippie cultist bitch probably had a bad case of crotch rot and poor dental hygiene, best not to do anything
I would get a kick ass blow job, and then a not so kick ass STI
>>220755469they existed. In 1871, Democrats in Delaware lowered the age of consent to seven. in the 1970s, a couple of states had their aoc set at 14.
>>220757682how do I get a hair like this
slam the brakes and leave her right in the intersection
>>220759160its very simple, just dont be bald
Not sure exactly what I'd have done but I know I'd be getting penicillin shots right afterwards.
>>220759160genetics or lots of hair related supplements, also just general healthy living stuff helps
>>220759249Unrelated but picrel is literally all you need, unironically.
>>220759249All Normalfags deserve to eat shit and die
>>220755423Tell her to leave because dirty feet are disgusting and a turn off
>>220759454dont forget absurd amounts of sunlight, best change i've made
>>220755423Good luck, honey. I’ve been drinking all night have at it
>>220757695Maybe I'm getting old but I'd really be uncomfortable with this while driving, get the fuck off me
... and my shit?
>>220759475Why does this picture full of extremely sensible advice send you into a frothing rage
>>220755423I'd tell her that's stupid and dangerous; there's no way she could drive at the same time
>>220757682jewish radar beeps>daughter of Andie MacDowellnow in her phenotype surfaced in old age
>>220755455This. Anyone who says different is a liar. I don't even find the mouthbreather attractive but beggers can't be choosers.
>>220760156Guess I should just drink water and work even more to feel better? Very great advice there my man
>>220755423I have Margaret Qualley fatigue
>>220760412No I guess you shouldn't do anything and just whine about it, that will surely be more beneficial
>>220760487>implyingThe advice keeps getting better. Whats next? Breath to avoid death? Dont pour acid in your eyes to feel better? You normalfags have such a pointless npc existence, its ridiculous
