Just finished reading the book. It's fucking kino. Jurassic Park needs a new adaptation closer to the novel.
>>220756107It will never happen. Enjoy your jurassic world slop
>>220756107It really doesn't. Parts of the book are so jarring they don't even belong in the book, let alone a movie adaptation. There's a reason Steven Spielberg left out the river scene. Even in the book it's insane, tedious and nonsensical. The opening scene is so over the top gory that it sets a totally different tone than the entire rest of the book. I don't know what the hell Crichton was doing when he wrote it. Don't get me wrong, it's still a good book. But it can't really be adapted into a movie without losing the audience.
>>220756597The begining and the end really are unneeded. However, alot of what was cut was for budget. The river scene is totally great, idk why you're hating on it. The mass deaths of workers is a blood bath and would have been an R rating for sure. Id love to see a 6-8 part series. The beginning and end need to be threaded better.
>>220756107only way it could happen is with a one season animated show
>>220756107A good book does not a good movie make, the mediums are vastly different.
>Always wanted a series that covers Jurassic Park before the events of the film/book>Go over the technical aspects of making a giant zoo for resurrected monsters that aren't quite right because of genetic tampering>The more shady side of Hammond's business, cutting corners, covering up worker fatalities>Best I've got is the Muldoon's Log series on YoutubeNot usually one for analogue horror sloppa, but I'm enjoying it quite a bit in spite of the janky animations and dialogue that is clearly written by an ESL.
>>220756727Yes a long, boring convoluted scene with a T. rex with a tongue like an octopus tentacle sure does make fucking sense. Spielberg was right to cut it. I would have cut it. That scene took me completely out of the fucking book.
>>220757344we got tonguekino in the lost world
>>220756107this but Timeline
>>220756298>annoyed by Maisie at first>watch her start to grow up. Character grows on me.>start to get interested in the half Dino clone thing and her relationship with Beta.>Oh shit here comes part 4>Scar Jo's bogged face and massive tits take over the screen. While she's off stage making sure her nipples can't be seen through a wet tank top we get great value Pedro Pascal and the goblinas.What the fuck happened?
>>220756107They took the good stuff they didn't use in the first movie and put it in the third.
>>220756107It’s Satanic and dinosaurs were likely demonic forces that fought against God, Jesus Christ, and the angels and were destroyed when a meteor from Heaven was thrown at them. Humans fought alongside the dinosaurs and were destroyed except for those who aligned with Jesus Christ and were saved from the flood that followed. Any movie glorifying dinosaurs is glorifying Satan.
>>220756107Watch the Muldoon Logs on YT.
>>220758040meds
>>220758106The Holy Bible
>>220758106no amount of meds can explain why the raptors learned doors, anon. checkmate atheists.
The movie is better than the book.
>>220756107why the fuck did they stay on the island that was about to be napalmed to personally kill the raptors?
>>220756931Unfortunately,the Book-reading"Ackchyually but in the book "Intellectuals are too dumb to understand it
>>220758400>can explain why the raptors learned doorsMy cat could open doors, so why not
>>220756107Michael Crichton was an advisor on the set of Jurassic Park and I admire that he summarized the entire chapter about dinosaurs having to have been warm blooded by having the dinosaurs fog up the glass when they breath on it. I thought that was brilliant.
>>220756931change of medium doesn't require change of plot and characters, faggotjust change in presentation
We need a Jurassic Park adaptation with REALISTIC depictions of dinosaurs!
>>220756107>>220758541We need a Jurassic Park about the asshole Fishosaur that ruined our lives. We could be swimming but now we’re hustling.
>>220756107There is one
>>220758541you need to dilate.
>>220758040Yes they're a fairy tale told by LIZARDS who rule the earth. Satan rules the earth, as Bob Dylan implied.
>>220758623Kek
>>220758623yeah man, it's so much better to be born as a fish then get eaten 2 years later by some shark.
The book is better but I don't hate the Spielberg movie. The one exception to that is the film tries really hard to absolve Hammond of any wrongdoing when his wrongdoing is the theme of the work. People hating on the body horror in the book are gay. >why does it spit>why is the intro death so upleasant>why is its tongue funnyBecause that's the point. Your conception of the animals as you look at their bones vs actual honest to god nature in your fucking face and you need to deal with your idiotic arrogant assumptions. Again playing into the main fucking point of the book.
>>220758850>The book is betterIt's a shitty action flick, like the ones Asylum made
AKCHUALLY, T-Rex lived in Cretaceous. so it should have been Mesozoic park.
>>220756996You might enjoy the Jurassic Park Evolution games.
Fuck yes Michael Crichton threadOFFICIAL /TV/ CRICHTON KINO RANKINGS>Certified Crichton KinoAndromeda StrainGreat Train RobberyEaters Of The Dead CongoSphereJurassic ParkLost WorldTimeline>Great TierRising SunAirframePreyA Case of Sneed>Meh/Not Good TierThe Terminal ManDisclosureState Of FearNextAll Posthumous releases
>>220756996So you prequel tv series
>>220758010They’ve put unused bits from the book in pretty much every sequel.
>>220756107One part they should have had in the movie is the part where Grant looks at a screen and sees the version numbers of all the dinosaurs. Great moment that conveys a few different things.1.The geneticists at JP are treating the dinos like buggy pieces of software that requires iterative improvements 2. It would explain why the dinos are not "scientifically accurate". Ingen is deliberately manufacturing them to look like what the common man THINKS dinosaurs might have looked like3. The Velociraptors have the highest version number, foreshadowing how much of a problem they are.
General Freemasonry?
>>220758503>dinosaurs having to have been warm blooded by having the dinosaurs fog up the glass when they breath on it. I thought that was brilliant.neat
>>220758541>experrrts say TRex was acktually a pink and blue MTF
>>220760136Liked Airframe a lot, it would take quite a talented team to make a film worth of it.
>>220756107>book>kinoRetart kinography is kino And littography is LittWhat dont you get??
>>220756996>>Always wanted a series that covers Jurassic Park before the events of the film/book>>Go over the technical aspects of making a giant zoo for resurrected monsters that aren't quite right because of genetic tampering>>The more shady side of Hammond's business, cutting corners, covering up worker fatalitiesThis show exists, its called Westworld
It's insurmountable
>>220760395me on the bottom right
>>220760337My only complaint was the chase scenes were a little silly/illogical and I kind of saw the ending coming since I had heard of the real life crash the book was based on. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Eastern_Airlines_Flight_583https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_593
>>220760448cool, didn't know the story was based on real events
>>220756597That’s “over the top gory” to you? How much of a pussy are you, it’s a dude with a fucked up leg being treated by a doctor. Don’t ever read any actual horror, fucking RL Stine would be too much for you
>>220760136Prey was Crichton kino if you ask me.
>>220760136agreed
>>220761559I don't like the first person perspective and how it's obviously inspired by the author's most recent divorce. The kills are properly scary tho, and once it introduces the nests and the mannequin clones it gets better.
>>220758040Neck yourself
>>220760395I miss when movies had colors. And were, you know, good
>>220760136They’re all miserable airport novels.
>>220761890you faggot tranny doesn't even know the basis of Christianity, it's a sin to kill yourself, but for you it's not so your free to try
>>220758961You beat me to it. Sounds right up his alley. I had to bail on it though. >Building a comfy little park, with healthy attendance>Tropical storm>Raptors escape>Guests panicking>"Oh fuck.">Spend a bunch of time darting and capturing the raptors and rebuilding the fences>Immediately hit with another tropical storm>mfw
>>220760136Crichton is based for his never ending hatred for expert worship and nailing every single time the same moral lesson that human hubris is at fault.
>>220762287It’s fun setting up exhibits and riding through them. Especially in Evolution 2 where you can create the original 1993 park. As a business sim it has absolutely no depth.
>>220762437If it's Unreal Engine, I'm pretty sure it can be modded for VR, which would be awesome. I may have to give it a redownload.
>>220756107The movie is better than the book.
>>220758541trannysaurus kek
>>220758737Not a single fish has ever had to fill out a tax form.
>>220762538easily
>>2207587372 years of terror and agony is preferable to 70 years of living death.
>>220762968how the fuck would you know
>>220760136No love for Coma(1978)?
>>220756597THe intro is kino, you just have shit taste.
Chaos theory
>>220756597Holy shit what a faggot imagine thinking you know better than Michael Chrichton the dude that had the number one book movie and television show all at the same time
>>220756107My only complaint about this book is that Ian Malcolm dies
>>220763351He gets better.
>>220760136>All posthumous releasesFuck you, Pirates Latitude was Certified Crichton Kino
>>220760136You forgot>Looker
>>220756107No it doesn't
>>220756107No it doesn't.
>>220756107Yes it does.
>>220758040Mm hm yeah all this schitzo shit is way more believable than the process of biological evolution for sure.
>>220763351>Gennaro is a chad who beats a raptor to death>dies on the way to his home planet
>>220762582I have pet fish and I make them do my taxes every year to give them a little taste of what it means to be human.
>>220758541
>>220764493I don't understand why it's so hard for chuds to make the logical leap that dinosaurs had feathers. Birds are their direct genetic decendants.
>>220756107Furthest thing from a hot take. In fact, It's offically basic bitch thanks to youtubers parroting this opinion to oblivion.JP the movie is perfect as is. You want a violent dinosaur adaptation, bitch to the stars for a "Primal Rage" or a "Dinosaurs Attack" film.
>>220765393>Fuck the original author's vision, it's all about this family slop that turned a message about nature perverted by unchecked corporate greet and recklessness into a vehicle to sell toys and bedsheets.
>>220764536Retard libshit
>>220756931The lord of the rings made a good movie, and the book has like 200 pages of what a character is thinking or feeling, and it's filled with soliloquies.Even if they are completely different on face value, both the movie and the book are excellent
>>220765393Not Carnosaur?
>>220765900>The lord of the rings made a good movie
>>220766207ESL ahoy!
>>220766386Are you legally retarded?
>>220766415Did you had to translate that one, sanjesh?
the t rex in the book acted like a slasher movie villain
>>220763475It fucking sucks that POTC exhausted the general public on pirate movies. You could shoot that book one for one and it would just print money.
>>220760381He really did write the same story twice with android cowboys instead of dinosaur clones.Westworld gets a lot more philosophical though.
>>220765572His original vision made for a great book that would translate poorly to film (example, the autistic bullshit between chapters) if not properly adapted (which it was).>>220766136I love the og Carnosaur, flaws and all. No need for a reboot that would puss out on that dark ending and flood the film with additiinal political nonsense.
>>220766697>Westworld gets a lot more philosophical though.Does it?If they are fucking machines nothing matters, just mow them downIf they are sentient and have free will they should have rights Is there really anything more than that?
>>220760197>It would explain why the dinos are not "scientifically accurate". Ingen is deliberately manufacturing them to look like what the common man THINKS dinosaurs might have looked likeFor all its flaws it was nice having Wu address this in Jurassic World, scoffing at the corporate memo about needing things to be ‘cooler’ and with more teeth.And yes, that’s quite a chilling moment in the book
>>220766668It brought pirates back then gradually took them away again. When the first one was made it was considered a huge risk
>>220766668Exactly my thoughts after reading it. Black Sails kinda got there, but that's about as good as we'll get...
>>220756107The movie is better than the book. In fact, both books are soulless and clinical in their writing and the characters are less than one dimensional. The movie injects much needed heart and characterization into it. The second book is also absurdly woke.
>>220764536I don't understand why it's so hard for IFLS pseuds to accept that no serious paleontologist thinks that large dinosaurs like T-Rex were covered in feathers because the evidence doesn't support it.
>>220766569I know that reading isn't your strong point but you're aware that I'm literally quoting a post, right? And yes, if you have some grasp on the English language (or 4chan, lol) there's an obvious meaning behind that, you retarded newfag.
>>220766668When was the last time we got Treasure Island kino?
The first movie is better than the first book but the second book is better than the second movie.
>>220766932>I'm literally quoting a postA post that you imply is wrong, while not being wrongSo you are either failing to understand qouting, or failing to understand the written wordI chose the latter but it's entirely possible that you just fail to understand qoutes instead, my bad
>>220756107For me it's the audiobook with Scott Brick where he gradually sounds more and more psychotic as it goes on, putting on a gently mocking tone when characters die
>>220765393Youtubers have brainwashed you zoomers into thinking the only difference between the movie and the books is the gore.The book has a much better sci-fi feel to it. It also adds so much more interesting info, like the dinosaurs actually leaving the island, the whole Gennaro-Muldoon subplot where they hunt the trex, the scene where Muldoon fights against the raptors, that moment where they realize that there are like thirty raptors in the island, the ending where Grant, Sattler and Gennaron find the raptors' nest (one of my favorite moments in the book) and watch how they were getting ready to escape the island. It has so many great moments.
>>220766415I'm illegally retarded.
>>220767013>while not being wrong
>>220757629Jesus, imagine typing this out. How brown are you?
>>220767324ESL ahoy!
>>220767335To be fair brown retards love LotR flicks, so it checks with the newfaggotry and retardation.
>>220756597You're a shitty critic and should keep your opinions to yourself.
>>220761559Me too.
>>220764452He was based in the book and didn't deserve the dressing down that Grant gave him.
>>220767354Saying the Lord of the Rings movies are bad is just being a redditor contrarian fag, to be honest familia
>>220756996I can actually watch Muldoon's log a little when I'm drunk. It's definitely AI but I always liked the character and like seeing the day to day shit behind the scenes of the park.
>>220764536>no dna connecting evidence>They were totally birds bro!Nigger, you don't even know if they were even reptiles.
>>220756597>>220763298James Cameron was scheduled to direct. Spielberg had "cozied" up to Crichton by producing ER, and stole it. Cameron said his version was "Aliens but Dinos" it was hard R like the book. In many ways this outcome explains the absolute ***state*** of America. No one remembers The Lost World and Spielberg spent 30 years making billions of a slop franchise that spits on Critchon's suspiciously premature grave. Iykyk
>>220767535Not him, but It's being a fan of the source material. The movies miss a lot of the tone of the books, such as the feeling of dread in Moria.
>>220758040what does judaism or kabbalah say about dinosaurs? they seem to have an obsession with them and unironically a goal in making westerners obsessed from the cradle. not saying i believe they are demons. it's very similar with ayy-tainment too. disclosure day has an agenda. hard to deny. acknowledging this is not /x/.
>>220758541why is it tranny colored? rhetorical question. who is drawing this? early life confirmed. "jurassic life"
>>220758850Well makes sense Spielberg empathizes with the golems' creator and profiteer innit m8
>>220756913>you'll never get tartakovsky's jurassic park
>>220760136State of Fear is his most important work. He was murdered for it.
>>220760381>>220766697Spielberg just announced Westworld is his next movie. Not joking
Haven't read the book yet, but goddamn, when you go back and watch the first movie, it's stunning how much better it is than the dreck this franchise has turned into lately.
>>220757344It's pretty short and beat for beat they put it into Rebirth and it's like the only good sequence in that movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twq9qQBkvMc(also remember Lex is a little girl in the book, movie swapped Tim and Lex's ages)
>>220767627There's no such missIt's a whole chapter of "nothing happens" in the book you nigger, which is fine if you feel the blanks with your imagination, but the dread is in your mind not on the pagesWhich is fine if you want to make a slow burner miniseries of 2 hours of the fellowship walking on empty corridors, slowly beeing creeped outBut on a movie it's not missed, it's straight impossible to do as the dread was in your mind not on the actual journey of the characters
>>220767535>Saying the Lord of the Rings movies are bad is just being a redditorOh the ironing!Either way, thanks for proving my point.
>>220767239I saw the og JP back in theaters and read the book so long ago that none of this is fresh in my mind.When did you read it, sonny Jim? When the Jurrassic world series started?None of the scenes you mentioned would've made for entertaining cinema. Compelling, maybe... but I'd trust Speilberg to create a tightly woven narrative over the run of the mill shit from the book listed in your great wall of text.
>>220768478Did you buy your ticket for Disclosure Day?
>>220768774No. I'm more interested in seeing what Cregger does with Resident Evil. But then again, I'm not a source material purest so I understand the need and purpose for adaptation. I'm also not interested in seeing the same exact story told in a different medium. La "we have Jurrassic Park at home" meme.
Does anyone have an Crichton audiobook torrent?
>>220768388Are you done throwing your little tantrum?
>>220757344That scene was just used in the next movie
>>220768478>I saw the og JP back in theaters and read the book so long ago that none of this is fresh in my mind.so? congratulations faggot, you have the same attention span as a retarded zoomer
>>220768478>None of the scenes you mentioned would've made for entertaining cinemaWhy? Those scenes sound pretty interesting. First Jurassic Park movie is kino but the fact it was made into a family adventure story is one of the reasons why the franchise turned into such a piece of shit slop garbage. The novel does a far better job at showing just how corrupt and evil big corporations are, and to not just "trust-le-science". Also, Crichton was based as fuck.
>>220758040Well then call me Abaddon, because I glorify Dinosaurs. In fact I plan for them to replace you fallen beasts.
>>220770346It's not attention span little dipshit, it's memory.
>>220758412Unironically probably true. But the Lost World is better than the movie. 3 is an abomination and started the train wreck that is Jurassic World today. Anyone supporting that dog shit movie is a fucking retard.
>>220758850>People hating on the body horror in the book are gay.Guess how I know you have CP on your hard drive?
>>220770408>Also, Crichton was based as fuck.True. His Malcolm rants in TLW were pretty based.
>>220770408It being turned into a family adventure story was a major factor in it becoming a franchise.
>>220760136The book Congo is amazingly ahead of its time for the technology it describes. The movie Congo is batshit insane. Like literally crazy shit is happening in that movie.
>>220760197Unironically My favorite scene in the entire book is when the author is describing how the feeders would distribute vitamins to the dinosaurs but would keep doing it to the point that it was overdosing them and whenever someone tried to correct the system the alarms would sound. I just loved the detail of that and how it got into the weeds of how the technology was all automated and fighting the technicians. It was a real glimpse into what was going to come with so-called "smart" bullshit.
>>220760381I actually had an idea for a Jurassic Park movie where nothing actually goes wrong and it's just a functional dinosaur zoo.
>>220760808Seek help degenerate, before you chop your penis off. Such as it is.
>>220763253No, you're simply a degenerate and need to be on a cross.
>>220770408>Because it means the end of innovation,” Malcolm said. “This idea that the whole world is wired together is mass death. Every biologist knows that small groups in isolation evolve fastest……That’s the effect of mass media—it keeps anything from happening. Mass media swamps diversity. It makes every place the same.
>>220770408And the whole corrupt and evil big corporations were just done by alien/aliens years prior. By the time JP came along this shit was old hat.Strip away the family element for this and you run the risk of alien comparisons. However, kids in danger was never done to this magnitude prior to JP. It basically invented a subgenre.
>>220763298Stephen King is a best-selling author and has been for decades. He also has terminal TDS and thinks it's appropriate to fantasize about child orgies. But then again you've already demonstrated in this thread that you probably get into that kind of thing.
>>220766881>The second book is also absurdly woke.I don't remember that. I remember it being pretty intensely science focused. Like about the prions and dinosaur behavior.
>>220764536Nigger, you can't even get human biology right
>>220767416>HURRRRRRRRR EVERYTHING HAS TO BE GORY AT ALL TIMES >Whoopsie I'm killing animals and posting videos of it >Whoopsie I chopped my penis off >Whoopsie I committed a bunch of felonies, then blew my brains outLiterally, go touch fucking grass you demented faggot.
>>220766930Most dinosaurs did not have feathers, possibly none. It has nothing to do with size. It has to do with inheritance.
>>220767774Gendy Tardakovsky is a kike and a fucking hack that literally destroyed western animation.I am beyond tired of the absolute dogshit takes on this fucking board that every 30 IQ retard thinks are the greatest ideas that anyone has ever had. We need to get rid of blue boards.
>>220756597>>220770660>>220770739>>220771863puriteen melty
>>220766981Finally a correct opinion on this board.
>>220768345One that was the stupidest scene in a retarded movie. And two, now add the T-Rex firing a Yoshi tongue and wrapping around someone's leg. The scene is more retarded than you remember.
>>220768465You Eglin bots are the most retarded shit mankind has ever created. Your existence alone is all the argument required for the extermination of mankind.
>>220769448Are you done engagement farming?
>>220766981Got that completely upside down
>>220760808Pretty sure he meant the book, you reactionary faggot. Where the baby is devoured in its crib by compies.
>>220771995>genetically manufactured lizardbeast does crazy lizard shit with it's tongueboo hoo hoo this isn't realistic like the other crichton novels where a nanobot swarm encases people like a shell or they travel back in time or they shrink to insect size
>>220772037Nothing like going full r/the_donald to prove that you aren't a retarded newfag. Here, have a last (you), remember it doesn't equate to an upvote, tourist"bro".
>>220756107the second book is good too, unlike the fucking slop movie we got (and the rest of the franchise which isn't even jp, just dinos eating people)
>>220770529I wish he was around for covid. He would have gone apeshit.
>>220772112Actually I was referring to the opening scene where the worker is vomiting blood like an anime character. It's so over the top it's cartoonish. It makes it so you can't take the book seriously for like half of the rest of the book. What the fuck happened online that made morons think that gore makes people mature instead of incredibly immature retards?
>>220772156This isn't reddit and you're not welcome here. Send your ass back to your server and fry your brains.
>>220772196>This isn't reddit and you're not welcome hereThat's literally my point. Is English really that hard to understand for you?
>>220772176>vomiting blood from a deep chest laceration is "needless gore"You actually are retarded aren't you lol
>>220772233You are not a person. We are done talking. Bots do not get to have conversations.
>>220772387>We are done talkingIf only, but you election tourists always keep replying, specially after being told. Guess that makes you "win" in your schizoid delusions.
>>220756107No. Book Lex is extremely annoying and unlikable, the best change in the movie was changing her and Tim. Also, the action scenes are goofy and don't really fit the tone, like a parody of an 80's action movie.
>>220756107I read it last year after growing up a massive fan of the movie and while the movie is stellar -my local theatre showed it last week and my zoomer nephews went "holy shit that was a masterpiece" which they usually never say about anything made before 2018- reading the book made me really want a solid six episode miniseries almost in the vein of those Stephen King ones like Storm of the Century we used to get.The overall vibe of "Malcom was objectively right, but not because of chaos theory, but because the arrogant magical thinking of techbro billionaires puts all the pieces in place for chaos theory to occur". Its constant "why didnt you do X?" followed by "we knew it couldn't happen so planned no contingency for it" to "oops it happened idiots".The river scene is still shitty and pointless but scenes like grant going "how do you track the animals?" and they go "motion sensors, we say theres X of Y so they count up to X" and he goes "and you never thought to at least add more units in case something escaped into another enclosure?" and then they check and it goes "velociraptors: 7 expected, 28 found" and you know that shit would hit hard.
>>220772176>>220772241Reminder Crichton was a highly respected sought after surgeon
>>220758040but what about Raptor Jesus?
>>220771929Didn't know he was Israeli minded. Disappoint.
>>220767819nah that's just a rumour, he never outright announced it
>>220770803Explain Cameron hotly pursuing JP to direct then
>>220767354pretty much everyone loves the LOTR movies, it's not a niche opinion whatever you might think.
>>220769431most of them are on audiobookbay
>>220769003Everyone itt has read Cregger's RE and it's mid at best. Will be a big hit thanks to plebs such as yourself
>>220764452He lives in the book tf you talking about
>>220773047spielberg has "teased" his next is a big expensive western "free of tropes" and his fellow tribesman writer confirmed he's writing a new westworld for a "major major director you all know." cope
>>220773134cope what you dumb nigger, I enjoy Spielberg movies and think he'd be fine for Westworld, but every article on the Internet cited Koepp denying the rumour. Unlike you I don't thrive on hopium and like to keep my shit based in facts.
>>220773060No need. It only fuels my point. He did it before, figured he could do it again.>>220773097Bet you obssessed over the weapons script too. Unlike yourself I enjoy films enough not to spoil them by reading the script in advance like the idiots who view a workprint of a film, pre effects and music.
>>220768478Pull Steve's cock out of your mouth.
>>220773201You will be in Spielberg Westworld threads shilling later this year. Koepp cope.
>>220772835>Reminder Crichton was a highly respected sought after surgeonbullshit, he graduated from med school and immediatly quit medicine because his writing was already selling quite well. Dude probably never even practised, he got an MD from Harvard for the sheer lulz.
I read the Andromeda strain and the one with a guy with a rage problem and was surprised by the science involved. This guy really researched everything.
>>220773642Okay, right after your mom's done eating my ass.
>>220756996The thing that sucks about Muldoon's Log is it makes him seem way more smarter and cautious than he was in the movie. I think it was a mistake to have him encounter and kill a raptor like he just did.Also it makes it seem like Jurassic Park is way more accident prone than it was in the film. All these guys dying should have caused huge legal shitfits.
>>220758040Don't forget the part where they were man-made creatures supplied by forbidden knowledge from the nephilim.
>>220758541One of the things that irks me about Jurassic World Evolution 3 is that they didn't attempt to make a lot of the new dinosaurs fit in with the Stan Winston/movie style. They've been trying to include more "accurate" options for dinosaurs and it looks really jarring when you put them near each other. Accuracytards tend to not get what makes a good and impressionable dinosaur design.
>>220773916he's in the top 2-3 worst writers I've ever read.he self inserts in every book as a know-it-all that somehow miraculously has more knowledge than all the experts put together.it's unfortunate to think that his being on best sellers list is an indication of the kinds of people that make up the world.
>>220774840isn't the excuse for those ones that they're biosyn dinos and all the scientists there are a bunch of featherfags?
>>220774907I don't think that's something that's ever been canonically established as far as I know. But who gives a shit about World lore anyways.
>>220774840it's not "accurate" either, no idea what the agenda is behind making dinosaurs lame and shit, but it's contrary to evidence.
>>220756107Jurassic Park the book is good. Only the first movie is okay if you're a child. Luckily AI will be able to make the first book by 2030. Unfortunately Skynet is also real. And Israel is not real per se but is a real major problem.
>>220774902You mean smart WASPs who out "climate change" as a Zio scam? Yeah they're terrible. Glad he was murdered
>>220774840It's so stupid because people act like there's nothing wrong with it, like it's supposed to be some sort of celebration of the different eras of paleoart styles.And then it's like, okay, if that's what it is then let's add the Iguanodon from the Victorian era.Then it's all aw geez dood, I dunno... Yeah, it doesn't fit, does it? So why try to force modern interpretations of these creatures to fit in with a bunch of movie creatures from a 90s franchise?
>>220773916He performed surgeries then went home and wrote screenplays and books. He also directed several movies during the time, late 1970s. Andromeda Strain earned him Stephen King money so he became an author full time but still had a residence in NYC and taught several medical students, he turned that experience into a TV series called ER, which rated #1 for nearly a decade and produced a little actor George Clooney whose character was an avatar for him. Now Stephen Spielberg pretends to have been the real genius all along because even though he was a top doctor he was diagnosed with an aggressive C word and died months later while railing against global warming and the totally debunked New World Order conspiracy theory. Really makes you think.
Did anyone else read Micro?Some of the parts made me feel funny.
I'm starting to see this trend from liberal paleofags of pretending people wanting a Jurassic Park novel adaptation is "chud coded" by strawmanning that they only want to see le gore and le baby death and ow the le edge. It's just really performative and I'm not surprised to start seeing it in these threads.The main reason people want a novel adaption is yes, because it's a bit darker, but only in response to Universal turning the franchise into a something Fast & Furious-adjacent. The original JP trilogy was filled with thrilling moments and horror elements. People just want to get back to and experience the root of it all after being fed nothing but Marvelslop for over a decade.Faggots.
>>220758850Movie should have kept the miniature elephant desu. It really encapsulates Hammond’s showmanship along with his reckless experiments and highly questionable ethics. But I guess since Spielberg wanted Hammond in a more sympathetic light for the film they couldn’t have him parade around a miserable and dying science experiment.
>>220773117For some reason The Lost World takes a second to tell you that he died of diarrhea in between novels.
>>220770532>becoming a franchise.You that like it was a good thing. Jurassic Park is such a wasted potential of a franchise it's outrageous.
>>220772170He's definitely rolling around in his grave.
>>220756107The book is better but I'm happy with the movie we got
>>220760136>SphereUnbelievably kino. Still my favorite depiction of a UFO in any book or movie. Movie was ass.
>>220775690I make it sound like a testament to the first films success, both critically and financially. Didn't say it was good nor bad, that's a matter of preference.
>>220775307I didn't like nano machine gore. Bug kills were ok. One of the tiny kids sees a giant boob for few seconds, but that's it for fan service
>>220775307>Did anyone else read Micro?The only posthumous release worth anyone's time. Comfortably sits along the rest of his library unlike the other zombie books. Could be a kino film in the hands of the right team.
>>220760136Rising Sun is cool because it was speculative fiction when it was published but is now alt-history.
>>220756107I wish my ADHD would let me read while books instead of useless facts about history
>>220775888I'd prefer if I had gotten my JP cartoon in the 90s like I was supposed to, dammit.
>>220764536Birds have feathers for flight and insulation. It keeps them warm and it keeps them aerodynamic.T-rex did not fly.T-rex also lived at a time where the planet was drastically warmer, it would most likely not need insulation.T-rex with feathers is the gayest fag shit ever and you all need to stop.
>>220756107A new adaptation should put more onus on the corporate skulduggery. Nedry's handler Dodgson is a major character in the novel. We should see more of him.
>>220758737You’re right.
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>>220776014That would've been tight. There's always Cadillacs and Dinosaurs.
>>220758040If Dinosaurs are against God then I'm against God. I know if nobody has my back Dinosaurs have my back.
>>220776138Succession but with actual reptiles. And dinosaurs. Oh my vey.
>>220775365I was saddened fuentes used "performative" in a tweet. not anon too
>>220775748Sane opinion
>>220758541What do you call a gay dinosaur?Mega-sore-ass!
>>220756597You really triggered the pseudointellectuals with this one anon.
>>220775890No it was the villian who sees a giant boob before he gets eaten by a bat.
You're not allowed to die yet, thread's too good.
The book plot but with the movie characters would be the ultimate kino
>>220760136Ahem...
>>220756107Why?Lexi is a fucking brat in it
>>220775365Stop making stuff up in your head to make yourself upset, anon
