just turned on this movie "one battle after another". leonardo dicaprio is in it. it won oscars and shit. the cover has leo with an assault rifle on it, so I'm thinking... good movie, right?in the first minute of the movie, it's a bunch of americans assembling a humanitarian effort to get 300 immigrants into america or out of an immigration detention facility. leo takes orders from an ebony goddess girlboss.the next scene, they are committing another act of terrorism, and the fucking general in charge of the whole detention facility operation starts masturbating when he sees this chick through binocularsI am tired of the humiliation rituals, boss.
>see the trailer>this looks stupid and woke>watch it anyway>wtf it's stupid and woke??
This movie or Eddington?
>>220756820the revolutionaries turn out to pretty much all be shitty and incompetent people, but I guess you would have to actually watch the movie to know that and it's easier to just get angry over your first kneejerk reaction
The subject matter is fine. The movie itself is not that great. It's very competently made, everyone did their job well, but the writing and characterization, outside of Lockjaw and the Christmas bros of course, is so weak. Shallow as a puddle, and not as entertaining as I was led to believe it would be.
>>220756999>>220757063I guess some people are more willing to swallow their goyslop than others.
>>220756855/threadOP got absolutely bamboozled, but it’s not his fault. He has an intellectual impairment, the poor thing.
>>220756820>actor who I like carries an assault rifle on the cover so I figured it must be goodThis is peek moidbrain behavior right here.
>>220756820Im convinced the idiots who say this is woke have only watched the first 15 minutes. We are saying the black woman who cheats on her partner and abandons her daughter on multiple occasions is shown in a good light as a "girl boss"?the daughter is saved by her Dad ffs
>>220757150>We are saying the black woman who cheats on her partner and abandons her daughter on multiple occasions is shown in a good light as a "girl boss"Yes, pretty much. Being a girlboss is about displaying masculine tendencies. No one is saying they have to be good people or even highly competent ones.>>220757118You're not wrong. I also double-checked, and it was actually a hunting rifle not an assault rifle.
>>220757185yeah but saying "girl boss" and that its woke implies she is a character people will like. she isnt that at all.
>>220757206You don't understand how psychological operations work in the subconscious. They only have to present archetypes. Your mind will then recreate a redeemable version of her. All the film has to provide is imagery and archetypes.
>>220756820How is that a humiliation ritual? They're revolutionary leftists. Multiculturalism and feminism are overtly part of their belief system. Leo's character wouldn't feel humiliated being led by a black woman.
>>220757150still with the letter at the end
>>220757225A bossy, loud-mouthed, and masculine black woman is hardly an invention of the film.>Your mind will then recreate a redeemable version of herPeople hate Skylar White as the archetypal bitchy wife. Your theory doesn't work.
>>220756999>incompetentGhetto Pat stays one step ahead the whole time, even stoned, and comes out on top. If anything, the Christmas adventurers and racists are complete fools.
>>220757295>A bossy, loud-mouthed, and masculine black woman is hardly an invention of the film.Didn't say it was an "invention". >People hate Skylar White as the archetypal bitchy wife.Doesn't matter. There are valence-free versions of your terminology that still apply attributes to her.
>>220757090She needs to piss badly.
A white general jacking off to black women? I'm all for it. Not the reverse cuckold stuff, No thanks
>>220757405>There are valence-free versions of your terminology that still apply attributes to her.This is totally meaningless. Everyone hates Skylar because she's a bitch. Nobody is going to defend some groid drinking while heavily pregnant and abandoning her family. You would have a point if the film was shown from her perspective but it's not.
This is probably one of the funniest movies in years.
>>220756820What was the deal with leo’s character anyway? He’s clearly not invested in the revolution and only sticks around because he would immediately get sent to a camp otherwise. Did he just want black pussy?
>>220756820The Christmas gang still rules the world in the end. Incompetent MIC stooge who masturbated to blacks dies to be replaced by someone more competent. Leo gets the ultimate slop/surveillance machine and loses "the revolution". What the fuck are you on about?
>>220756820love how this movie makes chuds mad
>>220756820>What is that, a he or a she? What do I call him?>It's "they/them" dad - it's not that hardI snapped my telly in half right there
>>220756820AYYO NIGGA THIS PUSSY IS WAR YA FEEL ME BITCH PUNK ASS NIGGA AINT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER THINKS IT'S PLAYTIME WITH HIS LITTLE FIREWORKS AND SHEEIT THIS IS MY FIGHT NIGGA I'M THE BOSS BITCH AND YOU JUST SOME LIL FAGGOT FUCKIN HO
>>220757525I laughed the whole way through.
>>220756820i'm not a chud by any standards but the jungle pussy scene was too much for me
So the "Christmas Adventure Club" was a reference to Epstein tier, secret society, supremacist tribe members right? It wasn't just another pop at white Christians was it?
>>220757425Yeah, in my mouth.
>>220756820You didn’t know it was trash woke jew garbage bro?
>>220756820yeh i stopped a bit after where you got to. shit movie. i hate the director's style too. annoying.
>>220756820>the cover has leo with an assault rifle on it, so I'm thinking... good movie, right?"Contemptible, if true."
>>220756820It's good and fun, but it's also shounen manga tier entertainment seasoned with a bunch of surface level left-wing political elementsEveryone who thinks like this is a once-in-a-decade masterpiece is an idiot
>>220756820The only good parts were Del Toro and seeing a CZ Shadow with a red dot on screen
>>220756820This shirt fest of a movie bomb at the box officeOne shit after another
>>220758794He's a highly-skilled intelligence and tactical explosives expert who is masochistically devoted to Hoodrat McSyphilis and her emotionally abusive jive talk. Does it not make sense to you? Just turn your brain off bro, don't be antisemetic.
>>220756820> the cover has leo with an assault rifle on it, so I'm thinking... good movie, right?You sound like you're a literal faggot btwAnyway good movie
>chuddies lose their shit when a movie speaks truth to power
