>let's make a hut that has abs Who is this for?
>>220761102sluggies
>>220761058I hate Star Wars so much it's unreal.
>>220761058why is he naked
after jabba lost everything in episode 6, this movie picks up with a pre-dawn shot of the old sarlacc pit on tattooine. a quiet view of the empty opening. suddenly, a fist punches through the surface. it's jabba, hes crawling out of the sand. binary sunset swells in the backround. an exhausted and pale jabba looks at the camera and says "Wabba tunga do juusten sequel" (subtitled: "I have had time to reflect on the errors of my ways and I know know slavery and criminal activity are wrong. I must better myself and travel the galaxy to right the wrongs I have done. I must find the only one on Tattooine who can show me what it means to be moral."). jabba journeys to Mos Eisley where he meets tarja jingo (played by leslie jones) the only surviving member of her ancient order of elite honor bound warriors that defended the poor from the hutt crime lords for centuries. after begging her forgiveness and a training montage with tarjas sarcastic quipping reprogrammed clone wars sepratist era B1 battle droid and her marketable fluffy wide eyed pet snooks, jabba is reborn as rotta hutt, and hes jacked and uses axes and is later found to be force sensitive. his lightsaber is green and white. 6 seasons 2 movies
>>220761359This is actually Jabbas son and he speaks perfect English and oddly just sounds like a regular fat white guy you'd know at work. Dead ringer for a couch potato dude. Voice actor didn't even try to give him any sort of accent. Maybe it's a jab at hutts sounding like fat americans
>>220761359>played by leslie jonesI hate Star Wars so I'd love it if this happenedRetard consoomers deserve it
>>220761058Well duh. Nu-Wars fans can't read subtitles.
>>220761386In the original trilogy, aside from Yoda, I don't remember any aliens speaking human languages and even he was all messed up. Another small sign of Disney not getting it.
>>220761599>It's a trap!
>>220761599Ackbar speaks englishIn the prequels you have a lot of aliens speaking english
>>220761629>>220761677I blame George.
>>220761058Star wars is self parody at this point.
>>220761058hutts had become the top of the criminal foodchain for a reason anons, under all that fat they are shredded, and also live longer than yoda Not every hutt was supposed to be a fat turd sitting on a hover chair (though that is every version we’ve seen as of yet because Disney is unimaginative)Hutts become fat as a status symbol.So seeing a skinny fighting hutt isn’t that fucking crazy.
>>220761058I kinda like the idea of a Hutt having musclesI just shows that Jabba is just a fat cunt
>>220761058OK but why did they make him hot?
>>220762882>Why'd they have to make him so fuckable
>>220761058>two scenes almost back to back where he's talking how he wants to be his own man (Hutt)>another scene like that later onMy problem is that the supporting cast was almost entirely glup shitto aliens. Not everything has to be Andor but it's hard to take it seriously when you baby Yoda, muscle Jabba and Zeb from mid cartoon form 10 years ago. In fact, this whole movie would've been better as a cartoon
>>220761058Common*
>>220761058ROTTA AND BABY YODA LINKED UPNEED IT OR KEEP IT?
>>220761058when you listen to the voice, see the muscles and that he's a gladiator, is it really the fact that he speaks english that is jarring to you?KEK
>>220761102Looksmaxxers. It's social commentary on incels.
>>220761058English? You mean Galactic Basic.
>>220761058This is the least important thing to complain about. I watched this while on vacation in a cheap latin american country and the huttese subs were spanish which was annoying.
>>220761102Men with with very spindly legs and enormously bloated upper bodies covered in graphic t-shirts.
>>220761677if you wear clothes you're allowed to speak english
>>220763188America is adorable.
>>220761102Someone has this fetish.
Baby yeed fucked that slug?
>>220762967yep. hutt sport should be something like sumo wrestling
its called basic in Star Wars
>>220761058He doesn't even have a weird alien accent. How is Disney this fucking lazy? At least Zero the Hutt had some weird inflection. Rotta has none.
>>220761102You know what they say, the Rotta the Hutt, the hotter the rut.
>>220761102He's not the first. Even I know this, and I'm a casual.
>>220761386>sounds like a regular fat white guy you'd know at work.It's voiced by the guy from The Bear.
Who would win?
>>220764188Where does he get his crazy ideas from?George Lucas' penis vs George Lucas' prolapsed rectum.
>>220764188there's one of those slugs in the game Jedi Survivor (which is a good game strangely enough).
>>220764082>At least Zero the Hutt had some weird inflectionZiro's voice was based on Truman Capote, and at least he lived in the city, so it made sense for him to speak english. What they did here just lazy and bland
>>220761677would
>>220761058stupid sexy hut
>>220761102If the Hutts own a ton of space that not even the Empire tried to take, and everyone in the underworld fears them, it makes sense that they have warriors.Among the reasons to dislike the movie this isn't one of them
The one beautiful thing about this movie is how it got opposite ends of the fandom to unite with each other in agreement over how mid it was.
>>220766486>it makes sense that they have warriorsno, it doesn't. they are giant slugs, they are not made to be warriors.their power is in hired muscle. they're mafia dons
>>220761386One of the twins also speaks English at one point (the twins are Jabba's brother and sister who took over the crime empire on Nal Hutta after Jabba died). Jabba clearly spoke English, people speak it to him constantly and he fully understands them, I think he considers himself above everyone else and would never speak anything but his own language for them.
>>220761386I think it's more interesting that Hutts can speak basic but choose not to because the galaxy meets them on their terms.
>>220761058What a sex God.
>>220761058Making them NOT speak Huttese really angried up the blood. Why!?
>>220765586Lol
>>220766993To be fair all the Hutts in the movie spoke both basic and Huttese, even if Rotta only spoke a little of it.
>>220766551>Their entire race are mafia donsEvery single one of them? They are all mafia dons? That's how they advanced as a species before they ever came across any other race?They were just all leaders of a mafia and never moving. And each one of them told the other mafia dons what to do and none of them did it because they were all the don
>>220761102They do this shit to try to make up for terrible writing skill.
>>220767649The writing is quite good actually
>>220761058>character is called "jabbah the hut">now every hutt character has to be called "____a the hutt"murder all star wars fags
>>220767702>wtf why does Jabba's son have the same title??!??!?!?!
>>220761058>roid the hutt
>>220761058Just like the best hutt.
>>220763973His special finishing move is just flopping on his opponent, unironically
>>220761102>Who is this for?
>>220765085>at least he lived in the city, so it made sense for him to speak english.Rotta lives in a city and is the equivalent of a pro wrestlerYou're making up reasons to say thing I like good thing I didn't watch bad
>>220763420Rotta the slugo calls baby Yeed achoota.
>>220768111I clapped when I recognized they fought the space chess monsters on a big space chess board
>>220768008Looks cool
>>220768111this looks like a video game cutscene
>>220768111>he didn't post the next sequence where Rotta steals a speeder (conveniently the good shape and size) and is chased by Mando across the city.
>rotta:-------------------------DDD
>>220761058how do they reproduce?
>>220769227Don't forget the convenient baby carriage that tops out at 200 mph
>>220761058>"I'm my own man.">Is a disgusting slug creature>Says it again 5 minutes later just in case you forgot
>>220761058If someone buys this, they should have their voting rights stricken.
>>220764857Yeah, and he's gay, you find a force echo of him and that human guy he hangs out with going on their first date.Now the question is, which one is the top?
>>220768111A cartoon would look less cartoonish
>>220766508>midyou are brownplease leave
>>220769336same way walruses' do; stylishly
>>220769366Somehow I feel like a rocket powered baby stroller with controls accessible by the baby might be a bad idea
>>220761058There were English speaking Hutts in The Clone Wars before Disney. What's the problem?
>>220768111CGI is always terrible
>>220769748so is everything elsethe pacing, writing and cinematography in modern films are just complete muck
>>220768111Just give us the game
Did Sy Snootles make an appearance?
>>220769447The one that looks like a giant buttplug, if I had to guess
>>220769447lmao, but i was too busy fapping to Merrin's ass to care about picking up gay lore on the floor.
>>220761102MeI look like that and talk like that
>>220770112God I hate Star Wars so much it's unreal.
>>220761102The gays.
leia wouldnt have a problem banging that
>>220770112KOONEETANG
>>220768111>that empty theater
>>220768111I pointed and laugh and clapped and smiled and reocrded a tiktok video of me doing the above when I saw the thing that I recognised as the thing I saw before!
>>220763226delete this post right now you son of a bitch
>>220761058>doesn't want to be associated with his family>merch calls him The Hutt
