Holy shit
>SHE TAZZED HER TONGUE!!?!? GRRRRRLS CAN BE JACKASS TOO!!!!!!!
>>220762585This bitch was really fucking hot and she got to see Poopies' dick. I would've loved to do the dick challenge in front of her.
Why is she the only one getting shit when all the new guest "stars" were just as bad?
>>220762585BPD eyes
>>220762601she had a scorpion sting her lip for ghetto filler tooI think it was her anyway, can't imagine too many women desperate to be on jackass
>>220762640the other guys at least take some hits. She does two very low impact "stunts" that look like they hurt, sure, but could never necessitate a trip to the hospital like the guys risk jumping motorbikes or falling off a stepladder
>>220762640Why would I make fun of the boys?
>>220762585Why no titty or pussy stunts? She’s just one of the boys right?
>>220763116you just answered your own question
>>220762640I thought the new fat guy was ok, he got hurt a lot.
the new members should have been hazed with a horse cum guzzling competition
She's milking her little Jackass fame on twitter so hard.
How can you be kicked off jackass for being a jackass?No Bam, no pay.WOOOOAAAAH AHHH OOOOAH, CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL... OF THE WASTED AND THE WOUNDED....
>>220763927hes part of the cast for the next one
>>220763927>Nikki's with a Black guy...
>>220763985explains the dildo size she made him buy
KNOXVILLE!
>>220763927Jesus, did he get the absolute shit beaten out of him or what?
jackass went woke?
>when your friends replace you with some guy named poopy
>>220764216Bam was only ever a piss guy...
she's cute
>>220764256 Imagine a prank where she spits in your mouth haha
>>220764269Is she another freak out of rural Pittsburgh? I don't understand how someone would choose to join Jackass in 2026.
>>220762640Zachass is great Poopies was neutered by Shark Week he maybe better this time Black guy sucks is just there to fill a quota his Dad is more content than he is Woman sucks Jew/Female quota women who remind me of Sarah Silverman are instantly disliked and never do anything to change it.
Remember when the guys running through a hallway with dozens of tasers was just a throwaway sketch that nobody remembersBut if a girl lightly touches one a single time...its the main sketch of the movie and featured in all advertising.
>>220764345This so hard. The taser gauntlet was fun as hell
>HE NEVER HAD A STRAWBERRY
>>220764269wouldn't mind that at all
>>220762585OH GOD IS THAT A FUCKING GASH IN MY VIOLENT MOVIE SHOW WHAT THE FUCK BROS
>HI I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND THIS IS ANOTHER JACKASS MOVIE
3 hour fuck session with Johnny Knoxville as a prank
>>220763927Bam died in great pain
>>220762823ohh right, I forgot you were gay and only hate women. sorry, anon
>>220762640Out of all of them, Machine Gun Kelly was the most bitch made>Gets slapped into a swimming pool>OH GOD IT'S SO COLD! JACKASS!
>>220762640Oh my god, is that a specially designed swing and a rubber wall?! Woah! Wicked cool!
>>220764216Bam is definetly the most tragic guy in the Jackass crew. He almost cleaned himself up at one point with the help of Steve-O, but unfortunately he relapsed. At this point I really don't see him changing his way and he's gonna die lonely and brokeIt's a real shame too because he was one of those guys who was definetly not afraid of getting hurt or do crazy shit
>>220764256>>220764269looks like Adam Goldbergstein
>>220765109Very high likelyhood they're related
>>220765108Bams the type of guy who likes inflicting pain to others but cries like a fag when someone does it back to him
>>220764345Haven't seen that one in a while but oldschool jackass was very fake. It requires you to suspend your disbelief like wrestling.
>>220763927I thought Bam had gotten clean.
>>220765108>At this point I really don't see him changing his waywhat are you talking about? he's been sober for almost a year now, he's been recovering physically (as best he can at 46 years old) and been skating every day
>>220765108Bam is super fucking rich and still has money thanks to his parents running his finances. Once that ends though we'll see. And he still slays tons of poon. People might think he's tragic but he's a fucking hedonist. He's having the absolute time of his life every day
>>220765103that is clearly a drunk retard flying into a normal wooden fence
>girls can't be jacka-
>>220765375i dont think she planned that
>>220762640she does literally nothing and they were even blatantly unapologetic about hiring her because Johnny liked her pictures on instagram. I hope his brain injury doing -15 years on his life was worth it>>220765375she doesn't even do this
>>220762585ok but how many of us would tase our tongue?
>>220765533>wow she licked a taser! this is some IMAX jackassery
>>220765533i'd tase her clit
>>220765686>crashing golf cartskid shit>playing with a snake100% safe, people (including children) keep these as pets>poop shake 2zero shit appeared on screen either time (it would certainly break FCC rules and countless laws to do it for real), this time he even has a gay harness on. They're all gay for pretending it was real.>bullliterally a clown stunt done to make little kids laugh
>>220765917you are a fucking pussy biotch lol
>>220762757She's a girl.
>>220763971He's been clean for a long time now.
>>220765209lmao no dude. he's not sober. there's recent pics of him passed out at some fans' house on their couch.
>>220766056Two years ago.
>>220766105hes been passed out for two years?!
>>220762640>Why is she the only one getting shit when all the new guest "stars" were just as bad?Because the potential to do overtly sexual stunts and actual disgusting stunts with her ladyparts is squandered.I don't mind a guy that I don't know doing lame shit, I expected nothing and got nothing.But when you include a girl and you play it as her being a girl, you expect something, even a speck of creativity because it's a whole new avenue of stunts and stuff you could do. And you get nothing.
>>220765375>smacking her face on concreteOuch, that's gotta hurt!
>>220765984And? Jackass is about stunts. Knoxville let a 400 pound man beat him unconscious in a department store, she can't ride a shopping card into a wall?
>>220765183wrong
>>220763985She's got a big mouth on her
>>220765917Yes that's the showMaking kids laughHow is tasing yourself any different She's not going to fuck you
>LOOK GUYS>IM A HARD CORE WOMAN>IM WILLING TO DO CRAZY SHIT>ONLY AFTER OTHER MEN DO IT FIRST. typical.
>>220762601>GRRRRRLS CAN BE JACKASS TOO!!!!!!!There literally was a girl on the original show, Stephanie Hodge.She was forced to leave the show after breaking her spine during a stunt, being the member of the cast to be retired due to injury rather than than alcohol issues (Bam Margera) or death (Ryan Dunn). Johnny Knoxville from that point until Jackass Forever personally forbade women from joining the cast expressly due to that risk.Britney Spears also took part in the Poo Cocktail Supreme stunt in Jackass 3D, which was actually one of the more dangerous ones they did.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNSZZonc6f4
>>220765103>a rubber wall
>>220763927Ban's meth ramblings were absolute kino and I'm tired of pretending they're not
>>220765984>equality is only real until it isn'tShe should either get topless or do an actually dangerous stunt. The amount of times the guys on this show showed their cocks and literal shit really shows the bias
>>220762585>that goy stare
>>220765109Can't unsee it now
So what was the application process like for the newbies? Did they just send videos in of themselves doing crazy bullshit? And why didn't they get their own show as promised?
>knoxville is old and looks like a lesbian>steveo is annoying and cringe>bam back to skating and loving life yeah bam won https://youtu.be/VirqKk7J-Yw?si=OpYESlt9YM24PO_P
>>220762585Now just imagine the taser is Knoxville's dick and that's how she's in the movie.
>>220767403 4U
>>220768253>Johnny Knoxville from that point until Jackass Forever personally forbade women from joining the cast expressly due to that riskOnly women can break their spine?
>>220769460She made the same face while doing it
>>220768434S'truth mate
>>220766168for you
>>220762601don’t forget being sober is also jackass
>>220769567So far yes
>>220766152They needed to unironically shoot her in the pussy with a sandbag gun and no I am not kidding
>>220762640she become the face of the show as seen on op pic, evendoe she didnt do anything in there. They just want the clout, not the substance
>>220766152Instead of getting stung on her face lips by a scorpion, it should have been her minge lips, or maybe her tit. If she’s not prepared to do it, get another girl in who will. The entire fourth film was full of middle aged cocks and balls, and she should have got hers out too, in the name of equality.
>>220768434There's something really unsettling about Bam with a moustache. Someone get this guy liquored up, prontissimo.
Zap
>>220762585looks jewish
>>220770667Hi I'm Rachel Wolfson and this is 'Mechanical Bull Dildo' welcome to Jackass
>>220762585Looks like Kathleen Kennedy. Thought it was ai.
>>220770776I just searched her name and she looks bogged to hell.
>>220770693It makes him look like a lowT redditor>>220770776This is legitimately something they would have done in the 2000's, is the thing. Now they're just pelting people with water balloons and carrying on like school girls
If this is actually the final movie their final skit should be a stamina thing where they inflict pain on each other until they willingly scream the n word on camera
>>220771109Thunderdome skit where they’re locked in a large cage and handed weapons to kill each other with until only one man is left standing. Then a big comedy hand appears out of nowhere and slaps that man in the face.
>>220765014Johnny knockersville more like
>>220764126>>220765200Are two retarded? That’s not bam
>>220771109Hi this is Johnny Knoxville here with the entire crew of Jackass, and this is our final stunt 'Death by a Thousand Cuts' first one to scream is gay. This is Jackass, signing off.
>>220771207Wee Man could sit on Preston’s shoulders and they could be Master Blaster.
>>220771207 >>220771231So that has to happen now right?
>>220765108most of these guys would have already died on the streets if it weren't for Jackass, they were never meant to do anything greater with their lives and they know it. why do you think they all became addicts in the first place?
>>220763927Let him have his own mind
Jackass was always at its best when they were just being stupid instead of focusing on people getting hurt.
>>220773196For a moment, I hoped it was the assassin from The Return
>>220773196>When the midge cops show up.
>>220765108>He almost cleaned himself up at one point with the help of Steve-O, but unfortunately he relapsed.steve-o did this intentionally. cant have TWO jackass stars in the sobriety grift splitting the revenue
>>220766168its okay, theres like 2 inches of botox padding in womens faces these days, probably felt like falling onto a beanbag
>>220769567men dont count
>>220768434did mike tyson dictate the cover of that book or what the fuck
>>220768253
>>220773334I remember her. she was cute
>>220773334i just thought she was one of the GFs and not an official cast member
The only reason to keep Bam around is to see him cry and get mad.
>>220768253something about dave england vomiting always cracks me up. he really sells it.
>>220773420I thought she was a nurse lol
>>220765071>JACKASSthis is mega cringe too. zoomer's choice in celebrities is embarrassing. all unremarkable nobodies.
>>220769567I think it had more to do with the fact that Knoxville had personally recruited her and felt really guilty about it when she got injured.
>>220762640ehren took the tarantula bite even though he won because thr exconvict nigger was too pussy
>preston lacy gets two domimatrices to whip and dominate himhaha what a crqzy stunt i could never
>>220762585What a shitty letdown, nobody covered her face in ejaculate while she had that taser on her tongue.The West has fallen.
All I remember about this chick is Johnny Knoxville refusing to touch her so he wouldn’t be accused of sexual assault. Fucking turned that shit off right there.
>>220768434>that text This is fucking amazing. It's so dense
>>220765014She’s starting to look like her brother.
>>220765109I will only ever remember this guy as a bitch who cried at seeing a Hitler youth knife then getting stabbed with his own bayonet.
>>220774879The two negros pussied out alot from what i remember.
>>220765375I don’t get how women always do stupid shit and fall or whatever and never get seriously hurt. Is it because they weigh 15 pounds, or are they just too retarded to get hurt?
>>220763927>6 min agoThis guy can't go a week without boozing
>>220774952OKLAHOMA! OKLAHOMA!
>jackflop floppin>steve o getting cancelled for supporting ICE>bam earthrocking his way to sobriety and skating againEARTHROCKERS CANT STOP WINNING
>>220770667They should have had a woman drink horse semen.
Does anyone have the clips of bam saying "minger" on a radio show and the hosts thinking he's dropping nbombs?
>>220775107women are lighter and shorter than men so that's probably part of it yeah
>>220775173I looked that up, I guess Harland's gimmick is professional assassin of podcast hacks
>>220768253The Brittany Spears stunt is fake. It's just editing to make her look like she in inside
>>220768434>WyethBased
The weirdest scene of the weirdest "movie" I've ever seen is her just sitting there while Chris Pontius stretches his dick and puts it between two paddles right in front of her. Super gay in a weird way, to have this middle aged guy just lose any & all dignity right in front of her in person. I mean it's gay af already, but that was just Bob's Burgers level of gay
>>220766152I got the show for you
>>220763720they knew people would start jerkin in the theatre when the chick started to gokkun a gallon of horse spunk
>>220776271I used to jerk off to this show religiously.
>>220764345>>220764365I ony saw Electric Alley in a webm here a couple years ago and it was way funnier than I expected it to be.
>>220776873...you...like put a prayer mat down and recited 5 hail mary's before...?
>>220776973Erm, Electric Avenue?
>>220763927>How can you be kicked off jackass for being a jackass?A question that still hasn't been answered today
>>220771214Yeah, It's Bam Ding Ow
When does this kino come out?
