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>>220766696Too bad this stuff only happened at the very end right before the credits.
>>220766696I still don't know whether this movie was good or not. I was interested the entire time, and it always felt a little off/weird. That's better than half of the movies I watch can achieve.
>>220766790I know. Weird movie without much of a plot. Still a cool shot, though.
>>220766696Movie?
>>220766596Thoughts?
>>220766885Forbidden Fruits
>an american remake of a japanese movie (directed by Takeshi Miike) that completely strips away everything that made the original specialit's like the 2000s never left
>>220766887first episode was good, but its downhill from there
>>220766975It's a remake of The Trip from Norway. Miike's movie just so happens to have the same title when translated.
>>220766887Gem
>>220766975why do movie posters look so shit now?
>>220766596I adore the ultra cheese editing and presentation in this and can't tell if it genuine or tongue in cheek. Praise worm chad
I watched "Cry Wolf" (2005). The one with Bon Jovi.>DON'T WATCH ALONE!Yeah, right. It was a solid 5/10 - meh. I'm not even sure it counts as horror, as there is no slasher, in the end it's just a bitch that murdered a rival and her teacher.
>>220767980SAMMAY
>>220767980Saw it back in 2020 and didn't like it.
>>220768040I found it OK at first. The campus cops not believing there was a murderer when kids had been lying about that before. But the plot took so many turns in the end that it got tiresome, you just knew any "real threat" would turn out to have been faked again and again.I feel it would have been OK as a 42 minute TV episode of some show or something.
>>220766845It seemed to be doing this Heathers thing with Diablo Cody-esque dialogue, like it was setting out to be a cult classic instead of a genuine attempt to make something good. I suppose it resulted in something... offbeat?
>>220767980I knew what was going on the second that one guy was looking for his shoulder pads. Kinda ruined the twist for me.
>>220767579Even poster designers in Hollywood are nepobabies now.
>>220767579>feed AI what you want on the cover>tell it to create a movie poster for [insert movie genre/type]This is all done by someone's brother, cousin, in-law, etc.
>>220766696>one of the few attractive black girls in hollywood>gets killedkek
so,where can i torrent that lost vampire movie that was recently discovered?
>>220769279Nowhere until the BBC watches it so they can edit out anything that might be considered "problematic".
What would happen if Freddy Kreuger opened the Lament Configuration?
>>220769352Can the Lament Configuration exist in dreams?
>>220766887an 80 minute long movie stretched out to a 400 minute long season
>>220747596>I made a Psycho 2 black and white edit a while back. Tweaked the contrast a bit and so on and it's so much better. Color makes it too stylistically removed from the original.2 already starts in black and white and then becomes color, symbolically showing that it's a new era for Norman and he is removed from his past. It isn't meant to be the same style as the first movie.
>>220766975It wasn't very good. Even if I like a bunch of the actors I just have this seething contempt for like SNL/Lonely Island that kinda stuff. In my defense I didn't know it was by one of them going in. Not sure what to watch now. Thinking about starting the new season of The Terror. Some anon here said it was solid horror.
>>220766596I'm still waiting for this movie, Marcus. Fucking when?
>>220766887Not enough tits or bush
>>220767928The big "scary" part was so stupid that I didn't even watch the rest of the movie
>>220766887>Created by a woman.
>>220770199Didn't the guy behind it literally dieAre you defiling his body through the vile arts of necromancy or something?
>>220766975Oldboy was Korean though
>character is evil because... she's ugly
>>220772620Calm down, simp
I love Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2ZaQDo2y0A
>>220766596There is no difference between found footage and analog horror. Zoomers are retarded
My theater showed Obsession once when it came out and I missed it, I sent them an email and not sure if it helped but they're bringing it back. Woop.
>>220773880Wow. Pathetic. Man hating movie. Leave your balls over there.
>>220773880Yeah my local kinoplex only has one showing per day which is strange given how much money it's makingAnd shit's too late, I don't want to leave the theater at fucking midnight...
>>220774288>>220773880>>220774173Obsession is a man hating woke movie. Modern females don’t like men. Also, guy in your pic looks better than the guy I saw on twitter today saying “unfuckable men” who looks similar to the onions roboclaw picture you see on 4chan. It was wild. Also, I saw a girl say on twitter “sex is a major part of my identity.” LMAONo wonder girls call people “incel” because girls project their own insecurities as insults. “No one likes youuuu.”
>>220774173>And shit's too late, I don't want to leave the theater at fucking midnight...I actually like the late showings and walking home from the theater around midnight. It's a nice time to reflect on the film
>>220774437> It's a nice time to reflect on the filmYou should reflect on why you watch woke movies.
>>220774437>walking home from the theater around midnight.I don't want to end up in my own personal horror movie desu
>>220774513Bagman movie was good.
>>220774173Yeah I don't mind so much in the summer but during winter I'd rather stay inside than make theater trips at night
5'11" autistic manlet escapes custody and kills half a dozen people is kind of a stretch isnt it?
>>220774456So that I know what I'm up against
>>220772358I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get him to finish the movie once and for all. I've been waiting for it since like 2019.
>>220775634>when I nut but I'm still jerkin
>>220766596Am I right in thinking Obsession isn't really a horror movie and it's more like a psychological thriller or whatever? Wondering whether to watch it
>>220766887Most of the dialogue sounded like one bratty millennial female arguing with herself.But on a positive note, the cinematography was good and the story was somewhat interesting.
>>220775126That was gonna happen right, is there any news?
Favorite Masters Of Horror?
>>220776176The Dreams in the Witchouse was my favorite
>>220776291Same, too bad the Netflix version (Cabinet of Curiosities) was fuckin' gahbidgj
>>220776359>Cabinet of CuriositiesEverything except The Autopsy was terrible. Taco's flatulent attempts at English were funny though.
>>220776404Panos one was decent
>>220776291I don't think I've ever seen what I would consider a really good interpretation of brown jenkin.
reminder The Breed (2006) got a 2025 sequel where all the dogs are ai generated
>>220776705And it's nuts. Just when you think it can't get any stupider, it does.
>>220766975You're not even complaining about the right movie you simpleton retard
>>220769352Freddy Krueger is already based out of Hell, doofus. Him opening it is probably like calling 911.
Been a slow last few days
>>220777918Well then watch something and then post about it bro
>>220775808no, it is absolutely a horror movie, it's filled with horror tropes for better or worse
>>220767928>>220771947yeah this is hands down the worst movie this general has recommended to methe psychic was so obnoxious it made me want to turn it offand yes the reveal in the woods was not scary in the slightestif you like it then thats great but this style of film did not work for me
>>220777172is there a horror movie about footfags?
>>220775126if a third movie happens i want the killer to be a copycat, i don't want the ending of collection to be ruined
>>220776176cigarette burns, last time carpenter cared
>>220776359how was fear itself?
I watched "Night of the Demons" (1988) last night. It might be a classic, but I would give it a 4/10 at most. Right from the beginning it's clear who the final girl will be and who's going to die. Was there even a script? I mean more than "a group of teenagers party in a possessed abandoned funeral home and then the scream queen gets chased around by her demon possessed friends"? And by "chased around" I mean they don't do it like they actually want to catch her. There's brilliant moments like the demon approaches, Judy sits down, "Judy, get up!", "I can't!", "Come on, Judy, get up!", "I can't", Judy gets physically lifted up and then runs.Little surprises: I didn't figure the token black guy would make it to the end. I also wouldn't have thought Helen would die first, as she was one of the only 3 who wasn't a total asshole.
>>220778264I watched those and remember only the one about the wendigo. I made a ranked letterboxd list but all the episodes got deleted from letterboxd.
>>220778289>It might be a classic, but I would give it a 4/10 at most.
>>220778334>I want to look good for the boys!>(applies one pound of makeup)
>>220778289watch the superior demons movie
>>220778289there's always this kino
>>220778310i'm slowly watching masters of horror since it has been quite some time since i catched them on tv. Maybe i'll try also fear itself, ty for the feedback
>>220778381If someone doesnt like NOTD, I don't think there's a point in recommending them anything else except maybe seppuku.
>>220776176iykyk
>>220778341All she had to do was strip off all her clothes for them
>>220778420With a bigger budget and an actual director the story has potential not to be lame.Not like: Girl stands face to face with the demon, the demon growls, the girl screams, the girl runs away, the demon very slowly walks after her, this happens two dozen times.I mean for the audience it should at least feel like the demons could actually catch the victim. Not them standing around and patiently waiting while they first scream and then turn around and run away.
I will never understand plotfags.>he just counts things? Who writes this garbage?
>Horror of Dracula getting a 4K release this year>features 3 minutes of content cut for being too goreyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6l3Vus8Zdg
This was dumb but I liked it. I don't recall ever seeing a movie where the wind kills a bunch of people either.
This was.... kino? Nah, it was ok. Basically a little Mexican girl with a possessed doll uses telekinesis to spook her family, but not much else happens. Maybe the sequel is better.>>220778289Part 2 is way more fun imo. I actually prefer the remake over the original Night of the Demons, despite that godawful Linnea Quigley cameo.
>>220778619Cmon, this was too bizarre to be 'dumb'
>>220778649Heh heh, I loved these. iirc the sequel is in name onlySome of those random Mexican flicks VS put out are crazy
>>220778649>Part 2 is way more fun imo.All right, I'll check that out.
>>220778675Well now I have to check out whatever this is.>>220778683I believe that's the general consensus, but if not, it should be.
>>220778619>sequel comes out>Tag 2: You're It
>>220774394>Modern females don’t like men.They do, they evolved to like them. What you're falling for is a Jewish psyop to lower the native population. So they can import 3rd world natives, that will work for 10 hours a day, 7 days a week for minimum wage and be thankful for it.If you have a decadent workforce, you create a situation to allow you to import one that isn't.
>>220778817ironic, since that retard is an imported third worlder who sits on his ass all day spamming off topic shit here
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>>220778869He's a big guy
>>220779307>It would be extremely ugly
>>220779307For you
A prayer for this thread before I sleep, that it may not archive early
>>220779491I hope you don't dream of Freddy and die in your sleep.
>>220766596>See horror movie on streaming with decent premise and high rating >It's by that fucking weirdo nepofamily of extreme feminist freaks named the Adams family that unironically think they're real witches and have never made a good movie despite shitting out films every fucking yearWhy does their slop get high ratings? How connected are these fucking weirdos? The sad part is they can make a good synopsis but they can't make a goddamn movie. Are they a cult?
>>220779545Probably
>>220779545review bots
>>220779629I hate this scamworld
Just finished. (A Rat in the Darkness)I decided to see what else i could find from the director of Herencia Diabolica and ended up with this. Man, NOTHING happens in this, and I loved it anyway. Two sisters buy a mansion and begin to suspect it's haunted. It shakes, the younger of the two has dreams of some lady creeping around and coming on to her, and a cute rat is always skulking around. Turns out it's haunted by a tranny!. All I really want out of a movie is cliche horror imagery and women who take their clothes off frequently, and I walked away from this very happy. Watch out, like I said, this is uneventful as fuck and will bore most people.
>>220779889The older of the two sisters is the sexy gilf from Infernal Rapist!
>>220779903>sexyMate, I love a GILF, but that face is busted.
>>220779950Folsom St Fair is thataway, man --->
>>220779889very obscuridad film anon. kino poster though.
>>220779889>nudity right on the movie posterI love the Italians of those days.
>>220780056This one was the beaners!
>>220779903Fun fact: Ana Luisa had lost most of her hair by this stage of her career. In many shots you can see the netting underneath her wig.
>>220780091I will happily treat her ailing scalp with therapeutic tongue baths.
>>220780103She's dead.
>>220779950yea apparently had a broken nose that never healed properly if you look at early pics its completely different
>>220780121
>>220780167Is that her on the left?
>>220780153So literally busted lol
>>220778675so that's where this is from
Looking for recomendations. Mainly something from the 80s, but 70s, 90s or later is fine. American or other countries is fine too.Looking for some schlocky stuff with hot women, and lots of tits/nudity of the full frontal variety.
imagine what the cushion under fixtard's ass smells like
>>220780928The big obvious answer is Sorority House Massacre 2 but since nobody's replying, there ya go
>>220781085It's fused him - a part of him now.
>>220780936thicc thighs on ms. einbinder.
>>220781361No one is watching this for the hags
>>220781398>No one is watching thisFTFY
>>220781413Everyone who isnt a cuck will be watching this
>>220778201The PactBuffet Infinity
Terror Train 4K UHD is a mixed bag. On one hand you get a high-bitrate 4K copy, which is nice. On the other hand, there's no DV or even HDR. There's only one audio track, stereo DTS-HD. They could have at least done a 5.1 remix version as an option.
>>220781595I'm a pleb with ancient logitech speakers, I'll deal with it.
>>220773268I hope his bark is worse than his bite.
>>220778609Thanks for the tip anon. Great film. One of the best Hammer and vampire films in general.
>>220766596So is this really the greatest horror movie ever made? It's the highest rated one on all rating sites. It must be, right? 80ssissies.. how do we respond?
>>220782238Its cuckslop
>>220782238It's pretty good, man. I doubt it'll even be best of the year, but it'll be permanently well regarded, like an It Follows. For you, I say wait until digital.
Daily reminder that horror works best when it tells a Christian/Catholic/conservative morality tale in cryptic form. Horror is /ourgenre/.
Filters are your friends, /hor/.Install 4chanX. Click the little wrench icon at the top right of the screen. Use the dropdown to go to Filters, then again to General. Type /Amanda Fix/i. You'll never see any more posts with that text again.
Filter him like his family have.
>>220778201There's some horror comedy I half watched where the girl gets free when she clobbers the henchman after he starts sucking on her toes. Can't remember the name though. It had the girl character's name in it though.
>>220784596If I had to guess that's Gerald's Game
>>220778609My cock is ready.
I'm just gonna say itHorror of Dracula coasts on aesthetics
>>220784826If there's anything its ok for a horror flick to coast on, its that.
underrated horror kino
>>220783862Thank you.Don't forget /Fixbros/i as well under Comment, and /Amanda Fix/i on FilenameAlso might as well just filter /cuck/i because there's 95% chance it's the autismo
>>220778289Agreed. After spending like 30 years entranced by that cover by the time I actually watched it, the thing was a huge fucking letdown. Demons 1 and 2 shit all over it, and I'm not even going to mention Evil Dead.
>>220784705No, it was some low-budget thing on tubi. Definitely a girl name if I'm right about it being in the title. I think the main girl was abducted for some snuff/sacrifice/cannibal thing?
>>220778289Night of the Demons 2 is a lot more fun unironically
>>220778869Those costumes look so shitty in that movie.
>>220785702Yes, some guy above in this thread mentioned that. I'm going to check it out.
>>220782635>permanently well regarded, like an It FollowsIt follows is literally zoomer slop that didn't penetrate the cultural consciousness of people born before 2000.
OK, let's see what this is. I've seen the first 5 minutes and unlike the first one this doesn't look like a community college amateur project. If feels like a real movie.
>>220787910I don't remember that scene, but Charles Gray wore that robe in "The Devil Rides Out" (1968), one of the best if not THE best Hammer film.
>>220787703Enjoy, I liked it. I think it may have been better than the original even.
>>220788206>EnjoyThanks, I am.>it may have been better than the original even.So far it is. The teens have just arrived at the abandoned funeral home.
Which one do I go for? My kinoplex is doing a quadruple feature overnight next week. I'm obviously going the one with Shining / Thing. Weapons is really the only movie I think is great out of the zoomer marathon, although I do need to give It Follows and Hereditary a second chance some day.
>>220788457Yeah, I'd go for the 20th century one too. I've seen them all and I didn't appreciate Final Destination, It Follows or Hereditary. Weapons was a slow burn but OK, but I only saw it last year. Anyway, have fun.
>>220788457I'd go for the Classic one, personally.
>>220788457I like It Follows and FD, haven't seen Weapons and don't like Hereditary, but the classic one is the easy choice here.
>>220788457I have a very low bar for horror movies. I'm easily entertained and I'll easily enjoy even poorly rated horror movies. Especially supernatural horror.Am I the only one ?
>prayer worked
>can't be asthma
I just finished "Night of the Demons 2" (1994), and you guys were right, it was a better movie than the first one. Even the director of the first "Night of the Demons" (1988) said so. It had a proper script and real actors. It was actually fun to watch.I thought setting up Perry as a demonology expert would pay off by him knowing some spells and incantations against demons. Something clever could have been done with this. But no, in the end he just uses a supersoaker filled with holy water.
>>220789661Glad you enjoyed it. There's also a third one, which I haven't seen, but I've heard it's quite bad indeed.
>>220789904I wouldn't call it bad at all, it's just a bit of a retread
>theylol
>>220789904>There's also a third oneI'm watching that right now and I'm 10 minutes into it. It seems to be an ultra low budget production like the first one. They don't even have use of the house from parts 1 and 2. And apparently Amelia Kinkade reprises her role as Angela even though she's now visibly a decade older.
>>220778619>I don't recall ever seeing a movie where the wind kills a bunch of people eitherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9aYYYtG08I
I'm gonna watch Nosferatu on an ipad while playing Diablo. Just like Robert intended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF0epTehLYw
>>220789904It wasn't that bad. Not as good as the first 2 though.>>220789661The remake from 2009 is also very good. Watch it at some point.
>>220790359And I'll be banging your girlfriend, nerd
>>220790874>The remake from 2009 is also very good.OK, but not tonight.I'm 50 minutes into NotD III, and so far it's been a disappointment.
Halloween is 5 months away and you guys are deciding to watch the Night of the Demons series of all things now?
>>220790359watch Shadow of the Vampire afterwards
Watch Leaving D.C.
Why are normies so triggered by rape in horror?They'll laugh about webm related then claim rape is literally worse than being scalped, degloved, amputated, salted on and turned into a barely living torso
>>220776176Imprint and Cigarette
>>220792567Normies have been conditioned to believe that rape is the absolute worst thing that can happen to someone, but only if it's a woman.
>>220790883You can have her. I'm into wrinkly vampire cock now.
>>220792567Performative gender war virtue signaling, the same women who complain will go and read Raped by the Werewolf 5 afterwards
All these piece of shit pseudo horror itch.io movies getting 10/10 across the board like they're Marvelslop is something I did not see coming but on the other hand it's perfectly logical. We have entered the penguiz0plier era of cinema. In a sense you have to give it up to Kojima. His piece of shit tech demo before Konami kicked him out birthed an endless barrage of purest slop, now decked in UE5 aesthetic. Roguelite walking simulators are the new horror movies.
>>220792567It's deeply disturbing to have gratuitous mutilation of a person and still have her wear her underwear. Reminds me of a Twitch shill called Cohhcarnage who vehemently praises every piece of corpo slop, zooms in every piece of gore he can find and gloats on his extremely sanitized family friendly streams, and I still remember how he turned off Disco Elysium when Measurehead started speaking. Personally, I call it HR tech aesthetic, because they convey the most gruesome messages while pretending they're clean.
>>220778619
>>220793136But what's the reason for the inflated reviews? Just lack of anything to fill the space where an actual 10/10 sits? Seems like the praise gets sheepishly walked back for half the films
https://www.fangoria.com/cannibal-holocaust-grindhouse-releasing-theaters/
>>220793986Most horror movies eventually get labeled as cult classics. They're just skipping the middle man.
>>220793986Actual retards getting into positions and getting accredited. Streaming services need to have every new release get at least 9/10 across the board.
>>220779545I thought the Hellbender one was okay since it was mostly focused on the daughter, but some of their other movies are really bad. They aren't very good actors
>>220793136I always hated Kojima he's such a fucking retarded hack. Now my blood is boiling!
>>220793986>But what's the reason for the inflated reviewsStreaming services inflate their reviews and hide their numbers of how many people watched it
>>220773880I saw it yesterday - I really enjoyed it. Not sure why it is getting so much hate here. It was sold out this past weekend for almost every showtime in my area. For a Tuesday - it was almost half full (which is a lot for my area)
>>220794713>Not sure why it is getting so much hate hereBecause it's popular.
>>220794713>Not sure why it is getting so much hate hereEvery movie ever gets hate here. Lots of this board likes it actually, there's been good discussion in its threads.
>>220766596Just watched Wishmaster (1997) and it was awesome. Sam Raimi cameo getting squished by a box and some surprisingly good effects and inventive kills. The Djinn feels truly evil and unstoppable.Currently watching the second and it's...shit. Now the Djinn is more like a creepy autist and they've got some cringe born again christian prophecy storyline going. The effects are mostly just quick cuts and distortions and people having a seizure. But hey it's the guy from The Raven tv show...
>>220795251I've said it before but the series declines as they make the wish deaths nonsensical. But the end of it the wish master is just like, oh you said you're hungry? you're now being eaten by a tiger! Great concept though.
>>220794713It's just one autismo hating it because it has a female lead that will be vastly more successful than his autistic fixationOther than that it's just the usual /tv/ retards that immediately hate something just because it's popular
>>220795547Goddamn Caligari is a great movie.
>>220795547Cope and seethe cuck. /tv/ is a Fixboard
Think it's time to filter "Fix", period.
Watched obsession with the most annoying crowd imaginable. But what a great movie. Love how it's that type of horror where the scenes hang on longer than comfortable. I wish I picked a less crowded theater. Was almost jealous hearing people say they only laughed at a few jokes. My crowd was full of laughter/nervous laughter cause people were too uncomfortable.
>>220795893>Comment/Amanda Fix/i/Fixbros/i/miasma/i/Fixkino/i/cuck/i>Filename/miasma/i/Fix/iGood thing is outside of cuck most of these are specific enough that you'll catch him 99% of the time without filtering others by mistake
>>220795547>>220795655Premium 'Fu
>>220792143Leaving DC 2 when
>>220772358Movie name?
>>220796276>>220795893Very cucked behavior
What's the last hor you guys watched?
>>220798226obsession. i really want to see it again
>>220798226Obsession like 2 weeks agobeen too busy and tired since to sit down and watch something at home
>>220798226I've been swamped with a project so can't even remember, but it's over now so I'm gonna watch one tonight. Maybe a Bava.
>>220798233>>220798253My local theater still doesn't have that one. They've been playing previews for it, but even their website doesn't show it as something they've got lined up. I hope they'll get it soon.Backrooms looks like the next one I'll be going to see
Just finished. Femcel-ish clown has a terrible job and a disinterested husband and disapproving, insulting mother. She decides to make something of herself by going on a killing spree Halloween night. Pretty funny idea that her plan is to lock herself in the local haunted house attraction and kill all the performers, lol. Microbudget and amateurish, really not very entertaining, but the lead girl is game. Tonally inconsistent, she goes from sad sack to PSYCHO with no real explanation. Like she's unfulfilled at work and out of nowhere that turns into eating maggots out of her husband's corpse and masturbating with the blood from her mother's gunshot wounds. Not worth watching unless you've got a dedicated clown fetish.
>>220798907One of our heroines many clown looks.
>>220798907>Not worth watching unless you've got a dedicated clown fetish.Bless you, Anon
>>220798907I was looking forward to seeing this one, pretty much just for the clussy yeah
>>220798226Blood Creek. Been watching other stuff lately or just been tired and not watching much at all. Blood Creek is solid Schumacher kino though
>>220774173The later the better for me, once saw a movie after 2:00 AM, got home after 4:00. Don’t even remember what it was but it’s rare for theaters around me to show anything that late. The latest I usually get back is 1:30.
>>220787910IT WAS A NIGHT *OUT*
>>220799237That's how I like it too. Sometimes you even get the whole theater to yourself.
>>220778289It’s obvious now because the old movies repeated the trope, it’s a classic because it probably preceded most of those, you’re judging how predictable the plot is in a movie that wasn’t predictable at the time it was released probably. Been a while since watched it, I didn’t like it either because the characters all seemed trashy and unlikeable
>>220782238Hokum was better
>>220785524Is that based on the novel “the creeper”? I started reading it and haven’t gone back for a while but those lines seem straight from the book
>>220795407A movie series ripe for contrapasso where he's just a cruel asshole. And by the time the producers realize they're in diminishing returns territory they make him the hero against a worse villain because there's nothing left to do.
>>220782238>So is this really the greatest horror movie ever made?No, but it's the greatest of the 21st century in my opinion
>>220782238>It's the highest rated one on all rating sites.Bullshit, The Thing is rated higher
>>220792567ok you like rape, stupid normie, we get it, now fuck off already
>>220792567You're a normie, you just don't have any friends.
>>220799658Truly great movie.
>>220799658garbage flick
boompa
>‘Backrooms’ Movie Tracking for Massive $40 to $50 Million Opening Weekendsome studio has to want to fund an SCP movie, it's free money
>>220779545I couldn't even get to any interesting scenes because the acting was so bad between the girl and the father.
>>220799779>more than ObsessionDAMN normies have shit taste
>>220799283> Been a while since watched it, I didn’t like it either because the characters all seemed trashy and unlikeableA five-'fu flick and you didn't like any of them?!
>>220772358Seconded: >>220797625What mobie is this? This shit is so disgusting... I like disgusting magick movies
I took a break with Tales but I'm back at it
>>220775808Unlike with Weapons and Sinners from last year pseuds can't just pretend Obsession is more of le thriller without exposing their own idiocy even to the most die hard of genre "purists", but I'm sure if you really want to believe it's a psychological thriller you'll find some way to convince yourself. After all, there are people out there who want to believe something like The Conjuring isn't a horror movie simply because they enjoyed it too much so horror/thriller is whatever you want it to be in the end.
>>220783862>>220785604I think I may have to finally do this. As well as some key phrases that the usual spammer uses in almost every post.Jannies seem on top of it, but only after 8 hours have passed many times.Thank you for the rec.
>>220800101I think I'm going to start this weekend.
Basic bitch opinion but Insidious is my favorite horror movie. Too bad it became a franchise
>>220799874Nah, I'd rather watch a backrooms movie than yet another "le men are evil" thriller like Obsession, Companion, etc.
>>220767980This is still one of the better 2000s high school horrors>>220781517Tonight I will watch The Pact>>220785524Yep, this one's a gem from what I remember, drags a bit at times but solid despite that>>220798226I watched Deadly Blessing, the Wes Craven film. Poor pacing, should have been a 90 minute movie, but overall good, some memorable scenes especially the very ending. Also several sexy women appear in the film if that's the kind of thing you're into.
>>220800524One thing I've learned so far, you can't beat a good electric chair
>>220800645There was a fascination with the electric chair in the 80s that lead to some great movies: Shocker, The Horror Show, Prison, Destroyer, Guilty as Charged, and even Ernest Goes to Jail.
>>220800713>ShockerThis is still on my list, years later.
>>220799756The most meta horror movie of all-time. It's the onion of meta, going 9 levels deep.
>>220800589>le men are evilIt's not that kind of movie.>thrillerIt's a horror movie
NEW LIFE:A woman (Hayley Erin) with a mysterious disease flees toward the Canadian border, pursued by a government agent with her own disease (ALS) played by Sonya Walger. I knew this would be a zombie-ish movie going into it, but they don’t do the big reveal until about the halfway point. The pacing will divide people, as the first half is very slow. Personally I wasn’t bothered by it so I tend toward a 6.5, but otherwise if that’s a sticking point for you expect more of a 5.5 or 6. Completely watchable and doesn’t overstay its welcome at a 85min runtime, however I do believe this could’ve actually benefited from a longer runtime and revised pacing.
>>220800101I've been watching it while on the treadmill. Works out pretty well because they run 20-30 minutes each, and it gets me back at it each day.
>>220800589>tfw your satire on psychotic overbearing girlfriends gets mistaken by the masses for a "le men are evil" movie
Watched Army of darkness tonight, after the Cryptopsy show(anyone here went?)
>>220801064Pestilence That Walketh In Darkness was one of my mixtape jams back in the day
>>220801064>Cryptopsy and Army of DarknessGO AHEAD AND RUN!
Just finished. I love these old voodoo pictures, they're so comfy. The plot is as simple as they get, the daughter of a voodoo chieftain is in love with a white plantation owner but he's marrying a white girl, so uses voodoo curses to try and kill her and finally sics some zombies on her. Less than an hour, great lead performance by the voodoo lady.
>>220801086This time they got an actual(?) black woman.
>>220801092She's got a lot of presence
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>>220801106Very racially charged!
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>>220801086De wanna wanga
>>220801086They're ok for weekend afternoons. I enjoyed Brides of Blood when I saw it. Not really a voodoo flick, but same vibes.
>>220801164I love the Blood Island moviesI love big bimbo titties and filipino tree monsters
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>>220781595I'd heard of this film before but had no idea JLC was in it. Looks kino.
>>220801691Indeed
BUMP
>>220802150We didn't deserve Elvira. She was so giving for so long and I think in the end she got sick of being good-naturedly self-objectifying for us and that's why she started going annoying woke dyke. If she'd actually found a replacement back when they were doing that reality show she'd probably still be just as mellow today.
KEK the Hamlet episode of TFTC was kino. That's put me in a good mood.
>>220801064Cryptopsy's current vocalist seems to have improved a lot over the years. I remember watching some 2000s/2010s concerts and it was pretty rough, but more recent ones are solid.
>>220802176Yeah. It's a shame we will never get another like her in the mainstream, despite the fact that year after year, OF models and regular women alike still dress up as her for Halloween.
>>220800542I've been thinking of binging all of these, since the finale is coming in August. I've only seen the first one.
>>220802384They're actually pretty fun, I think I like the series more than Conjuring>since the finale is coming in Augustkek that's what they said about the last one
>>220802819Well, there are at least 3 (maybe 4) I haven't seen, and apparently they're all out of chronological order, so that's fun. Maybe I'll watch them in the correct order and discover their true genius.
Good morning /hor/! Daily reminder that Hollywood owes me reparations for A Streetcar Named Desire and I would like them in the form of Longlegs-esque and The-Empty-Man-esque (my two favorite kinos) horror kinos with a Christian, Catholic, conservative moral at their core. I would like them to align with/inform my crypto-fascist worldview and speak to my huwhite middle class/upper middle class sensibilities/anxieties, but I don’t want them campy like kinos from Angel Studios or overly obvious, like the recent Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie. Also, I’d like my favorite actors/actresses to be turned into A-listers/cult heroes:>Jack Kesy>Ignacyo Matynia>Ryan Hurst>Caleb Landry Jones>Kristen Bell>Maika Monroe>Felicity JonesI am owed.
>>220802197Did you see the LE TWEEST coming?
>>220800033that's because anon is either A) Retarded or B) Trolling. "community college amateur project"? The mongoloid couldn't name one such thing to compare to NotD. Smartphones were a mistake
>>220803128I'll probably skip it and wait for webms of the nude scenes to be posted
>>220803787But wouldn't you like to watch them in a theatre with fellow Fixbros?
>>220778439God, I miss Brian Benben appearing in things.
>>220797625>>22080003430 Coins series
>>220803810The only reason I ever enter a theater is to avoid spoilers due to them artificially delaying streaming releases for me to pirate. I do not want to hear people talking, coughing, eating, making monkey noises when things happen. I want to watch the movie in immersion. Especially horror, cant feel unsettled if I'm surrounded by people
>>220803326>waaah waaaah anon didn't like the movie I love!
>>220804165i'll never forget seeing Halloween 2018 in theatres, and the entire black theatre was hooting and hollering at the "stupid white people" in the intro a genuinely cool intro, with the patients physically "feeling" Michaels evil permeate the air all thrown out the door when you get "HAHAHAHHA STUPID YT PPL BE LOONY CRAZIES AHAHAHAHA SCREAM WHITE BOY" fucking niggers have ruined so many movies for me.I liked terrifier 2 because they shut their fucking mouths when that black dude gets beheaded. they were hooting and hollering at his sass in the scene but went real quiet when they saw what happens.
>>220796276>>220783862Thanks, I'll do this too
