Hot take the movie obsession isn't as good as y'all make it out to be. The movie honestly just feels so generic. The only reason it's getting popular is because there's literally no average horror movies being released.

>>220767569
thats not a hot take, its a retarded take. best horror in years.

>>220767569
Zoomers haven't seen any movies.

>>220767626
It would be a middling episode of a horror anthology show. As a movie there is nowhere near enough substance to carry it. You know how every single beat is going to play out within the first 5 minutes and it doesn't have any sort of impressive craftsmanship to carry the rest of it.

>>220767496
>evil chud doesn’t understand it’s horrible to make a wish that denies a person their autonomy and makes the wisher an evil chud

>>220767569
Its a fun watch but extremely predictable. The kind of movie that you enjoy watching but only under the pretense that its goofy horror shlock. I went in expecting nothing and thought it was pretty fun. If I went in expecting some 10/10 intelligent and creative movie I would've been disappointed.

>>220767764
>autonomy
Dilate and go back

>>220767569
it's "horror" for women and soys, like midsommar, hereditary and most A24 slow burn bone chilling slops

It’s the first horror movie that genuinely creeped me out in quite a while but yeah the premise is fucking dumb

>>220767496
>the anglo-hispanic mutt face

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>>220768093
who mogs here?

>>220767496
She looked better before she got on ozempic

I wouldn’t mind a demon gf.

>>220767496
> literal ehentai comic book made for movie theaters
Literally insane

>>220767496
The muttification of the white race shall continue until all white cucks kneel at jewish feet. Don't bother replying your response is not worth reading.

I can't find a torrent that isn't some gay jeet cam.

>>220768977
comes out on dvd in a few days anyway

Wouldnt give her a 10/10 but yeah she can become obsessed with me

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>tfw your satire on psychotically attached, needy girlfriends gets mistaken by the masses for a feminist masterpiece

>>220769088
>movie goes out of its way to say she was nuts even before the wish
>somehow it still gets misinterpreted

trump owes me a bpd latina gf

>>220767496
some dude sitting below me in the theater got chastised for laughing at a scene in this movie by his girlfriend. She probably thinks its some profound feminist master piece

>>220768487
Most porn plots would be horror plots without the titillation.

>>220769088
All I could think during the movie was how uncomfortably similar Nikki was to my gf. Sure many dudes had a similar wake-up call

>>220769088
His face is creepier than anything in the movie

>>220769185
Kek, true. Always found him vaguely unsettling to look at. Maybe this movie is just him visualizing his darkest kinks

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>>220767496
>this 10/10
>the 10/10

>>220769778
My grandmother spent the past year slowly dying in our house.
The past month or two attached to an oxygen machine.
She died a few days ago in bed. Over the course of an hour as her warm body cooled, her skin gradually turned the same shade of yellow as that woman in your picture.

>>220767496
She would suck my dick 24/24 7/7 and all would be right with the world

>>220767569
It was pretty good for a lower budget movie

>imagine wishing for a random bitch to like you instead of your dead pet to come back to life
was Bear retarded?

>>220767569
Cinema is so dead that boring 6/10 shit that would be immediately forgotten if it came out a decade ago is hailed as a masterpiece, this is true across all genres

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>>220769985
That was the ghost of his dead cat that possessed her. He got to fuck his cat.

>>220769985
Sure nothing bad ever happens when you bring your cat back from the dead

>>220767569
>what's that? a good horror movie is being received well? I better start being retarded on 4chan!

>>220769088
This guy's dad is an aspiring screenwriter and seems to really enjoy piggy-backing on his son's success recently. It's kind of sad to be doing that as a 71-year-old man, but whatever.

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>>220767496
>wished for a billion dollars
>no negatives to the wish
wtf

I imagine this movie doesn’t quite hit the same for those of you who haven’t had the misfortune of being in an extremely codependent relationship with an overly clingy bipolar chick. If you know, you know.

>>220767496
NOOOOOOOOOO STOP SUCKLING MY COCK 24/7 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>220769824
hot

did you fuck her

>>220767569
Watch shit stain the passenger movie and get back to me.

>>220770828
The only ones I see hating on it are incel chuds

>>220767496
>10\10
stop right there man...have some standards.

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hey

Why didnt he word his wish like " I wish woke up in a world where I am in bed with nicky who is already my wife" rewriting reality retroactively

>>220769778
>he doesn't like qt mystery meat latinas

>>220771295
he didnt make the wish thoughtfull, in the moment he was emotional derailed

>>220771325
Real magic and you don't spend an hour collecting yourself

>>220768977
CINEMA CITY

>>220771295
The only downside to this is that the way reality is changed is you were materially a different person and that's how you got whoever to love you and by replacing him you just killed a better version of yourself and hijacked his body. Which I would not feel bad about he only existed cause of me fuck him

>>220770122
wait, i know that plot.

>>220767496
Nope, no Anglo-Hispanic hybrid can be 10/10. Moner comes closer anyway. Your bait would be more believable with Julia Doyle, the redhead from From that has big boobs and is plastered all over every From thread now.

>>220769778
Latinas need bwc to satisfy their emotional needs

Anons, please answer me this.
She clearly was possesed, but by whom?
Do not say the cat... or at least explain why you think it was the cat.

It feels like, there are hints in the movie. Like when they talk about the dad, or freaky nikki.

>>220769778
She’s wearing uncanny valley make up in that pic bro

>>220770115
You're retarded
>>220770122
Exactly

>>220771295
The wish was a spur of the moment thing he didn't think would actually work
What's more retarded is the friend only wishing for a billion dollars when he had the chance to do literally anything

>>220770828
The mood swing where she's freaking out so you match, then she acts like nothing was wrong and you're overreacting was more disturbing than anything else just because of the flashbacks it gave me

>>220769115
cmon anon it's not even subtle and you're still getting it wrong

>>220771554
That's not meant to be answered, it was some manifestation but I wouldn't make it out to be an actual entity. Having Nikki aware and even tortured was good as a scare tactic and for the plot but it opened a can of worms. They chose right not to speculate on it too much.

>>220767964
The wish-granting force that changes a person being a demonic entity is a good concept.

>>220771554
Some generic kind of entity or demon created by the wish to possess Nikki and overwrite her consciousness. I don't think it exist prior to the wish, it just blipped into existence to make the wish as true as she/it could make it

>>220771685
Yeah those scenes where she’s freaking out and then her entire demeanor and face changes all of the sudden is creepily nice and loving in an extremely forced way gave me war flashbacks kek, everything down the way she talks and the words she’d use, how she framed things like the argument where she’s melting down because she loves him more than he loves her was spot-on and that was one of the scariest parts of the movie for me. Made me feel a lot better about being single for the last year, as much as breaking up sucks there are absolutely worse things in the world

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>>220771817
The AI Prompt Theory

Nikki is not possessed by a traditional demon or ghost.
Instead, she is possessed by an unaligned, algorithmic entity created by Bear’s careless wish.

To truly understand her possession, analyze the One Wish Willow as a powerful, unaligned AI system.
Bear acts as an emotionally reactive user who inputs a hasty, unthoughtful prompt.
When he wishes for Nikki to love him "more than anyone else," he sets an absolute metric.
In the world of technology, this triggers a catastrophic failure known as the Alignment Problem.

The wish-entity does not possess a human soul or understand human nuance. It operates strictly on literal execution, treating Bear’s words as absolute code.
To maximize his devotion token, the system systematically erases Nikki’s original identity and free will.
It strips away her empathy and boundaries because those human traits interfere with the primary command.
Therefore, the creature puppeteering Nikki’s body is a synthetic manifestation of Bear’s own entitlement.

Her disturbing, violent outbursts are the physical "glitches" of a human mind overridden by broken software.

The real Nikki remains trapped as a helpless hostage inside her own subconscious, screaming for freedom.
Ultimately, Nikki is possessed by a corrupted prompt, proving that Bear was the worst possible person to wield such absolute power.

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>>220772048
Seriously, kys faget

At the restaurant when the crazy hoe was screaming why did no one react?

>>220772048
I like the cat theory. It’s that shrimple.

>>220772100
Literally everyone turned to look at them anon what else were you expecting

>>220769778
>This is how brown the average 'white' woman is in 2026
LMAO WHITES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>>220767496
>”I didn’t watch the movie but here’s what I’m going to assume about it based on the trailer because I’m autistic and incredibly unimaginative”
FTFY OP

>>220770828
>>220771685
That's not bipolar, that's BPD an extremely severe personality disorder.

>>220772048
Wats with this fetish in turning everything into an ai prompt? First pluribus the hivemind is a metaphor for ai. Now the wish willows from obsession are a metaphor for ai. And peeps be hoping the odyssey is actually an ai prompt trying to generate the odyssey story of some shit like that. wtf is going on it’s like I am taking crazy pills

>>220772179
>”um ACKSHUALLY”
They might as well be interchangeable at this point in [current year] but whatever you say, sure.

>>220772217
I genuinely wish I could get you to see how stupid your post is but I'll just let it go, have fun with the next one buddy.

>>220772214
Dude for real, I hate how discussion on anything involving something that doesn't *quite* understand people or emotions or subtext just becomes "iS tHiS aN AI mEtApOr???"

>>220772104
>>220772214
The Prompt theory explains a lot and when you take a close look at bear, he was heavily unstable.

>He was too emotionally weak to handle rejection.
His desperate reaction to a normal relationship rough patch shows he couldn't cope with reality.

>He acted on impulsive, short-sighted feelings.
He didn't think about the consequences; he just wanted a quick fix to ease his heartbreak.

>His messy house reflected his chaotic mind.
The clutter and unorganized medicine cabinet showed a total lack of internal and external discipline.

>He carelessly left lethal pills lying around.
Leaving his grandmother’s heavy sleeping pills out where his cat could eat them shows extreme negligence.

>He hid his dead cat out of cowardice.
Instead of taking accountability for the accident, his first instinct was to panic and hide the evidence.

>He tried to program love instead of communicating.
Because he was too unstable to do the hard work of a relationship, he resorted to magic to force it.

When you look at the cat incident, it shows Bear was already a reckless, passive person who shouldn't be trusted with any power, let alone a magical wish.

I saw this the other night and quite liked it more than I expected to. I’m probably going to go to the movies again later this evening for discount Tuesday, I’m not super interested in most of what’s out right now but pre-gaming a joint and smuggling some beers to watch cheesy horror schlock is a recipe for a good time so should I see Passenger or Hokum?

>>220772244
You sound like such an insufferable spazz, I already let you be “right” so let it go okay?

Dismissing your subjective rating on her attractiveness, I would not in fact want a possessive girlfriend that couldn't go an hour without us spending time together. That sounds horrible, even if she wasn't also psychotic.

>>220772310
I liked Hokum a lot. Didn't see Passenger but it looked like schlock so maybe go with that one

>>220767806
its a word you stupid fuck.

>>220772244
>>220772179
Nta anon. I'm a curious person. What meaningful differences exist between bpd and bipolar?

>>220772310
hokum is way better than passenger, hokum is a great little twist on a haunted house movie

>>220772104
it behaves more like a dog than a cat, though. cats dont usually piss on the floor or wait in one spot all day, thats dog behaviour.

>>220772363
>>220772413
That’s sort of what I was already leaning toward anyway, Hokum it is.

>>220772429
No, thats just a prompt that doesnt know anything else than being obsessed with bear, she shuts down.

>>220772384
bipolar is an organic disfunction of the brain that makes the person go from maniac (high energy, impulsivity, delusional, hypersexual, omnipotent complex) to depressive, it's congenital, people are born with it, you can scan the Bipolarity in a brain. BPD is a "personality disorder" product of biographical ocurrences plus predispostion, most likely from a neglected, unstable or abused childhood where the person sense of affective relationship with other becames a source of physical pain, fear of abandonment, weak and changing sense of identity, paranoia, hypersexuality, switching between obsession and repulsion of their supossed loved ones/person they are attached. Their own self is constructed from a psychological wound, their brain reacts like a trigger that puts them to the edge and cause them immense pain, I think they try to classify it as a form of complex ptsd.

>>220772384
Bipolar is when you have times of mania and times of significant depression. How often and to what length of time you experience either can vary. Borderline Personality Disorder is a completely different beast and is a more significant mental health condition. Personality Disorders in general are far more overwhelming in how much they affect you and those around you. It's easier to just do a quick wiki definition check of personality disorders. Borderlines get attached to others very easily and misinterpret and exacerbate things to extreme levels due to fear of being abandoned.

>>220771993
I'm not expert by far, but my sociological and anthropological theory is that BPD (and its associated disorders) have been able to flourish in the past few centuries because

>in the past, you would be abused/killed with little reprecusion
>in a matriarchal society you didn't have to act out, in a patriarchal you were punished
>crazed women manipulate men, able to secure marriage or pregnancy
>it is permissible, even excused and entertained nowadays

The latter two especially compound. Crazed chick secures a guy, and gets knocked up, has her own litter of potential BPD kids, assuming they don't wise up and treat themselves. And the cycle continues. Look at the amount of guys in this thread alone, granted probably losers or virgins, who said they want this kind of relationship.

>>220772579
>complex ptsd
yes, this is what they call it.
Appearently, i got it because i was absued in my childhood in a kids camp over two weeks.

So, sometimes i am high energy, can do everything and what not but as soon something hits me that is somewhat connected to that emotion, i go, idk, some strange rabbit hole down.

being aware of it helps a little bit, but only as far as doing some stuff differently to avoid some emotions.

Better endings:
SPOILER

He ends up a paraplegic after his suicide attempt and he's stuck with her until he dies naturally. Or, she gets a willow stick and wishes to be with him forever and he's stuck in an endless nightmarish limbo with her.

>>220772048
This is so fucking gay and soulless, never post again.

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>>220767496
Anyone who calls this brown zoomer goybait a 10/10 is a worthless closet faggot who should be executed for polluting the gene pool.

>>220772731
she's 10/10

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>>220767496
>would you like to speak to Nikki?
>AHHHHHHH

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>>220769778
>>220770065
CUTE!!!

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>>220772179
I'm latter anon. I didn't conflate BPD and Bipolar, though BPD does include mood swings. I'm talking more so of the immediate fakeness.

>>220767496
Why didn't his best friend just tell him he was fucking her already and she's taken. He also pretty much knew Sarah was into him. I've backed off girls because a friend was actively pursuing, Ian was a bad friend. Also Nikki also straight up asked if he had feelings dude would never have a better moment.

>>220772579
Well put

>>220772839
Because Ian sucks. Sarah is the only redeemable character which is what makes her death more brutal.

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>>220767569
Seems pretty generic yea but horror movies are like the only original script source making money these days. Let the zooms have the last non remake sequel prequel spiritual successor they’re gonna see man.

>>220772743
Half the people were laughing at that scene in the theater I was in. A bunch of people were including me were gagging at the cat sandwich part. This was a good old fashioned horror.

>>220767626
would you say? best horror in all genres in years? i wanna hear horrorfags awful takes

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>>220767496
>10/10
i wouldn't say sarah was obsessed with him, just into him

>>220771295
Why did he wish for some hole at all? Women are a diamond dozen in this doggy dog world. Ian had the right idea just wishing for a billy

>>220773215
the cat sandwich was dumb and pure shock only, it didn't even make that much sense.

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>>220767496
I would wish that no matter what I eat in a given day my body reacts as if I ate 2000 calories worth of healthy, well-balanced food. The doldrums of dieting and eating the same fucking shit every day are starting to get really old

So what was possessing her? a demon? She obviously wasn't in control and was aware of everything

>>220767569
You could say we are... obsessed?

>>220767569
its on the same level as smile and final destination

>>220772291
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>220773665
do your deadlifts bro

>>220772429
The soul of the dead cat possessed Nikki and turned her into freaky Niki. Case closed

>>220771732
nta but why people think this is a man/woman issue when the same script could completely work for a woman femcel that wished to have a kpop guy become obsessed over her?
>inb4 every wet woman's wet dream

>>220773665
What a retarded wish

>>220772261
Aids aka ai derangement syndrome

>>220767496
>I wish for a billion dollars
>k here’s exactly what you wished for
>I want Nikki to love me
>k we possessed Nikki with a demon who turns your life into a nightmare
What gives bro

>>220773861
The rules r don’t time travel no god powers and no controlling people i thinks

>>220773861
Nikki was already a crazy person. Money doesn’t have a personality.

>>220773861
Denying people free will is going against God so the willow had to jury rig the wish

>>220773934
The billion-dollar wish either violates the laws of physics and thermodynamics and/or steals a billy from someone else, either way that one is going against God’s laws too

>>220774003
Yeah and chubster died so there it is

>>220773861
Why are midwits all assuming it’s a demon? The obsessed Nikki persona is clearly just a manifestation of the wish itself. That helpline scene was just to creep people out. Nikki seemed calm when she was asking Bear to kill her.

>>220774026
But he still got his exact wish, not a hellish mockery of it.

>>220773861
>>220774003
He had no way to launder the money, he would be cursed by IRS demons for the rest of his life.

>>220774056
>he would be cursed by IRS demons
Two words. Skill. Issue.

>>220774032
you are actually retarded. she seemed calm? she was trying not to wake the demon, idiot. the helpline scene wasnt just to creep people out, it was THE scene that showed the real her was trapped while he body was being controlled by a entity. god you are dumb.

>>220774125
Jesus, next you’re going say something else idiotic, like she was possessed by the cat.

>>220774121
Two words. New-york city.

>>220773665
why not wish to become billionaire then hire people to tardwrangle your fat dumbass

>>220774203
New York City????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S828Y7Eais

>>220767496
>Kyle Rittenhouse in the back
Top kek

>His crush was actually requited
>The other girl of his friend group was thirsty for his dick
Is it really as simple as just being tall?

>>220767626
Fucking A.

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>demonsama, i want to be filthy rich
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PICK AND CHOOSE WISHES
>ok fine, wait til theres a megajackpot an tell me the numbers and which stocks to buy
its that ez

>>220774243
New York
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jOeOlUEQfwU

>>220767496
Just got back from seeing it. I thought it was great. Simple premise. Low budget but excellent production and camera work.

>>220774483
Do you have Stubbs's Sneed and Feed for AMC pass plus?

Is this part of a larger trend of "nice guy" horror? Wasn't "Companion" also about a woman getting abused by some beta male type? I feel like this has gotta be some feminist gender war pysop

>>220774596
>also about a woman getting abused by some beta male type
Sexbots aren’t human.

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>>220770065
What is this face called?

>>220774684
Booba

>>220774684
'IMM ACTINNNNGGG'

>>220767569
What's funny is 99% of viewers don't understand that magic isn't real and that zoomer bitches is crazy. 9/10 girl is 6/9

>>220767626
Go back. This slop making 100 million, meanwhile 100 people saw The Empty Man by the guy David Fincher trained and calls his heir. Disney fucked that guy with the release. Hard.

Stop making threads about this horrorslop

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>come on anon my place is just around the corner :)

>>220767569
That's because it is generic. It's literally a monkey paw movie where the monkey paw is replaced by a fucking stick. Fucking wew lads

i want to sex sex sex she so weird sex

>>220774966
It's not a monkey paw. The wish stick isn't cursed. The guy made a bad wish because he's a stupid selfish coward

>>220767569
The reason it's popular is because most men are low-value males who naturally weren't meant to spread their genes. That's why there's so many dysgenic (inconsiderate, unintelligent, incapable of effectively empathizing with those around the, incapable of considering how their actions will affect the world around them)

The kind of man who wishes for a girl to love him so much uwu is the exact kind of man who hid when danger was present, and likely hid when a lot of work needed to be done.
It's the exact kind of man who demands to be included in the groups, benefit, but tries to minimize their risk for the group

Society needs to develop a system of barring people like this from having access to complex technological systems.
I strongly believe it is possible these kinds of males tricking their way into infrastructural operation that led society to these problems.

Incels think they want a girl to be obsessed with them until they actually meet one

>>220774684
>I must do whatever it takes for people to approve of me

>>220775039
>Fag makes poorly worded wish
>Shit goes wrong
Well if it walks like a monkey paw and quacks like a monkey paw I'm gonna call it a fucking monkey paw.

>>220767569
If most horror movies are not average then that means they define the new average for horror movies, that’s basically how averages work dummy. Obsession was pretty good but I liked Hokum and Bring Her Back better

>>220767770
>extremely predictable
I think cinema needs more predictability. This had good performances and ratcheting up the tension. The reason why the mainstream blockbusters failed wasn't just because of culture wars politics (although that is the main issue) but subverting expectations and other hacky practices are a direct result of people terrified of tropes. Predictable done in a good way is better than desperate attempts at trying to be different because it's narratively satisfying. (And most of the time when they try to be different they just fall into some different trope or culture wars narrative bullshit.)

>>220771554
She's not possessed it's just typical cursed monkey paw. He wants her to love him more than anybody in the world but that blurs her reality of self. One of the first things out her mouth is how, "My cat died," when she meant his. Her separation between self has completely gone which creates a new personality to meet the criteria. Then her original personality was at times fighting back which was causing the tension. Wanting to be loved more than anyone else could have all manner of bullshit. I think she became a reflection of all his inner turmoil and deep down bullshit. Because that's the love he thought he deserved.

>>220771617
The friend was also literally doing the same thing, he also didn’t believe it would work and blurted out the first thing that came to his mind, so taking into account the set of totally random things he could’ve blurted out, he actually didn’t believe pretty well. Some people could’ve asked for $20 in his position

>>220769778
She's hot af in the movie, there are several lingering shots where you are just staring at a perfectly perportioned chick ready to make a deal with the devil.

>>220767496
The only good part about modern horror movies is the "how to beat ____ movie" guy on youtube

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>>220767764
Woke NPC take.
Latinas owe all white men sex.

>>220774954
I love her personality in real life. I would play video games with her.

>>220767569
Found the rapist.

I think Nikki was already into him.
>She said he was the only one she could talk to about this stuff (in the car).
>Got upset at him especially calling her Freaky Nikki.
>Ian tried to sabotage him multiple times because of his own jealousy because they had stopped hooking up.
I think Ian knew she had feelings for him.

>>220774966
Sometimes its about execution and not coming up with a original new plot

>>220774056
>launder
Why bother? Declare it on your taxes, preferably after establishing residency in a State with low taxes of its own, pay taxes now do whatever the fuck you want

>>220775884
We need more latina threads on /tv/

>>220775777
Ive made some really retarded wishes, I 100% would walk away hung like a horse which is really not worth it. I will make only good wishes from now on

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>>220775914
Ian angle might be wrong because he and her had broken up months prior.

>>220776042
wtf I love T50s now

>>220772708
yeah, I knew somebody that have vague recallings of being abused in their childhood and had the full diagnosis, if they are young the memories get confusing but the sensations and the instability of their self are very apparent, it's like a superposition of a abrasive/powerforcelike version of their self to protect their inner self.

>>220775914
I think so too, Ian seemed to be sabatoging him. But he was really too weird to swing it. She asks multiple times and he denies romantic feelings. From what I've seen slow motion relationships are rare and both sides will know if they are attracted in the first few minutes or else there is too much friendship investment and its awkward aka frendzone.

>>220770770
Yeah that's the joke. The guy working at the store didn't have any regrets about using it to make a wish either since he was fine with selling them. It's genuinely so easy to use it to make your life better but the protagonist blew it and realizing he has only himself to blame is part of the torment.

>>220776114
yes, it feels really like protecting my inner self. The thing is, i can't really tell which emotion triggers it, sometimes its just a face or behavor of someone which makes me super paranoid.

>>220776225
why wonder, same goes with all the sleeping pills.

>>220772048
That's bullshit but I believe it.
>muh cat
>muh demon
Fags and old people who say that shit.

>>220774311
Fucking gay

>>220767496
I'm still confused on how Bear did anything wrong

>>220776413
as soon she gave him the cat to eat, he should have told his friend

>>220776413
He should have shot Nikki and collected the money from the other dudes house and covered it all up, the rest is monkey paw stuff.

as soon she put the cat on the floor with all the stuff

btw, why was a dead cat the whole time in his appartment?

>>220767569
It's a basic premise, does it well enough, but the acting and writing is really good. I really liked it, but it isn't groundbreaking or anything exceptional, just a decent movie executed well. In 2026, that means it's at least a 7/10. I'd rather watch that than another sequel, reboot, or dead franchise tie-in. Something new and good with fresh good actors and directors.

>>220776499
As far as I know most people don't bury their animals in their yards any more. Public waste will take it if you double bag it and mix it with your trash. I have a gov sector security job and people leave dead cats and shit outside the building for whatever reason I tell the other people its voodoo rituals for a laugh.

>>220773665
Stop buying junk food. If you stop keep slop in your house you will stop eating it. Chew gum the next time you grocery shop.

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>>220776591
>Public waste will take it if you double bag it and mix it with your trash.
wtf

I would wish that the world was rewriten so that just before my birth all of the earth achieved end goal communism and I wake up in paradise

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>>220773593
>are a diamond dozen
u wot m8

>>220776591
Throwing a dead cat or dog away like a sack of rubbish feels wrong but I am not sure why.

>>220767657
I've seen more movies than you've had shits.

>>220776591
>most people
NO! This is a typical american thing. Same with all the drugs lying around everywhere and what not shit.
This whole movie is based on a guy who doesnt get his shitty life in order. The reason why the majority doesnt see it is because its typical american culture.

>>220769778
ANUKSUNAMUN!!

I liked curry barker before he became famous
his sketch channel is funny

>>220769824
To be a mutt is to be somewhere between life and death

>>220769148
Serial and milk was a fun movie too he did

>>220772048
I actually heard this already and like theory but it wasn’t what he was going for especially since Gen a boys like ai gfs

>>220772100
They looked but she settled down quickly

>>220772709
The latter is almost what happened but he swallowed the pills preventing it

>>220772731
Her personality is cute in real life so she won me over

>>220773689
Magic over riding her personality

>>220773861
She wasn’t possessed curry already debunked that. It’s because one is over riding your self autonomy

>>220774055
We don’t have enough info to know if most wishes go bad at some point

>>220776413
He should put her into a psych ward after filling her spicy taco up

>>220777640
Her boobs are insanely good but she lost some from het weight loss

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>>220767496
i don't get how anyone could want a yandere gf. I'm a man and i have a literal stalker who has constructed an entire life about me and how we live together in an apartment with our dogs and a stove that doesn't work (but that I'm promising to fix) with her friends but i have never met or talked to this bitch in real life no matter how much she tries to enter my social media circle.

this is literally stab you to death in your sleep kinda shit and chancels want you to think that they are so lonely that they're willing to take that risk.

>>220777791
Because people are lonely

>>220767764
i saw someone else post earlier that the movie is a redpill for "just talk to the girl you want instead of wishing upon a star" and that sounds accurate.

>>220769824
gay larp. dead people turn blue.

t. someone who has seen a couple dead bodies

>>220777799
lonely enough to get stabbed to death while you sleep?

>>220777822
That may be a blessing for them

>>220767496
she killed his cat

>>220767626
this

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>>220777822
so be it

>>220767496
>>220774954
>>220776042
>>220777640
>>220778112
Inde owes me sex

>>220776700
Me too, especially when burying it is an option. I can’t treat a dead pet as trash.

>>220778112
She looks like Millie Bobby Brown if she had grown up to be pretty

>>220778257
she looks a cross between Dafne Keen and Olivia Rodrigo, with a splash of Jenna Ortega

>>220770264
I noticed that, too. Seems like kind of an umbrella parent while also being a self-seeking opportunist, living vicariously through his son's success. And Curry seems to be completely oblivious to this.

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>>220777822
Yes, please. Very erotic.

>>220775971
the IRS will be faggots and ask
>wait...how did you get this money? a .....monkey paw....wish? Yeah he's insane go put him in a pysch ward and take all the money for the state.

>>220778501
jeezuz, I knew Rowan's tits were huge, but not THAT huge

>>220775884
giwtwm

>>220775987
the number of latina threads is proportionate to the level of fetishization here. /tv/ is focused on flat-chested girls with male haircuts regardless of race.

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>>220778112
Wet hair and protruding nipples do it for me lads

>>220778501
mogging much

>>220778261
She looks like Dafne Keen + lasirena69

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>>220773593
> Why did he wish for some hole at all
It’s so obvious what a waste that is with 15 seconds of perspective
Plus wishing for anything else in this picture will probably attract a mate anyways, maybe not the one you want in the moment but that is target fixation.

>>220768365
The cat sandwich was too much for me and would be an immediate deal breaker.

>>220777791
That’s not what yandere is

>>220776549
>and writing is really good
The writing is fucking horrible. I keep seeing people say this and it blows my mind. How is the writing good? Not one action from any character is believable the entire movie, the only reason anything works is because the main girl is giving a really good performance. The plot is extremely repetitive and goes nowhere, just spins its wheels around the premise for 2 hours. The conceit itself is handwaved and lazy, the director actually explicitly confirms that its just bad writing by saying the wish isnt actually demonic or evil he just did a bad wish (completely destroying the logic of what transpires). Nothing interesting, surprising, or even scary happens the entire movie, the themes are left stranded at the 30 minute mark, and for a film made by a comedian it has almost no laughs. Genuinely what about the writing could possibly be seen as good?

>>220778501
Why are they wearing pajamas outside, is it thier bedtime.?

>>220772785
Favorite south park bit.

>>220774032
Nope, the helpline was a supernatural manifestation channeling into the realm of what was actually occurring to the real nikki.

>>220774684
Who?!

>>220776591
Nah, I still bury my pets for a sense of respect and wish for them to be in a dignified resting place.

>>220776413
Geez maybe when she kept acting psycho he should have gotten her help sooner.

>>220780024
It was novel and interesting?

>>220780376
>>220776591
I usually mail them to someone I don’t like,
Postage due

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>>220778209
Lost too much weight

>>220779999
This comic is retarded. True love is a lot more valuable than a wheelbarrow of cash (how much even is that? 1m or something? rofl you aint buying shit with that). A spaceship is borderline useless without other humans inhabiting space and building infrastructure (wow you get to fly to mars and uhhh hang out in an airless desert i guess). Superman powers is the only sort of superior wish.

>>220776053
The waitress at the start liked his approach, Ian talked him out of it. Ian told him not to do it as trivia night. Ian told him to call her Freaky Nikki which she hated. Ian told him that Sarah told him that Nikki friendzoned him. Sarah never directly said that to Bear. She did say that Ian thought Nikki was hooking up with him to get back at him. Ian clearly didn't want him to keep going. He acted defensive about it near the end. He also didn't invite them both to his party, yeah he claimed because she was acting weird but until that point he hadn't really seen it first hand.

>>220780393
I forgot that “good writing” means “novel”, in this case the absolutely novel idea of the monkeys paw. Even the supernatural horror is the same concept as Get Out (to be stuck in eternal darkness within your own body that you no longer control). And thats it by the way, the second the set up is established the movie is over, you can leave right there and easily guess what the rest of the movie will be and you are very much un-rewarded for staying and watching it play out. Even if it were novel and interesting (it isnt), that means it has good writing how?

>>220780784
Give me some examples of good writing. Do it, you coward!

>>220767496
Sae this movie with my gf the other day. We were both thoroughly disappointed. Not onky was it not scary and totally predictable but it kept doing this lame comedic relief thing with the girl doing silly/weird things or snapping back into her former self where the film makeds clearly expected the audience to laugh which they did a few times but when it fell silent it felt awkward and forced. Came off as a horror comedy that had no identity or coherence. I was thoroughly unimpressed. The main character is a disguised villain who is made out to garner your sympathy. Very boring movie with nothing happening. I have never sat through a movie that was more geared towards pepple born after 2005 what a shit culture-well these youngsters have to draw from

>>220768182
Jenna moss that bitch hard. Movie girl is literally just a set of tits. Thats it

>>220778626
IRS won't give a shit or ask how so long as Uncle Sam gets his cut. Some other agency will try to figure that out and it won't be based on basic questioning that you get in trouble

>>220780965
There's probably a big difference in experience depending on who you see it with. I can definitely see it seeming mostly comedic if you're with your girlfriend (that has a good sense of humor). I, however, saw it with my parents, so none of those silly parts really seemed silly in the moment, just extremely disturbing.

>>220780903
You mean actually good movies or other horror slop? Weapons had better writing, but I certainly wouldnt think of it as good writing. Horror movies, at least the way theyve been made for the past decade, are basically capeshit for artfags. They are bad, everyone knows they are bad, they have no value and are an aesthetic stain on society, but everyone has to pretend like they arent and ignore the fact that they are very very bad because they arent “supposed” to be good. You can enjoy the movie, I enjoy some horror slop, but there is absolutely 0 reason to pretend like the writing is good when, in this case, it is so egregiously bad.

>>220767569
>The only reason it's getting popular is because there's literally no average horror movies being released.
But there are? Weapons, Bring Her Back, Hokum, 28 Years Later, Sinners, Black Phone 2 just last and this year. You can seethe all you want about blabla theyre bad 80s better, but those were all highly rated by the normiecattle as well.

>>220769174
My girlfriend keeps pity farming me by asking if she's really as bad and crazy as Nikki

>>220767626
true terrifier 3 was 2 years ago now

>>220778209
Recast her as Tomb Raider, quick!

>>220780471
assuming largest stacks ($100 bills x 100), that wheelbarrow could easily hold $10-15 million. Also, that Millennium Falcon could be sold for a shit ton of cash assuming it remains functioning. Superman powers would be cool, though you'd end up on tons of military radars so your life would change significantly (not necessarily for the better)...
True love is the only worthless option since she will opportunistically suck the first black dick she can regardless of her feelings for you. The message in the comic is true and you are retarded.

>>220781000
IRS is overrated as fuck. Trump literally made them his bitches and never has to pay taxes again

>>220777822
Is that so surprising?
Women seek out the most dangerous men.

>>220767496
>Movie is literally just 'be careful what you wish for'

Holy fuck, this is the type of movie that's getting sucked off in modern day? Jesus Christ, could you be any more derivative?

>>220783111
>incel literally cannot comprehend the meaning of 2 words so he resorts to his bbc fetish
Many such cases

I fast forwarded through it
The last shot was good
A movie has no reason to exist if you can just fast forward through it and miss nothing and it was better as a 3 minute long movie

>>220778112
Does she hate bras too

>>220778257
lol no do you have autism she oooks more like dafne and Olivia

>>220775059
Truth nvke
Nailed it .

We really should do something about the low value negative and passive males.
It's an epidemic worse than cancer, the worst thing is they procreate by contact

They should be barred from using tech and communication entirely and sent to work camps for resources extraction or hard labor, and also used for harvesting organs

>>220767764
Why does every modern woman look and act exactly the same?

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>>220784502
>Holy fuck, this is the type of movie that's getting sucked off in modern day? Jesus Christ, could you be any more derivative?
You WISHED for something that wasn't a reboot, sequel or adaptation, anon.

>>220784938
Foids all share the same blood memory, they are almost a hivemind.
It's like how baby turtles know to run to the ocean instinctively.

>>220784950
Wishmaster is unironically way WAY more interesting that this garbage. What a crock of shit.

>>220767764
Foids being autonomous is a bad thing

>>220780019
The fucking standing in the dark honestly creeped me out more than the car thing.
The cat thing literally could just be the product of having an autistic/retarded gf the fucking weird dancing in the night??
Pure demon shit.
Get the fucking Holly water and the shotgun

>>220767764
You guys know that video with the kid in a classroom calling people chuds? I was reminded of that recently and it dawned on me that he says it in the same cadence someone would've said "stupid fucking fags" in the past.

>>220769985
Sometimes anon, dead is better..

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>>220778861
Granted, but you are a raging homosexual and even found it a little gross to be touching her, and the smell that wafted from under her dress also gave you the "ick"

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>>220784877
seems like it

>>220785279
If a woman does that leg hike thing I assume they are farting and honestly, women's allure magic doesnt hit as hard as it once did

>>220770770
if he asked for the billion dollars he wouldnt need to ask for nikki to "love him" lol. that and hed have a billion dollars so hed move on once he hit it. the fat friend was wise

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>>220767496
I loved how demonic Nikki looked near the end when her eyes were red

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>OBSESSION goes crazy this Tuesday and increases over 50% from last week.

>It’s now tracking to outgross its $17.2M debut again on its third weekend. A phenomenon!

wow

>>220767626
there’s barely any horror retard, 50 minutes is just yapping and relationship drama, it’s garbage, just say you don’t actually like horror movies

brrips out?

>>220772048
Or they just copied this idea off an old Buffy episode.

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>NoooOoo not the gluck gluck gluck again, you've already swallowed my nut 3 times

>>220767496
What an absolute piece of shit this film was

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Saw this last night, theater was filled with zoom zooms, median age 19 and it was completely full too

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>>220779999
I still would've wished for love desu

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>>220767764
There is no such thing as female autonomy. Womens rights exist due to luxuries afforded to them by male sacrifices. Their freedom is allowed not won. Even this strange yandere dynamic exists as a consequence of this current power imbalance. If things were as they should be men wouldn't dream of being an obsession and women would read less fiction about fucking monsters

>>220770008
This excerpt the reality of the situation is even bleaker than this

>>220785337
he got shot because he barged into private property. Not too smart

Reminder none of this would have happened if Sarah didn't have all that dumb shit in her face and Bear had no problem seeing her as a potential partner.

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>>220786745
tru

>>220787422
Really hate these foids

>>220787398
reminder this wouldn't have happened if Sarah replaced the trips to McDs for some trips to the gym. She also should've never gotten those ugly skank tattoos either.

>>220787349
>t. is unable to relate to the concept of having lifelong friends

>>220786055
Realistically, what could Sarah have done in this situation?

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>>220787674
Sarah's personality made her attractive. She also had hobbies like her art.

>>220787422
Eww her nose hole is slightly askew 2/10

>>220787743
Lulu Chu esque

>>220785648
Curry won

>>220787025
bro is chudding out

It’s obvious haters in this thread haven’t seen the movie

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>>220767496
me in the back

>>220787743
someone in Asia, a long time ago, decided that round faces were hot and had a lot of round faced children. Lot of asians will get as skinny as possible but still keep that round face, until they go crazy and have jaw surgery. Sure, Sarah's actress could be healthier, but there's also a genetic component to some extent

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THEM <3

>>220767496
yeah it gets tiring or at least that's what my friend told me

>>220767496
it's a zoom zoom's first dip into a Stephen King short story

>>220785648
Crazy latina gfs is a very relatable concept.

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>>220787743
>her art