Will Jules get a happy ending ?
>>220781570there's a 58% chance
>>220781570does that mean raped beaten up and set up on fire?i hope so
>>220781606>>220781666Not funny.
>>220781676If it's any consolation to you the actor is living a great life, which is a much as anyone can hope for.
>>220781676it wasn't meant to be funny faggot
>>220781702hunter would have a better life if I was the one giving "her" a mating press every night
cringe show. only worth sweeney tit webms
>>220781719you should give a mating press to the asphalt starting by a 11th floor at least
>>220781754sorry, I'm not catholic
>>220781750you're cringe
>>220781676FOUR MORE DAYS UNTIL THE ACKENING
>>220781570He kills himself and leaves behind a painting of a biological woman instead of the futas he kept drawing
>>220781570>killed by the guy>killed by the guys wife>Rue finds the body>police show up and arrest her and charge her with the murder
>>220781570So that’s why they’ve basically written Jules out of Euphoria, she can’t present as a woman anymore.
>>220781797Nah rue *sigh* somehow escapes the shootout and gets crooted by the FBI, this is how we get True Detective season 5
>>220781814well first of all Jules is still in Euphoria, and second the character was always a tranny>present as a womanlooks hotter than ever though
>>220781814The balls finally dropped, much to Based Sam's delight.
>>220781676Very funny
>>220781833right up until he speaks
>>220781766This shit is gay as fuck. No wonder you fags love it
>>220781814apparently they cut a lot of her stuff this season because most of it was gratuitous sex with Sam from True Blood
>>220781860
>>220781860robbed of kino
>>220781893Good. Go watch gay porn somewhere else, fag.
>>220781906heckin degenerates? on my wholesome /tv/?!?
>>220781906It's all rather blasé because zoomers and alphas are sexless, have to resort to old Kimber James videos nowadays
>>220781855Hunter's voice is pretty nice actually for a tranny. Most sound much worse. I downloaded like 50 tranny javs recently, deleted all of them cuz they sucked. And the voice was the main reason for most of them. Japan is still far behind in this field. >>220781858>a man and a womanhow is that gay
>>220782018>Hunter's voice is pretty nice actually for a tranny.he's no daisy taylor
>>220782018>A man pretending to be a woman and a woman so disgusting she just looks like a man is not gayGo fuck yourself
>>220782042Daisy sounds manlier than Hunter though. Especially in the more recent porn. Ella Hollywood as well. >>220782062now you're just splitting hairs
>>220782143You'd think troons would understand women are meant to be seen not heard, but here we are
>>220781833According to a convincing-sounding leak, Jules will have been written out of Euphoria in the next episode (assuming it gets an s4 and this isn't the end for the whole thing)
>>220782430the preview for the finale called it a season finale, which could mean nothing, but this season has never been marketed as the final one or anything
>>220782430would be kinda funny if they Poochie'd jules
>>220781570>>220781676>>220782018My wife
>>220782507Why are you lying? You are not married to her
>>220782455they already did that with the black guy and the fat girl
>>220782543It's ok my wife knows.>>220782545black guy didn't die he just became a gayfag after realizing girls are icky, fatty went on ozempic and probably died tho I'll give you that.
>>220782545Those two simply disappeared and could theoretically return, it's not impossible. Unlike with, say, Nate. Or what seems to be coming next
>>220782567>black guy didn't die he just became a gayfag after realizing girls are icky,is that what happened in real life? because the character just completely disappeared at the beginning of season 2 after taking nate to the hospital it would've been less jarring if he just hadn't been in that episode at all
>>220782018the video didnt play when i first tried to open it, and was just stuck on the first frame, and i thought it was meant to be kinda like a troon caricature.
>>220782599He had a gay spiritual awakening after the hazing, now he's fugging that latino twink
>>220782625oh, right that guy also just disappeared after permanently ruining rue and jules' friendship lmaoI think the actor is still fucking hunter irl tho
Smile 3 starring Hunter when ?
>>220781570I paint but it's never all dramatic like that. I just sit at my desk or on the couch. Hollywood always makes us look like such faggots.
>>220782694that's why no one will remember your name
>>220781570Will Hunter's parents quit crying themselves to sleep every night?
>>220781766That doesn't seem like appropriate attire
>>220782732Why don't the boobs dangle?
>>220782143It's incredible how a literal tranng can act in a scene like this, acknowledging everything about transitioning is unnatural and chemically induced, it's even shown that's it's just a fetish for the both of them as the guy is literally shaking seeing that Hunter never went through puberty because he was molested as a child and began transitioning before it could happen. The scene literally spells out everything wrong and disgusting about transitioning and that it's only done as a sex thing, and a tranny is ACTING IN THAT SAME SCENE. And yet there's no ability to self reflect. Its honestly incredible that something so satanic could be made and broadcast without widespread anarchy.
>>220782876Maybe lobotomies could cure this.
>>220781570>Will Jules get a happy ending ?Thank god no, spoilers are out, he kills himself at the end by slashing his wrists in the shower after making a self-portrait with a vagina instead of a dick.Good riddance.
>>220782876you ignore the possibility that hunter, as literally the most famous tranny on planet earth, just enjoys being a sex object for chasers and likes getting pounded in the assit's like a black guy playing some wokeslop civil rights role, at the end of the day he just goes home to his white gf/wife and spends his money
>>220782876it's more incredible that you think they don't know this
>>220782876ACKing or not, I definitely feel this will be Jules' final episode. There's really nothing else to expound upon with a tranny prostitute. >b-but Jules could.... find another rich daddy! And then uh...
>>220782649Do you see me now?
>>220782935Would appreciate it if more troons were this honest
>>220782143Isn’t Ella/Jean Hollywood a literal pedo who got caught up in the goonclown scandal?
>>220783027if that was true wouldn't she be in jail? i just checked her X and she posted a video with a fucking machine 5 days ago so i am guessing no
>>220781570I’d be amazed if Jules even shows up in the last episode
>>220783055>wouldn't a discord degenerate go to jail for "gooning" with underage people?I would estimate that about 99% of the time, no, they wouldn't
>>220782649>5 minutes into shudder and chill she (male) give you this look, wyd?
>>220783075lol ofc she will>>220783083if not in jail = innocent, easy>>220783085bring out the baby oil
>>220783075Trapped as a sex slave under Mr Family Guy, will be holed up in the penthouse drawing penises. Rue will just get bored of the chase.
>>220781570I'm seriously sick of people acting like this man doesn't look like a man. Is there some kind of phenomenon where if you keep thinking something then you eventually believe it or is everyone just full of shit and outright lying? It's like how everyone compliments fat women, do they genuinely believe the shit they are saying or what?
>>220783119just don't think about it
>>220783119nigga, get over itlittle slender pussy boy fags have existed for a billion years, giving them fake tits doesn't change anything, people still just want to dick them down
>>220783119It's more about angles and lighting and praying hunter doesn't have many speaking lines.
>>220783119Believe it or not there are several discord trannies who think they're owning the chuds by posting this dude and pretending like it's normal.
>>220782876If anything hunter knows IRL that she isn't normal. That shizo notebook page spells out she's very aware of all of this, probably moreso than the majority of trannies on earth.
need a jules mass shooter arc in season 4
>>220783228need a jules onlyfans arc in season 4
>>220783239best I can offer is legalporno gonzo shoots
>>220783228Unironically he'd be great casting for the assassin in the charlie kirk movie.
>>220783228need a jules legalporno scene
>>220783415only if Pattinson plays kirk
>>220781978Is that the one who cut his dick off?
>>220783942worst day of my life when I found out
1.78m You aren't shorter, are you? Embarrassing!
>heh nothin' gay about liking a feminine tranny>NOOOO DONT CUT YOUR DICK OFF NOOOO lol
>>220782018LOL at people fooling themselves into thinking this man looks at all like a woman. He looks like a faggy dude through and through, no matter how much his mannerism try to copy how a little girl would act.
I love trans women so much it's unreal
>>220784009ok baby hit me up when that festering wound can start growing children
>>220781676dios mio
>>220784028nobody cares
Theory they kill off or comatose the entire original cast and alamo group and all the new characters this season go onto the next season.
>>220782143The first ten seconds of this is like the intro of a serial killer in a horror movie haha
imagine cupping Jules' bulge
>>220783980His turned out about as well as I think you can hope for it to and it's still horrifying. A dick doesn't have the same placement on the pelvis as a vagina so it's just a hole where his dick used to be lol
>>220784109I don't think they can stretch out a race war for two whole seasons. Finale will probably end with all sides dead and Lexi wins.
never change yourself for your fetish ,it't the same fetish that turned hunter into this
>>220784182>mfw
I love her.
>>220784526Too bad because she's already booked now and through the weekend.
Posts a pic of Hunter. 100-200 reps every single time. How does he do it?
>>220784752If we post hard enough then Sam will reward us with full frontal gock
>>220783119the point is you know he's a dudeif he was just a woman nobody would give a shit
>>220781702Yeah, he's doing alright.
>>220784946hopefully hunter gets a big movie deal someday and is able to retire on royalties, then the Nicholsonmaxxing can begin
>>220783119It's called Cognitive Dissonance.
>>220781570The older he gets, the more his features become more pronounced, stubbornly adhering to their inherent male firmness.
>>220781570that's a man
>>220785427ill believe it when i see it (the penis)
>>220785427a supremely buttfuckable one
>>220785427Jim Schaefer would have been the next Jared Leto
>>220785537nobody wants that
>>220781570something involving a rope, hopefully. he will never be a woman
>>220781702he’s a real up and coming guy
>>220785484why dont you fuckoff to >>>/lgbt/or better yet fuckoff back to discord. nobody likes you here
>>220785777unfortunately the fans of hunter on /tv/ outnumber you
>>220781570Best I can do is male pattern baldness and osteoporosis.
>>220785819Nope! Not even close!
>>220781766who the fuck dresses like that for a wedding
>>220785819Lolcows have always been fun to watch and see what happens, doesn't imply fandom
>>220785876yep, and it's not even closesee you for the next euphoria thread where you chime in every 30 points to call everyone fags or whatever
>>2207858192 people outnumber 1?
>>220786008>2 people outnumber 1?jesus christ what the fuck did i just write. it looks like it was written by a retard. oh well. today is a retard day.im sorry you all had to read it
Is this the thread?
>>220786065yes
>>220786065It should be
>>220782876>And yet there's no ability to self reflect.you're getting all your information about the world through the internet if you think trannies aren't self aware, a vast majority of them are incredibly kind and empathetic and just want to live life as a girl and not make a big deal out of it. Only the most mentally ill and unhinged ones and ridiculous situations get posted on the internet to be vilified
>>220787051Well jules was initially portrayed as this innocent angelic being you are talking about right up until we find out he fucked 200 men
>>220781766Moral degeneracy.
>>220787242Huh. What were the last 3 things you jerked off to?
>>220787051>a vast majority of themnogiven how many are active on the internet and what they do on the internet, vs. the actual population of trans people in general, the vast majority attention-seeking gooners
>>220787283>Playboy cover from my birth month/year>Asian tickle porn>amateur Mormon soaking TikToks
>>220781570That's a man
>>2207874902 out of those 3 are more niche than jerking off to the tranny from euphoria, unfortunately
>>220781766That negra is unbelievably ugly, holy shit
>>220785879Transvestites.That's why you don't see many of them being invited to weddings.
>>220787558Honestly it helps if you start envisioning rue as a dude
>>220781570is it just me or did this whole art thing come out of nowhere for jules characteri remember it being mentioned in passing in season 2 but its not like she was an artist in season 1 or 2, then its a major plot point in this one for some reason
>>220781570sure kekeke
>>220787637shes a big guy (for them)
men that pretend to be women are retarded and should be treated as such.
>>220787576It's a bit off-putting when they go to the grocery store dressed like dollar store hookers, I'm just here to buy potatoes man
>>220787636>S1 Jules fucks men and paints>S3 Jules fucks men and paints ???
>>220781570I can fix her
>>220781570>>220781676Poor lad has lost his youthful twink femboy face/body and the real man is starting to bust thru. i wonder if this is why the suicide rate is high. They look in the mirror and see the reality
>>220787689i dont remember any painting going on in season 1just men fucking
>>220787708blame Zendaya for having such an ogreloaded filming schedule it caused multi-year gaps between the seasons.
>>220787708the voice is getting pretty rough too
>>220787708Tbf he never even looked like a woman to begin with. You literally had to be gay to ever like him
>>220787637>do you see what he has to do to rival but a fraction of our power?
>>220787637claiming left
>>220787637POV: you are Elordi
>>220781570Yes.***SPOILERS***Jules marries me.
>>220787944speaking of spoilers it's actually quite impressive how tight of a ship Sam runs, the boys finale was revealed at least a month before it aired
>>220781666
>>220787944Wrong. He goes to a Chinese massage parlor and gets a happy ending.Then gets murdered by whatever because I don't watch this shit.>>220787985>The writer burns the effigyWhoa, such tight writing!
WHERE'S HIS FUCKING DICK
>>220787670I suppose we should just be thankful they aren't murdering people and wearing their skins like in the old days.
>>220788041The entire last episode had an organic sense of dread even before the snek went down the poop chute
>>220787442>attention-seeking goonersthis isn't exclusive to trans people kek, everyone is rotting their brain with porn right now and saying anything to get engagement online
>>220788104yeah except the vast majority of regular people aren't using twitter everydaywhereas the vast majority of trannies are, and most of those users post hentai all day long
>>220788052Tell that to xir's grandma who died of suddenly and coincidentally bequeathed all her mothballed dresses to xir
>>220781570If we don’t see her throbbing erect cock drooling precum this season WE RIOT
>>220788203Zendaya will also be in the same scene.
>>220787637I just wish the one on the right went nude
>>220788257>nooooo not a biowoman! anything but that!kek
>>220781702That does make me happy. I don't believe you, but the thought makes me happy.
how do jules and rue have sex? does rue suck his dick? can jules get an erection and cum in her? im baffled
>>220788470The happy ending we all deserve is Jules impregnating Rue and they go back to traditional gender roles.
>>220782924Any other spoilers? I cant wait until Sunday /tv/ros
>>220782876What's incredible is that you think that's incredible. >DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TRANSEXUAL AND HAD TO GO THROUGH A WHOLE BUNCH OF MEDICAL STUFF TO LOOK THE WAY YOU DO?!?!?!?!Umm... yes? I had to actually live through it, it's was really hard, super expensive, and people like you seemed to be dedicated to making it even harder than it needed to be. You want to "tell the truth" about trannies, but are somehow offended when we tell the truth about ourselves.
>>220788626You made many a jewish doctor's payday
if Jules dies they'll need a token tranny for season 4. I vote for Kai
>>220781570mutilating your body and crossdressing is such weird attention seeking behavior
>>220788626and how much hentai do you consume on a weekly basis
>>220783119The absolute state of zoomer masculinity in 2026
>>220783119it's sexier if they look a little masculine, you homo
>>220781570Hope not.
>>220788714Very ironic using Buck Angel here considering he's completely against the modern day tranny movement and they hate him
>>220788640Nigger please, only retards pay Jewish prices for sub-par work. Every tranny goes to Thailand now. >>220788698None at all. I no longer have a male sex drive and I don't miss it for a second. I consume a decent amount of cock tho, being that I am a sex-haver.
>>220788776>heCome on, faggot.
>>220788777>I no longer have a male sex drive and I don't miss it for a second.oh, right, because women are chaste angels who don't ever feel lust at the cost of dignity or responsibility
>>220787708this is why they should transition back and get married and have kids
>>220788776That's not actually true. He's a transmed. What he's against is the gender queerists claiming transgenderism for wokepoints. Basically all the freaks and pervs and weirdos you hate, transmeds hate them way more. This is the problem with the conversation always being about transexuals instead of with transexuals. Most people don't hear the transexual perspective, they just hear Fox News debating Radfems on Gender Theory. Meanwhile any transexual who's thought about it (and we all have) that gender theory just doesn't make sense.
>>220781570the show is a comedy and the drama is the comedy, so no nobody gets a happy ending
>>220788805Oh I feel lust, like constantly. I just don't have to jerk off to porn three times a day. By the way your vagina is showing.
>>220788874I don't think you can jerk off three times a day
>>220788657basado
>>220788890Lmaooooooooo look at this low-T ass
>>220788973No, retard.YOU (you) can't jerk off three times a day.
>>220788890I can't. I'm lucky if I can manage a semi once a week. And I get nothing from it so I don't do it. Like it feels good, but it doesn't actually reduce arousal, if anything it makes it worse. >>220788973It's not low-T is Y-chromosome deficiency syndrome. Full freudian penis envy. You can tell by the way it posts, laden with misandry but zero misogyny. It doesn't hate hunter because she's trans, it doesn't believe in trans, it hates hunter because in its mind hunter is a man, and it hates men.
>>220788657Liev Schreiber is in the Epstein Files btw.
>>220789001Did it yesterday no problem
>>220789104pics or it didn't happen.
Something so human about Cassie despite being a caricature buffoon this season. I get anxious when she's getting into a dangerous situation.
>>220788812There's actually a really good book called Detransition Baby about someone who did pretty much exactly that. Sad ending. All trans stories are tragedies.
>>220788538That's not a happy ending but it would be FUCKING KINO BEYOND IMAGINING!The next season would be Jules living as a single mother with a mixed race baby and having to deal with all of that shit while also being trans, while Rue keeps trying to earn her way back into her child's life even though her bipolar and drug addiction makes her completely unsuitable as a parent.
>>220789045No, retard.I'm a 33 year old man and I've jerked off to hunter dozens of timesBut unfortunately for you, I still don't think of trannies as being human.And my ultimate point was that you can't jerk off because of the damage done to yourself, but obviously before that you were a perverse hentai addicted teenager
>>220789365Basically the Odd Couple but heterosexual
>>220789385I don't believe you. You type like a female, you think like a female, you argue like a female. And even your relationship to your own sexuality is a female's idea of male sexuality.
>>220788850>thats not true>What he's against is the gender queerists claiming transgenderism for wokepoints. Basically all the freaks and pervs and weirdos you hate, transmeds hate them way more. So...he's against modern tranny shit
>>220789418None of that is true, but you obviously believe it given how hostile you are.This started because you claim to not be a fucking retard who took your fetish too far, meanwhile every single post you've made after that has proven you false.
>>220789414Nah, it's Euphoria, you've got to make it all stylistic and moody. The next season definitely begins with Rue on a ledge somewhere explaining why she's lost the will to live after ruining the only good thing she had in her life (her relationship with Jules) because her fucked up brain won't let her have a normal life. And there would be a kino scene in episode 2 where Rue has caused a scene outside Jules' house and the police get called, and the dumb fucking cops are trying to figure out how two women have had a baby, so Jules has to explain that she's the father, even though she is in all other senses the baby's mother, and Rue, even tho technically the mother, is really taking the role of the deadbeat dad. This sort of thing is what makes queer fiction so good.
>>220789419>modern tranny shitThis means something very different to me than to you. >>220789486>angry female noisesGo makes some art with your period blood or something.
>>220789537>This means something very different to me than to you.>btw I compulsively suck cocks and can't really cum anymore, but it's not like trannies are weird or anything
>>220789568>female tries to follow a conversation>failsNever seen that before.
>>220781570He'll die on the operating table during bottom surgery.
>>220789608still not femaleand how are you not just another example of modern tranny shit (degenerate discord coomers)are you suggesting you were not molested by an adult when you a child or young teenager? and it does still count if it happened over the internet
>>220789503Nah a sitcom would allow for more depth via hijinks and situational humor
>>220789678it did have some of that in season 1, but this show fell off a cliff with season 2 and then season 3 fell off a different cliff
>try to discuss the show and speculate on the finale>thread devolves into tranny slap fightingEveryone involved needs to kill themselves
>>220789815zoomer chuds are more annoying than regular chuds
It's so sad what it's done to itself. Disgusting perversion. What a lost soul. Hopefully he finds himself and turns back to the light. Or, 59% soon I guess.
>>220789815You first, tranny simp.
People online complaining that this season doesn't have enough Jules...she's a tranny making bad art and turning tricks. It's the most realistic plotline in the show.
>>220789678You can't tell a trans story as a comedy. You CAN'T. It doesn't work. It just turns into Kilnger from Mash. You can tell gay and lesbian stories as comedies, but ultimately merely being trans is tragic. The only exception to this rule is in the style of What It Feels Like For A Girl. Which is the story of a tranny pretransition who eventually figures out how to be right with herself and make peace with her nature, the story ending with Paris Lees begining her transition in earnest. Trans women don't get happy endings. We get happiness, but the next day we wake up and we're still trans. And it sucks being trans.
>>220781676I'd date her, I don't give a fuck
>>220789846I dont give a fuck about the tranny subplot I'm watching for Cassie
>>220789881Stunning. Brave !
>>220789865Nobody is disagreeing with you. It is BY FAR the best plotline of the show. And so far it's managed about 5 minutes of total runtime.
>>220782737Pretty sure they're the one's that transitioned him
>>220789897It's not entertaining and doesn't fit into the other high concept Western theme of the rest of the plot.
>>220789891>I'm better than you, I like the coalburner
>>220789891Just watch the webms of her tits. That's the story any way. If you wanted to tell the story of a tik-tok influencer who gets sucked down the onlyfans to sex work pipeline you could tell that story, but Euphoria season 3 isn't.
>>220789869jeez lol no wonder even the gays are getting sick of your shit
>>220789915Guess we wait for jules to inevitably become Alamo's designated dickdirl
>>220789915>high concept Western themeThe WHAT?This is supposed to be a high school drama about a neurodivergent drug addict lesbian and her trans girlfriend. Picrel is the theme of the show. You're talking about a shitty ripoff of a tarantino movie.
he's going to shoot up the school
>>220789961Nope. The show isn't for (You) anymore.
>>220789925That's not what's going on. Don't try to understand queer politics if you're not queer. You don't have the time.
>>220789964How s2 should have ended but I still appreciated the play scenes.
>>220789994I always thought 13 reasons why would have been viable after season 2 if Tyler had have shot up the school dance.
>>220789992He still can't accent this haha>>220789993the queer politics being troons equate their struggles to blacks and are probably more loyal to BLM than to the rainbow flag
>>220790032*ACKcept
>>220789992It's not for anyone any more. Coomers are jerking off to the webms, the people who actually liked the show checked out after episode 2, the alt-right incels the show in inexplicably pandering to have zero fucking interest in a show about a black lesbian trying to negotiate a gang war between a nigger pimp and a gang of neonazis. You went full Potato Sam. Just hire me as a fucking writer already. You can take the credit just let me fucking write it properly. I guarantee you it will have more sex and scandal than your average saturday at the BDSM club.
>>220790110I like this season though. Just how I liked the first two. It's the most important television I've seen since Twin Peaks: the Return which was also similarly alienating to its existing fanbase.
>>220788714This is how basic biology defines it. XX or XY. That’s it.
>>220790032Why should I be loyal to either? That's probably the thing I resent most, that in order to just be trans I must also be a fucking radfem marxist whateverthefuck left wing idiot. I've been on 4chan since 2023, what do you think my politics are?
>>220790110>the transgender sex worker shall have... le more sex scenes Jules can be anything even president of the United States of America or become an astronaut but then the reality sets in.
>>220783119It's funny that his actually biological sisters framemog him thoughbeit (even though they are obviously women). So he does seem to be surprisingly feminine for his given genetics. He's obviously a man though and I don't deny it, but some people are into androgynous/feminine men
>>220790145>coooooooooope>>220790150>basic bitch biologyBecause brains don't have a gender amirite fellow radfems?
>>220790110>the alt-right incels the show in inexplicably pandering towhat in the fuck are you talking about retardI'm sure I'd qualify as an alt-right incel in your retarded view and the show is not pandering to me
>>220787242You'll survive sweetie
>>220790145It has crystal clear artistic vision and anyone who can't see that is not ensouled or so far gone into looney troon land that their heart is no longer open. EUPHORIA: THE RETURN 3.0 + 1.0: THRICE UPON A TIME
>>220790154I'd argue all humans crave community, except apparently trannies who even detest other trannies. Best they stick to porn or whoring, out of the public eye for the better
>>220790185>Because brains don't have a gender amirite fellow radfems?they don'tyou were just raped, that's all
>>220790155Yeah the reality of being trans where you have exactly three career paths open to you. Computer programmerBeauticianSex workerThis is a meme in transexual fiction. Once you scream at me>OMG DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE DIFFERENT TO EVERYONE ELSE AND LOTS OF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU!Yes. I have to live this life, why you care is the mystery.
>>220790195>Nate is the real victim>All women are either stupid whores or backstabbing bitches>TitsAnd that's the show.
>>220790260Only AGPs can be programmers. HSTS are doomed to be prostitutes. I'm assuming youre the former since you post on 4chan.
>>220790260Two of those three options don't involve a troon leaving their room at least and I can abide by that.
>>220790216>except apparently trannies who even detest other tranniesYeah that's often explored in transexual fiction. We hate ourselves, and then we see ourselves reflected in each other, so we hate each other too. We try not to, we don't want to, but we're all fucked up. >out of the public eye for the betterFemale this is 4chan and I'm anonymous. I'm literally sitting in a dark room in regional Australia at 6am. How much more out of the public eye do you need me to be?You come into the tranny thread to be offended by trannies existing. Maybe just hide the thread and move on with your life?Or is that too logical for your brain-thats-equal-to-a-mans to handle?
>>220790280>Nate is the real victimNobody cares, they made him a pathetic cuck loser>All women are either stupid whores or backstabbing whoresYou believe this is inherently a thing in "alt-right chud" media?Because I've never see The Real Housewives of (Insert Location Here) but I know a billion women have, and that what all those shows are about.>Titsyou have severe goonbrainMaddie was waifu on the show and she's ozempic'd the fuck out this season, Angel the stripper was the hottest woman to ever be on the show, and she murdered after one episode
>>220790357NTA but I'm the one you were calling a woman before as a cope, and now you're just doing it to everyone
>>220790357>How much more out of the public eye do you need me to be?Would prefer you stick to grocery delivery
>>220790409>You believe this is inherently a thing in "alt-right chud" media?No I believe Sam Levinson believes that because he's a hack. >you have severe goonbrainSydney Sweeny's naked tits have had more runtime that Maddie, Lexi and Jules COMBINED. >Maddie was waifu on the show and she's ozempic'd the fuck out this seasonYou know Alexa Demie is nearly 40 right? >Angel the stripper was the hottest woman to ever be on the show, and she murdered after one episodeHaha bitch got what she deserved amirite fellow chuds?
>>220790428Well maybe if y'all stopped typing like little bitches I'd stop calling you little bitches? >>220790431Lol I can't do that. Showing up at a strangers house as a non-passing transwoman? I'd be hospitalized by some psycho within a week.
>>220790475Sweeny has about as much talent as those three in just one boob
>>220790504Not that you'd know it from this show. She was great in Americana tho.
>>220790499No I mean having groceries delivered to your house. That way children can accompany their parents to the supermarket without being exposed to a grown man wearing fishnets and heels in the cereal aisle.
>>220790535Sorry, do you not get groceries delivered in 2026?
>>220790554No I'd rather not have Sanjay handle my cantaloupes.
>>220790584Okay. I'm not sure how any of this is supposed to add up to a W for you, and I've stopped caring. (dafug are we discussing the race politics of grocery shopping for?)
>>220790475You sound like a fucking retard with all those points.But I can see your faggy ass simp shit still shining through>Sydney Sweeny's naked titsThat must be so rough for you. For obvious reasons. Unfortunately, alt-right chud that I am, her character means nothing to me because she fucked a black guy in season 1>You know Alexa Demie is nearly 40 right?I know she didn't need to magically lose another 15 pounds while already being pretty slim.
>>220790533Actually I think she's great in this show. She has a kind of humanizing vulnerability despite how campy her character becomes.
>>220790618Ah you caught me I was just messing with you to see if you were keeping score
>>220789365>>220789503And there's got to be a scene where Jules and the mixed race baby are confronted by other white women who don't realize she's trans and assume that she burned the coal and paid the toll.
>>220790692Time skip and the mulatto is seen posting white nationalism memes on /pol/
>>220790643>Unfortunately, alt-right chud that I am, her character means nothing to me because she fucked a black guy in season 1I know! It is stupid beyond imagining that Sam Levinson actually thinks he can sell this show to you. And that you're worth more than the audience the show already had. >I know she didn't need to magically lose another 15 poundsFat fingers typed this post. >>220790662She's literally a 2 dimensional cutout of a thott who looks just like Sydney Sweeny. >>220790665Can we talk about the show now?
>>220790766>can we talk about the show now?
>>220790766>Fat fingers typed this post.so when you signed on to be a tranny you also signed onto the "buccal fat removal isn't real" task force? interesting
Sam Levinson's next pitch>What if we made the Gilmore Girls super racist and also they're astronauts now.
>>220790849It's real, but why would you pay a Jew to cut on you when you can get peptides from China for the price of a decent lunch?What I'm saying to you is get on peptides and stop being fat.
>euphoria threads now devolve into two retards having a back and forth that changes nothing and goes nowhere'member when we used to have hunterposting instead?
>>220790888Chinese mystery juice vs a salad Call it.
>>220790888why are you upset by my pointing out that maddie is too thin?
>>2207909032020 hunterposting was cute and funny until we got 2026 hunter
>>220790940you mean peak?
>>220790940there weren't a ton of zoomers here when euphoria startedand the breaks between seasons are so long they come here and are shocked that the devilish nazis they heard about on reddit would watch a show like euphoria
>>220790911Mystery juice. MYSTERY JUICE!!Why torture yourself? You inject yourself once a week and a few months later you just don't feel like eating any more. It's anorexia in an injection that you can stop any time. >>220790912I'm upset because you made me think about your grotesque fatness
>>220790965You don't tho. None of you faggots are watching it, you're just watching the coomerbait memes.
>>220790968>internet tranny on 4chan calling others fattake a page out of maddie's playbook and start popping those dumb syringes into your love handles
>>220790997>you don't thoI do, and have since the first season.
>>220791020
>>220790965I assume the discussion then was about as circular as it is now. Just not a lot you can talk about when the show has about as many episodes as a single anime season
He should pivot to making surfer bro movies desu
>>220791057I already posted the meme about you, and your father, being homosexual so I don't know what to say to this.
>>220791065Well, season 1 was far more complex, both in terms of character depth and just number of characters, and it hadn't become predictable by virtue of being season 1Season 1 was also just much better than the following seasons
>>220791066ENTER: JIM "BRODY" SCHAEFER
>>220791066No she should tell trans stories. They're really good but you guys never get to hear them because cis people suck at telling them.
>>220791083I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, but I can tell that while I was watching season one of this show as it aired (like 8 years ago) you were probably 11 years old
>>220791097Season 1 absolutely fizzled out what are you talking about>jules I am going to ruin your life with CP>uh on second thought I'm not going to do that
>>220791137how is that at all relevant to what I said?do you think season 2 where nothing happened at all and season 3 which is a completely different show are better?
>>220791151You say S1 is complex. It's literally 90210 but with cocaine. S2 was an abortion. S3 is an actual concept exploring why the retardation in S1 and S2 don't work outside of a bubble.
his voice is hilarious
>>220791225>S3 is an actual concept Yes, the "concept" of True Romance but expanded into a TV show with gender and race-swapped leads and you're easily impressed by spectacle.
>>220791275Well yes I do appreciate good lighting, seems like the darkness trend is finally going the way of the dodo bird.
>>220791294And you obviously agree that season 3 just being a tarantino-lite ripoff is a bad thing and I was right about season 1 being the best, since you pointedly ignored that part of the post.I accept your concession.
>>220791125I wish. >>220791137That was awesome tho. That was Nate slowly coming to terms with the fact that he was in love with Jules in a queer version of an oedipus complex. Jules basically breaks the fuck down from the trauma of it and runs away.Leaving Rue alone without the one thing keeping her sober. And then season 2 just jumped the fucking shark and forgot all of that. >>220791225>It's literally 90210 but with cocaineKino>S1 and S2 don't work outside of a bubbleWhy did it need to work outside of its bubble tho?> S3 is an actual concept exploringYeah in a tarantino movie. Why does it have the Euphoria IP on it if it's got nothing to do with Euphoria? It would have been better if you'd just called it niggers vs nazis and went full blaxploitation.
>>220791330It's exploring what happens when dumb people who peaked in high school try to carry forward into their adult lives. Even Lexi falls victim and she's probably the most stable career-wise at this point. I guess folks wanted another season of high school bubble bullshit because they themselves never moved on.
>>220791386>It's exploring what happens when dumb people who peaked in high school try to carry forward into their adult lives.No it isn't. How the fuck do you even get to that? That would actually have been a good concept for season 3. But that's not what we got.
>>220791368Sigh. Nate wasn't gay, he realized his dad was not the hero he imagined and cucked out accordingly.
>>220791426>The guy who'd been jerking off to his dad's homemade femboy porn since he was 11 and had a phone full of dickpics wasn't gayThe lengths you hets can go to to avoid seeing gay is actually impressive. This is how xena managed 8 seasons with normies never noticing that she was clearly a lesbian.
>>220791386>It's exploring what happens when dumb people who peaked in high school try to carry forward into their adult lives.Except none of them peaked in high school except NateRue was known to be a burnoutJules was some random girl who only went to that high school for two years while everyone else had known each other since kindergartenMaddie was just the leader of the hot cheeto girl cliqueCassie was a semi-notable slutLexi was completely anonymous before the playMcKay disappearedCat disappearedFezco was 3/4 years older than all of them and dropped out of high schoolAnd it doesn't even make sense that Nate became so pathetic
>>220781666check'd
>>220791421>Nate, brawny retard who constantly uses his size to intimidateDidn't help him beat Naz, dead>Cassie, narcissist retard who constantly makes the wrong decisions Sold into anal slavery >Maddy, spiteful retard who constantly seeks to lord over someone Buckbroken by Alamo>Jules, lustful retard who constantly fucks married menWill be cut off from family guy bux>Rue, addict retard who constantly fucks over everyone Will be killed in the shootout >Lexieh I still thinks she wins.
>>220791480>you hetsSorry but I jerk off to tranny porn too but I'd never fuck one irl or a guy and while I've had sex very few times it's only ever been with womenIt's like jerking off to a crazy gangbang, I'd never actually want to participate in one myself
>>220791480It was literally spelled out for you that he was attempting to blackmail until he had a change of heart independent from Jules' actions.
>>220791481>And it doesn't even make sense that Nate became so patheticIt really doesn't. Nate tortured a guy into taking the fall on a domestic violence charge. And now his response to getting cucked by a building permit is to cry about it publicly?
>>220791505>Season 3 is dumb
>>220791528>23yo chud vs>experienced Armenian gangster with a henchman stronger than Nate
>>220791520>I'm sexually very repressedSad.>>220791524Yeah because he was in love with Jules but couldn't face that part of himself, so he responded as repressed queers do with anger and violence at the object of his desire. (been there, done that).
>>220791528Misread your post, but perhaps Nate should have bullied the council members with uh pulling a gun on them and uh somehow manage to escape the police.
>>220791583Ah yes I forgot Nate pulled the gun on Jules and not Maddy. Feel like that would have got Jules panties wet.
>>220788776>>220788850I'm confused. What is Buck's position exactly?
FUCK TRANS GIRLS
>>220791552>I hospitalized a guy I was blackmailing and got away with it. >But this bureucrat I need to approve my project is just too much for me to handle>I've repressed my emotions so hard for so long I'm completely unable to connect with my wife, but I'm totally going to cry in public now
>>220791552>experienced Armenian gangster with a henchman stronger than NateI don't believe that stunt actor I've been seeing in shows for 20 years is strong or faster than Jacob Elordi, actuallyYou know that's the guy who played the giant mexican gang killer guy on Dexter for like 2/3 episodes, right? He's like 6'10 or some shit irl and he was merely an inch or two taller than Nate, who is also like 20 years younger than himIt was comedically unbelievable that someone of nate's height and build was being portrayed in such a cartoonishly pussified wayIt's also ridiculous that he doesn't own multiple guns
>>220791585Yes. They'll have dirt he can blackmail them with, or a troubled kid he can take hostage, or some other shit. Blackmail, intimidation, coercion, power. That's literally the reason he was the villain of season 1. >>220791616Made my panties wet. >>220791626Complicated. Basically you're only trutrans if you're diagnosed as having gender incongruence and seek medical transition to live as a normal member of the other sex. Everything outside of that is fetish shit and has no place in LGBTQ.
>>220791649Yea you're right there's probably no armed security at that government hearing since no one ever would assassinate an elected official.
>>220791704>Nate is stupidHe's literally the ubermench. That's why his own father fears him. He had 12% body fat since he was 14, only dated the hottest girls even tho he didn't give a shit about them, captain of the football team, basically James Bond when he was a teenager. The Nate from season 1 would have at least TRIED to find leverage and use it to get what he wants.
>>220791704Why are you being disingenuous? The obvious thing would be to break into one of their houses and blackmail them, like what he was fully capable of doing as a 17/18 year oldGiven it's an elected official, there would probably be something to actually blackmail them for as well, but that also doesn't matter because Nate previously orchestrated an elaborate string of false witness testimonies so he could send a guy to prison for something he didn't actually do
>>220791740Well yes he's kind of an idiot for putting his faith into others, he's a pleaser after all. Even gave the snek a little cheeky peck.
>>220791778*for something that Nate himself did. Nate choked out maddie when she called him gay, then blackmailed Tyler to take the fall for it. 5 years later he's crying at a town hall because he didn't get his own way?
>>220791778Nate was also in highschool when that happened and had a lot more free time than he does an adult. It's kinda the sad part about growing up and moving on.
>>220791802He should have killed the fucking snake. I'm sure he knows how and he doesn't feel empathy for his victims. Instead he screamed like a girl and died like a bitch.
>>220791833He's got all the free time in the world because his job is sitting around waiting for planning approval.
>>220791861Ok but how would you realistically do that if you are 6'5" smushed in a 6'3" coffin
>>220791885Probably too busy drinking away the 30k a month Cassie was sending him, which would have severely impacted any manipulative tendencies.
>>220791887Snake puts head through hole, grab snake by neck, snap neck, drink snake blood to stave off dehydration. He's supposed to be a cold blooded sociopath.
>>220791833you're bad at this
>>220791924>ProbablyIn the alternate universe where Euphoria season 3 makes sense.
>>220791928>cold blooded sociopathnah just a dumb jock with daddy issues and a lot of free time, he didn't go to college so we can assume he wasn't at school to learn.>>220791935I'm not at all surprised you can't understand the facets of adult life and why high school bullshit doesn't translate to the real world.
>>220791992you're bad at this
>>220791999Ah but you love it
>>220791992>nah just a dumb jockHe's not dumb, he got perfect grades. He's literally mr perfect (except that he's repping his homo and and a complete psycho). He didn't go to college in season 3 because season 3 makes no fucking sense. I'm telling you, the only way to make season 3 make sense is the whole thing is a drug fueled hallucination by Rue who is high as fuck sitting in front of a TV at Fez' old place after she took over as the town drug dealer when Fez and Ashtray died at the end of season 2. It's Rue fantasizing that Nate died like a bitch because she hates him.
>>220791863>CAPUA! SHALL I BEGIN???You guys are so fucking retarded to fall for this fugly dude
>>220792112That's just the sopranos but with lesbians
>>220792185>that's just supreme Kino the likes of which has not been concieved by human minds beforeftfyDo I just email Samuel's agent or what? CLEARLY I need to be the one writing this shit.
>>220792266it's kino when it's an original idea, slop when it's used to retcon 2/3 of a series.
>>2207922961/3rd. Season 3 already retconned the other 2/3rds, I'm unretconning it.
Why are trannies so obsessed with ~canon~ and ~retcons~ ? Is it the AGP autism? Also you are not a lesbian you are a heterosexual male.
Next poophoria thread will be Sweeney-focused I promise.
>>220792432they cant help but go full sonichu agp and autism may just be the same thing
>>220792432I am autistic. I'm also exclusively attracted to men.
>>220792456Too late, it's Nate's turn. >>220790761
>>220792545eh I don't have to like it but I can respect it
yea nah it's way too gay in that thread, see you lads on Sunday
>>220792583Nate will still be gay on sunday.
>>220792616haha because he's stiff
