Robert Pattinson stars as Chris Hansenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrfrf53ttYY
so its going to be 20ish minutes of the show we know and then the rest is going to be typical a24 drama about the guy that killed himself?
>>220783483looks like kino is back on the menu
If they don't depict the Sokol catch I'm gonna be pissed
They don't have the confidence in normal editing so everything has to be done with shape layers in aftereffectsgrimI mean amv videos have been doing it for the past decade and it was passe 5 years agoplus they did it much betteralso fucking vhs filter on every fucking thing
>>220783602probably. I dont see how it could more entertaining then watching actual to catch a predator
will they expose it exactly as it is, namely entrapment?
>A24that's how you know it's gonna be as authentic as possible
>>220784288it ceirtainly seems to want to portray hansen as his team as somewhat grimmy ands scummy, you know, getting involved in all this dark shit supposedly for a good cause but really for views and their own egos. its obviously not gonna say the perps are innocent either though, including the guy that killed himself. in fact that guy was one of the worst, would rather die that face any jailtime and since he was actually important, it immediately shut them down. you can make an spectacle of the unwashed masses for years to huge numbers, not so much when you start messing with people that actually matter.
>>220784288Its not legally considered entrapment, no matter how much you want it to be. In truth the police do stuff like this all the time with or without some news team filming them. If anything to catch a predator exposes how the police and justice system is very flawed
>>220784288>hey anon it's your local police department>...hi?>hey there's a 9-year-old girl we want you to have sex with>no thanks>come on, just come over to this address and have sex with a 9-year-old>no
>>220783483........... why though? Isn't Hansen some washed up, past his prime, lying loser in debt up to his ears? Why give him the time of day?
The director is a documentarian I've never heard of, is picrel by him any good? The premise is intriguing
>post-credits scene >Chris Hansen is in his home at night after another successful sting operation >suddenly a voice from the darkness >"My my my, I am impressed" >"Who said that??" Hansen starts looking around frantically >"the way you put away those pedophiles? Mighty fine work" >Hansen grabs a baseball bat "Hey my family isn't home, so get out here and face me like a man" >"Oh see, I didn't come for your family, and certainly no little boy. I came for you Chris Hansen, or should I say l, Chris Handsome..." >out of the shadows walks Denzel Washington as The Booty Warrior
>>220784457>want to portray hansen as his team as somewhat grimmy ands scummywell, they were scummy
>>220783483>be Batman>portray Chris Hansen>instead of imitating Chris Hansen, imitate Heath Ledger as the Jokerwat
>>220783483Doesn't look like Hansen's nonchalant style of strolling in to own your ass with quips. More like some political strategist for the DNC convention. James Carville shit.
>>220784556STOP ENTRAPING ME FACSICT
I always did think Hansen had aura even if he is a scumbag. I think zoomers are gonna love this, especially cause its batman playing him. Yes there will be chris hansen sigma edits.
>>220784288it's not entrapmentyou don't know what entrapment iswhy are you mouth breathing morons so intent on defending pedos?
>>220784493>is very flawedthis isn't a flaw
>>220784885It's entrapment because people have reported the decoy *often* messages the suspect first. But of course they conveniently edit out that part in the shitty Christ Hansen show.
>>220785085still not entrapment
>>220785085>hey wanna fuck? i'm 14 btw>wtf, you're a kid! go play pokemon i'm trying to smash pussy with some hair on it how hard is that?
>>220785193see>>220784787
>>220783743he will appear in the post credit scene to hype up the sequel
>>220783483Remember that time Chris Hansen caught an 18 year old trying to meet a 15 year old and labelled him a child predator in front of the whole world?Chris Hansen is evil.
>>220783483Kino
Pattinson is still living off the good time hype but he’s been in nothing but clunkers for awhile now. What has been his last good movie?
>>220785273If thats how low the bar is for being considered evil, then so are most people. child rapists are the true evil at play here
>>220783483fiction will never surpass reality
>>220785331>What has been his last good movie?Harry potter 4
Cast him.
Two words: role playing chat room dude
Here's your main antagonist
>>220785559He was a pedophile, vincent ambrosio?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA30cz88eWE>he's 18 years old and he's been chatting online with a girl he thinks is...15!almost every single woman i know had a relationship like this. they were not traumatised/abused, it is entirely normal outside the US. in fact, this young man has now been made a public spectacle. this will affect his prospects (the thing Hansen feigns caring about). HE might need some professional help BECAUSE of this./tv/, i think Chris Hansen might not actually care about stopping child molesters.
>>220785837dont try to fuck girls in highschool then. Its not worth the risk
>>220785590Here's your post-credits cameo to set up the highly anticipated sequel
>>220785837whenever I hear someone talking about how normal pedophilia is outside the US, I assume you're Indian
>>220785193they do it to lonely autists who have probably never talked to a woman IRL and suddenly are receiving some attention and a chance to meet someone of the opposite sex.Also, wasn't the decoy pretending to be 15? That would be legal in many first world countries.
we're about to see a whole new wave of giant pedo hysteria once this releases
>>220785980>they do it to lonely autists who have probably never talked to a woman IRLthen how a come a lot of them are fathers, step fathers or have a woman? shit, there was a rabbi trying to fuck a teenager oncebut niice try defending your fellow "ephebophiles" bud
>>220784556I don't think the girls were ever 9. They were always at a good fuckable age.
>>220783808It's a teaser trailer. You're acting fucking stupid and out of touch.
>>220784846The fact that Hansen is a smug chad who doesn't have to resort to kids to get his rocks off is the point. He's dunking on perverts who go around the law to get laid.
>>220786017no, its probably not going to be that big of a movie
>>220786044Damn straight. I like girls 12-14 in the prime fuckable age. anything older then that is just disgusting.
>>220786092Hansen literally cheated on his wife with a woman 20 years younger than him. Yet he is ready to destroy the life of guys trying to meet a girl 2 to 3 years younger than them. You don't see the hypocrisy here?
>>220785443He'll be portrayed by Bob Arihttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt34206385/characters/nm0034642
>>220786034I'm not saying all of them were lonely autists, but some of them definitely were.
>>220785957it's literally not paedophilia. i feel pretty pearl-clutchy about (actual) paedophilia too. by which i mean, molesting/fucking kids. so it's pretty retarded you conflate (US) jailbait with going after little children.>eww 'Romeo and Juliet laws'? is it just me or is that a bit...icky?! i'm a 26-year-old Redditor and i think even 21-year-olds are children!age of consent should be 16. then they can go fuck grannies for all i care.
>>220786216>I alone will decide what the age of consent shall be >Coincidentally, it will be the age of children I wish have to sex with >Anyone who wants to fuck girls younger than me? They're the real pedos
>>220786157Zoomers are going to eat this shit up. A24, Robert Pattinson, Chris Hansen, retro y2k aesthetic, AND predator catching.
ROLE PLAYING CHAT ROOM, DAWG
>>220786216>age of consent should be 16and I think most drugs should be fully legal to buy. But you dont get to make up your own laws.
>>220785085>It's entrapment because people have reported the decoy *often* messages the suspect first.So you're saying you had no choice but to affirm your intentions to fuck the 13 year old since she messaged you first?
>>220786269This but without the pissy passive-aggression
>>220786460no you dont get it, I have to talk to her and show up at her place to teach her thats it not safe to talk to adults online. Im the good guy here!
>>220786444he didn't make it up though, it's 16 here in Norway and hell, even 15 in Denmark :^)why should the US be any worse?
If you dont want to have sex with 15 year old girls then your gay dude, just being real
>>220786493I really dont care, it doesnt effect me at all. no 15-16 year old wants to fuck me whether its legal or not
>>220785885It is in Minnesota, where the AoC is 16. Every girlfriend I had in college was in high school.
>>220786553see>>220786526
It's like they designed a movie specifically to generate memes on /tv/ YOU SICK FUCK posting is about to reach a crescendo
What's the deal with these Oppenheims of today?
>>220786686Imagine if they made a movie about burning local
will just increase indian hate.
chris hansen has nothing to worry about if he's being portrayed by the twilight fucking actor
I just found out it only ran for 3 years and 20 episodes? Why did I think it was some long-running show like Cops or something?
>>220783483whens the last time a film had such pretty use of color?????whos working on in the editing room on this!!! get him on everything!!
>>220785331has to be baitjust look at his filmography
>>220786836I am, where are all the good movies?
>>220786444>you dont get to make up your own laws.luckily, i don't have to. but if i was American i'd be pretty fucking creeped out. aren't you guys all AGAINST the church/state interfering with your lives...? practise your own religion/morality, that's not the same as laws.similar one: drinking. 20-year-olds in many states in the US cannot buy a beer. maybe it's more subtle, but you guys are closer to scary countries like Saudi Arabia or China than you might realise.
>>220786953and you arent allowed to buy any guns, and you have very strong anti "hate speech" laws. every where has its flaws. Like if said earlier in this thread not being allowed to fuck a 16 year old doesnt effect me at all.
>>220785559>>220785590>Don't that chat log look dusty...
What the fuck happen to A24?
>>220784668No. Stupid subject and felt extremely scripted. It's produced by the Safdie's, so it has a very specific cringe comedy tone (like The Curse, and their most recent HBO one, Neighbors).
>>220787040Remaining budget going to the Elden Ring movie
>>220787001>you arent allowed to buy any gunsi live in the UK. you can buy guns with a shotgun/firearms licence. my problem is with civil liberties. America has great founding principles (no sarcasm, it does). but then on a day-to-day basis you guys moan about a 15-year-old fucking?hell, even if someone actually breaks the law, so what? every 14-year-old British lad has had a beer outdoors. i lost my virginity at 16 and felt like a total loser (average age in the early 2000s was 15). the question is whether someone is harmed.what used to be considered progressive and pragmatic is now considered 'icky'. the Western world is intentionally regressing itself. next up: we'll ban gay marriage because 'marriage' is a heteronormative construct.
>>220785559
>>220787040Covid I guess? movies in general have really sucked since both covid and the last writers strike
>>220787127have fun paying high taxes and being invaded by muslims, bong. Its so worth it to be able to fuck teenagers, which you consider the height of any society or culture for some reason.
>>220787151>Wesley...
>>220787185i'm not a fan of my country anon, which is another weird America thing ('worshipping a dictator and/or your commie country? us American Patriots(TM) would never do that!')i do generally agree with the laws. i don't want to fuck teenagers, because i'm nearly 40 and that's not what i'm sexually attracted to. i would like 20somethings to not get in trouble for fucking 16-year-olds, yeah.
>>220785590PATTTIISSSSOOOOONNNNNN
>>220786870what do you not like and why?
>>220787316youre the big fan of robert pattison here. name some of his good movies please
>>220787372dramatenetlighthousebatmanmickey17
Another Pat kino on the menu? Sign me up!
>>220787484lighthouse is the only good movie here, and thats mainly because of willem dafoe
>>220785085it's only entrapment if the officer compels you to commit the crimenobody forces these freaks to go out of their way to try and fuck children
If zoomer pedo hysteria was about actual pedophiles it would be fine but they don't give a fuck about actual pedophiles and instead consider it grooming and pedophila when someone jerks off for Hatsune Miku or Amy Rose (they're hecking not canonically 18 year old!!), "pedo hunt" 18 year olds hooking up with 17 year olds and some go as far as seething about adult jokes and references in cartoons because "waaah you're putting sex references in something kids can watch you hecking pedo!?". Didn't these fucks grow up on Shrek movies? What the fuck happened? Is it really all woke femenism + sharty chuddism? I guess some millenitards also behave that way, like KiwiNiggers. It's awful and seems like a deliberate psyop.
>>220783483Movies like this don't come around often. I'd watch it again and again/
>>220784668This is good. The king dude is nuts.
>>220785085>the decoy *often* messages the suspect firstDo you do this often, go on the internet and just spread completely unsubstantiated lies that have no bearing in reality
what's the point of this as a movie? the show worked because it was real people.
>>220785590HANSON! YER YELLA BELLIED DOG! FILL YOUR HAND YOU SON OF A BITCH!
My only issue is that they often baited weird retards that would have probably been harmless losers that never acted on their pedophilia. On the other hand, these people are evil enough to travel to a kid's house to fuck them while their parents aren't home. You always wonder how good people actually are because apparently millions of guys were perfectly comfortable masturbating on omegle and chatroulette to young kids.
>>220783483Pattinson's accent was the cleanest, best pleasure.
Was this doc any good?
>>220784573There's an increasing cultural fixation on exposing pedophiles (look at the undying public interest in Epstein or how one of the biggest songs of 2024 was about accusing another rapper of being a pedophile) which has fueled the existence of copycat To Catch A Predator wannabe's on YouTube and TikTok. I think retroactively examining To Catch A Predator may be more relevant than ever right now, for both its good and bad aspects.My assumption is that the movie will get into the shadiness of the show and how their pursuit of sensational TV under the guise of justice actually hindered justice in many instances. There's obviously the famous incident with the guy killing himself that got the show cancelled, but also, every single person they arrested during the show's last season was never prosecuted because of the team's sloppy work. Seeing pedophiles humiliated makes you feel justice watching it in the moment, but really it makes things harder for law enforcement. Again, seems like a relevant message
>>220790543also chris hansen still does to catch a predator stuff, its just called something different now
hmmmmm
>>220790640Isn't that the guy that made the atomic bomb? I'm surprised he's still alive
>>220790698wow, he looks great for his age
>MFW no prime chloe grace moretz to play the decoy
>>220783483He's the only good actor alive right now.
>>220786213great actor, great voicehttps://youtu.be/Y8n0RgRHBlA
>>220790170this doc was good, and it's very likely the better telling of the story (with facts and footage) than a dramatic reenactment by the twilight guy
>>220791227hes not even the best british actor alive you fag
Gotta be the decoy!
>>220791227maybe of his generation but not alive cmon buddy
>>220788249every day buddy, it's called a hobby
>>220787484lost city of z is his best movie, although it isn't his best performance obviously
>>220785837my first gf was 19 when I was 15, no one gave a damn, shit was cash
>>220783483There's a man going around taking namesAnd he decides who to free and who to blameEverybody won't be treated all the sameThere will be a golden ladder reaching downWhen the man comes aroundThe hairs on your arm will stand upAt the terror in each sip and in each supWill you partake of that last offered cup?Or disappear into the potter's groundWhen the man comes around?Hear the trumpets, hear the pipersOne hundred million angels singingMultitudes are marching to the big kettledrumVoices calling and voices cryingSome are born and some are dyingIt's Alpha and Omega's kingdom comeAnd the whirlwind is in the thorn treeThe virgins are all trimming their wicksThe whirlwind is in the thorn treeIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks'Til Armageddon, no shalam, no shalomThen the father hen will call his chickens homeThe wise man will bow down before the throneAnd at his feet, they'll cast the golden crownsWhen the man comes aroundWhoever is unjust, let him be unjust stillWhoever is righteous, let him be righteous stillWhoever is filthy, let him be filthy stillListen to the words long written downWhen the man comes around
>>220787151>WHEN I WAS A BOY….CHRIS HANSEN…ENTRAPPED ME!
>>220787484>>220791227This guy is better then christian bale?
>>220787372>>220787484>>220792736Actually, Comsopolis, Good Time and The Childhood of a Leader are his best films
>>220787127anon you are being much too reasonable for this thread, you're only setting yourself up for disappointment this way
>>220787127I would love nothing more then if gay marriage was overturned, but even trump is for gay marriage. that shit isnt changing
>>220790640bella ramsey on hormones
>>220792788>The Childhood of a Leaderty I didn't know about this one
>>220792772he's 20 years younger, bale is a kino factory but soon he'll be out
>>220792872hes dying? hes only like 50
>>220792855It's a great film. Pattinson isn't in it enough though
>>220792913no lol, but he obviously won't be able to play the same types of roles he has so far, thus opening up that niche for Pattinson. Hopefully he keeps acting into his old age.
>>220783483Where's the fanart of Chris telling Edward Cullen to take a seat.
>>220793107pattinson is 40 already, hes not exactly super young. you guys really over rate this mother fucker
>>220793133huh, I thought there was a bigger age gap between them, my bad I keep forgetting I am also old and this isn't 2010
>>220787484None of those movies are good. I'll give him props for Cosmopolis though>>220790543>which has fueled the existence of copycat To Catch A Predator wannabe's on YouTubethis has been around for a while, here's a pretty good video on the topic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij06ti29M3s
>>220785919predatorverse capeshit stinger POGGGG
>>220783483kek its kino
>>220785590Is that Chris Penn?
>>220783483Who plays him?
will /ourguy/ make a cameo?
>>220785590Hold up
>>220785590I hope Timothy Oliphant plays him
>>220784668Jeffrey?!
>>220785559>>220785590Primetime 2: Latenight.
>>220792772shame bale didnt get into the odysseyfilmography wise... pattinson might be better if all his new stuff coming soon performs
>>220785085That's not what entrapment is, Christ among men you people are fucking braindead.
I heard about the show but how sting opreraition like this work in the court? doesn't it's considered entrapment?
>>220785837It's america too serious about 18?
>>220783602It has to be, that's the only thing that was at all notable about it. Or even dramatic. The actual content of the show was a laugh riot.
>>220794071Chris Roberts
>>220784556>>220784885>>220785193>>220787590>>220788249With entrapment it's about whether or not the person in question was going to commit the crime anyway. In other words, it's logical to believe in some of these cases these men would have lived their entire lives without touching a minor unless otherwise egged on by decoys. Nor is there even evidence that certain stings had intent to come there to have sex. This is the case with Joseph Roisman, a sting from the show, who actually decided to fight it in court instead of plead. The Judge threw the case out and called it entrapment, one juror even said she was going to vote not guilty based on the lack of evidence.
>>220798530i mean who victim here? an adult that pretend to be minor?
>>220791205theyll get florence pugh for that likeness
>>220790741Top kek
>>220799005Just need to feed her cheese hourly.
