This is my sea, my Artic
>>220789699>cuts in front of you at the chippy
Would
>>220789699It's problematic that a gay man is portrayed like this, because it exposes them. Harkonnen should have been straight
>>220789699*Arctic
>>220790111NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
>>220789699
>>220789699Is this the Blood Meridian casting thread?
>>220791522why do we get locked in the attik? so that we can learn to get ourselves out
Belugas are so cool. They can swim backwards and they can sing. Plus they are total bros who have never hurt a human, and sometimes bring us lost cameras and phonesThey probably think all that technology stuff is hella gay, but they’re all bros, so they support us anyway
>>220791881they can mimic human speech and use it solely to troll people underwater
>>220791600Batman Begin
>>220789699>Bring. The salmon. Back.
>>220789977CAM ON, SCOR SOME FACKING GOALS
>>220789699>>220789977>>220790111>>220791522>>220791600>>220792811checking these digits
>>220792811>you're 80 feet down in pitch black water>hear "hey buddy your tank's low" in a perfect human voice>turn around>smug marshmallow dolphin staring at you like picrel
>>220789699Based
>>220791881>>220792811>>220794263Didn't some of the DARPA guys training them to find mines during the cold war start getting spooked by how self aware their vocalizations were getting?
this is what all white people look like to us folks of color btw
More dolphin than whale really
>>220794333das ryte shieeeeet
>>220794333>gee golly mister!
>>220789699ok now I get that woman who had sex with a dolphin
>>220789699>>220794010>>220794378>apparently gigasmart>looks like a fucking retard???
>>220794414I think we look like retards to them too
They're creepy looking but I like that about them. They almost look like cartoon ghosts.
>>220794439maybe you..
>>220789699Squishy lil guys
I saw the belugas at the Georgia Aquarium repeatedly bang their heads against the glass over and over again. I thought they were going crazy in captivity trying to bust out but apparently it just feels really good to them to press their heads like that.Or that's just what they WANT us to think...
dumbass
>>220789699..my dinner
>>220794616>KYYYAAAAAAAAAA!!! S-Senpai don't squish my m-melon! >_<
>>220794616No offense but that thing's kind of dumb looking
>>220794616woudnt this be painful?
numbers of belugic proportions going on in this thread
>>220794616wonder how my dick would feel on that
>>220794995Educate yourself
>>220794414hes just like me..
>>220795183literally a melon head.
>My seven seas, my Antarctic, the blubber must flow
>>220795414>throws a few plastic straws in the ocean>fat fuck dies cos ooooh this water too spicyi just cant take animalniggers seriously, im sorry
>>220795288https://youtube.com/shorts/5Gg5R4B22qA
>>220795183>dude weed lmao
>>220794995They're a big guy...
>>220789699Am I the only who sees him folding his arms?
>>220794995for you
>>220789699Send word to the Baltic Sea.. begin selling tuna reserves.. but slowly. We don't want the price to fall>And the humans..?..kill them all
>>220794616Booba whale
>>220789699>Whatever swims in the ocean without my echolocation exists without my consent.
>>220789699>BANG BANG>CAM ON INGURLAND>SCOR SOME FAKIN GOALS
>>220795183If I pulled that melon off would it die?
>>220794995Nah if so he would run away
>>220789699What a retarded looking fish
>>220794995Extremely.
>>220794580chadren
>>220795948Dickhead dophin
>>220794616>let the bodies hit the floor>let the bodies hit the floor>let the bodies hit the floor>let floor hit the*ting ting* MMMMMOOOOODDDDDSSSSS
>>220794571>The Bene Gesserit must leave
keknice
the ningen legend comes from these chubby boys, right?
>>220791522>>220791600>>220792868kek lmao
Belugas are the Whites of the seas while Orcas are the blacks, dolphins are the browns, and catfish are the asians
>>220801277What you say about me, gaijin??
>>220794616S O F T
>>220801323Catfish eat anything just like asians
>>220801254Probably mermaids too
>>220794995he didn't swim so good
>>220794616imagine stabbing that lol
>>220801385I thought they couldn't help it? Like whales
>>220794317>>220791881>>220794509The Russians still use them for some kind of military training.There is a beluga in the fjord of Norway, that is called Whaldimir (a pun of Vladimir and Whale) and that Beluga is an escape from the russians.I can't comment on the ones raised in the wild, but the one trained in captivity are extremely friendly.Whaldimir plays fetch with people, and general is hanging around boots or habors interacting with people.
>>220794616btw you can also do this to babies yonger than 3 months
>>220789699>ArticWhy do you speds always spell this wrong?
>>220790085I needed the laugh. Thank you.
>>220801254>legendCuck
>>220789699luv iceluv me fishluv ‘ar humpbacksluv diversluv head pats ate early meltsate bearsate orcas (not racist, just don’t like ‘em)ate plastic ate pollutionSimple as
